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Mexico, Latin & South AmericaYardies a home and a farrin, Part 25!

omg.. u gotta try that one..i always wondered why the ladies would wiggle their legs in the air when doing the "hot wuk" dance..tried it, and i found out.. :devil: SELL OFF!!!
another quicker finisher upper fa dem lAANNNNNGGG nights LOL


Yes mi memab now!!! I think I never tried that once cuz mi legs are so big dats is a lot to wiggle. I might try it an wiggle em off of me. Instead of pumping he might have to grab me and hold on :rofl: .....
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 11:41:00
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ALREADY!! he have told me that is ONE of the reasons him was hooked. :star: .speaking of

tell me this..WHYYYYY do men want to believe u were a virgin when u met them but then ask you bout stuff u used to do.. did u always do that or this??? :blink:

roger and i have been brutally honest with each other about most things and he can tell me all his pillow talk and im cool, i find it quite entertaining actually. i know he DOESN"T wanna hear certain things about me, so i don't talk about it BUT then he asks over and over :blink: i told him the other day, im tired of talking.. he says.. you know what i wanna hear, just say that..thats crazy to me.. :wacko:


Isn’t that the truth!!! They can dish it but they surely can’t take it…
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 11:38:00
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going for lunch :thumbs:


I bet you'll be back....
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 11:30:00
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:


Yes we r. We re talking bout sex baby!! LOL :rofl: :rofl:


Looks like someone is coming out of der shell... LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 11:13:00
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Hey Everyone ,

Hope everyone is having a great Day


This is a warning be very careful if you plan on going back to recap..

You've been warned...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 11:09:00
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Okay has there every been a time when it was so good u were speaking in tongues. It happened to me one to may times DONT LAFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yes:


Once!!!

Shoot the way you were giddy yesterday I believe you were talking in tongues the night before... :rofl:

O.k. so again if you can talk ova de phone and in tongues why can't you talk during the do??

Yea that's what I was reffering to.



Thanks :star:

MrsTee you are dead meat when Nat sees all this!! You and Dada


:blush:

Shoot Finese would have loved these talks..

I think we scared My2 and Irie away.. Hey what about Quana and dont act like you dont be sneaking in a thing or two...

cuz over the phone he cant see me just hear me!


Luv!!! :bonk:

See you teased em ova de phone he thought he had a freak and then he get here and your like what do I say.. Yeah we got some work to do..

Edited by DaDa, 09 April 2010 - 10:57 AM.

DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:56:00
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Chile, I got em.. My favorite glows in the dark, you can take it in the shower and its powerful hahahahahaha.. I know my kids be like why mommy taking so long in da shower lmao


Cuz its none of you business dats why. Your momma just like to be extra clean is all... LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:51:00
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Look ladies... bullet's are a girlz best friend... Just remember it was Tee who said it! wooooPosted Image


O.k. here comes my blond moment (sorry JG) what is a bullet :blush: ?

oh gosh I remember the phone sex days!!! I used be all siked!! I loved it!! :devil:


O.k. so if you did it on the phone why can't you do it in person?
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:50:00
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Try doing it while hubby is on the phone, that would definitely work, esp if he's a talker. :yes:


Hmm neva thoguht of that... That might work....
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:44:00
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dada got u!! don' forget the leg wiggle too dada LOL


De leg wiggle??? Hmm let me go back into my memory with Q's Dirty After Dark stories and try to memba dis one....
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:43:00
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You can do it! Thats how you learn about your body...I can't use fingers but girl get you a......... ooh wait I will pm that one..Posted Image


Uh oh look who woke up.....
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:42:00
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what spot?? mi fass mi wan no??


Umm I'll put it in your PM.....
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:41:00
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didn't u ever watch barney w/ ur kids..u betta use ur imagination!! LOL


Imma tell you a secret. I watched Barney before and afta mi kids I just love dat purple guy and I refuse to wear purple cuz I don’t wanna look like him eidda.

And the green grass grows all around and around and the green grass grows all around…

or

Standing outside with my mouth open wide. Ahh ahhh ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhh … Wait that might not be a good song to sing today you ladies minds might be in the gutter…
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:40:00
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I'm starting not to link FB very much anymore. Too me it's okay to find friends, but they just end up being a bunch of nosey azzes to me. I stop posting much on FB and I may just have one with Family only so that I can stay in touch with my relatives.


People have told me dat people on FB is too nosey. I don’t think they be in my business I guess that is because I don’t have a life ey??

Are maybe they do and I just don’t know it..
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:35:00
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Hello everyone . hope everyone is well ... Miss you all and boy i cant keep gotta wait till the weekend to catch up lol,,.


Girl wait till you cath up you gwaan be like Holly Heck Batman :wow: !!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:33:00
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mi sey NOT YET!!! u know u can still practice!! i used to think NOBODY could get har done like i could.. BABAY!! :rofl: :rofl: :devil: :devil:

okay somebody count how many times the devil smile been used today :rofl: :rofl:


Too many times :huh: !!!!

See and dey thought you were a angel..
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:31:00
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toys! it aint the same as having a brotha but it takes the edge offPosted Image


I tried the toys and unless I’m using dem with a brotha der not the same :( . I cant do self satisfaction eidda. Maybe cuz me like to talk so much and der is no one to talk to I can’t get into it…
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:30:00
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me niedda, but mi shut mi mout :innocent: ..i like to discuss, mi nuh wan offend nobody tho.. :wacko:

aww, little grasshopper, mi see you have now become the teacher!! i taught u well :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Weren’t you supposed to go back to work!!!! LOL

Yes I did learn some things from you. Memba when you told me about the spot so I went and tried the spot. Whoo it sure did work….
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:26:00
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all imma say is yall some horny heffas this morning.. two days straight of sex talk.. Im such an Posted Image *smh*Posted Image

Soon we gonna be known as the Yardies a home and a farrin sex chat lol


:rofl:

Tee you know you wanna join in your just too hung over right now to join us….
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:19:00
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tamh..u funny LOL, but she can't mix up nothing YET.. her bowl is empty FOR NOW.. :devil: :devil: :rofl:


Oh just rub it in Quana just rub it in why don't you :angry: :crying: !!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:17:00
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I'm so frustrated :angry:
I'm almost 3 wkslate and all the pt's are saying negative. Doc is booked until next FRIDAY and I just really want to know whats up. Maybe it's my imagination or maybe it's due to stress but I have a hell of an appetite; have no energy; ALWAYS sleepy; gained a few pounds and ripped my dress trying it on and lastly (poor honey) can't sleep at night coz I can't get enough :devil:
I hate having these symptoms and hate not knowing if I'm prego :help:


And you said he always wants it. Cha!! Yuh raping de poor man I'm sure he wants to come pon VJ to ask us how do you tell your wife no and mean it...LOL

Then we're having all this sex talk today.. Poor man tell him Dada said sorry...

But seriously I wonder what it can be. I know you are worried. You called and told them your symptoms (well hopefully not all of them) and they cant squeeze you in somewhere??
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:16:00
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awww dada..hang in there girl..good things come to those who wait.. :thumbs:
sumbody shoulda told honey to check in today..her and i used to get in BIG trouble talking like this back in the day :devil:


Ugh mi memba!!! I got my hand smacked a few times too for bringing up these topics. They used to tell me it’s a public forum keep your business to yourself but to me we are all woman and well who better to discuss it with. Shoot I wanted to learn some tips and plus Sex is everywhere you can’t avoid it if you wanted too!!!

I never saw the big deal.

Luv mi PMing yuh back but its long mi told you I love to talk… LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:10:00
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I was going to make a comment; but decided to be good today! Posted Image


Hey!!! :bonk:
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 10:07:00
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yeah mon, mi tink mi betta tap and guh wuk, could talk forever on this topic lol

i told u 1luv got it in her already, its us quiet ones that u would least expect :innocent:

anybody see lisa raye, the real mccoy last night, she is kinda off to me sometimes, but i love her swag.. i will watch it..it was cool


Did you see my post where I said you taught me a lot?

I seen ur post on FB and tried to find it but it must have been off. I’m sure there will be repeats. I was so made Grey’s was a repeat last night!!!

Did anyone see how one of the Housewives from the ABC show is suing because she was killed off. I tell you what will we sue for next.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:33:00
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All of this talk is gon have to make me go upstairs. I'm supposed to be diligenty working from home right now.


At least you can go upstairs or these odda broads can be wid ders after work they have no consideration for likkle old me (well anent nothing likkle about me so I’ll say) Poor me who is all alone…. Dey torturing the ish outta me!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:31:00
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I know especially Nat!! joke! LUV U GIRL (L)


Yes Nat is so into her coupon cutting I don’t want her to read this and accidentally cut a coupon in ½……

Whoo dat made me LOL :rofl: ….

LOL! Its not a "mean" shut up! HAHA! Dada... I can rub against that man in the kitchen and he is turned on. There isnt much you can do to turn him OFF!! LOL


Whoo dat is a good thing.

Well unless your not in the mood and next thing you know his solider is saluting den you would be like awww damn what me do??
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:27:00
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Hugs...we just trying to represent like you and your mista! When I saw your pics on FB....I was like "Awwwwww"!


She got new pics or you talking bout her old ones?
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:24:00
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Love is just a beautiful thing.

O.k. enough wid all the mushiness!!!! :angry:

Yeah I'm hating!!!

Hey girl...you been working it out with your projects. You definitely deserve some vacay time. Glad to hear that you guys are doing well. I told you that next outing we will come up with something so I hope to see you guys soon!

FB stalkers? Girl, don't even sweat that at all...time for the block and delete to go into full effect. Honestly, I don't want Den to have a FB cause I know his BM's sister is on there and all I need to do is see one out of pocket comment and girl I might lose it for real! :angry:


:rofl:
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:22:00
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Good Morning Yardies! Happy Friday! I miss talking to you guys! I finally got my two big projects out of the way for work and now I just need to finish up my thesis by April 23. After that, we are off to JA for a short vacation. Everything is good with us, with the exception of a little hateration from Facebook stalkers. We're trying to workout everyday until our trip to JA so I may need somebody to come scrape me off the floor.


You got FB stalkers?? Wow I guess der hating on your happiness ey?
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:20:00
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The reason why they can't stop outgoing calls to JA, is because you only have to dial a 1, not the 011 for international calls. The JA calls are really going thru the same process as your local long distance calls. They don't tell you this, the JA calls really are nothing more than local long distance calls being charge at an international rate.


I was told dis before. So true!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:18:00
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Mista use to just work, not even a oohh or ahhh but now, shyt, he is more vocal than me!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:


Dat means you must be working!!!

I cant even imagine quiet jook? I think I would be bored.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:18:00
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LOL... I feel the same way 1luv. I am like "just shut up and kiss me"... The corny stuff irritates me!! LOL. I have told Louis to shut up a couple times!! hahahaha


Irie yu did not tell hubby to shut up?? Shame on you talking might turn him on. Did I tell you all talking during the doo turns me on already???
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:15:00
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hahaha!! Hubby always says to me "talk to me baby" I say what should I say. Boy I do need help. I did try it once and It was so corny!! I have issues!! KJ, MrsTEE, DaDa Help me! LOL


Luv yuh killing me sweetie!!!

Do you have a FB account? I think its time for us to chat on PM der...

Dont wanna talk all out on the board for fear who might be readin dis...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:14:00
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That's one thing I'm not as good at. But, he pushes me to say it. You know like saying "what do you want me to do?" And he won't do it till I tell him. It brings me out of that shy part of my shell.


Shy you :blink: ??? Yeah right....

So JG you don't like to talk during the do? Girl you can't shut me up its such a turn on to me.

Edited by DaDa, 09 April 2010 - 09:10 AM.

DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:10:00
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That's one thing I don't need.....alcohol.....to get me started.


JG seen the pics on FB. You and Chuck look really happy together... Oh mi lubs dem shoes!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:07:00
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Is JQ's interview today?? If so, GOOD LUCK!


Yup its today!!! Good Luck JQ!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-09 09:04:00
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Shame to say, count me in.
I mean I'm freaky and know what to do in bed but since my ex broke up with me (trust me I wasn't mad coz he wouldn't last more than 4.3 seconds without liquor) and so I lost my ####### :blush:
With G I'm laid back, I'm very good iin another department though :devil:
Anyways, count me in for the sex ed 101 classes!

PREACH SISTA!!!!

I used to be like you can't be done already?? Please tell me your joking!!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 23:10:00
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Anyone on FB who hasn't seen my pics from yesterday yet should go look...it's pretty amusing! Jamerican did a REALLY REALLY nice thing.

On another note, Lehi got his first credit card the other day. We haven't used it yet but we will just to get it going & so he can start to establish a credit rating in case some day we should ever try to get a home loan. We're with B of A & when I signed him up right after we got married & he had his SSN, the rep told us he could probably get a student Visa any time when we decided to try it. Since he has his City College ID because that's where he is taking his ESL classes, he qualifies for Campus checking & for a student credit card. I'd put him as an authorized user several months ago on my Target Visa which only has a $200 limit so I figured that would be safe since no matter what happened, he could not do much damage with such a low limit. A couple times since, if we ate at a restaurant, I'd pull out his credit card (in my possession for the time being) & have him sign for the bill. Well, that might've helped him get in the 'system' because we went into a branch last week & within 5 minutes he was approved for his own card with a decent interest rate, no annual fee & a $700 credit limit! Not bad for a first card! It may sound controlling BUT, this card will also stay in my possession & we'll use it on occasion & I will promptly pay it off. I just want to get him started for when the day comes when they'll look at both our credit scores.


I think that is o.k. because until he gets used to how it works he might take that card and get happy with it.

Hubby and I are off to the bar for some drinks... sexy party soon come.. depending how much I have the "freaknista" might come out... Nite ladies Posted Image


Alright Alright!!! Have fun...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 18:19:00
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Ok I used to be much "freakier"... I did it on the steps of the capitol building in DC late one night! LOL!!!
I need to get back to that side of me..
St Lucia sex was always fun too... close the windows, turn off the a/c.... work up a sweat!! LOL
Beaches, balconies.... Oh I think Louis and I need a vacation!! :)

I remember one night in St Lucia Louis had to work late so I went out with friends and then met him at my gap (end of my road where the bus drops you)... then we walked up the road to my apartment... I was attacking him the whole way... we get in and I slam HIM against the wall... he was like WOW!!!! :devil: :devil:


As I Hi Five yuh through de screen. Go head Irie dats what mi talking about :thumbs: ...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 18:15:00
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I hate phone sex.. such a dyaam tease...


It is but I have never done it well I'm lying I tried it a long time ago and basically the guy said I was boring...

So I never tried it but this time I gave it a whirl and well I'll be darned I think I did pretty darn good.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 18:09:00