Forum	Title	Content	Member	Sex	Country	Date/Time
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jonesie @ Dec 21 2007, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 21 2007, 09:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Melodee: Eh? Jamaican? It’s called patois Ian. Ian: Yeah…yeah. Talk patios to me girl! Melodee: Alrigh mi yout. Mi ago mek yuh bawl hout when mi quint hup mi pums pon yuh star. Den mi ago sit pon yuh face like chair. Yuh wan fe nyam mi punnany Blackas? Ian: Yeah…yeah and all that! Melodee: Mi need fe see yuh ‘old a bath star! Mi dere wid yuh fe de full day, and mi nuh see yuh touch de wata. Gwaan dutty bwoy! Ian: What? Melodee: Ian. You want me to chat to you, but you don’t understand. I said “Go and freshen up, and I will wait for you out here.” Ian: Oh. Damn Shorty. It was sexier in patios. Come wash my back? I want you with me. Melodee: Alrigh…mi soon come. Gwaan go do a ting and mi soon reach. Ian: Sh**, you are sexy as he**! But, I don’t have a clue what you just said. Melodee: *kiss teet* Just go and do your thing, I will be in in a minute. Ian: Oh, okay. Don’t make me wait too long. *Dances into the bathroom as he removes his clothes. Ian can’t believe how smoothly he explained away the airport trick’s handwriting all over his chest. Melodee was mad cool because Toya would have thrown a royal bit** fest all night over it. Ian strolls over and starts the shower, then he stares at his physique in the mirror. He loves looking at himself. When the mirror fogs up from the steam, Ian slowly saunters into the walk-in shower stall. Melodee waits impatiently to hear Ian close the shower stall door, and she creeps out to the verandah with her cell phone. She exhales and dials.* RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNNNN Tru ting dat - he rode on the back of the pickup and naah freshen up fram when? Dutty bwoy! lawd what a odor a come offah him...........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:22:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 10:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good Morning Family Thank goodness today is Friday cause I couldn't take one more blasted day First off...HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILL!!! And I just had to share this one that I found: I died laughing I just couldn't help it QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 21 2007, 07:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, a link-up would be good, something we can take the kids too, as I have no babysitter If you all plan a link up give me plenty of time to save up the airfare for that cross country flight I will need way advance notice that cake looks beautiful, but lawd i am cracking up from it, I would probaly choke on everybite...come to think of it I should send P one........ , unnu a rube off pon mi	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:17:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 01:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jonesie @ Dec 21 2007, 10:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Tonks. I'm nervous about bringing him home but can't wait to see him Jonesie you are going to be a fabulous mom and I know Drew will be a great father I am still praying he will come on his own this weekend so you can be home with him and family on Christmas! If not then I pray that your Christmas is wonderful even if it is in the hospital. Love you girl! I agree 100% Maddy	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:13:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 21 2007, 10:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 21 2007, 09:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Claire go sleep u no tiyad..u jus come in...Kimora is a trip Gill...u affi meet har one day Bwoy, mi wouldda like dat! We should try to plan a NY area Yardie VJ link up inna deh 2008! Gill Yeah that is a great idea.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:10:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 21 2007, 07:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> **********FRIDAY CHUCKLE********** We made it to another Friday ya'll!!! Congrats Kimmy & Jordan!! (again) Ok, I've been saving this one for tiddeh special...cause I know many of us wouldn't be around next Monday! To My WONDERFUL WONDERFUL VJ Family...I wish you all a Very MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A BLESS-ED BLESS-ED NEW YEAR!!! I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU!!!! Ok, mushy stuff done...on tuh deh chuckle *************************************************************************** Dear Santa, I know you probably wondering why I writing yuh one day after Christmas but after opening mi present dem yestiday, I just had was to write yuh. Santa, mi was a very good girl all year round. Mi listen to mi madda when she talk to mi and mi help out wid di chores dem round de house. Mi even help di neighba pickney dem do fi dem chores tuh. One day mi all help out di old crasses Mr. George, the blind an cripple one, crass the road when di odda children dem just ah watch him an dida tek gamble pon what kind of cyar did ah go lick him dung. Santa, dem just lef him deh fi dead, but mi help him out. Santa mi studied real hard in school this year, so hard till mi all come fuss inna di class. Mi mek it mi duty to be nice and not naughty Santa. Mi was so good. Ah real good girl Santa. Santa when mi write mi Christmas list to yuh dis year, mi ask yuh fi a Barbie princess doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computer game, ah cyabbage patch doll and ah monopoly game. So Santa, how the blood claat after reading mi list yuh leave under di Christmas tree ah phukking light up yo-yo, one plastic tea-cup set and ah phukking no name dolly dat look like she have polio and ah dead from AIDS? Santa is either yuh blind or yuh cyah blood claat read!!! Every year mi say mi woulda stop believing in yuh and like ah dyam fool mi always give yuh ah next chance, but not ah phukking-gain, yuh hear mi Santa? Not a bloodclaat. Yuh hear whe mi sah Santa? Yuh phukking fat red rass yuh.Yuh see all nex year, yuh betta dont try squeeze yuh big fat batty thru mi louvres dem, because Santa mi swear mi going phukk yuh up. It going to be mi, yuh and dis sharp blood claat knife, so mi can jukk yuh inna yuh belly. Yuh hear mi sah? Mi ah go stab up yuh Bloodcaat. Imagine, yuh give that likkle ####### eye gyal Sally from crass di road everything that she ax fah. So much so dat she all nuh have nuh room fi walk round har house. Yuh see all nex year Santa, mi will be back to mi good old self. Dat's right Santa. Mi naar go giv mi madda nuh trouble or cause nuh havoc roun'ere . And Santa, a goin wait pon you patiently ... mi goin wait pon yuh paitently with ah big blood claat rock stone fi yuh backside. And den when yuh and dem blasted reindeer dat favour some dyam oversize goat wid tree branch ah grow otta dem head top, com ho-ho hoing down pon I old rusty zinc nex Christmas ... BOOP!!!!! Is one rass lick inna yuh blood claat head. Santa mi goin' done yuh blood claat, Memba dat yuh hear Santa. Try Memba dat!! Love Likkle Keisha lawd god I am dying reading this, I had to call the nurse to read it to.....we were both dying , good one, real good one	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:03:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 11:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (clairern @ Dec 20 2007, 07:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Yardie; Me jus a come, but the food look good no raahtid. Me cook fry dumplings and cookup saltfish fe a late brekfus this mawning and the only ting missing was the plantain. Tonks me chile. Where is Gill's birthday cake. Her birthday was today and I did not log on until tonite at work cause my puter acting up. Give her one tomorrow from all a we. Love Claire You're welcome I have been stockpiling saltfish and "eating healthy" the last few days so that this whole Christmas weekend I can eat "bad for me" JA food...saltfish, fried dumpling, regular dumpling, christmas cake, gizzada, grater cake, hardough bread, bammy...I am not going to eat one darn vegetable or healthy thing this whole weekend dang girl......... how you eat "healthy" this time a year?	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 14:35:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 21 2007, 06:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 20 2007, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That would probably work if he was here. Gimme a differnet one. Ok Maddy, Keep a CD Player near the phone...(If him call yuh inna deh night-)and dancehall CD in it! BEFORE you pick up deh phone blast the Dancehall CD and hold the phone near the CD player! When you seh "Hello' sound ANNOYED & out of breath!!!! "Before 'im even start fi talk just tell him "WHAT!!!!??? Yo, mi cyaan talk to yuh right now! I'm at the club with a 'friend'...chat tuh yuh later!" Han hang-up deh phone BAM!!! If 'im call henny other time...when you pick up deh phone sound REALLY HAPPY!!!!! LIKE DAMN NEAR GIDDY GURL!! Chat tuh him for a minute (sound distracted as he talks)and be like..."Oh shooks is that the time...Baby-sitter should be here soon. Look, I gotta go!! I still haffi style my hair and put on my make-up!" Trust me he WILL ask yuh where yuh going....Just giggle and say "On a date , Silly! New Year equals NEW ME!!! OK, I really gotta go...lata" BAM (hang-up deh phone! Truss mi Maddy, I used both of those to TORTURE my ex!!!! When I went to JA. in Feb. my ex called my cell (he didn't know I went to Ja.) When mi see it was him in my caller ID ...I started mek hup 'NOISE' .I pick it up wid an "Ooooooooooo Yea!" *grunt...groan...moan*** (Ken came into the room at that point and I showed him who it was with a wink). Him start mek hup Noise tuh (mi love dat man...him mad like mi! ) With his deep voice "Tek hit Baby!" *Grunt ...Grunt* All now mi nuh seh nuttin to mi ex pon deh phone!! Finally...I'm like "H...H...H..el-lo" "GILLIAN... ####### YO!!! WHERE ARE YOU?? WHO DEH HELL IS THAT NIGG...? YO, tell dat Nigg...he is f-ing my WIFE!!!!" Then Ken said "Come hoffa deh phone and ton back way!!!"(Inna DEEP DEEP VOICE) My response..."Hmmmm...yeaa Daddy...IIIIEEEE...gimme hit!!" *grunt... moan*..."Mi...a...guh...tell...him*grunt,grunt*...but...it's..HEX-WIFE!!!" BAM!!!! Gurl...mi cellphone nuh stop RING!!!! Mi neva pick hit hup again! Meantime Ken and myself a dead wid laff!!!! Ken was like "Girl yuh nuh heasy atall!! Dat's why mi love yuh still!" Bless, Gill you crazy nuh rattid (in a good way) , I gonna try this...wwwwwwwwwooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 14:29:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 21 2007, 05:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 20 2007, 03:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hush you hearrrrrr , you tummy a hurt you , it soon finish okkkkkkkkkk ((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))))) to you Jawi.......... well thanks to you........ I took you'lls advice and yesterday before I left the stupid phone started ringing ( mind you I leave at 5 and at 4:56 the phone rang I was sooooooo pissed, but I answered, just in case it was the boss) and you would never guess who it was...............oh yes it was......him on teh other line.........mind you according to him he does not have my work number, he does not know where it is . after I was thruogh cursing him about calling me at work, and doing it right when he knows I am suppose to be leaving I said to him................ MI NUH KNOW WHY MI SIDDUNG YAH A PINE OVAH YOU ALL DEM YAH YEARS..YOU LIKKLE SINTING NEVAH DO A TING FI MI............ ( all said and done, I felt a little hurt after saying it) but, needless to say when I got home I had about 8 messages on my voicemail and he woke me up at 1:30 am, drunk has all get-up...slurring and all. Talking bout....how you a go seh dat bout di I and I................. You hurt mi feelings you nuh. , I couldn't stop cracking up I came in all laughs this morning GOOD FOR YOU (((((((((((MADDY)))))))))))!!!!! IS WAH MI TELL YUH!!!!? YARDMEN CAN'T STAND HAVING THERE 'NATURE' AND 'WUK SKILLS' TESTED!!!! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!! TEK A STAND FOR YOURSELF BABY GURL!!! BLESSED LOVE AND HUGS FOR YOU!!! Love ya, Gill Thanks hon, I am trying, Goodafternoon all...... Santa was here visiting today, so I am late.he brought alot for the kids	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 14:23:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	((((((((((((((((((((((GILL))))))))))))))))))))))))) HAPPY BIRTHDAY Its you birthday, you one year younger	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-20 23:11:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (clairern @ Dec 20 2007, 09:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 19 2007, 10:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jengles...let us know what is up wit your knee...........you not back from the doctor yet? Clairen: first, so srry to hear abou tyou and your ex........My motto these days this too shall pass!!!!!!!!!! ( thanks to Gill) Second, loose weight why? A on likkle magga ooman or a one magga man? neither one matters, tell them fi go kotch dem batty pon bow-wire...... srry just had to say it....theses docs think that everythignis caused by overwieght..........dang idiot them. That must be oath they taking these days: I promise to make each and eceryone of my patient loose weight............lol And him a Trini man too. Cha I thought they liked us big girls......what he is too American....I can't stand that .............tell him fi just cool man....	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-20 23:07:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 20 2007, 04:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 20 2007, 01:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> tell him he can't call the house phone no more because your man don't like it and den change the voice/answering maching message to "we aren't here right now" And I would get a guy friend to record the new answering machine message...make sure he talks super sexy lawd god....unna a go get mi inn atrouble wid him........... but I gonna do it .	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-20 22:56:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 29 2008, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Jan 29 2008, 01:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 29 2008, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Jan 29 2008, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am so proud of you all. there are some very great achievements in this little family here. , cootos to you all fo evey little accomplishments you have all made. weh urs !!! uhmmmmmmmmmmmm, I guess the only thing I can say I am proud of is my son.I raised him all by myself.not a puppa in sight....no help are nothing...............I think dat is all.I could say college but mi nevah get fi finish it , but i am in teh process of reaplying...... How about this Maddy..."You get up EVERY morning and make dyam sure that your son has food in his belly, clothes on his back, a roof over is his head and to the best of your ability in 20 years, make damn sure that you have raised a MAN that is a productive member of society!" And I do it by MYSELF!!!!! WOW...Maddy...you are amazing!!!! Now, you just need a body part... Gill thanks for opening up dem yah yeye yah.... QUOTE Sometimes we are so busy putting ourselves down for what we haven't done we forget what we have!!! Blessed, Gill such true words.you are so right...........thanks for pointing this out.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-29 16:38:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jengles @ Jan 29 2008, 04:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What am i proud about?? Mi nuh no, mi just proud. lol I'm proud of the fact that when my son's father turned his back on me and think he was going to leave me in the dust. me leff him. Now he call and try to see what i'm doing with Jay so he can do the same with his daughter. but wait mi just remember mi nah tek his phone calls at all. Now he's calling saying I have money. WHATEVER!!! I'm proud of the fact that years ago when my friends were flossing with cars. I bought a brownstone in a neighborhood that nobody wanted to live in. and now everybody I try bruk dem neck fi get in I'm proud of the fact that when I was pregnant with my son. I started my M.B.A at St. John's U. and today at lunch time I went and confirmed that I am enrolled in my last class. Mi get nuff comments over the years as to "oh when u gonna finish" mind u this from people who don't have degree the first and who have relatives here. Mi nuh really have none. I'm proud of my job I'm AVP at a bank. Same idiot people ask me "how I get that job" whatever! Including my dumb baby fadda. he keeps trying to find out what BRANCH I work at. I'm proud of my son who got into the gifted program. I was happy to throw that in my baby daddy's face. he didn't even know nyc had a gifted program the da@n a$$ (Just for the record, we usally get along very well except when he's trying to quiz me about what our son is doing, so he can have his daughter do the same) He's pissed, because just me one, is doing what him and his other baby mother can't do) oh well! I'm proud of my daughter. I see I typed a lot, hope u all don't think I'm nuff, with most people don't even know I own anything they think I have a condo. mi nuh like to brag but ya'll asked. I call myself bough-ghetto. anyway now back to business - phatmadam really - U have nuff to be proud about. you are raising a young african-american boy in brooklyn. that in nuff. and your going back to school, that is excellent. some people who don't have kids, wouldn't even do that at all. Cha if u want to study and want to drop your son off for a playdate so u can study. no problem. mi love people with ambition. Geez, i typed a lot. I feel like Kimmy. lol oh and I called the daycare's director supervisor and they are going to feed my child. Nau tell nuh lie unnu mek mi whan hang mi hea din shame........... Jengles...you make mi proud bad, nuh get mi wrong everyone a unnu mek me proud You right though I should be proud of being able to do for him, he is my most acquire acomplishment...and all of this have been done in 5 years with no help from di no-good- sob, wah call himself the "father". Thanks fi de offah Jengles..... Edited by phatmadame81, 29 January 2008 - 04:36 PM.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-29 16:35:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 29 2008, 04:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 29 2008, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Jan 29 2008, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am so proud of you all. there are some very great achievements in this little family here. , cootos to you all fo evey little accomplishments you have all made. weh urs !!! EXACTLY...WE ARE WAITING MADDY!!!! 1 beautiful part on your BEAUTIFUL body and 1 proud accomplishment!!!! P.S.- ((((((((Maddy))))))), I saw your Siggy and I feel it for you...get through however you can!!! Maddy, YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS!!! Baby Gurl, I wish you could believe in yourself they way I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!! MUCH LOVE, Gill ok like I said I am proud of raising a child all by myself, he is turning out pretty well.....I am going back to finish my BS then I am gonna go for my Masters........., it is not much but I can say I am proud of it.... On my body??????????????I guess the only thing I can say is my dimples, people finds them cute, well they use to, know they think my son's dimples are cute, and even though I am sooooooooooooo I still have some what of a shape....( just squint)	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-29 16:29:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jengles @ Jan 29 2008, 03:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Jan 29 2008, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jenges, mi an you can tacle this likke prob by we self.....mek Kimmy get di pass Fi real and plus i'm closer. I could bake bread by the time it will get Kimmy to get down here. lol	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-29 15:46:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 29 2008, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Jan 29 2008, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am so proud of you all. there are some very great achievements in this little family here. , cootos to you all fo evey little accomplishments you have all made. weh urs !!! uhmmmmmmmmmmmm, I guess the only thing I can say I am proud of is my son.I raised him all by myself.not a puppa in sight....no help are nothing...............I think dat is all.I could say college but mi nevah get fi finish it , but i am in teh process of reaplying......	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-29 13:47:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Jenges, mi an you can tacle this likke prob by we self.....mek Kimmy get di pass	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-29 13:45:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	I am so proud of you all. there are some very great achievements in this little family here. , cootos to you all fo evey little accomplishments you have all made.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-29 13:44:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 29 2008, 01:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jengs mi will come to yuh hear...so link mi !! Marsha we got u kimmy I will give you a get out of a$$ whooping pass, Thank you all though QUOTE (Jengles @ Jan 29 2008, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kimmy - I starting to reply to you and got a phone call from the daycare. I forgot to label the baby's food, and they are not going to give it to her. we are talking the jars of babyfood. if they went into her bag, don't they know whose food it is. I had to wait 15 minutes to calm down so I could talk to them. talk about stupid. lawd goddddddd, ovah one likkle label....	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-29 13:42:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 29 2008, 12:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ok..mi sorry fi a gross out all a oonuh but u'll a mi only vent..mi no kip friends..ppl wah mi nkow fi years mi find out want hold mi back fi step pon mi fi get to weh dem a go so mi drop everybody..only need mi MAN and VJ ..hehehe mi discover di mawnin..green tea is not for me right now..why mi done drink the tea and A IT DAT all up..so Kimora wid har fiesty self "mommy wah appen, ewww, nasty mommy" she lucky mi have di strength mi kick har Poor Kimora....if she only knew????? Mawning sickness........I rember that......I couldn't eat nothing..........do you only get turned off from foods in teh morning or is it an all day thing with you?	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-29 13:38:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jengles @ Jan 29 2008, 11:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Jan 28 2008, 08:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ladies, just stopping by to say hi..........I have not forgotten you ladies I am justdealing with some stuff right now......but wanted to stop by and say I have not forgotten you all at all. How is Jawi , ms.Jawi where are you? Gill, how you and you comedic self doing?? I miss you all so much, but I gotta deal first. ((((((((((((((((((((((((Kimmy/Jengles))))))))))))))))))))))))........congrats ladies Unnu can send some a dat fertile watta my way ( * but wait even if dem send it to mi , mi a guh need a man*) nuh badda Kimmy you are 6 weeks..that is beautiful....God bless you both. Hey Missy, glad to see u deh bout!!! Deal with whatever, and if anybody ah give u hard time, let me know. I'm just up the street and can have vaseline and sneakers ready at a moment's notice. (Know I need to sit my fat but down) , you are too funny...which pah pon you big????	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-29 13:27:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Goodmorning ladies..... How is everyone today? Hope you all have a wonderful day. marsha	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-29 09:57:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....		phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-28 21:49:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	tanks Kimmy.........you mek watta come a mi yeye ....mi can only hope Karl will come bout.......... : Edited by phatmadame81, 28 January 2008 - 09:46 PM.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-28 21:42:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Ladies, just stopping by to say hi..........I have not forgotten you ladies I am justdealing with some stuff right now......but wanted to stop by and say I have not forgotten you all at all. How is Jawi , ms.Jawi where are you? Gill, how you and you comedic self doing?? I miss you all so much, but I gotta deal first. ((((((((((((((((((((((((Kimmy/Jengles))))))))))))))))))))))))........congrats ladies Unnu can send some a dat fertile watta my way ( * but wait even if dem send it to mi , mi a guh need a man*) nuh badda Kimmy you are 6 weeks..that is beautiful....God bless you both.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-28 20:41:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	((((((((((((((((yardie)))))))))))))))))))))I am so srry to hear this, but all you can do (like Clairen said) QUOTE You do for yours and shower them with the love and affection you missed growing up. Rant on hunny chile rant on.......you have my prayers and a shoulder to lean on.......	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-24 16:35:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	that is something, thanks for that Gill How are you ladies today?	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-24 11:25:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Sonshyne @ Jan 23 2008, 02:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (brownnskinn @ Jan 23 2008, 07:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Sonshyne @ Jan 22 2008, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Marlita @ Jan 22 2008, 03:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yes mi was at wuk in a meeting and felt the tag scratch pon mi chess. mi feel ie and bout drop dun!! The shirt is a strapless top and i had a cardigan over it, so I guess when i put the strapless one on, i didn't see it was on backwards. OOPs! Too funny!! Mi knoa yuh was hoping no wan notice A few months back , mind you I work so many diffrent shift, I awakend once in a state of panic trying to get where I needed to be, did not realize until I made it to wuk I had on two diffrent shoes Nobby could really tell, they were the same mek and color. I have a co worker who did the samething except he had on one brown shoe and the other was black!! 'Im seh 'im dressed inna deh dark suh 'im wouldn't wake 'im pickney and wifey We laughed at and teased 'im all day , he was trying to be considerate to the wifey and child.....bettah him still mek noise a dem head. weh eery body deh tiddeh? a mi wan in yah?	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-23 14:30:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	at least you have the warm climate outside fi go to........fi we...inside cold and outside colder.......... I will give dat uanyday of teh week.......can't wait fi land dung deh so.........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-22 21:01:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Hello Ladies.............How is everyone............. Kim srry to hear about your MIL.......but har foot soon cool off ........... Lita srry bout you shirt..you reallly nevah wan go in today........ Gil how are you hanging...............don't worry about that typo, I had a few tiddeh 2. Jengles.......how are you ...hope everythign is fien with the Mister. mi feel the cold inna mi bone tiddehhhhhhhhh Di "massa" had mi working so much tiddeh and to mek tings worst it was colder inside than it was outside...we had a DOH&MH inspector there and it was not until she said she was going to call her office to shut us down before the likke wukless people dem decide fi tek teh kids dem and put dem inna aone a di semi-warm room..and give di office staff dem one likke heater fi warm up.........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-22 20:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Hi ladies.........how is every body today?????// mi not trying to go outside......I can feel the breeze coming in I am on teh 14th floor of my co-op and boy is it cold. Kimmy: I am so srry to hear about Kimora.... Gill you funny nuh batty. JaTam..mi really nuh need fi hear bout you warm weather tiddeh I soon come jopin you down there......then I will be saying how warm it is while every body a freez . back to the table tomorrow......	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-21 15:11:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 20 2008, 01:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 20 2008, 12:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Jan 20 2008, 11:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 20 2008, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey Madame mi deh...mi affi go wuk tomorrow ....talk bout freezing...LAWD you haffi wuk pon MLK day ........srry fi hear that ...........NY a get from bad to worst......can't stand it no more Yes sir yah ppl no care..if mi want it mi woulda affi tek it as a PTO day..and mi need all a mi days dem fi when dem yah exam a kick mi a$$ u see it... That is DISGRACEFUL!!! Dyam Shame!!!! Maddy, I hear yah..NY is like a bloodclaat Freezer Tiddeh!!!! I sopke to Ken dis mawning han we were playing deh "This time last week..." game and I couldn't tek it when him tell mi "It's Sunshine and around 82 degrees!!!!" MI VEX!!!! One more Good month of Winter...If wi can git through February wi knoa seh deh thraw soon come!!! Dat claating badger...Groundhog...WHATEVER... bettah nuh see 'im shadow pon February 2...or 'im a guh haffi deal wid mi!!! Gill	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-20 15:36:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 20 2008, 12:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Jan 20 2008, 11:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 20 2008, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey Madame mi deh...mi affi go wuk tomorrow ....talk bout freezing...LAWD you haffi wuk pon MLK day ........srry fi hear that ...........NY a get from bad to worst......can't stand it no more Yes sir yah ppl no care..if mi want it mi woulda affi tek it as a PTO day..and mi need all a mi days dem fi when dem yah exam a kick mi a$$ u see it... oh yeah I know what you mean.........I thought my company was bad.wish you luck 2morrow.I hear it is gonna be just as cold as today	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-20 15:14:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 20 2008, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey Madame mi deh...mi affi go wuk tomorrow ....talk bout freezing...LAWD you haffi wuk pon MLK day ........srry fi hear that ...........NY a get from bad to worst......can't stand it no more	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-20 11:51:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	hello ladies, How are you guys all hanging this weekend....3 days wow..I really needed this break Jammy,....nice to meet youand Iam sorry about what happen......but everything happens for a reason....................an " This too shall Pass" Kimmy how you holding up mi chile...........lawd god it cold like a friggin freezer outtah door. Jengles........how Mr. Jengles doing.I hope he doesn't misplace anything more. I hope the totheache is gone and you are getting some aid for it.. Gill .............wha'pinmi dear chile......... Jpnesie..........how the baby...shool treating you good? Jawi where are you mi long fi see you.......can't wait fi di weddin........ Love unnu all hope mi nuh mis no body......wait deh......why Omoba deh?	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-20 11:41:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Sonshyne @ Jan 19 2008, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 19 2008, 03:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 19 2008, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey Sunny..what a gwaan..wah time u deh a work til ? Mi haffi wuk lang tiddeh mi nuh go tuh mi yaard til 9pm oh wow..dat is a long day Yea fram 1030 - 9pm	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-19 20:11:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Hello ladies................how is the day going?well, it is the end of the day so who cares...... how every body tiddeh?	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-19 20:00:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Hang in there Jengles..........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-18 14:38:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jengles @ Jan 18 2008, 10:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (brownnskinn @ Jan 18 2008, 10:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Tomorrow soon come? FI REAL!!! I am sooooo tired, I couldn't sleep last night because of a toothache I am so sorry, anbesol, it works wonders......did you get to call up your dentist? you missing fillings? I hope you feel better.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-18 11:25:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 18 2008, 08:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> **********FRIDAY CHUCKLE********** Happy Friday Everyone! We made it through another week. Hopefully we all have Dr. King's Birthday off on Monday!!! Enjoy your weekend everybody!!! Blessed, Gill P.S.- Please keep our Sistren, Yardie in your prayers. ******************************************************************************** College Dorm On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. " He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, a male Jamaican student in the crowd inquired: "How much fi a season pass?" only a dang Jamaican woulda say something like dat.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-18 11:22:00