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Mexico, Latin & South AmericaYardies a home and a farrin, Part 25!

I hate phone sex.. such a dyaam tease...


It is but I have never done it well I'm lying I tried it a long time ago and basically the guy said I was boring...

So I never tried it but this time I gave it a whirl and well I'll be darned I think I did pretty darn good.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 18:09:00
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hey ladies I am ready!!! No joke but I heard American girlz are more freaky than us Canadian girlz!!

Dada I am ready for my sex 101 class!!


No you didn't go home and jump back on de computa.... LOL mi too.

Hey I hear American girls are a lot freakier than alot of other countries. Hmm so are we really dat freaky??

Did you go back and read de girls had a lot of spicey suggestions.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 18:00:00
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Q said cheap sex... sometimes, when Im very verbal I say nasty things.. that could be seen as cheap.. sounding like a 1-900 gyal you know? lol


Mi knoa exactly what yuh mean :thumbs: :whistle:
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 17:55:00
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Maybe so but its a great mood enhancer annnnnnnnnnnnd it gives you tips..you can add your OWN twist to it, whatever pleases your mate! ;)


Tee I take it your with me and don't mind seeing it on the screen :whistle:
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 17:52:00
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OMG......MEMORIES.

Tre, your cousin bought me a belt one day. He called me and went on and on about this really cool thing he bought me and couldn't wait to give it to me.

It was this butt ugly black belt with like silver lace on it. The buckle was this gigantic silver flower thing looked like some old lady broach. It LIT UP. You could do blue flash, yellow flash, red flash, 2 colors flash together, or all of them flash like alternating Christmas lights. He made me wear the damn thing to some Duncan's street party.

When I got home, my cousin was like it looks like.........anyone seen "Airplane" where Pricilla Presley opens her lingerie robe and there's a big neon sign pointing to her coochie that says OPEN?.....looks like that. We turned off the lights and I danced around. All you could see was my crotch.

God, we laughed about that belt for a few years.


You must have been in love to wear it….I can just picture him being so proud and you looking like you want to kill him….
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-05 11:21:00
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Ooh I like this song Tempted to Touch... I'm rocking in my chair.....
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-05 11:18:00
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Chile, yes that is major...I'm praying hubby and I keep adding up those anniversaries! Poe thang, I might have to call you sometimes like chile how I deal with this or that...lol! I think its so important to talk with couples that have made it work, you know? :unsure:


I agree I used to love talking to couples with many years of experience. It’s like they could relate to you. One thing I will mention Dens is if you have some “single “friends be careful with their advice. Sometimes it’s not always the best advice. I truly believe a person can’t always speak on something if they have never been in your shoes. My single ladies couldn’t really relate they were quick to tell me leave him. In the end I did but that’s not always the answer. You have to remember he is no longer your boyfriend or man he is your husband and like they say through good times and bad.

I still think communication is the most important factor. Without it the relationship will be hard. Couples have to learn that rather it will hurt your feelings or not talk about it.

I have GF who is driving me nuts. She says her relationship has lost all #######. I told her it’s not always the man who has to initiate things the woman does too. So many woman sit back and wait for their man to bring the WOW factor. I believe it’s on both parties. A man likes to be wowed just like us woman do. I told her to start it and then let him take it from there. She said she agreed with me but she hasn’t done anything yet. So then I told her to talk to him about it and let him know how you feel. Again she agreed with me but she still hasn’t spoke to him about it. .When she came bk to complain I told her until she tries step one or two I don’t want to hear it…

O.k. I got completely of the subject but you know what I mean :unsure: … LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-05 11:17:00
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House hunting NICE :dance:

nothing planned. This weekend the weather is supposed to be superb so bringing my girls out to the mall and Sunday church. Nothing big. Oh my I looked at my calender and on March 16 will be my 4th wedding anniversary :dance:


Nice 1luv keep up the good work!!!! :thumbs:
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-05 11:01:00
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Why the first time I went to Jamaica I had a belt buckle that had lights on it and said words going across it Wow it seems it was the 90's but I met my hubby in 2006 Posted Image


Please please please tell me your joking!!!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-05 09:33:00
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wow what a coincedence!!
bye sunny and 1 luv and mrs tee (i know im late.. goweh)

wha ya feel like dada, ya cyaan type one msg in 8 hrs??? *kissteeth*.. like ya used to tell me.. "ya pick di board ova me" LOL.. KIDDING


Never dat!!! Gurl yuh knoa mi lub yuh like sliced bread...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-05 09:27:00
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i swear u CHUPID!!! :rofl: :rofl:

did u get my email this morning??????????????????????


Yeah I got it but you all wont stop chatting fi mi to respond.....
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:54:00
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its too hard to get a heart after a certain point.. i been having 5 FOREVER


Rub it in Q just rub it in...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:51:00
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awww look.. dada you can understand tre.. this time last year you was needing a translation book LOL


Yeah mon memba :rofl: !!!

On my last trip this guy swore I didn't know what he was saying. He chatted and I answered him in english. He said if mi talk fass yuh wont understand. I told him to try me. He chatted faster and I answered him again. :star:

Psss. Little did he know some of the stuff he said I just guessed my answa...LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:49:00
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I miss my:


going to the talking box to make a call


This is all I saw.... :rofl:

Edited by DaDa, 04 March 2010 - 04:43 PM.

DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:43:00
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Here we go again :whistle: hehehehe


DW you too :angry: .....
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:40:00
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Is is still okay to use the word SIKE

and I know Dada is going to laugh at me


Faints!!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:40:00
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New to what? Chile YOU teach us... remember you was dropping it like the rent was late (or something like that lol).. thats how you got Den's remember?


Cha!!!! Its the rent was DUE!!! Man youall can %uck up a saying. Alright Tee your about to go on the list with Tre.....
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:37:00
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Thank you, and lord knows we'd NEVA get the story out of you until weeks lata :bonk: hahahahahaha
nah kill mi mi friend! :)



:rofl: Oohh ur not right!!!!!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:36:00
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I told ya'll she tipsy.......

My boss was talking to me and I had to play it off cause I had tears running down my face -- I had to say it was allergies and reach for my Zyrtec


A lie you tell!!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:35:00
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What's wrong with PMing my thoughts DaDa? Huh??? Sometimes it's needed woman.


Cuz then I cant read what your saying!!!! :whistle: :blush: :rofl:
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:34:00
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Say what Dada...it seh areadi u jus a read slow...but watch yah...look who a rush tori aftah she tek one rass year fi tel fi ar


It was not a year!!!! 6 months maybe but a year.... LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:32:00
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Okay wah di baxide "clutching pearls" mean...mi caan overstand dat please explain.


Tre!!!!! :crying: Aww Damn!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:22:00
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I feel you but listen here.. I don't give a rats patootey what folk run with.. If they don't like it that can suck their...... (finish it) Folks just miserable... They need a good shot of Vitamin "D" so they can chill the cluck out! *done*


U on a roll today sista!!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:18:00
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Yeah, cause what happens in JA doesn't seem to stay in JA now does it????????

Whatever.....okay Miss Slogan Police. You know what I meant. :crying:

:rofl:
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:12:00
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And personally if you are going to do the gravesight, who really wants to do that and not have a stone?


Well here in Pittsburgh you cant get a head stone for a year. U have to wait for the dirt to settle.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 16:04:00
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Very good points.

I believe he thought that when he came here and started working he would make thousands $ and fly back home whenever.
I wish I knew where that tree with the falling money is because I would climb it right now...lol


I hear this all the time.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 15:54:00
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Posted Image

PHILLY come and get your cousin please?!!


That's the one from ATL housewives right?? His eyebrows are sharp
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 15:49:00
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But I dont know if Im going when I thought because me and hubby was talking and I think its best if her momma take her to the interview. So we (me and my biatches) are looking for tickets at the end of April 22-27 looking cheap on Delta :yes:


Delta does have the lower fares right now...

I'm pissed cuz all my miles are on US Air
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 15:47:00
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Im sure that day I will be feeling down. It's my mom's birthday and she has been gone, but not forgotten 5 years on that day :crying: She was a beautiful lady.. you all would love her! (L)




:blink: :lol:


Aww Tee (((Hugs))) ny god sons bday is that day.I guess he was lucky cuz em was born in a toliet :whistle: ...

Don't ask long story!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 15:41:00
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OMG, Where is Tia? Have you heard from Kel? I remember that story.




LMAO, that is so funny Irie... The stories we could tell. :rofl:




So sorry to hear that Forbes, but I these stories a lot. I'll PM you my thoughts.


You all and dis PM just say it already.....LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 15:29:00
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I still keep those things in my "third pocket" as I like to call it!!! :rofl: :rofl: This guy was in line at wawa and had a 100 dollar bill... the clerk asked if he had anything smaller. I had taken money out to pay my rent and I asked if he wanted change for 100. I pulled it right out my "third pocket" and gave him change. He nearly fainted :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Star did this alot in JA. This rasta walked up to her an was like u keep money in your titty...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 15:18:00
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Noo, do that the end of June. I'm going to try and make it to the Taste of Chicago this year.


I heard about this what exactly is it?
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 15:16:00
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Morning all!




Congrats KJ! Don't you love that Soon come when you KNOW it's not soon by your definition?


I memba when I first heard that saying. I was at the at the airport looking around like dang where is Roc. I used someone's phone to call him and he is like babe mi soon come. So I hung up the phone like o.k he is around the corner.. I waited...and waited... and waited. The guy whose phone I used came back over like yuh ride not here yet. I was like no he said he soon come. He was like oh you can sit at the bar ova der an wait. I'm like why would I wait at a bar he is almost here.
I learned an hour later when Roc finally showed up what soon come meant. Our trip didn't start off to well once I got in that car.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 08:08:00
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Goodmorning :star:
He's here :dance: :dance:
He landed about 7 lastnight, got to the airport around 9:30 and by then he was steam ing mad and I said "mi soon come!" The same thing he would tell me when he's 3 hours away from Montego Bay :devil:
I had to do the dirty in quiet mode because my mother decided she wanted to stay up late, so I said "ok, see ya later" Went to my room, got messed up and went to bed. Big day today, don't chat up a storm, later.


Yayyyyy he's here!!!!!! Now you can breathe a sigh of relief for two seconds before you start the next step!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 08:02:00
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What a nice looking couple. I can't seem to stop thinking how your pic doesn't go with your posts. You can be so, how can I said 'rashida-ish" sometimes :rofl:




Hubby looks ready! Thats a beautiful nursery :)


Tee I was thinking the same thing. She looks so sweet and innocent in her pics and her mouth is so facety she is a trip. It's like when I see her post I'm like o.k. what is she going to say now.

If I had to pick her out of a line up I would walk right past her.


I'm having a helluva time catching/keeping up today too so tomorrow I start at page 23 where I left off & try again.

Congrats KJ!! I know right about now you're enjoying your honey....or maybe even wrapped up together! :devil: :dance:

Night yardies!
(I have to take care of hubby cause I promised him something! :devil: )


Put it on him Ells.. LOl

The board has really picked up lately...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 07:58:00
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Thanks Ells! He's doing better. I'm still going to be his night nurse though. Just incase, you know. :devil:


Hey I just seen the post Brooke where you said you wish Flava Fav would have been my man. All I can say is if that was true you all would have said "yep she is really is desperate!!"

He touched my face to tell me I was cute and I went back to the room and put alcohol all over my face. I thought my skin was crawling and then when he smile he's missing his front teeth. He was fun to hang out with but nowhere near my speed!!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 07:54:00
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http://i1021.photobu...setwins/059.jpg

me and hubby last week


We finally get to see Mr.Finese. Well its about damn time!!! Cha!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 07:47:00
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http://i1021.photobu...setwins/095.jpg



there you go...

mi try some more


You look so cute!!!! Love the nursery!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 07:45:00
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Wait I meant to ask you in the other post..you said "we" ..you aren't taking Star again are you?? Ok so you, Negril, me and V, and possibly Tee.


As I look down at the ground... Wah yuh say??

Umm I take it if she mets the yardies she will get some evil stares... She'll be like why they looking at me like tht and I'll be like (shrugs shoulders) I don't know.

Gurl Star is going back to see dude come hell or high water. Its her b-day so now she wanna go. I was thinking of riding down with her and then getting lost. See yuh back at the airport.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 07:42:00
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ya'll making Finesse nervous and that's why she get the pic loaded..... Well, then again she could be trying to make us wait over a period of time like DaDa. :rofl:


LOL... Hey I was soon coming wid the story....
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 07:39:00