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Mexico, Latin & South AmericaHappy Birthday
QUOTE (DaniAndEnrique @ Jun 6 2008, 11:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Happy B-day Claire!!! rose.gif

I am Gemini too my b-day is on 14th. dancin5hr.gif



So is my dad's. Happy birthday to you when it comes if I don't get a chance to shout out to you. good.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-06-07 20:32:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaHappy Birthday
Thanks guys!!!
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-06-06 09:27:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaHappy Birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all who are celebrating their birthday today with me. May God continue to bless, guide and protect us all as we celebrate yet another milestone in this journey we call life kicking.gif kicking.gif I wish that we all live to see many, many more days like this and even though some of us are apart physically from the ones we love, God is always in our hearts to comfort and reassure us when we are missing the ones we love. good.gif

Have a great day y'all. I plan to just relax and take it easy.
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-06-06 05:09:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaJune Interviews
Girls, looks like we might be looking at July interviews for all who are waiting because June is almost past it's second week. What a disappointment??? mad.gif

Anyway good luck to all you guys and gals that are now in the waiting game. good.gif

Like I told Kish, Mike took her interview date. rofl.gif rofl.gif

Edited by clairern, 12 June 2008 - 09:42 PM.

clairernFemaleJamaica2008-06-12 21:41:00
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QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 24 2008, 12:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (IrieCat @ Jan 24 2008, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hello all.... havent posted in a few but I have been reading up on everything. :-)

1st of all Classy I think you must be a pretty smart lady for recognizing the loser in this guy before you went too far. My best friend came to visit me while I was living in St Lucia and fell for a guy - unfortunetly I don't think he is up to par and he is showing all the signs of a bad egg but she ingores them. I can only hope she comes to her senses.....

2nd ......... I got my NOA1 today and I am so #%@&^*% HAPPY! I know it is just the beginning but at least it has officially begun! Woohoo!
Now I have a very good reason to go out with the girls this weekend and celebrate! That and its pay day!! :-)

Have a great day all!!!

Cat



WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO GWAAN THROUGH CAT!!!!!!! MMMMMM-EEEEEEEE-OOOOOOO-WWWWWW!!!!! :luv:

kicking.gif kicking.gif YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kicking.gif kicking.gif

I remember just how you felt...like it's official...I HAVE STARTED THIS PROCESS!!!! I remember the first time I saw Ken's name and mine on the official NOA1...I started crying (I am such a Baby...probably PMSing that day too laughing.gif laughing.gif )

It's a GREAT FEELING!!!

Bless-ed,
Gill

GO IRIE...IT'S YOUR NOA1 DAY...GO IRIE!!

Gill, I just realize that you and I have a date in common. Ken dropped off his DS-230 at the embassy on 1/15/08 and Mike's DS-230 was received at NVC on that same day. Coincidence? mmmmmm
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-01-24 13:06:00
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QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 24 2008, 08:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*********THURSDAY CHUCKLE*********

Mawning folks,

I hope everyone had a good night!

For everyone that had a bad Wednesday...guess what it's THURSDAY...fresh start!!! luv.gif

Have a great day...one more to go! good.gif kicking.gif
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Bwoy ... Go Get Yuh Moddah

A boy and his father from Jamaica were visting America for the first time.

The first time they went to a mall, they were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slideback together again.

The boy asked, "Ah whahdat, daddy?" The father (having never seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, minevah see notting so inna mi life! Mi nuh know what it is!"

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair
rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light
in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 19-year-old
woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, says quietly to his son,

"Bwoy... Go get yuh moddah!"


laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif So im tink him can regenerate a yonger ooman, eeidiat. laughing.gif laughing.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-01-24 09:02:00
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QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 23 2008, 08:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
**********WEDNESDAY wink.gif CHUCKLE**********

Mawning Folks,

I hope everyone had a good night!

Welcome tuh Wednesday...half way there...Hang in the week soon done!!

Tuh everyone still feeling ill...I hope you feel better soon!

Bless,
Gill
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Jamaican Gum

A Jamaican is having breakfast one morning; coffee,

croissant, bread, butter and jam when a Trini man,

chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Jamaican ignores the Trini who, nevertheless,

starts a conversation:

Trini: "You Jamaican folk eat the whole bread??"

Jamaican: (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Trini: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In

Trinidad , we only eats what's inside. The crusts, we

collect in a container, recycle it, transform them
into

croissants and sell them to the Jamaicans."

The Trini has a smirk on his face. The Jamaican

listens in silence.

The Trini persists: "Do you eat jelly with the
bread??"

The Jamaican: "Of course."

Trini: (cracking his gum between his teeth and

chuckling). "We don't.

In Trinidad we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
we

put All the peels,seeds, and leftovers in
containers,

recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the

jam to the Jamaicans."

The Jamaican then asks: "Do you have sex in
Trinidad ?"

Trini: "Why of course we do", the Trini says with a
big smirk.

Jamaican: "And what do you do with the condoms once
you've used them?"

Trini: "We throw them away, of course."

Jamaican: "We don't. In Jamaica , we put them in a

container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing

gum and sell them to Trinidad ."

QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 23 2008, 07:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gill it is wayyyy too early...go ketch likkle more sleep helpsmilie.gif helpsmilie.gif wacko.gif


Arright mi love. laughing.gif laughing.gif ..how come yuh deh pon yah suh hearly den???

Love ya,
Gill


Gill me buss out wid laughta. laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-01-23 15:27:00
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Kimmy, how is kimora? Have you taken her to see the doctor yet. Is her gums still red and swollen? Did you get her those pedialyte pops to soothe her gums. Girl, tell me what is going on. I do not like to wait. Patience ran out before I got to the front of the line jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-01-22 14:03:00
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QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 19 2008, 06:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (clairern @ Jan 18 2008, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thank you guys for all your compassionate responses. I really appreciate your empathy. yes.gif yes.gif good.gif good.gif

I have really left him alone for a while and have started doing things with my friends again and he has noticed. He called me know up to four times each day, but I do not answer the phone, but call him at my convenience. He tries to call me at all hours "just to hail me up". What happen to all the times I did that and he was not too receptive. I am trying to shoe him that two can play this game. I am now occupying myself with other things and I am seriously looking elsewhere. I'd rather be alone and miserable than be with someone who is gonna make me miserable. I am a very nice and beautiful person with a real big heart and I deserve someone who is gonna love me for who I am and not what their perceptions of a relationship is. I have established myself after being married for 13 years and divorced for almost 8 and my feet are well planted on the ground. My kids are grown and off to college and the only thing I need a man for is sex and that I can get without the stress of a relationship. mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif

I can get any man I want, but chose a dam Ja man, because I an too old to learn another man's culture and ways.

Me betta stap yah, but him mek me mad nuh rass.

Gill, I hope it works out so you can go to the interview. My thoughts and prayers are with you and Ken. heart.gif rose.gif heart.gif rose.gif



Good fuh yuh Clariey, good.gif Sometimes all a man needs is the realization that you are moving on with your life to kick him into gear!! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT SIS....YOU GOT IT GOING ON!!! good.gif yes.gif If Mike is not gonna treat you like the 'Empress' you are then maybe he needs to see what his life holds without our Clariey!!

I really hope this whole thing sorts itself out! I need Mike to pull it together and be the same man you fell in love with!

You are on my mind and in my prayers!!

Blessed heart.gif always,

Gill


Thank Gill;

I am not gonna try anymore to figure him out. Let him try to figure me out!!!! I also hope it works itself out because I know he is my life partner. I don't know and don't care what is going on in his head or life, because when I try to find out I get silence. He knows what I have to offer and that is a lot. unlike him, not much. All I need anyway is his unconditional love and understanding, because when I love I love unconditionally and he knows that. I am, right now, enjoying my life as it is.

God know best, and if it does not work itself out, I will understand and move on.

Anyway thank for letting me rant and rave. good.gif good.gif luv.gif luv.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-01-19 14:56:00
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QUOTE (JA Tam @ Jan 19 2008, 02:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Morantbaygirl:


Yeah girl, have a blast. good.gif good.gif

Claire
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-01-19 14:51:00
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Thank you guys for all your compassionate responses. I really appreciate your empathy. yes.gif yes.gif good.gif good.gif

I have really left him alone for a while and have started doing things with my friends again and he has noticed. He called me know up to four times each day, but I do not answer the phone, but call him at my convenience. He tries to call me at all hours "just to hail me up". What happen to all the times I did that and he was not too receptive. I am trying to shoe him that two can play this game. I am now occupying myself with other things and I am seriously looking elsewhere. I'd rather be alone and miserable than be with someone who is gonna make me miserable. I am a very nice and beautiful person with a real big heart and I deserve someone who is gonna love me for who I am and not what their perceptions of a relationship is. I have established myself after being married for 13 years and divorced for almost 8 and my feet are well planted on the ground. My kids are grown and off to college and the only thing I need a man for is sex and that I can get without the stress of a relationship. mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif

I can get any man I want, but chose a dam Ja man, because I an too old to learn another man's culture and ways.

Me betta stap yah, but him mek me mad nuh rass.

QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 18 2008, 03:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Marlita @ Jan 18 2008, 03:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 18 2008, 08:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 18 2008, 11:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why not enjoy being taken care of once in a while...there is nothing wrong with that..Not saying u should quit ur job and have a income..but enjoy it a little more than we do

Gurl,

Can I tell you just for a few days last week it felt SOOOOOOOO dyam good not to have to worry about money, breakfast, lunch, dinner...he took care of ALL of that and I let him!! Woke up to Breakfast in bed...it was just nice not to have the constant stress and worry of EVERYTHING on MY shoulders.

I am very independent...but I don't mind sharing the burden of everyday living with my mate. I think thats what we are there for...tuh have each other's back. He's the ying to my yang and vice versa...yuh see mi?

heart.gif ,
Gill

good.gif So true. If I could do it all along I really wouldn't need my man in the first place. I think just as human beings we crave the depedency of another person whether we know it or not.

QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 18 2008, 09:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Trying to get my paperwork together for the interview now...WOW...what a lot of ish they ask for!!!!

I am going to be a mess trying to make sure I remember everything! I hope I get someone nice and patient! Did anyone else feel completely OVERWHELMED looking at all the documentation you have to have to them??? unsure.gif unsure.gif blink.gif helpsmilie.gif

Bless,
Gill



R u going to the interview, and flying back with Ken?

As long as it's not around Valentines Day (800flowers) or Presidents Day(plane ticket $$)...I will be going to the interview! I REALLY wanted to fly up with him, but I can't do both! sad.gif

Gill

Gill, I hope it works out so you can go to the interview. My thoughts and prayers are with you and Ken. heart.gif rose.gif heart.gif rose.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-01-18 17:02:00
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Hey y'all;

How is everybody doing? Hop all is well. NowMrs, good to see you and happy to hear that all is going well.

Gill; you are on a roll. Will you be going to the interview? heart.gif

Kimmie Wha a gwaaan, gyal? heart.gif

Just popping in to say hi. I read everyday, but do not have much to comment on.

I have been feeling despondent for the last couple of days. Mike has changed and I can't for the life of me figure him out and frankly I am tired of trying to figure him out. I am here and he is there and for right now I am just gonna let him be. He does not call me anymore and when I do call him, I feel like I an talking to myself. I am gonna let sleeping dogs lie. He does nto want to get on my bad side, so for right now I am letting him be. mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif

Sorry for the rant, but I need to vent to my sistas. whistling.gif whistling.gif whistling.gif

whistling.gif
I hope you all have a great weekend. It is "supposed" to snow here on NC, and everybody is geting all hyped. I just laugh, because evertime that is said, it rains. We will see.
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-01-18 14:17:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaYardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)
Happy birthday Tonisha. Hop you live to see many, many more happy ones.
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-01-16 21:58:00
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QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 15 2008, 09:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey Yardie Fam,

JG, I missed the blackout by a day...(thank G-d!!) I hate when current is gone! laughing.gif ... I MISSED YOU GUYS!!!!

But I ain't gonna lie....JAMAICA WAS BLOODCLAAT AMAZING!!!! Rebel Salute was WONDERFUL!!!! We had a great time!

My trip further solidified my decision to file for Ken. He was equally amazing! I just feel blessed to have him (as he does me wink.gif )

Rebel Salute was CRAZY!!! We got there at 10pm and left at 10am the following morning. Jah Cure was AMAZING...he sounded exactly like he did on his album. Capelton, Taurus Riley, and Busy Signal got the crowd screaming! Definitely want to go back again. We went to a restaurant called 'Little Ochie", near Santa Cruz in St. Elizabeth. I would definately recommend it and Rebel Salute to everyone!

Saying good-bye wasn't the usual water works on my end,..because I knew I would be headed back relatively soon! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

So, Ken dropped off his DS-230 today at the embassy. How long before I can start calling to find out about a date?

Again, I love you guys and really did miss you!

Blessed,
Gill

P.S.- Here are some pics




Welcome back Gill.

I went to Little Ochie last year with Mike for his birthday. It was really amazing and the fish was really great. I am glad you enjoyed yourself good.gif good.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-01-16 21:52:00
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QUOTE (one luv @ Jan 2 2008, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hi ladies,
Just wanted to introduce myself. You will see me around, and I will likely have some questions for you over the next several months, as my Jamaican husband and I are awaiting his visa (married in May 07, paperwork submitted in June).
Thank you for sharing your stories and info.

Welcome to the Yardie thread One Luv. You have joined a group of well informed and supportive "family". All your questions will be answered honestly and if they don't have the answer, someone will find it for you. Good luck on this wicked, wicked journey. good.gif good.gif good.gif

Claire
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-01-02 21:27:00
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You guys are so savvy and smart. yes.gif yes.gif yes.gif yes.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2008-01-02 21:24:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaYardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)
Good Morning All;

Just wanted to stop in to wish all my VJ Yardie family and very special merry christmas wish and hope you all have a wonderous and bountiful new year and may all your dreams and wishes com through.
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-24 09:55:00
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QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 21 2007, 07:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********
kicking.gif kicking.gif We made it to another Friday ya'll!!! kicking.gif kicking.gif

Congrats Kimmy & Jordan!! (again)

Ok, I've been saving this one for tiddeh special...cause I know many of us wouldn't be around next Monday! To My WONDERFUL WONDERFUL VJ Family...I wish you all a Very MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A BLESS-ED BLESS-ED NEW YEAR!!!

I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU!!!!

Ok, mushy stuff done...on tuh deh chuckle laughing.gif
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Dear Santa,

I know you probably wondering why I writing yuh one day after Christmas but after opening mi present dem yestiday, I just had was to write yuh. Santa, mi was a very good girl all year round. Mi listen to mi madda when she talk to mi and mi help out wid di chores dem round de house. Mi even help di neighba pickney dem do fi dem chores tuh. One day mi all help out di old crasses Mr. George, the blind an cripple one, crass the road when di odda children dem just ah watch him an dida tek gamble pon what kind of cyar did ah go lick him dung. Santa, dem just lef him deh fi dead, but mi help him out.

Santa mi studied real hard in school this year, so hard till mi all come fuss inna di class. Mi mek it mi duty to be nice and not naughty Santa. Mi was so good. Ah real good girl Santa. Santa when mi write mi Christmas list to yuh dis year, mi ask yuh fi a Barbie princess doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computer game, ah cyabbage patch doll and ah monopoly game.

So Santa, how the blood claat after reading mi list yuh leave under di Christmas tree ah phukking light up yo-yo, one plastic tea-cup set and ah phukking no name dolly dat look like she have polio and ah dead from AIDS?

Santa is either yuh blind or yuh cyah blood claat read!!! Every year mi say mi woulda stop believing in yuh and like ah dyam fool mi always give yuh ah next chance, but not ah phukking-gain, yuh hear mi Santa? Not a bloodclaat. Yuh hear whe mi sah Santa? Yuh phukking fat red rass yuh.

Yuh see all nex year, yuh betta dont try squeeze yuh big fat batty thru mi louvres dem, because Santa mi swear mi going phukk yuh up. It going to be mi, yuh and dis sharp blood claat knife, so mi can jukk yuh inna yuh belly.

Yuh hear mi sah? Mi ah go stab up yuh Bloodcaat.

Imagine, yuh give that likkle ####### eye gyal Sally from crass di road everything that she ax fah. So much so dat she all nuh have nuh room fi walk round har house.

Yuh see all nex year Santa, mi will be back to mi good old self. Dat's right Santa. Mi naar go giv mi madda nuh trouble or cause nuh havoc roun'ere . And Santa, a goin wait pon you patiently ... mi goin wait pon yuh paitently with ah big blood claat rock stone fi yuh backside.

And den when yuh and dem blasted reindeer dat favour some dyam oversize goat wid tree branch ah grow otta dem head top, com ho-ho hoing down pon I old rusty zinc nex Christmas ... BOOP!!!!! Is one rass lick inna yuh blood claat head.

Santa mi goin' done yuh blood claat, Memba dat yuh hear Santa. Try Memba dat!!

Love
Likkle Keisha

laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif This one takes the cake, Gill. Yuh nuh easy atall. Weh yuh get disya one fram gyal. Me laugh till me feel like me belly ah guh buss. Whaoiiiiii laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Ah whey Kimmie she deh ehh? Me jus come fram wuk and ah guh sleep to guh back tonight.


Have a good day you all
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-21 09:17:00
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Good morning all;

Getting ready to finish up my last two hours at work, then home to sleep and be back at work tonight. Oh, no rest for the weary, but like they say in Ja. If you want good yuh nose haffi run.

May you all have a blessed Friday and may HIS light shine upon you all.

Love
Claire
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-21 04:58:00
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Guys;

I called NVC again tonight and I spoke to a very nice young lady who actually told me that the instruction packet (#3) was mailed out on 12/3 to the agent (me). I wonder how long mail takes from NH to NC. Standard first class mail should take 3-4 business days, but it has been 15 business days. I think they generate it one day and mail it way later than they say. Anyway, I think that is better than nothing. If Mike had only sentme his documents, I would try to use Jame's shortcuts and curcumvent the mail delay. Oh, well, I guess I still have to wait patiently. I getting to be more of a saint. jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-21 00:03:00
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QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 20 2007, 10:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning All,

Sorry deh chuckle likkle late dis Mawnin!!

Blessed love Always, heart.gif heart.gif

Gill

Ok, this is a lang one...but it was so darn cute and honest, I couldn't pass it up!!

Enjoy and make a wonderful day for yourselves!!
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Heaven or Hell

St. Peter came to the Lord and said, "Lord, I have to talk to you. I
have a problem. I know we didn't have many Jamaicans in heaven so you
instituted an affirmative action plan and we are supposed to have 10,000
Jamaicans in heaven.

But they are causing so many problems! They have torn down the Pearly
Gates by swinging on them. They have let in another 10,000 of their bredrin
through the fence. They are constantly hanging out by the gate disturbing Angel
Gabriel begging for a "bly" for their baby mother, cousin, sistren,
neighbour, granny, auntie...

Whenever it is their turn to watch the gates they keep letting in heavy,
good looking women.

They have stolen my harp. They have gotten jerk sauce all over their
white robes.

Drum pan chicken is being sold all over the Streets of Gold.
Some are walking around with only one wing because they are "STYLING".
Angels must have two wings to fly! Some of them have put on chrome wings
and are dazzling the other angels when they are flying.

The white robes are eternal and must be washed five times a day. Some
haven't washed their robes since they arrived because they didn't come
to heaven to "slave".

Some have refused to take their turn in helping keep the Stairway to
Heaven clean because "dem ah no helper". Many who came here because they used
salt are still using it because they don't like "ital" food. Some refuse to
wear their halos because "it will mess up their hairdo".

Some are wearing it backways. Others are wearing it with the tags still
attached to them. Others have discarded the white halos and are wearing
gold ones instead, they claim these are "bashy".

Most of the women have discarded their white robes and are wearing
"batty riders" claiming that they have pretty skin and want to show off their
"bandylegs" Reggae music is blasted at all hours of the night, Their
cellular phones are worn on their robes and keeps ringing during prayers.
Recently there was an altercation between Adam and one Jamaican who claims he
was only "checking out" Eve.

They have planted ganja in the Garden of Eden since the soil is so
fertile claiming "man and man haffi hustle" What should I do?!" The Lord said,
"It wouldn't be fair to not let Jamaicans in heaven. They have just as much
right to be here as other nationalities.

Maybe we just don't know how to deal with them and are using the wrong
approach. Lets check with someone who has more experience dealing with
them. Let's call the Devil.

The Devil answered the phone and said,"Hello, Lord. What can I do for
you?" The Lord said, "We have a problem up here, and we'd like to talk to you
about it."

The Devil said, "Just a minute, I've got to put you on hold. "The Devil
was gone five minutes. He came back to the phone and said,
"OK Lord, I'm back. What's up?"

The Lord said, I would like to talk to you about a problem up here."
Again the Devil excused himself and put the Lord on hold. for fifteen minutes
this time. Finally, the Devil came back to the phone and said,"Lord, I am
really sorry, but I can't talk to you right now. I have to go.

These Jamaicans down here..... I don't know where they found water, but
they have put out the fire and yesterday they even had air conditioning
installed saying "man come yah fe chill'.

Whoiiaaaaa laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif Those Jamaicans bwoy.
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-20 21:27:00
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QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 18 2007, 02:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
offtopic45vn.gif Hey all...here are my grad photos:

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Tam Tam;

You go girl, proud a me sista. Big up tp you. Many more blessings coming your way.

Love Claire

QUOTE (kingstonjamaica @ Dec 18 2007, 08:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Marie87 @ Dec 18 2007, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Dec 18 2007, 08:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Kingston Jamaica @ Dec 18 2007, 07:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Let me start by saying HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to JA TAM, hope today will be all you want it to be and more. Enjoy yourself and nuff Blessings. heart.gif

I'll be off to the embassy in another hour, really hope this interview will be short and spicy. yes.gif

Best of luck to you girl!!!
Will be keeping my fingers crossed for you!!!


Ditto!!!


Thanks you guys, I'm home now. A piece a sitt'n happen to me this mawning- not sure of all the spelling in Patois, never actually wrote it. So i took a cab there and i was on time. I went through security check and proceed to front desk area. The gentleman said "please sign your name on the back of passport pix a take out your birth cert. Mi dear, mi almost drop down, the BC i had in my documents for three months belong to my niece. #######. is a good ting mi eye water nuh easy fi come. I had to call my mother and told her to charter a cab and take it to the embassy for me. I was out side walking up and down like a mad woman. Two very nice policemen came to where i was pacing back and forth to find out if i was ok. I was calling every 15 mins to see how far they where, it takes one hour from ST. Thomas to Kingston and that was what saved me today. Mother came at ten o'clock and i went back inside. The nice gentleman at the desk took my documents and separated them for me. I then went and sat in section A. My number was called and i went up to the window. our conversation went like this. "Passport please" said the lady at the window. "Have you ever been married" never been married i answered. who is filing for you, Omar T.....r. Has he ever been married, yes. Do you have death or divorce cert. NO i don't have HIS D/C. all this time she was flinging my Passport and other papers in the the pocket on the counter for me to to take up. She was mad with attitude. At the section B i took finger prints and was interviewed by a Counselor in training at section C. She asked how i met Omar, how often we talk to each other, When he got divorced if we grew up together and when he migrated. She then said i should tell her about myself and Omar, i was brief. then she told me not to make any travel arrangements because it can take up to three weeks before i get the visa. She wish me Happy holidays and good luck with my marriage. I said thank you and left. They didn't ask for proof of a relationship, nothing like that. I had my phone records with some calls that goes up to 244mins in one call. Not sure if i'll get my passport before the new year. But 2008 will see me in Orlando.

Congrats KJ; me proud a yuh mi gyal. May the blessing from above continue to shine on you. kicking.gif kicking.gif

Love
claire
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-18 21:27:00
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QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Dec 16 2007, 09:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 15 2007, 10:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Dec 15 2007, 12:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
For those of you who like playing dominoes, or maybe for your SO's, check out this site www.jamdom.com

I swear, Aaron is addicted to playing dominoes online. He is usually found in Yahoo dominoes, all day and night. I just told him about the site and I am sure he will be checking it out soon enough.
Good looking out JaEnglishGirl good.gif

He`ll love it - it`s Jamaican
style rather than western style!

Soooooo...what did everyone buy their SO for Xmas??

My SO is in Ja. Do you all think I should get hime something for Xmas and give it to him when he comes in a couple of months? Maybe I'll buy him some clothes and I know he likes scrabble, so I might get him that too. Waht do you all think?
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-16 16:47:00
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Morning all. Where is everybody today? I am at work but very bored. One patient is a DNR and one is a floor patient waiting for a bed. I have absolutely nothing to do but get on this computer and cruise. I hope you guys are having a better day.

Love Claire.
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-15 11:40:00
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Congrats to Rhonda on her new little bundle of joy. May she enjoy her first X-mas.

Congrats to you also CaribQueen on you SO upcoming interview.
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-11 15:02:00
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Hey guys;

Just wanted to touch base with you all. I finaly received that letter from NVC stating that they are missing the IV fee bill. Just got off the phone with an operator who told me that they received and processed the fee on 11/28 and to disregard the letter previously sent. I am so happy that that is taken care of. Just waiting for them to generate the DS-230 and waiting for Mike to sent me the documents to send to them. dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif

Thank you guys for all your support. good.gif good.gif good.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-06 23:47:00
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Hey guys;

Have not logged on in awhile and was catching up on all the posts I missed since last week. I must say congrats to all who have good news and for all you ladies you are going back to school, my hat's off to you. yes.gif yes.gif good.gif good.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-05 14:38:00
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I mostly buy Ja stuff at the Spanish supermarket "Compare" and a Phillipino store I found here in Raleigh. I don't cook too much Ja food. I only do it sometimes and am not really crazy about it anymore. I eat all I can when I go home to Ja. I have adapted to just cooking and eating stuff the American way with some Ja flair jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-01 11:39:00
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QUOTE (Marlita @ Dec 1 2007, 12:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lord girl, thats one long list! They don't sell these in your local market?

We're really lucky in that we have a shop about 45 minutes away that sells everything!
Only problem I have in convincing my husband to drive me over there lol!



Wow JaEnglishGirl;

My oh my how your boy has grown!!???? He is so precious. You girls with your baby pic are making me very jealous. My "breeding bag went to Iraq gone tun parachute" laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif Oh how I wish I could have a baby for Mike!!! My heart can't go through that stress crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-12-01 11:28:00
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Hi guys;

My son blew my laptop, so I can't join you guys when I am home. I work mostly 3 days/week and that's the only time I have to be on0line. I really miss you guys, but I will check in as much as I can. Love to you all.

Kimmy, me gyal--yuh baby is soooo precious. much luv
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-11-30 15:42:00
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Good morning all;

I mailed off the IV fee bill and it was delivered to NVC and Mike's dad sent in the I-864 and USPS showed that it was delivered but After checking the system every night I never received any message that it was received nor entered into the system.

Last night I called again and received the following message. What does that mean? We never submitted any documents except the IV bill and AOS.

NVC has reviewed your packet of forms and found info missing or incomplete. NVC mailed a letter on 11/29/2007 indicating what doc missing or incomplete. Please return the missing info to the NVC in and allow 6-8 weeks for review and you will be notified of the results????? helpsmilie.gif helpsmilie.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-11-30 08:29:00
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Happy Monday to all my VJ yardie family yes.gif yes.gif yes.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-11-26 11:22:00
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Current Status: Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident.

On November 19, 2007, we mailed you a notice that we had registered this customer's new permanent resident status. Please follow any instructions on the notice. Your new permanent resident card should be mailed within 60 days following this registration or after you complete any ADIT processing referred to in the welcome notice, whichever is later. If you move before you get your new card call customer service. You can also receive automatic e-mail updates as we process your case. Just follow the link below to register.

ssssoooo i am guessing we got approved????? so much for the rfe for medicall.....

Congrats Nannygirl on your approval. Way to go. kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-11-24 22:28:00
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Good Morning Yardie family. Happy black Friday. Don't spend all you money today. jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-11-23 10:17:00
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QUOTE (clairern @ Nov 21 2007, 10:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Night all;

helpsmilie.gif helpsmilie.gif I know I have seen it here before on the Yardie thread but I can't find the info despite my continued search.

What fees (monies) are required to be paid in Ja before the interview?

Medical $80-95

Police Record $2000

What else is gonna be needed in terms of monies to be paid?

Please help me with this so I can know how much to send for this prep. Thanks a bunch.

Hey Claire, Happy Thanksgiving!!

You may have seen some of this information under Embassy Info.

Here is the information from the Kingston Embassy on the Medical Exam.

Have a wonderful day today. Nuff heart.gif .

-Tam


Thanks a bunch Tam for that info. You are great. good.gif good.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-11-22 22:03:00
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Hello All;

Good morning and this glorious Thanksgiving day. I am currently at work but am very greatful to the almighty that he has blessed me with the strength and the opportunity to have a job to go to. My family is making dinner and all co-workers brought in Thanksgiving food to feast at work.

I am thankful for health and strength and daily food and that he has helped me be able to provide for my family as a single parent. I also want to thank him for bringing Mike into my life. Hopefully we will be spending the next and every other Thanksgiving together. blush.gif blush.gif

What are you guys/gals thankful for?

I hope you all have a wonderful day and that your time with family be rewarding. For those waiting for their SO, just give thanks that they are in your lives. dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif

Luv Claire heart.gif heart.gif rose.gif rose.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-11-22 10:25:00
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Night all;

helpsmilie.gif helpsmilie.gif I know I have seen it here before on the Yardie thread but I can't find the info despite my continued search.

What fees (monies) are required to be paid in Ja before the interview?

Medical $80-95

Police Record $2000

What else is gonna be needed in terms of monies to be paid?

Please help me with this so I can know how much to send for this prep. Thanks a bunch.
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-11-21 22:47:00
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Hi Tamisha,

Good to see you posting. I am on call for Thanksgiving. Off for Christmas and New Years. I hope you all have a great holiday season. good.gif good.gif good.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-11-20 21:08:00
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Hey y'all

Thanks to Yardie for starting part #5. good.gif good.gif You sure are smart. jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif

We sure can talk. In regards to the previously asked question (though not directed at me), Mike is a gentleman by all means. Yeah, I take him things and he accepts them and is very greatful, but he has never asked me for anything. I sent him money once and he was like, "What is this for?". I told him to do whatever he wanted to do with it. When I went ot Ja last month, he drew the money our of the bank and handed it to me. It brought tears to my eyes. I gave it back to him and we spent it together on ourselves. When I was leaving he went out and shopped for things for me to bring back home. I told him he did not have to do that and he said, "you bring things for me that I did not ask for, so why can't I give you something to bring back home?" I am paying his Visa fee because I want to. He does not know that I am. I told his father I wanted to and he told me it was okay with him. I plan to send whatever I can to help him with the expenses he will be incurring. I consider this a small investment for someone who I want to spend the rest of my life with. dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif


Mike lost his job after Dean and I sent him money too to help him out without him asking! I think that was okay in my book good.gif good.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-11-20 18:22:00
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Hey y'all

Thanks to Yardie for starting part #5. good.gif good.gif You sure are smart. jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif

We sure can talk. In regards to the previously asked question (though not directed at me), Mike is a gentleman by all means. Yeah, I take him things and he accepts them and is very greatful, but he has never asked me for anything. I sent him money once and he was like, "What is this for?". I told him to do whatever he wanted to do with it. When I went ot Ja last month, he drew the money our of the bank and handed it to me. It brought tears to my eyes. I gave it back to him and we spent it together on ourselves. When I was leaving he went out and shopped for things for me to bring back home. I told him he did not have to do that and he said, "you bring things for me that I did not ask for, so why can't I give you something to bring back home?" I am paying his Visa fee because I want to. He does not know that I am. I told his father I wanted to and he told me it was okay with him. I plan to send whatever I can to help him with the expenses he will be incurring. I consider this a small investment for someone who I want to spend the rest of my life with. dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif
clairernFemaleJamaica2007-11-20 17:56:00