Forum	Title	Content	Member	Sex	Country	Date/Time
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	whats up subberzzz? I have a question for y'all "how do you define love?" or "what is love to you?" I am asking due to some things I have encountered, experienced, and to hopefully stimulate some dialogue amongst good cyber buddies. this is my answer; I am looking for someone who will love, accept, appreciate, cherish, adore and like me. Allow me to explain; when I have no make up on, to "him" I should be the most beautiful woman in the world. When my hair is "nappy" I want him to appreciate my ethnic hair and understand that my hair is "just b1tching" for the moment. I want a man to accept me and my lady humps that were acquired through three child births and surgeries. He needs to be able to wholistically understand my history and my lifes story and not judge me! He should find me irresistable when I awake with dragon breath, eye boogers, and sleep drool. From my hair follicles to my toe nails, and everything in between, he should love, need and want me. When I fart, he should be man enough to say "baby, my bad!" and when I belch, he should chime in with "baby, that sounded like it taste good!" He should be willing to purchase my kotex when I bleed to my poise pads when I can't hold my pee. He should find my crooked teeth as being an exotic anomaly, my eyes should be the windows to "his" soul, and my lips should quench his thrist. To him, my breast should provide all the comforts of a 5 star hotel, my jelly belly should be his ultimate theme park, everytime he's between my "baby making hips," he should lose himself in the luxuriousness of my woman-hood. To him, only my thighs can provide him with the ride of "his" life time, when he holds on to my hips, he should feel as if I am the life line for "his" lifetime. When he kisses my thighs, he should get enebriated from my essence. While sucking on my toes, it should bring back memories of him being comforted by his favorite pacifier. And...ahhhhh, when he {expletive wording here........} he should savor the flavor of his favorite fruit which is me. Now that is love to me. take care and God bless.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-03-07 14:35:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	happy saturday????	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-03-07 14:11:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	awwww "P"	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-03-06 00:54:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (charles! @ Mar 5 2009, 07:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> good morning subbies. i hope everyone has a wonderful day. for uno thanks charles good morning subberzzzzzzzzzzz	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-03-05 09:17:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (Perseverance @ Mar 4 2009, 08:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good Morning Everyone, Uno, if you need additional information other than what I sent to you, please dont hesitate to ask. hey "P" I sent you an offline I have other questions, but I am trying to condense them down to the important ones and not have you sift through all the fluffer nutter of my angsts when I finalize my thoughts {if ever }, trust me, I'll be in contact. you dont get off that easy and good luck to ya going back to school {whatcha studying????} I dont want to see anther book, syllabi, study guide, or higher education facility for a very long time hey subberzzz, good morning to ya mrs. "J" I hope the tea{s} came in handy for you and the bambino/a	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-03-04 11:49:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (chispas @ Mar 3 2009, 09:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mornin' All. Couldn't sleep last night. Dreampt the SO followed me to a conference and turned into flesh eating slugs. They were all over my hotel room, and my son cleaned them up into a vacuum cleaner bag. Then they grew into a human sized slug and was eating his own extremities so he could slide faster after me. I told my principal and she was holding onto my shirt when I began to run away. She was stopping me from getting a head start on my sprint to freedom. This was one wierd dream and I have no clue what it means. sounds like a revelation of his true nature	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-03-03 16:34:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	hello all subberzzz and s.s. lurkerzzzz, does any one know of a good online electronics store aside from "tigerdirect?"	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-03-02 13:57:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	g'morning all y'all no snow here in Iowa, but we do have some mildly brisk weather along with bright skies and sunshine. take care and God bless UNO Mrs. J, here is a list of soothing/calming teas, but please check with your DR. before enjoying any of them as you are in a delicate state right now. Hope this helps out abit Lavender Tea Chamomile Tea Passionflower Tea Ashwagandha Tea Lemon Balm Tea Valerian Tea Kava Tea Catnip Tea Linden Tea	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-03-02 09:17:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	hey y'all, I'm going back to bed	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-03-01 13:43:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (UNO... @ Feb 27 2009, 11:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> has anyone ever heard of the following internet sites?: www.hulu.com www.joost.com www.tidaltv.com www.veoh.com www.ovguide.com good nite'chall good saturday to all y'all I forgot to mention that these are i-net sites that you can use to watch all sorts/types of t.v. shows for free. take care and God bless UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-02-28 16:46:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	has anyone ever heard of the following internet sites?: www.hulu.com www.joost.com www.tidaltv.com www.veoh.com www.ovguide.com good nite'chall	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-02-28 00:56:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	hello subberzzz, howz it going? today has been sooo liberating for me. I cut off all of my hair, got a low profile precision cut, tapered on the sides and back , texturized it, colored it and whewwww! I feel good. Its like a yolk has been removed. I have been growing my hair out since I moved my grandmother closer to me {2yrs ago} and I promised her I would let it continue to grow {when we were told she was terminal}. since she has left me, I have been completely out of sorts, and stress has invaded every aspect of my being. and recently my hair started falling out, but I was determined to keep that promise. Well, this morning, I prayed, and spoke to my granny and asked her permission to cut my hair off. I felt guity driving to the barbers, but man, when he started cutting and my hair started to hit the floor, I felt such a relief and a release of pressure. So I think I have my grannys' blessing and she understands this is like a cleansing for me. Watch out world, UNO is fierce good nite'chall	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-02-27 00:21:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (MrsJibowu @ Feb 25 2009, 08:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> so whatchoo sayin? guh'mo'nin Cajun math ... A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.' 'Without numbers?' The Cajun says, 'Dat is easy.' And proceeds to draw three trees. 'What's this?' the boss asks 'Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,' says the Cajun. 'Fair enough,' says the boss. 'Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.' The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. ; 'Ere you go.' The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth do you get that to represent 99?' 'Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.' The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, 'All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.' The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, 'Ere you go. One hundred.' The boss looks at the attempt. 'You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!' The Cajun leans forward and points to the ma rks at the base of each tree and says, 'A little dog come along and poop by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a #######, dirty tree and a #######, and dirty tree and a #######, which make one hundred.' The Cajun is the new supervisor QUOTE (charles! @ Feb 25 2009, 07:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> good morning subbies. where is everyone? i've not seen miss uno in a while. chin up precious , I is herrre ....lurkin	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-02-25 09:35:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	snow on friday and saturday, and just plain cold today good nite	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-02-23 00:59:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (MrsJibowu @ Feb 21 2009, 04:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Uno who else can i get deep wisdom and dirty jokes from all in one! Wink I thank you for that. I'm just that kinda gal QUOTE (UNO... @ Feb 20 2009, 11:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I came across this and decided to post it. Maybe someone needs a reminder.... Love is a wonderful gift; trust in it, believe in it, give it, and it will be returned to you to give again and again. You can get advice from family, friends and strangers, but the best advice comes from your heart; it never lies - trust it. There may be many people that are trustworthy, but only a few are worth trusting with your heart; choose wisely. To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved. For you can love many, but without trust you have nothing. The heart already knows what the mind can only dream of. Trust your heart. Distance cannot, and will not hurt a bond between two people that is based on mutual respect, trust, commitment, and love. Jealousy is not a sign of true love; it's insecurities that comes in the way, 'cause love has just one important ingredient; Trust! Do you trust me? Love means never doubting anything. It means trusting and being honest with each other. Someone can be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside, but when he or she betrays your trust, they become the ugliest person in the world. Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast. It is not proud. It is not rude. It is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered. It keeps no record of wrong doing. It does not delight in evil, but rejoices in the truth. It always protects, trusts, hopes, perseveres. Love takes many things: trust, hope, wishes, dreams, and everything you've got, even when you know it's not going be enough. Love is not always fireworks and shooting stars; sometimes it's a simple understanding and trust between two people. I have a friend who goes to zumba at my office. She loves it. Enjoy your special day. QUOTE (Boaz @ Feb 20 2009, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Where is everyone? My husband's on call tonight, so I'm just hanging out. Tomorrow I will attend Zumba, and present myself with a Hot Stone massage for my upcoming B-day. My husband thinks its a waste of money. I say - I hardly ever do anything like this, and (most importantly) I work hard, and deserve it.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-02-21 06:53:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	has anyone heard of this.... http://news.yahoo.co...cle_mileage_tax	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-02-20 21:51:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (WhidbeyGirl @ Nov 23 2009, 09:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (La liberada_Uno @ Nov 23 2009, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (WhidbeyGirl @ Nov 23 2009, 01:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He just started working and got first paycheck. He wanted to help out with the bills so I set up an excel spreadsheet that showed him what I paid each week where and then had it compute how much each us would contribute based on our take home pay. Even though I had been sending him emails weekly showing him where my money was going it never clicked with him how much it costs to live here. He was discouraged when after taking us all out to eat once he only had $77 dollars left for the week to put into savings. He refuses to accept that I have cut everything I possibly can out of the budget, he says we live in poverty and he doesn't want to live like this. I see nothing wrong with the way I live, yes I'd like to own a house, but we can't afford it and my parents have told me the house we live in is ours when they pass away so why would I want to try and buy another. Since he's started working our income has nearly doubled I'm in heaven!!! I've NEVER had money left over after pay day - NEVER, I'm actually going to be able to get the kids gifts myself this year for Christmas. I've asked him to give it a year. I don't know if he will or not. I've told him it's not just me he'll be hurting by leaving, my daughter has bonded so much with him, already calls him Daddy and my son finally has a mature, responsible man he looks up to. I can't force him to stay, so whatever God has in store I'll deal with. I know this is all transition stuff, I warned him before he came but he was certain all would be fine, "Nigerians can make it anywhere." is what I've been told over and over. I know it's lack of sunshine, extremely small town compared to what he's used too, lack of compatriots, moving from a singleman household to a family of 6 with 3 teenage boys, not much job opportunity on an island forced him to take a job in construction which isn't where he wants to be, I'm a different person with life going on around me compared to when I visited him and was on vacation. I'm ready to face these things head on, I was ready before he came here, it's up to him if he's willing to stand with me. whew, WG, plz don't be offended by what I am about to say; it seems as if he had "high hopes/big dreams/grandiose notions" of how his living standards were gonna be once he got to America, after all, he did marry an "Ahhmerikkhan" I_ donnnn't_Knowwww * * when I was going through "vj" my ex use to say, "how can you say dat living in Ahhmerikka is hard to an AAFrickhann, we wont beleeeve you! You Ahhmerikkhans will only say dat to discourrrrage us from coming and we wonnnnt beleeeve you!" Maybe, just maybe he has the same mind set as my ex; he thought YOU were underestimating your own personal situation......and of course they know better than US what American living is like due to MTV and BET and other sensationalized media that's pumped into their country Now as far as your daughter calling him "daddy"... ...ahem....thats all I'm gonna say about your issue. I can't talk 'bout you, I can only talk 'bout me: a child of UNOz aint callin no other man daddy; if he just got here and my child only heard of/chatted with/he just integrated into the household/etc....don't care if we's married or naught; 'specially if she/he's old enough to know that that person is NOT their daddy...OMG!!! And UNO would not ever tell a man, "the kids love you or what about the kids" to a man if he wanted to leave, 'specially if they are NOT his kids! and so he's forced to take a construction job, he should count his blessings, he could be shoveling...####### for a living and eating scavenger. sorry, he seems unappreciative, but at least he's willing to go back to his home country on his own after realizing "it was all a dream...!" p.s. I'm just sayin.... UNO Thanks for your response, it has been logged into my memory bank. We have different perspectives but I do appreciate you taking the time to give me your opinion. Hey WB, I wanted to expound on somethings, my previous post to you was abrupt/sharp...it was and still is MY honest opinion, but still...sharp & abrupt; {charge it to my head and not my heart}. First of all, I understand that he is going through his period of acclimation. But does he understand that now that you two are united as one, this is not the time for pitying/scrutinizing/complaining about he is living in poverty. Look at all you have vested & sacrificed in getting him here, not just for yourself, but for him as well. With some hard work, budgeting {which I'm sure you are GREAT at}, refocusing and dedication to your futures, y'all wont be living in "poverty" for long! As for his pay being "short", what did he think, he was going to come here and live like royalty, be served like kings and have money to swim in? {<<<Rhetoric} Does he not understand, that you alls current living situation and standards {'specially dem babies of yourz} are the priority, NOT the folks back home? He is going to have to wrap his mind around a whole 'nother concept and quickly or else you all are not going to make it, and that I do not want to see happen to you. As far as your daughter loving him as a father, I am ALL for that! As far as her respecting him as such, I am all for that as well. But I do believe that a man must "earn" the title of being called "daddy." That is not a position to be played with nor backed out of, there is too much at stake. I hope I have shed some softening light on my previous post and gave you a bit more insight as to where my head and heart truly are. good luck to ya UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-24 13:50:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (WhidbeyGirl @ Nov 23 2009, 01:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He just started working and got first paycheck. He wanted to help out with the bills so I set up an excel spreadsheet that showed him what I paid each week where and then had it compute how much each us would contribute based on our take home pay. Even though I had been sending him emails weekly showing him where my money was going it never clicked with him how much it costs to live here. He was discouraged when after taking us all out to eat once he only had $77 dollars left for the week to put into savings. He refuses to accept that I have cut everything I possibly can out of the budget, he says we live in poverty and he doesn't want to live like this. I see nothing wrong with the way I live, yes I'd like to own a house, but we can't afford it and my parents have told me the house we live in is ours when they pass away so why would I want to try and buy another. Since he's started working our income has nearly doubled I'm in heaven!!! I've NEVER had money left over after pay day - NEVER, I'm actually going to be able to get the kids gifts myself this year for Christmas. I've asked him to give it a year. I don't know if he will or not. I've told him it's not just me he'll be hurting by leaving, my daughter has bonded so much with him, already calls him Daddy and my son finally has a mature, responsible man he looks up to. I can't force him to stay, so whatever God has in store I'll deal with. I know this is all transition stuff, I warned him before he came but he was certain all would be fine, "Nigerians can make it anywhere." is what I've been told over and over. I know it's lack of sunshine, extremely small town compared to what he's used too, lack of compatriots, moving from a singleman household to a family of 6 with 3 teenage boys, not much job opportunity on an island forced him to take a job in construction which isn't where he wants to be, I'm a different person with life going on around me compared to when I visited him and was on vacation. I'm ready to face these things head on, I was ready before he came here, it's up to him if he's willing to stand with me. whew, WG, plz don't be offended by what I am about to say; it seems as if he had "high hopes/big dreams/grandiose notions" of how his living standards were gonna be once he got to America, after all, he did marry an "Ahhmerikkhan" I_ donnnn't_Knowwww * * when I was going through "vj" my ex use to say, "how can you say dat living in Ahhmerikka is hard to an AAFrickhann, we wont beleeeve you! You Ahhmerikkhans will only say dat to discourrrrage us from coming and we wonnnnt beleeeve you!" Maybe, just maybe he has the same mind set as my ex; he thought YOU were underestimating your own personal situation......and of course they know better than US what American living is like due to MTV and BET and other sensationalized media that's pumped into their country Now as far as your daughter calling him "daddy"... ...ahem....thats all I'm gonna say about your issue. I can't talk 'bout you, I can only talk 'bout me: a child of UNOz aint callin no other man daddy; if he just got here and my child only heard of/chatted with/he just integrated into the household/etc....don't care if we's married or naught; 'specially if she/he's old enough to know that that person is NOT their daddy...OMG!!! And UNO would not ever tell a man, "the kids love you or what about the kids" to a man if he wanted to leave, 'specially if they are NOT his kids! and so he's forced to take a construction job, he should count his blessings, he could be shoveling...####### for a living and eating scavenger. sorry, he seems unappreciative, but at least he's willing to go back to his home country on his own after realizing "it was all a dream...!" p.s. I'm just sayin.... UNO Edited by La liberada_Uno, 23 November 2009 - 03:07 PM.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-23 15:02:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (WhidbeyGirl @ Nov 22 2009, 09:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He wants to give me his GC, SSN & ID card and go back home. wuuuuutt???!!!! are you kiddin meeee ??????!!!!!!!	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-22 23:56:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	Meh! good morning UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-21 11:16:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (NigeriaorBust @ Nov 20 2009, 10:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually going public when you say that the brother paid you to go there and paid for everything until the process was complete just makes it sound like you were one of those women that marries for a fee. They tend to be pretty good actors about how valid the marriage is during the process and how they were wronged as soon as the contact is done with. Not sure that is the type of thing you might want to have brought up. ahem...s'cuse me , but I think she stated.... 1} His brother paid for everything. Once his brother was here the money stopped. I supported him and my mother paid for his CNA school. 2} Now everything was paid for, I stayed in expensive hotels when I was in Nigeria. I was sent money for the trip. My passport and medical shots all paid for. these are from 2 different posts, i dont see where she states that the "brother paid her to go there," NOR where does it sound like or infer that she married for a fee...atleast not to me anyways back to our regularly scheduled postings...lalalalalalahhhh	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-20 12:29:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	Whewwww, wow, I really missed that one I am NOT going to get on a soap box, I am NOT going to join the fray {419 this, 419 that, nigeria this/nigeria that, third world this/third world that}, what I am going to DO is say this.... "anyone, anyone, esp. LADIES! I implore you to know what a {cultural difference} is and is NOT!" That wil save you a bunch of heartache, finances, personal embarrassment, and mental turmoil! A "jack@$$" is a "jack@$$" no matter where you find him {country NOT withstanding}! If you find one here {jack@$$} and won't deal with HIS "hee haw;" why would YOU make an exception just cause his neighing sounds like "hee'eem ha' aaw ohh! ahh baybee?!" I can't talk 'bout no one 'cept UNO , and UNO knows what UNO will and wont deal with; she aint gon deal with no home-grown foolishness and she damn well aint gon deal with no foreign foolishness, she's also not gon make no 'ceptions, nor s'cuses just to save face either! If shiat don't feel right or smell good while we are cross seas from eachother, UNO knows its gon hit the fan once the gap is closed, so she has the compunction to leave shiat where it is okay, nuff said, and good morning subbies UNO Edited by La liberada_Uno, 20 November 2009 - 10:19 AM.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-20 10:16:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	Let your integrity be your guide good morning subbies UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-19 09:17:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3		Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-16 10:45:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	Good morning Subbiezz OUR DEEPEST FEAR Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-11 08:44:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (charles! @ Nov 6 2009, 12:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (chispas @ Nov 5 2009, 12:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (charles! @ Nov 4 2009, 05:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (chispas @ Nov 4 2009, 12:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, Its now November of 2009 and the year is almost over. One year ago I was still fretting over the immigration process and now I can barely remember what I did to get here. So hello to all and hope all is going well. Chispas hey long time no see! don't be a stranger! Hey... Happy Samba and Lambada to you. How's the baby? I've graduated over to the side of VJ where those who have ended the journey go. Sort of a VJ over the hill thing. Gotta quick joke for you. The ex bro in law wants me to fill out a diversity visa application for him. Ya... right... Hugs, Chispas a diversity visa, right! tell him to ask you again the first day of april. baby boy is growing every day. here's a few pics from the baby thread in off topic that nessa posted of him: and the one from nessa's signature. he's a joy to have around, he's always in a good mood Charles, he is a beautiful baby! You and Nessa are truly blessed. Between your wit and intelligence and Nessa's spit fire attitude, "watch out world!" UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-06 10:21:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (UNO... @ Nov 5 2009, 02:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (chispas @ Nov 5 2009, 12:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (UNO... @ Nov 4 2009, 10:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (chispas @ Nov 4 2009, 12:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, Its now November of 2009 and the year is almost over. One year ago I was still fretting over the immigration process and now I can barely remember what I did to get here. So hello to all and hope all is going well. Chispas Hola mamá grande que he echado de menos! Espero y rezo para que todo ha funcionado para que usted y usted es victorioso en el nombre de Jesús ¡Amén! UNO Gracias Uno. Estoy aqui trabajando como siembre y agradeciendo todo que me ofrece la vida. Ha pasado mucho tiempo y los hecho de menos. Abrazos. Chispas this is my loose, ahem...very loose translation of what you said to me; so don't laugh! {thanks uno, I am here working like a cow/sow and appreciating all that/what life has to offer me. Its has beem much time passed/a long time and I will miss/I do miss...hugs} Te ruego que así hermana. Que Dios curar su alma mente y el corazón y Que descanse en Jesús! besos! UNO p.s. hello subberzzzzz	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-05 15:32:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (chispas @ Nov 5 2009, 12:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (UNO... @ Nov 4 2009, 10:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (chispas @ Nov 4 2009, 12:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, Its now November of 2009 and the year is almost over. One year ago I was still fretting over the immigration process and now I can barely remember what I did to get here. So hello to all and hope all is going well. Chispas Hola mamá grande que he echado de menos! Espero y rezo para que todo ha funcionado para que usted y usted es victorioso en el nombre de Jesús ¡Amén! UNO Gracias Uno. Estoy aqui trabajando como siembre y agradeciendo todo que me ofrece la vida. Ha pasado mucho tiempo y los hecho de menos. Abrazos. Chispas Te ruego que así hermana. Que Dios curar su alma mente y el corazón y Que descanse en Jesús! besos! UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-05 15:21:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (chispas @ Nov 4 2009, 12:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, Its now November of 2009 and the year is almost over. One year ago I was still fretting over the immigration process and now I can barely remember what I did to get here. So hello to all and hope all is going well. Chispas Hola mamá grande que he echado de menos! Espero y rezo para que todo ha funcionado para que usted y usted es victorioso en el nombre de Jesús ¡Amén! UNO	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-11-04 13:43:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	Important Women's Health Issue * Do you have feelings of inadequacy? * Do you suffer from shyness? * Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas. Margaritas may not be right for everyone Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: - Dizziness - Nausea - Vomiting - Incarceration - Erotic lustfulness - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss of money - Loss of virginity - Table dancing - Headache - Dehydration - Dry mouth - A desire to sing Karaoke WARNINGS: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.. The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-10-31 21:09:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (forchika @ Oct 28 2009, 06:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (UNO... @ Oct 26 2009, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> To my 'selected' strange-minded subbies. If you can read the following paragraph, Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Hi Uno, How u doing? I read straight thru it with out a mistake....I attribute that to being able to read the scribble of Doctor's hand written notes. Some of them have really bad hand writting. Hello Subberzzz! Hey 4chicka! UNO is blessed to be a blessing!	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-10-29 12:35:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (charles! @ Oct 27 2009, 07:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (UNO... @ Oct 26 2009, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> To my 'selected' strange-minded subbies. If you can read the following paragraph, Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! of course i can read it, i've been in the regional forums for a long time! charles, you are so wrong for that on so many different levels	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-10-28 01:06:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	To my 'selected' strange-minded subbies. If you can read the following paragraph, Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-10-26 12:11:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3		Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-10-22 17:39:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	a little known fact: In Greece, prostitutes wore sandals with nails studded into the soles so that their footprints would leave the message "Follow me."	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-10-15 16:34:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (charles! @ Oct 15 2009, 05:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Murphy's Laws of Combat 1. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 2. Incoming fire has the right of way. 3. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. 4. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. 5. The problem with the easy way out is that it has already been mined. 6. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. 7. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous. 8. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: 1. when you're ready for them. 2. when you're not ready for them. 9. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at. 10. If you can't remember, then the claymore IS pointed at you. 11. The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack. 12. A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down. 13. If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush. 14. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. 15. Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing. 16. If you build yourself a bunker that's tough for the enemy to get into quickly, then you won't be able to get out of it quickly either. 17. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 18. If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone. 19. When you've secured the area, don't forget to tell the enemy. 20. Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder. 21. Friendly fire isn't. 22. If the sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. 23. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep. 24. The most dangerous thing in the world is a second lieutenant with a map and a compass. 25. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. 26. A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds. 27. Remember, a retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping. 28. If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike. 29. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan. 30. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ. 31. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake. 32. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many. 33. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain. 34. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn. 35. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired. 36. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 37. Interchangeable parts aren't. 38. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill. 39. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove ANYTHING. 40. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp) 41. The one item you need is always in short supply. 42. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it. 43. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator. 44. Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short. 45. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible. 46. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA. 47. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they DON'T want. 48. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. 49. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. 50. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else. 51. When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night. 52. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Congressional Medal Of Honor. 53. A Purple Heart just goes to prove that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 54. Murphy was a grunt. 55. You aren't Superman. (Freshly graduated recruits from Marine boot camp, and all fighter pilots, especially, take note.) 56. Suppressive fires - won't. 57. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 58. When in doubt empty the magazine. 59. No plan survives the first contact, intact. 60. If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short. 61. The important things are always simple. 62. The simple things are always hard. 63. No-combat ready group has passed inspection. (Note: No marine unit has ever failed a combat readiness inspection, which suggests peacetime inspections are readiness as mess hall food is cuisine.) 64. Beer Math -> 2 beers time 37 men equals 49 cases. 65. Body count math -> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probale plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action. 66. Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together. 67. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support despertly. (Corollary: Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.) 68. Tracers work both ways. 69. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. 70. If you take more than your share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share to take. 71. When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right. OMG! charles! I am literally ROFLMBAO!!!!!!!	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-10-15 15:22:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	25 Simple Truths About Life... 01. Indecision is the key to flexibility. 02. You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track. 03. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. 04. Happiness is merely the remission of pain. 05. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. 06. Sometimes too much drink is not enough. 07. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. 08. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. 09. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. 10. Things are more like they are today than they have ever been before. 11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. 12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. 13. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. 14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. 15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism. 16. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. 17. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday. 18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 19. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 20. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. 21. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 22. This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it. 23. Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it. 24. The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a "do-it-yourself" thing. 25. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-10-14 08:22:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	hello subberrrzzzzz just passing on a bit of knowledge WATCH	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-10-07 12:21:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (charles! @ Oct 5 2009, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (WhidbeyGirl @ Oct 5 2009, 12:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're into double posting ain't ya girl. it's her computer, see what watching internet porn does to a computer? ahem....>>>>> charles! <<<<<	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-10-06 01:59:00
Africa: Sub-Saharan	Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3	QUOTE (WhidbeyGirl @ Oct 5 2009, 12:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're into double posting ain't ya girl. it aint me, I promise you, i-t-a-i-n-t-m-e!	Simply_Uno	Female	0	2009-10-05 15:57:00