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Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (Asante Maroon @ Jul 8 2008, 02:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (unononehigher @ Jul 8 2008, 03:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
thanx for the invite good.gif , but the name is "UNO" for a reason devil.gif

Uno rolls dolo fo' sho'

"It's just me, myself, and I... is all I got in the end" That's what Uno found out! good.gif biggrin.gif

rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-07-08 14:52:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (LovinLiberia @ Jul 8 2008, 02:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ohhhhhh, okay, I see how it is. Fine, I'm getting off of VJ.


"pump the brakes wink.gif !? where you thank you goingz!?!?!?!? mad.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-07-08 14:47:00
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QUOTE (LovinLiberia @ Jul 8 2008, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (unononehigher @ Jul 8 2008, 02:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yes charles, she does, its "AngelmadalineMameamoakuwaYeboah" wacko.gif (no spaces in between) rofl.gif

and to you Lil Missy (Asante) I double checked yes.gif , that IS the spelling they gave me tongue_ss.gif

lets see...LL wow.gif "infected asses full with rashes"...'nuff said rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif


Uno, girl, don't let her make you second guess yourself. She is in the art of bringing people down. Come join my team and let's get her.


thanx for the invite good.gif , but the name is "UNO" for a reason devil.gif

QUOTE (Asante Maroon @ Jul 8 2008, 02:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (unononehigher @ Jul 8 2008, 03:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yes charles, she does, its "AngelmadalineMameamoakuwaYeboah" wacko.gif (no spaces in between) rofl.gif

and to you Lil Missy (Asante) I double checked yes.gif , that IS the spelling they gave me tongue_ss.gif

I don't know, Uno!... blink.gif laughing.gif


Snarky lil' missy devil.gif devil.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-07-08 14:44:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
Okay "P" you said you're not confident enough to wear one of my previous suggested tee's, howz about one of these biggrin.gif






Edited by UNO..., 23 August 2008 - 10:06 PM.

Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-23 22:05:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (ZeeNusah @ Aug 23 2008, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ghanaians mad.gif protest6wz.gif



in your case, gotta love'm whistling.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-23 19:37:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (charles! @ Aug 23 2008, 07:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
good morning everyone. time to wake up!



NOooooooo!!!!! mad.gif , :::slams the door and goes back to bed:::::: luv.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-23 11:13:00
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QUOTE (Perseverance @ Aug 21 2008, 08:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
GEE thanks GUYS for the BIG support..... sad.gif

Zainab THANKS SO MUCH!!! I am still deliberating on the shirt....since you had the only vote...you may just win wink.gif


mad.gif heyyyy, I made err....suggestions blush.gif and I provided visuals devil.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-21 20:27:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (Omoba @ Aug 21 2008, 02:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just wanna be energy.gif



you asked for it, you got it





and for the dancer in you

UNO rose.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-21 19:57:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (Zi Zi @ Aug 21 2008, 01:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Omoba @ Aug 21 2008, 10:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Morning subbies energy.gif


Maybe because you like swinging from tires yes.gif They assume you have a thing for them?? Most likely just a heads up!

thats all good and fine, but I have irregularly disorded
patterns

QUOTE (Omoba @ Aug 21 2008, 01:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would say to warn you to watch out for your tires in case the culprits will be back.

good point also Omoba, but if my only retort is to be then I'd rather be
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-21 13:55:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
can someone explain to me why my neighbors felt compelled to tell me "their tires got slashed" I just went to sleep
like I care
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-21 12:57:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
sleepy.gif
:::yawn...::::
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-21 07:09:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (UNO... @ Aug 21 2008, 02:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Perseverance @ Aug 20 2008, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I HAVE A DILEMMA !!! HELP EVERYONE HELP!!!! helpsmilie.gif




I CANT DECIDE WHAT OBAMA T-SHIRT TO ORDER TO WEAR TO THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION..... whistling.gif

yes you heard me right yes.gif I AM GOING TO SEE OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

LL IS JEALOUS AND SHE CALLED ME BAD WORDS ON THE PHONE wow.gif


here is the website that I have been looking on....suggestions PLEASE!!!
http://store.baracko...hirts_s/100.htm

NO HATERS PLEASE

heart.gif P


yo "P" I just unsure.gif at that site and wow.gif is all I can say.
blink.gif , heres a suggestion, pick a shirt that has "focal point" duality to it yes.gif
something that shows your support while showing YOUR support laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif
UNO rose.gif
see below




Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-21 03:25:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (Perseverance @ Aug 20 2008, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I HAVE A DILEMMA !!! HELP EVERYONE HELP!!!! helpsmilie.gif




I CANT DECIDE WHAT OBAMA T-SHIRT TO ORDER TO WEAR TO THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION..... whistling.gif

yes you heard me right yes.gif I AM GOING TO SEE OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

LL IS JEALOUS AND SHE CALLED ME BAD WORDS ON THE PHONE wow.gif


here is the website that I have been looking on....suggestions PLEASE!!!
http://store.baracko...hirts_s/100.htm

NO HATERS PLEASE

heart.gif P


yo "P" I just unsure.gif at that site and wow.gif is all I can say.
blink.gif , heres a suggestion, pick a shirt that has "focal point" duality to it yes.gif
something that shows your support while showing YOUR support laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif
UNO rose.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-21 02:45:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (Omoba @ Aug 20 2008, 08:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Reflexology is the massaging of certain points and areas of the foot that correspond with other body systems and organs.

Example you have a back ache and the reflexologist would then work on a certain place on the feet to lessen the pain in the back.

It can be done with certain points on the ears and hands also, kind of like acupuncture but without needles. smile.gif

Yes we will see more of you again Chispas .........hiding VJ from the students laughing.gif


thanx Omoba,
you ARE S.M.R.T.
::::stands in awe::::: laughing.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-20 21:45:00
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QUOTE (stevi1123 @ Aug 20 2008, 08:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (UNO... @ Aug 20 2008, 04:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Omoba @ Aug 19 2008, 09:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Unoooooooo you changed your name smile.gif ohmy.gif


whistling.gif (I'm still the same and my game aint changed) biggrin.gif
UNO rose.gif


the following reply does not apply to the general public
(so don't trip, to all else...umph; may your a$ crack heart.gif )
I tire of peer-pressured, socially enept, quasi-cynical cyber idiots with no internal locus of control behaving like encoparesis infected amorphous nut sacks feining lame facetiousness peppered with sarcasm as to how to pronounce "uno none higher rose.gif "
so I dumbed it down for the peanut gallery biggrin.gif


Ummmm unsure.gif ,

I hope this has nothing to do with me not knowing if you were OOOOno or YOUUUUUno when I started a "name pronunciation" thread a couple of months ago.

If so......WOW......and.....I'm sorry....and I hope I never develop that health condition as stated above. That sounds rather painful even to a person without peppered nuts blush.gif
rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif "roflm"mf"ao"
Otherwise, please disregard this notice......


Steviiiiii girrrrl ohmy.gif , you aight wid me good.gif .
This has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with my cyber sistah friends no0pb.gif , believe dat heart.gif
Smoochies star_smile.gif ,
UNO rose.gif
p.s. thats why I put the disclaimer in there; "this does NOT apply to the general public"

Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-20 21:42:00
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hellurrrr e'rybody biggrin.gif ,

hey Omoooooobaahhh, what IS reflexology blink.gif ???
is that similar to massage therapy unsure.gif blink.gif ???

okay, back as you all were jest.gif

ClockWatch2.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-20 13:34:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
sleepy.gif mmm...blehhh sleep.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-20 09:41:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (We_Destiny @ Aug 19 2008, 09:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif


whistling.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
good.gif rose.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-20 03:32:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (Omoba @ Aug 19 2008, 09:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Unoooooooo you changed your name smile.gif ohmy.gif


whistling.gif (I'm still the same and my game aint changed) biggrin.gif
UNO rose.gif


the following reply does not apply to the general public
(so don't trip, to all else...umph; may your a$$ crack heart.gif )
I tire of peer-pressured, socially enept, quasi-cynical cyber idiots with no internal locus of control behaving like encoparesis infected amorphous nut sacks feining lame facetiousness peppered with sarcasm as to how to pronounce "uno none higher rose.gif "
so I dumbed it down for the peanut gallery biggrin.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-20 03:30:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (Omoba @ Aug 19 2008, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well its a rat kabob, rat on a stick and roasted over a fire.



how can I put this in culinary terms.... huh.gif
oh, yeah ohmy.gif !
unsure.gif I remember now
"EEEEEE-EEEWWWWWW-YUUUUUUCKKKKKIIIIIPOOOO tongue.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-20 03:00:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
hey Omoba, and subbies/subbettes
I'm here...sorta devil.gif just ph34r.gif

Edited by UNO..., 19 August 2008 - 06:56 PM.

Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-19 18:54:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
sorry for your familys' loss sylvia, my sincerest condolences rose.gif heart.gif rose.gif





I just stumbled across these articles, these are sad states of affairs and thought I'd share with those who were bored and geosococially aware....
reading.gif ...

http://www.dawn.com/.../08/19/int8.htm wow.gif

http://www.thenews.c...l.asp?id=130740 wow.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-19 08:23:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
sleepy.gif sleepy.gif rose.gif
kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif 2 all deserving couples!!!
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-19 07:36:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
good morning and congratulations to all with accomplishments (if they are in order)....(haven't been reading/catching up lately blush.gif)


dang on kids lost my t.v. remote ranting33va.gif diablo.gif more like >>>>>> girlwerewolf2xn.gif girlwerewolf2xn.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-18 07:45:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
sleepy.gif:::yawwwwnnnn::::::lip smack::::::::::goes back to bed.....ahhhh tongue.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-16 09:12:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
sleepy.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-15 22:56:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (Bassi and Zainab @ Aug 15 2008, 11:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hi VJ Fam!

I got great news this morning.
The lab results were negative!
I'm cancer free! Praise God!!
kicking.gif good.gif kicking.gif good.gif kicking.gif good.gif kicking.gif good.gif kicking.gif good.gif

Of course, they called me yesterday and told me I had to come in and see the doc. I asked for the results of the labs and they said they couldn't do it over the phone. So, I spent the night literally vomiting and thinking that I had to go in because they needed to discuss next steps and treatment options. All that stress for nothing. Poor Bassi. I think he's lost 5 pounds in the past week. We'll have to have a mini family vacation this weekend.
We're all a mess! When mama's sick, the whole family suffers. blink.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif

Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-15 12:11:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (charles! @ Aug 15 2008, 07:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
good morning everyone.
i got all of them right except 2, uno.



why am I "NOT" surprised star_smile.gif
laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-15 08:05:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (ZeeNusah @ Aug 15 2008, 07:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good morning smile.gif

Going on a road trip to VA today smile.gif


wow.gif ,have fun and be safe yes.gif . how is hubby adjusting to america wink.gif ??

good morning sub-saharan luv.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-15 07:23:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
good night everybody, ....but before I go,
for you naughty minded intellects heres a quiz......and no cheating!!!!exual tension quiz

Answers below....

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, I feel good.

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.

3. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.

5. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.

6. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.

7. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.

8. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.

9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.

10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.

11. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.

12. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.

13. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.

................................................................................
........

Answers:

1. nose
2. peanut butter
3. crane
4. Titanic
5. tent
6. dentist
7. wedding ring
8. elevator
9. chewing gum
10. newspaper boy
11. glove
12. arrow
13. attorney

elevate your minds rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-14 23:57:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
good morning tongue.gif


There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square.

The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square.

One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatted down next to his camel. "What time is it, sir?"

The local reaches out and softly cups the camel's genitals in his hand, and raises them up and down.

"It's about 2:00", he says.

The tourist can't believe what he just saw.

He runs back to the bus, and sure enough, it is 2:00. He tells a few of the fellow tourists his story,

"The man can tell the time by the weight of the camel's genitals!"

One of the doubting tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time, the same thing happens!! It is 2:05.p.m.

He runs back to tell the story. Finally, the bus driver wants to know how it is done.

He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time from the camel's genitals.

The local says "Sit down here and grab the camel's genitals". "Now, lift them up in the air.

Now, look underneath them to the other side of the courtyard, where that clock is hanging on the wall." whistling.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-14 10:58:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
sleepy.gif ...., biggrin.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-13 07:48:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (Omoba @ Aug 12 2008, 11:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
http://www.pbs.org/n.../307/index.html



Here we go ! Watch the video how your emails and phone calls are intercepted.



Hey Omoba,
I remember watching that and thinking to myself, "I am not surprised by anything our government does and denies doing whistling.gif ." Thats the price we pay as americans for having liberties that other countries only dream of huh.gif . Liberation does come with a price tag blush.gif .
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-13 01:21:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (Omoba @ Aug 12 2008, 10:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OK, the strangest thing just happend. My cell phone rings and on the caller ID is my very own house number ( land line ).
How can that be ? I am alone here and am NOT calling myself............... unsure.gif wacko.gif blink.gif



you know that is a popular intro for a series of bad horror movies.... devil.gif "I still know what" you wanted to do last summer but you had "one missed call"......blah, blah, blah" ohmy.gif

QUOTE (Omoba @ Aug 12 2008, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
am I being tapped yet again rolleyes.gif



do do do do do do do do whistling.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-12 15:58:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
g'morning all y'all
Nagi is victorious, Nagi is victorious...yay!!!!!!
kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-12 09:15:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
yes, I am very relieved they are back in school jest.gif , quiet as kept; I could do with school being in session for 10 hours a day...sorry Chispas tongue.gif .
Zaina, keep your head up. All is going to be okay for you and hubby heart.gif . I am rooting for you to have positve medical outcomes. God is in the blessing business biggrin.gif innocent.gif . (yes, he is!!!)
"P", now why did you have to go and mention erupting volcanos headbonk.gif ohmy.gif ??
I'm like r. king "can't we all just get along alien.gif ??"
UNO rose.gif

Edited by unononehigher, 11 August 2008 - 05:06 PM.

Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-11 17:04:00
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jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif yippeeeee, kids are off to school kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif dancin5hr.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
oh, and gooooood morning sub saaaahaaaaraaannn!!!!!!
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-11 08:01:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (chispas @ Aug 10 2008, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hola Uno,

How's the sleeping thing going? I went to sleep around 5 am when the sun came up. I was sorting out my Itunes songs. Really exciting mad.gif


rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif @ Chis ^^^^^^^^

ask me on tuesday and I will letcha know huh.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-11 02:26:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (chispas @ Aug 10 2008, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just another lazy Sunday afternoon in Caly.



same here in Iowa luv.gif luv.gif

p.s. asante, I just pm'ed you tongue_ss.gif

Edited by unononehigher, 10 August 2008 - 07:39 PM.

Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-10 19:39:00
Africa: Sub-SaharanSub-saharan cyber cafe
QUOTE (Asante Maroon @ Aug 10 2008, 07:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (unononehigher @ Aug 10 2008, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
woo-hoo kicking.gif kicking.gif
kids going BACK to school tomorrow content.gif
Nagi, you aight????
and where is he????? whistling.gif whistling.gif
later subbies ph34r.gif

laughing.gif @ u celebrating ur kids resuming their educational endeavors hence giving you a bit more breathing space laughing.gif

unsure.gif shhhh, you don't know devil.gif
Simply_UnoFemale02008-08-10 19:08:00