Forum	Title	Content	Member	Sex	Country	Date/Time
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	good morning everybody, happy friday to ya'! 30 LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again ? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it ! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18.. Procrastinate Now ! 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That ? 20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere ! 23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 24..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26..Ham and eggs.A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. and last but not least..... 30. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitzu would it be called BuLL$h!+	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-03-07 08:46:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	good morning every one.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-03-06 09:18:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	good morning everyone, today is yet another "hump" day. payday is right around the corner for some and yet to come for others. take it easy, I am. UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-03-05 08:42:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	good morning every one and happy, happy monday!	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-25 08:22:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	hey guys, whats up? as for me, I am completely chillin'. things aint all that great between me and peace, but what will be, will be. I can't sweat the small stuff and my granny always told me "anything you can't do nuthin' 'bout, hellaway wid it!" so to hell it can go. my sun still rises and sets and I pray his does too. but good saturday to you all and I might just go to church tomorrow just to get back to my middle (ground). take care. UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-23 17:30:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	Good morning and I pray everyone receives his/her abundant blessings for today. UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-22 08:17:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (We_Destiny @ Feb 21 2008, 12:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Howdy everyone. Im am so bored at work today. But I have good news I am sending back the RFE today and hopefully will have AOS approval in the next couple of weeks . They requested an original copy of his birth certificate, they said the Affidavit of Age was not good enough. HUH... my first thought was are they serious. An affidavit was good enough to get a passprt and good enough for the embassy....HUH I can be a hot mess when need be , you know really show my azz ; so, I am sending a little history on the conditions during the Biafra War, and documented information on the conditions of the government hospitals and the way in which paperwork was NOT DONE at the time. I am also enclosing copies of my SO's passports from 12 years of age to current, a copy of Nigerian driving license, national id card, the same affidavit of age, copies of visas from 3 European countries, documents listing the criteria for a Nigerian passport (i.e. affidavit of age), 40 pages of history and a 2 page cover letter stating how all of these items should be acceptable in conjunction with the affidavit to verify age . Now what!!! I'm ready..... CSC make your move Whew!!!! now that I have that out of my system I guess you're telling them!!	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-21 13:39:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	good morning everybody. Edited by unononehigher, 21 February 2008 - 08:25 AM.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-21 08:25:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	oooh, I guess I picked the right time to come back around ...its soo very quiet, I can hear a worm nut !!! Thats good , everybodys asleep, no arguing, no instigating ...sheeeesh ! Hopefully, all of my cyber brothers and sisters have cleaned house of all trolls (or stopped feeding them), and we can get back to the business at hand...participating, congratulating, and celebrating. Good night suuubbbbb-saharraaaaannnnnn (and u 2 charles ) UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-20 00:12:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	Hola Chispas, I am sorry for your untimely demise. I pray that you are okay and that all can be salvaged. Take care and know that you are in my prayers.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-19 13:04:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	Its called "snorkeling in Iowa"	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-18 23:16:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	I've been gone all day, but I could not resist following up charles' pix with one of my own. good night all UNO Edited by unononehigher, 18 February 2008 - 11:12 PM.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-18 23:09:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	Hey y'all , I hope everyone has a blessed and productive week ahead . As for UNO, I'm going on hiatus from VJ . This drama !" is like the "never ending story!" *singin' old skool rap style* (and it goes on, an on, an on, on, and on, the sh!+ wont stop til' the break o'dawn), I'll holla	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-18 11:33:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	Maaannn, good morning, good evening and good night . I must say Night time drama aint got nuthin' on (speaking in t.v. announcer voice) the next episode of "VJ Emotions " the latest and most confrontational , most dramatized , most past, present and futuralistic commentaries to hit the internet cyber waves ! Look for a new episode coming to a "forum" near you . Until later, this is "Madame UNO" signing out.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-18 01:52:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (charlesandnessa @ Feb 17 2008, 06:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> me finally here. where is everyone? hey charles, they are here, just keep reading in sub-saharan "its gettin' hot in herre!"	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-17 19:28:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	good afternoon sub saharan	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-17 14:11:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	uummm, maybe I'm late, but uhhh. GOOD AFTERNOON	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-16 13:51:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	good morning all. happy friday and payday to you all.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-15 08:17:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	It is now 00:31 and I am wide awake . Did I forget to mention that I am an incurable INSOMNIAC So here I sit lurking on VJ like I aint got no damn sense Let me be the first and last to wish everyone a good wednesday night and goooood thursday morning I guess if I make it to 3 a.m. I'll take my sleeping pills which will have me dazed and confused once my alarm goes off at 6:30 a.m. p.s. oh, I know what I'll do to take the edge off, I'll listen to pandora.com, they have great music. Cya later...	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-14 01:41:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	Its "hump day" y'all! Time to kick it into gear for the weekend. Oh, ummm. Good morning everyone	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-13 08:17:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (Bassi and Zainab @ Feb 12 2008, 10:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (unononehigher @ Feb 12 2008, 08:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> good morning sub saharan crew...that includes you too charles UNO is bored today (no class; my instructor is expecting her grandchild so classes were cancelled ) somebody, anybody say something or do something funny so I can laugh (I still don't have my husband / / ) it is pathetic that I live my life and celebrate vicariously through the victories of other VJ'ers I'll be checking in later, C'ya So what are you studying in school? Can't help you with the "I miss my man" blues, cause I'm humming them too. Is that the name of this song ? I was wondering why its been in my head since I left Ghana . You're hummin' and I've come up with a reeeeemiiiiiiiixxxxxxxxxxxx !! But on tha' real, I'm finishing my studies for Health Information Technology. It looks like all of the higher paying jobs in that field are on the east coast , I just might have to relocate okay y'all, continue..... *sulks back onto the sofa*	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-12 13:13:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (ZeeNusah @ Feb 12 2008, 08:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good morning!!! Yay for new DVDs. I can't wait to see "Gone Baby Gone" and "Why Did I Get Married". Uno, I got nothin'. ooooh, recognition . I'll take my glory where I can get it . I'm going to watch "black snake moan" its a movie starring Samuel Jackson. Its a pretty good watch . Have fun every body	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-12 09:53:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	good morning sub saharan crew...that includes you too charles UNO is bored today (no class; my instructor is expecting her grandchild so classes were cancelled ) somebody, anybody say something or do something funny so I can laugh (I still don't have my husband / / ) it is pathetic that I live my life and celebrate vicariously through the victories of other VJ'ers I'll be checking in later, C'ya	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-12 08:44:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	gooooooood moooooorrrrning every one. I pray everyone has a blessed and productive day. UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-11 08:30:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (Bassi and Zainab @ Feb 8 2008, 07:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good Morning! I'm leaving work early today to take my daughter to get her shots. When she was three she started running. Now that she's five, she's actually pretty fast. So, we'll see how much of an ordeal this becomes. I've also been told, she's not my friend anymore. These vaccinations are traumatic for the whole family. Maybe we'll go to McDonald's afterwards and I can buy back my best friend. I hope things work out , but you might want to go to "build a bear workshop " just in case "Micky D's" don't work. And before I forget, "yeah...today is friday !" and I still aint got my husband yet ...*sorry* loneliness kicked in	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-08 14:32:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (ZeeNusah @ Feb 7 2008, 09:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (charlesandnessa @ Feb 7 2008, 10:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (ZeeNusah @ Feb 7 2008, 07:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (charlesandnessa @ Feb 7 2008, 08:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i be here. where's the party? I wanna go to the party....what party? i dunno, where is everyone? Your guess is as good as mine. I think everyone is sleeping. I am just trying to be as unproductive as possible at work Hey Zee, is that a new H.R. desired quality or a specific job function ? I'm here (I think) . I was lurking around last night/early this morning and all y'all was sound asleep . So, wherez dis pawty y'all talkin' 'bout ?? p.s. coochie coo charles Edited by unononehigher, 07 February 2008 - 12:10 PM.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-07 12:09:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (charlesandnessa @ Feb 6 2008, 07:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (unononehigher @ Feb 6 2008, 07:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> uummm-hmmmm yeah, yeah, I beeeaaaat charles, nah, nah, nee, nah, nah! Goooood Morrrrnnnnning Suuubbbb-Saaahaaaraaannnn! i was shoveling snow well, damn ! atleast you got snow , we got "rainsleetsnow !" whatever in the heck that is and they closed the schools and some of the businesses ...all except "wal-damn-mart !"	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-06 09:14:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	uummm-hmmmm yeah, yeah, I beeeaaaat charles, nah, nah, nee, nah, nah! Goooood Morrrrnnnnning Suuubbbb-Saaahaaaraaannnn!	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-06 08:23:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	(singin) "It's mo'nin'" Hey y'all! I said it yesterday and I'm sayin' it again . Whatz goingz on wid dah weatha ??? Nah' de talkin' 'bout "thunder snow!?!?!" #######?? Is it going to snow or thunder ?? Snow does not require a symphony, rain does!! p.s.if the weather keeps this up, I'm changin' my name to "twosomeconfused" see, now I'm on a totally different computer and I'm still having problems...dag gummit Edited by unononehigher, 05 February 2008 - 09:17 AM.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-05 09:15:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	(singin) "It's mo'nin'" Hey y'all! I said it yesterday and I'm sayin' it again . Whatz goingz on wid dah weatha ??? Nah' de talkin' 'bout "thunder snow!?!?!" #######?? Is it going to snow or thunder ?? Snow does not require a symphony, rain does!! p.s.if the weather keeps this up, I'm changin' my name to "twosomeconfused"	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-05 09:15:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	(singin) "It's mo'nin'" Hey y'all! I said it yesterday and I'm sayin' it again . Whatz goingz on wid dah weatha ??? Nah' de talkin' 'bout "thunder snow!?!?!" #######?? Is it going to snow or thunder ?? Snow does not require a symphony, rain does!! p.s.if the weather keeps this up, I'm changin' my name to "twosomeconfused"	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-05 09:15:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	I live in the quad cities, Iowa side.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-04 23:35:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	hey y'all, why y'all talkin' 'bout Iowa and it's "afrikkanns ?" I have yet to see any of 'em around here where I live . however; there are a bunch of inner city youngins in these parts . and I hate it . they give my community a bad name . I am the first to admit that I am a product of the inner city, but atleast , I faked having class until it became au naturale' but seriously, I haven't seen any africans around here . where dey at?	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-04 19:23:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	what is really goingz on? It snowed last night (5 inches), now this morning it is thundering with bursts of lightning and rain/hailing. what season is it in the great mid west? Edited by unononehigher, 04 February 2008 - 08:59 AM.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-04 08:58:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	Nope, we're all asleep	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-04 08:31:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	ummm...yea, team ?	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-04 00:20:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	*singin* Its morrnnin' as we slept the niiight ah' waayyyy! next person to the mic	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-03 13:56:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (chispas @ Jan 30 2008, 04:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (chinemeze @ Jan 30 2008, 01:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (chispas @ Jan 30 2008, 01:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (unononehigher @ Jan 30 2008, 11:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (over exaggerated J-Lo accent) jo'llaahh Cheeespaaahh!!!! Muy bien Uno. You pronounced it correctly. Chispas, Parece que hablas bien el Espanol. Me dio la curiosidad, de donde eres la verdad y que haces. Veo que das sugerencias buenas y dices cosas bien chistosa. Agradeciendola en anticipacion, Chinemeze Baya!!! Soy una chiva loca que anda por alli vacilando a la gente. Trato de ser ligera con las sugerencias porque ya pase por mi trauma y no es nada chistoza. Te mando un PM cuando llego a casa Hey Chis , I must work on my espanol/spanglish . It seems you said "berry??" you are a crazy nanny goat walking/working for *alli*"????? if my translation is off , its because I have not spoken spanish since high school. and as you know, I grew up in the 70's so that is a gooood indicator of my age bracket . I have been laughing at my translation for the last couple of days and just got brave enough to post it .	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-01 13:05:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	good morning to every one. I have a question for all y'all. Does your significant other look like "your type?" If you would not have met you s.o. they way that you did, would you be with them now? my answer, is no, my husband is not my type "physically." he is an attractive man, but I prefer the dark milk chocolate complexion, and some one who is kinda "thick". my husband is very skinny and oven roasted chicken complected. and if it were not for his intelligence, persistence and sense of humor, I would never have even agreed to meet him. but as my husband says "God knows better!" next person to the "honesty mic" Edited by unononehigher, 01 February 2008 - 08:34 AM.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-02-01 08:32:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-saharan cyber cafe	QUOTE (chispas @ Jan 30 2008, 11:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> One part of the above story that catches my attention, is that the older children couldn't remember their names. Did they use the money to high? I can sadly say that on one of my trips to Cameroon, a friend stayed at the house with my children. She was supposed to send my son and daughter to Arizona after a week. Mind you, this woman was 33 years . She spent the money I left, toured with her girlfriend who came later, and told the kids I didn't leave money for them. My kids were 16 and 19 so they knew better than to believe what she was saying, but they still questioned whether I would have left them without money for so long. The kids called me and when they realized that she wasn't going to share the money I left or do anything I asked, they were preparing to press charges on her. The only thing that stopped them was they rewere afraid of what would happen to me. So they were going to Arizona to be with their father and since they never left adjustments were made. Sadder than that, each time my cell phone was called I was billed whether I answered it or not. That baby sitting job cost me a chunk of money, and I haven't said one word to my friend since then. My attitude was that she had fun with the money, did what she wanted and thought it would be ok with me. Sorry for the ranting, but I will never forget the stress she inflicting on all of us. easy killah . a wise individual once told me that the world is a global village she has not gotten away scott free I also hate you and your children had to endure that situation	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2008-01-31 02:44:00