Forum	Title	Content	Member	Sex	Country	Date/Time
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	hey all, and Nagi, I thought you were a regular, my bad. I just assumed you had "keys" to the house and knew your way around. Welcome and please make yourself at home along with Olivia. Toodles UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-30 18:08:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	I saw this and HAD to share, this is soo cute. Edited by unononehigher, 28 June 2008 - 12:50 AM.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-28 00:47:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (Asante Maroon @ Jun 27 2008, 09:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (unononehigher @ Jun 9 2008, 03:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hey, where is asante maroon and chispa?? I'm here Uno!!! Yesterday was my last day of work. I am not teaching summer school and I am happy that I can finally get some well needed down time. I still have grad school work though How are you? Thanks for thinking about me! Hey baby girl , I just hadn't seen you inawhile and I was kinda worried . And besides, you always miss the ones that touch you the most . I hope your summer goes without a hitch and you and hubby get some quality time in . take care UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-27 17:47:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	Oh Biggie gimme one more chance I got that good love girl, ya didn't know had to reminisce...ahhh, thats when music was goood!!!	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-25 09:16:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	*yawwnnnn* ...going back to bed	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-25 08:32:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (ZeeNusah @ Jun 24 2008, 12:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If they get the visa in time they should be coming home together. Hello Sub saharan or (not sure yet) I am soo happy for them, I hope she took lots and lots of pix. Nice to see Leedah'z "bikini chik" in action again...hello derrre	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-24 14:07:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	okay, this is another one, I had to pass this along Subject: Life Line I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. I got a call center in Iraq. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-23 11:14:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	I just got this in an email and decided to pass it along After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's Carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.' 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked t he clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least. 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!' Regards, Tom Richards Wal-Mart Manager	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-23 11:12:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	okay, last time I wanted his tongue to cleave to the roof of his mouth, now I just want him to get #### rott and pass it along to Omoba's rat in S.L.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-22 22:22:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	ho, humm, good afternoon all UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-22 12:37:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	okay, now... where in the world are chispas and asante marrrrooon????? e'rrrre body else don checked in but dem, so where dey at????	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-22 00:35:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (Omoba @ Jun 21 2008, 08:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> welcome welcome, thought the wind is blowing through your hair while you go joyriding. Hope you will get another good neighbor ! ummm, don't much care . hopefully, I'll be movin in another year . this place is going down the crapper on a 747	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-21 20:07:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	I'm sorry, dang . I been outside chattin wid da neighbur folks . dem say dey moovin ahn I gotta sez my buh-byes . but Ii's herrre nahs	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-21 20:01:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (LovinLiberia @ Jun 21 2008, 10:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I really want to add onto this discussion, but I have to run to the post office to drop off our AOS RFE evidence. I'll respond when I come back this afternoon. I just wanted to add a picture to show how shrinkage can definately fool you. This is a picture of my friend. She gets her hair pressed every few months and as you can see her shrinkage is out of control, LOL: hey LL, loving the hair, thats what mine looks like in 2 months without a perm good afternoon sub_saharan, gotta get grillin , hopefully no more rain UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-21 13:38:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (Omoba @ Jun 20 2008, 03:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Perseverance @ Jun 20 2008, 03:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> who is Omar??? Omar is my " waiting to get an embassy interview in Dakar " buddy. About the rat in the toilet. Here is the full version. It was in the middle of the night, we were sleeping and of course I have to use the bathroom again ! There was no electricity but by now I was brave enough to go in the dark. Half asleep I walk down the long hallway and attempt to enter to use the toilet and there I hear slash splash in the toilet bowl. I run to Stevphen ( your fault Zainab ) and say honey there is something splashing in the toilet to which he very sleepily relpies oh it's probably just a ......( those things that crawl on the walls, can't think of the name ). I grab a flashlight and shine it into the bowl and there is a black fuzzy looking thing in it and it is alive and taking a beauty bath in the water. It also chewed up our precious toilet paper roll. ( You know that's like pure gold there for me ! ) Now I race back screaming it ain't no.....whatchamacallit ......it is moving and big ! When he heard that he flew out of the bed past me so fast like lightening and when I got there he was attacking a big rat with a toilet plunger, knocking it upside the head and flushing it into the abyss ! My hero It had come through the pipes from the outside. Ah yeah .....we had some fun there.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-20 16:00:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (Omoba @ Jun 20 2008, 02:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A doula for Bassi That's what we did, washed and cooked with bottled water, rinsed the Mangoes off etc. I still got the tummy rumbles but not bad. I had my meds for that........I came prepared. The heat was what almost did me in ! And the rat in the toilet almost made me go over the edge..........ah reminiscing. umm, nope, umm, nope, umm, nope, umm, nope, thats not it either... I'm speechless.... yeah, thats it!!	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-20 15:29:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (ZeeNusah @ Jun 20 2008, 08:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What is going on in this forum? Its like confessional day or something.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-20 08:58:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	good morning sub-saharan	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-20 07:25:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	Omoba and "Lost" needs to get their own thread going since they are speaking in tongues	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-19 21:23:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	####### ...BAAAhahahahahaha . OMG I just finished Omoba's visual with a guy stopping, striking a pose and holding his hand up ::::vogue:::style . sorry Peter	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-19 16:13:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	I see aint no body doing any work...tsk, tsk, tsk p.s. who is Peter and why is he a candidate for stilettos, pasties, chaps, boas and a mask	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-19 15:59:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	it's your inner diva shes fierce, isnt she???	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-19 10:51:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	random investigation here, so listen up kiddies..... okay, who wears red leather stilettos with hot pink chaps, lime green pasties and a electric blue feather boa with a mask on while going to the fruit market???	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-19 10:38:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	so far I'm its either or or or but I prefer mixed in with a little of this	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-19 10:34:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	well now , I've been and I noticed some tensions in the air already its just a little too early for all dat #######. but its nice to know the fire has been diffused...VJ sheesh is absosmutely right maybe, just maybe....I spoke too soon Edited by unononehigher, 19 June 2008 - 10:25 AM.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-19 10:22:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (charlesandnessa @ Jun 19 2008, 07:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (LovinLiberia @ Jun 18 2008, 04:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *cracking up* How YOU durrin??!?! my eyes my eyes! QUOTE (Omoba @ Jun 18 2008, 05:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Charles may want the pic as a pin up i've got that one avatar of uno's dats right dag nabbit, I told you, my avvi is thickaliciously fyne , or betta yet, she is rethickulous !! Boo-yahhh!!! good morning everybody UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-19 10:07:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (Perseverance @ Jun 18 2008, 10:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> sheesh you dont have to shout at me Omoba!!! I get it you dont like her!!! Flav did not like her either if it makes you feel better... Then she went to Charm School and Mo'nique fixed her up with some manners...I dont remember what happened after that.... dont care hard you try, cant turn a ho into a housewife	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-18 22:30:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (Perseverance @ Jun 18 2008, 10:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I found her!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ) Saaphyri umm, yep . just what I thought , raunchy, skank, fake, sluttanasty and yeah, just...NO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-18 22:16:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (Perseverance @ Jun 18 2008, 09:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Safari"??? Isnt that the chick from one of the Flavor of Loves???? I think she just spelled it different!!!!!! I'd hope not , that means she's raunchy...ewww	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-18 22:03:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	thank you QUOTE (Omoba @ Jun 18 2008, 09:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I want to go on a safari too funny Omoba	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-18 21:59:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	okay, I see it now, I had to open it in "safari"	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-18 21:56:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (Perseverance @ Jun 18 2008, 09:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OH NO!!! Why cant you see it? Should I post it again??? dunno P, its not showing	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-18 21:49:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	ummm, I can't see no pix I wanna laugh too	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-18 21:47:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (LovinLiberia @ Jun 18 2008, 04:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (unononehigher @ Jun 18 2008, 04:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (LovinLiberia @ Jun 18 2008, 02:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahhhh, God is GOOD! *let the church say "AMEN!" I'm rich!!!! So we had more house issues this week (think water falling out of the ceiling and a sopping wet floor) and the A/C repairman came yesterday to do the estimate. Well, we gave him the $80 estimate fee and I told him to come back today to complete the work and pick up the rest of the money. I'm super broke this week so this was really hurting my pocket. Anyway, a different guy comes out today and Booker just called and was like ummmm, we have a problem...this guy is trying to charge the labor plus another $80 fee for coming out. He put the guy on the phone and after some talking he ended up not charging the $80 fee again AND since we paid in cash he is taking off $100 from the price. So now I have an extra ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in my pocket. I feel like shouting Hercules Hercules Hercules !!!! (aha, correction "rick james style" I'M RICH B!T(H !!!! ) ROFL, don't make me find a rick james pic. I HAVE to stay away from this evil place tonight or I will fail my exam. VJ sucks. QUOTE (unononehigher @ Jun 18 2008, 04:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (LovinLiberia @ Jun 18 2008, 04:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *cracking up* How YOU durrin??!?! Hey Zainab???? correction A HOT MOFO MESS and still ROTFLMMFAO!!!!! I know, right?? I was watching that movie the day before yesterday so she is still fresh in my mind. *singing* Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?? How in the world did they get the body to look so realistic? hot like hell	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-18 16:13:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (LovinLiberia @ Jun 18 2008, 04:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *cracking up* How YOU durrin??!?! Hey Zainab???? correction A HOT MOFO MESS and still ROTFLMMFAO!!!!! Edited by unononehigher, 18 June 2008 - 04:08 PM.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-18 16:07:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (LovinLiberia @ Jun 18 2008, 02:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahhhh, God is GOOD! *let the church say "AMEN!" I'm rich!!!! So we had more house issues this week (think water falling out of the ceiling and a sopping wet floor) and the A/C repairman came yesterday to do the estimate. Well, we gave him the $80 estimate fee and I told him to come back today to complete the work and pick up the rest of the money. I'm super broke this week so this was really hurting my pocket. Anyway, a different guy comes out today and Booker just called and was like ummmm, we have a problem...this guy is trying to charge the labor plus another $80 fee for coming out. He put the guy on the phone and after some talking he ended up not charging the $80 fee again AND since we paid in cash he is taking off $100 from the price. So now I have an extra ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in my pocket. I feel like shouting Hercules Hercules Hercules !!!! (aha, correction "rick james style" I'M RICH B!T(H !!!! )	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-18 16:04:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (LovinLiberia @ Jun 18 2008, 01:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (unononehigher @ Jun 18 2008, 12:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oh, charles; how yoo durrin ??? Watch yourself, Rasputia Latimore. ROTFLMMFAO!!!!	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-18 15:54:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	hey y'all, I'm up...for now . :::sashays through greeting everyone:::: hello Zainab , how are you Zee , oooh, LL, loving that blouse, betta twerk it girrlll , oh, Stevii, girrlll, where you get dem shoes ??? hmmm, mother omoba ; yes, I have some grapes and someone to kiss your feet for you . oh, charles; how yoo durrin ??? and to everyone else, "wut up, wut up, wut up in dis piece...hollaaaaa I hope everyone going on trips has a great and fantabulous time . UNO okay, time to go watch "wildin out!"	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-18 12:31:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (LovinLiberia @ Jun 17 2008, 09:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Seriously, is *that*what it usually is? When my mom spent the night on Saturday she said she heard the same crazy cat noises. Yesterday, before going to bed, I heard the same noises while I was studying. *ahem* Do cats sound like they are getting murdered when they are getting it on?? I just thought it was a cat fight.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-17 16:12:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	okay wait , sounds of "cat passion" and split tongues I need some coffee	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-06-17 16:04:00