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Mexico, Latin & South AmericaYardies a home and a farrin, Part 24!

Quanna mi nevah seh MOVADO ugly...he just need to get that white crust that gathers at the sides of his mouth "REMOVED"...

In '07 he was at Magaritaville in Ochi for a party, don't know why most of them Vybes too travel with 20 or more men....jeessshhhhhhh he was at the bar and my cousin was like see...look like dat crust naw wash off...you don't even want to know what they said it was...I'll let you figure that out.

Same when I see Elephant Man in concert I don't go anywhere near the stage cause he's know to SPIT on people with his "lisp" or he jumps in the crowd with his frowsie head

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: have no heard that wod in donkey years :rofl: :rofl:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 15:05:00
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I love u guys....u make me laugh. mY coworkers are like why u always have a smile on ur face!
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 14:59:00
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You did that...I'm over here whining in my chair...

ur tooooo much :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 14:58:00
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She miserable, says she stressed, so mi give har some S-E-X
A just di lovin, dem a request, dem hear seh a we a di best

Dat's why gal a stake out my home and a blow up my phone cause she waan di vitamin S
Gal waan smoke my cigar and a run dung my car cause she waan di vitamin S
Gal a unbutton har skirt and a pop off har shirt cause she waan di vitamin S
Gal nah tek nuh check cause it good fi stress dem waan di vitamin S

Gal inna heat, gal waan run and him gone a street
Frustratin so she a kiss har teet, don't worry yuhself fi meet
If he nah do yuh good just call mi and I will dweet
Mi alone love will mek yuh feel so sweet
Play inna yuh hair and message yuh feet
One, dos, three times a week and dat will mek yuh feel complete
Believe mi, everybody seh it good fi headache
It nice when yuh get a one dose when yuh wake
Some man nuh good so dem gal haffi a fake, come on dude gimme a break

poor me ........I gotta wait till next week. Who feel sarry fi me :help:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 14:57:00
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I love Kartel but the only song I like by Movado is

"mi neva believe u
U sey u sumting tight till it a squeeze u oh oh


I could go on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 14:47:00
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:devil:

u know it girl :devil:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 14:44:00
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Vitamin S is expired now, its Vitamin D now lol

say what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vitamin S is never expired for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :star: :star:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 14:43:00
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Lawd knows I'm over here working extra hard...my eye sockets are hurting...I think I need some of that Vitamin"D" that Mrs. Tee reference in an earlier post :rofl:

I need some Vitamin S :star:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 14:35:00
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Q - I can tell you about this firsthand, just my opinion though...My mom was cremated because it was what she wanted. I think that if there is very little money cremation is the way to go. I also pushed the button that started the creamation machine and it was one of the hardest things I had to do. The down side to cremation is that you don't have a gravesight to go visit the person time after time. With cremation, you can keep the ashes if you like. I took mom to VA Beach and one night I stood along the ocean line, said a prayer and released most of her ashes. I kept a little. I always joke and tell people its her big toe lol


And personally if you are going to do the gravesight, who really wants to do that and not have a stone?

AWWWWWWW (L) (F)
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 13:45:00
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Girl my part is OCHI, I run this city (J/K) :yes:

But thats where I have been for the last 10 visits, and in my hubby part near Golden Grove.

St Ann WHOOP WHOOP (can yall see me throwing it up) :rofl:


But I dont know if Im going when I thought because me and hubby was talking and I think its best if her momma take her to the interview. So we (me and my biatches) are looking for tickets at the end of April 22-27 looking cheap on Delta :yes:

My bestie is from Golden Grove :dance:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 12:40:00
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mi belly ah drap out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lunch Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance: :dance: :dance:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 11:43:00
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How sad. I have a lot of friends that I chat too when I go to Jamaica that work in Baltimore. I sure hope they get some really good severance packages if they are not placed in other jobs. It's a tough time for all.

I hope so too. No job is secure nowadays :(
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 11:39:00
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Bunz I know u know about the red peas, dressing the kids or babies in red and passing them over the coffin or walking them around the coffin 3 or 6 times mek mi tap frighten di people dem -- u nevah know seh duppy fraid a nize

Lawd!!

I heard u must not point at a cemetary. If u do u have to bite ur fingers one at a time or else ur finga dem wi ratten off :blink:

thanks to everyone for their kind words about mi belly! yuh mek mi feel better...i feel like a huge cow stretched to the max ready to explode at any second! But I got my eye on the prize (prizes)....I'm going to be induced on the 17th!!!! The end is in sight... :dance:

We are antipating the arrivals of ur bambinas cant wait :dance: :dance:

Edited by 1luv, 04 March 2010 - 11:35 AM.

1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 11:35:00
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EMPLOYEES of the cash-strapped national airline, Air Jamaica were yesterday advised that their jobs would be made redundant on April 12, the 'target' date for Caribbean Airlines to take over its operations.

awwwwwww cant they apply to caribbean airlines :blush:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 11:32:00
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I watched Twilight the other night - I wasn't that impressed. The books, I LOVED - I didn't think the movie was all that

I am reading the new moon as we speak. I luv it!
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-27 13:58:00
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Don't laugh...I think I have one of those disorders..... :unsure:

My attention span is really short and I can't be still... :wacko:

I think I need to go and get diagnosed!

no let me diagniose u! ADHD :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-27 13:21:00
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who like tripe and beans? :star:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-27 12:44:00
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awww so sorry to hear JG. She was absolutely beautiful (L) (F)

Good afternoon all
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-27 12:41:00
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Lawny.........ur granny is too cute :star:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-26 13:41:00
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You did not say Clutch the Pearls!!!!

I am rolling!!! :rofl:

I know when she said that yesterday DaDa I was tearing up with laughter at my desk :rofl:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-26 09:58:00
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1Luv- how long was the process to get your hubby to you? My husband's friend is married to a Canadian citizen and he's still waiting in JA to go and they filed Dec. 2008.
Finesse- hope you're feeling better! If you're ever bored you could always set up a facebook account (hint, hint). You know we are all going to want to see your adorable babies. Plus pictures of you..remember how many times your picture was viewed on here? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hope everyone had a nice weekend!!

Oh welcome to the board Soulful! Congrats on your marriage!! I don't know how it will work with his visa since he already has one,. My husband didn't have one and we didn't bother trying for one. I would think it would be OK because why would he want to just stay and be illegal when he could wait a few more months and come the right way?? Someone will come along soon that knows.

WOW That is verrrrrrrrrrry long Brooke. Hubbys paper took 5 months from start to finish!
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-24 18:34:00
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:lol:
hey 1luv, how di visa ting go in canada? mi brodda-in-law (in JA) talking to girl in canada and she called me and wanted to know bout it....

The process is simple and straight forward. We dont have the fiance visa though :blush:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-23 23:29:00
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u too funny finesse :rofl:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-23 22:17:00
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Hey StoneLove! It has been a while! Glad all is well with you, baby and hubby! :star:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-22 15:11:00
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DHL just delivered my stuff AMEN :innocent:

Thats great MsSheka :star:

Damn....I pay $400 for my entire house.

how is that JG?
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-22 10:48:00
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CONGRATS BUNZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance: :dance:

Edited by 1luv, 22 January 2010 - 10:47 AM.

1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-22 10:46:00
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Hey yall, Not sure if I have been on here at all in 2010 so Happy New Year!!! This is my crazy busy time at work trying to get all Merit and Incentive done and plan a wedding! So I won't be able to long on much, I am logging on to FB since I got my IPhone, so if you every need to ask a question can alway link me on there.

Congrats to all New Approvals, NOA2s, and everyone that have there sweetheart home!!!

WHAT IS UR NAME ON FB
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-21 16:08:00
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:crying:

hubby just called to telling me he's having a ball at the beach and the weather is perfect just right with a touch of breeze waiting on his steam fish

How fun! :yes:

Lawny sorry havent called u! Do u miss me :lol:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-21 15:55:00
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Ur not missing something his uncle is.... :rofl:

LMFAO :rofl: :rofl:

do those things really work though :blush:

I find the infomercials so fake :blush:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-21 15:51:00
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

DWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-21 14:51:00
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I guess that is what u get for jumping pages!! :blush: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks Sus and IrieCat! Glad Louis made it safe!

Sus I hope he gets better soon also :star:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-21 14:43:00
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Louis made it ok... Extenz and all! LOL... they didnt even look.

:o :o What is he using this for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did I miss something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-21 14:28:00
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Hi Shemmy! Call me crazy I love it when the women flirt with Den...I always like to see his reactions. I always said, I don't want no man no one else wants :rofl: he is quite the social butterfly and so am I. We learned early on that we needed to not be jealous in our relationship or we weren't going to make it...lol. Bless our hearts!!! We both enjoy meeting and talking to people.

I can see that Dens :whistle:

Well I am the the shy reserved type but hubby on the other hand is the adventerous one!

Dens he has the flu( I gave it too him) and he is moping around all over the place. I sure was not acting like that when I was sick last week! :angry:

Edited by 1luv, 21 January 2010 - 02:05 PM.

1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-21 14:02:00
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Why when men are sick they are the worser than babies :angry: :angry:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-21 13:20:00
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okay just to play the devils advocate on the hair braiding thing because when I asked Mikel said heck no too. BUT they don't have a problem with a man cutting their hair and trimming up their face (and they are all up in their face when they are trimming it) what is the difference with braiding their hair?

That is sooooooooo true Dills :thumbs:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-20 14:10:00
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What are slim jims :blush:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-20 09:38:00
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Philly I am laffing real hard...I thought mrs. Bootsy was ur cat for some reason!! :rofl:

Jahoney, I saw GTG. It is a nice movie :yes:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-19 13:17:00
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I have a question and was hoping someone could answer and tell me where I might be able to find the right answer... Maybe 1luv...

If you are flying from, lets say St Lucia, and going to Toronto Canada, and there is a stop in the US ... do you need a US Visa?
Louis has a friend back home whose husband was beating her badly and she left to go to Canada and now wants to buy a ticket for her teenage some to come up to Canada but the flight goes through ATL. Kinda sucks if he needs a visa!!!

Thanks for anyone's input!

I would not think so because he is going through the States to come here. I dont think Lucians need a visa to come to canada though. Hope this helps

ETA: yes he does need a visitors visa. I just asked my girlfriend

Edited by 1luv, 19 January 2010 - 09:31 AM.

1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-19 09:28:00
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hi my American sistas...why are some of u ladies working today. I thought it was a holiday?
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-18 14:29:00
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:ot:

Warning

Remember the little metal can with the strainer you mother kept on the stove? I know we had one and contents of it flavored most of the things she cooked, it was so tasty.


I NEVER REALIZED THE REAL DANGER OF REUSING BACON GREASE.....UNTIL NOW. HOPE I AM NOT TOO LATE GETTING THIS INFO TO SOME OF YOU......BETTER CHECK NOW!!




The question is: Do you use bacon grease?
We were raised on bacon grease as kids and even into adulthood. I will never use it again. I just threw out my last 2 lbs of bacon grease!! I hope you will throw yours away whenever you fry bacon from now on. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.


COOKING WITH BACON GREASE
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This is what happens when you keep cooking with bacon grease It could happen to you... This is a warning , send this to everyone you care about.
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Posted Image :whistle: Makes your feet small
:ot2:

I thought it was serious until I scrolled down :rofl: :rofl:
1luvFemaleJamaica2010-01-14 18:38:00