Forum	Title	Content	Member	Sex	Country	Date/Time
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Jan 2 2008, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Happy New Year yaadies! Mi dere ah wuk tiddey so mi cyaan hadd tuh de story. Mi juss wan fe add a likkle someting fe 2008. Here goes: Psalm 23 Yaadie Style The Lord ah mi one boss, and mi nuh want fe nutten. Ah Him ah prevent mi frum tell off people dem heveryday. Ah Him ah gimmi peace, when nuff madness a gwaan roun mi. Ah Him ah remine mi fe pray and fe do heveryting widout complain, murmur or kiss mi teet. Ah Him ah remine mi dat ah Him, nuh mi job, his mi source, aldoh likkle more pay woulda nice same wey still. Ah Him dat stop mi frum mad ah daytime, an ah guide mi decision dem so mi can honor Him inna heveryting. Ah Him ah prevent mi frum buss gunshot inna de place, an turn hall mi supervisor dem inna some duppy, so mi nuh have fe go ah prison an live hamongst ah bag ah battyman and tief. Heven doh mi get one whole eap of hemail, fool fool deadline fe wuk wid, ave some co-worka dem whaa a chat mi behind mi back, some big eediat fe boss, an ah hold body dat cyan mek ie a mawnin time, mi nuh give hup because Him deh wid mi! Him presence, Him peace, an Him powa ah go see mi tru. Ah Him ah raise mi hup, heven when de eediat dem nuh promote mi ard working self, doh mi ave tree set a degree an diploma. Ah Him claim mi as fe Him hown, heven when de Babylon company threaten fe fiyah mi an mi ah threaten fi light wan fiyah an bun de whole place ah grung. Fe Him faithfulness an love betta dan any bonus check, but yuhseemi, ah check woulda elp hout nuff time. Fe Him retirement plan betta dan hevery pension plan outta road, but mi pray Him knoa dis likkle business nuh fe close dung before mi reach mi retirement. When oonu dun chat, ah Him mi ah go wuk fah fi wan laang time. So tonk yuh Lord Amen! true words.amen sistah	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-02 12:33:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Good morning everone ( ain't nothign good aboutit but I am with family so I must be polite ) and HAPPY NEW YEAR...... Hope you all have a wonderful , prosperous year, and may all your dreams and wishes come true..	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-02 12:26:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	HGapy New year all Yardies, hope you guys had a great time yesterday. I wish you all a prosperous and wonderul year.... Love you all Well Gill, mi nuh tink so, yeah nuff man wi wan get some but dem a go wan mi fi put a cro-cus bag ovah mi face fuss.....	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-01 20:51:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 30 2007, 09:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 30 2007, 09:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 30 2007, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> http://rudejam.com/g...h2006/rudeboys/ Bless-ed, Gill Lawd Gill mi almost drop offah mi chair......... . I wouldn't mind bucking up one a dem <long> man A probably wouldn't know whah fi do wid him, but dem always sey it is like riding a bicycle....... AHAHHAAA...WOIEEEEE..mek we ask Jawi she will sure know and can proly school u pon it....ahhaaa Tell her to let Mya gimme a holla..I really need some lesson.........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-30 21:14:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 30 2007, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> http://rudejam.com/g...h2006/rudeboys/ Bless-ed, Gill Lawd Gill mi almost drop offah mi chair......... . I wouldn't mind bucking up one a dem <long> man A probably wouldn't know whah fi do wid him, but dem always sey it is like riding a bicycle.......	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-30 21:02:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Awakening_1 @ Dec 30 2007, 10:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hello eberbody Mi is Jawi876 sister. I been readin the story and decided to jump en to introduce meself. I warn you my patwah is a hot mess for forgive me in advance! Here is one pic for Toya to look at. Welcome Wakey, love your pic	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-30 20:54:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 30 2007, 07:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 29 2007, 11:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ar dis Mi like dat dress!! But let's not figit our Toya has 'curves'! We want something that will enhance har body! Ok, mi a get back tuh wuk pon reading mi story!! I have been running around NYC trying fi git Ken's scavenger hunt items together!! He asked mi to bring him a Khaki Shorts outfit for Rebel Salute...arright inna deh mikkle a winter ...mi seh mi walk mi walk mi walk...mi finally find one Army Military store and got hit fi him!! Although, deh old guy behind deh counter put hit inna fi him head that I was sending it to my fiance in Iraq! I guess he missed deh Jamaica part!! Den him start fi ask mi which division 'im inna han squad...mi jus haffi talk louder han seh..."NO MY FIANCE IS IN JAMAICA!!!" "JAMAICA??? Well what deh hell is he doing there...they starting to give us trouble too??" "Well, he must be in the SEALS working covertly...Tell him I hope he squashes whatever uprising they have their so he can get back to Iraq!!" I was like "I'LL TELL HIM!!!" ...When mi tell Ken 'im need fi hurry back tuh Iraq...he was like "Which part?...Is dat a part of deh Visa sittin? Yuh haffi guh Iraq first??" A MESS!!! Bless-ed, Gill	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-30 20:37:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 28 2007, 04:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 28 2007, 04:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 28 2007, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> MADAME..U need to get a posting or else u nah go mek top ten ..mi a wuk pon hawt #2 Mi upset mon, mi only a averge 1.88 post a day.......... can you believe that........ dere is u problem..u need fi up u post mi average 6.36 posts a day jawi mi see u..get di postin	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-28 16:38:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 28 2007, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> MADAME..U need to get a posting or else u nah go mek top ten ..mi a wuk pon hawt #2 Mi upset mon, mi only a averge 1.88 post a day.......... QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 28 2007, 04:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 28 2007, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 28 2007, 03:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> when mi a go reach dey.lawd god dis tek fi evah...yeah mi now mi no have 1 heart yet but still........ I have been here since 12/05 Mi gyal mi join inna Aug 07 and mi already at Platinum status...mi nuh knoa ow many posts until mi first heart...but mi soon reach. Yuh nuh chat enuff. Lawd Jawi Yuh only been here since August?!? Mi cyaan believe dat can you believe that........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-28 16:19:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (sjb1221 @ Dec 28 2007, 03:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 28 2007, 03:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> when mi a go reach dey.lawd god dis tek fi evah...yeah mi now mi no have 1 heart yet but still........ I have been here since 12/05 Woogietail (Dru) asked you about last night. She's alive and kicking still... that is great, how is she......tell her I say hi, and season greetings. QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 28 2007, 03:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 28 2007, 03:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> when mi a go reach dey.lawd god dis tek fi evah...yeah mi now mi no have 1 heart yet but still........ I have been here since 12/05 Mi gyal mi join inna Aug 07 and mi already at Platinum status...mi nuh knoa ow many posts until mi first heart...but mi soon reach. Yuh nuh chat enuff. mi already tink mi chcat too much......I gwan come pon yah and just post fi no reason...so if you'll see some nosense post nuh sey noting...........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-28 16:02:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	when mi a go reach dey.lawd god dis tek fi evah...yeah mi now mi no have 1 heart yet but still........ I have been here since 12/05 Edited by phatmadame81, 28 December 2007 - 03:36 PM.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-28 15:35:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Look what I found in the Jamaica Portal Page Top Posting Members: #1 Savanphil #2 Elizabethnhenry #3 Yardiewife #4 nyseness #5 Minfay #6 brownnskinn #7 Jonesie #8 rhondapayter #9 Jomo's girl #10 BelwinMills Mi post so much and mi still no inna the top 10.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-28 15:30:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 28 2007, 03:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> babylon just let I loose!! good fi you, I am gonna be here until 5 tonight.........I want to quit this god forsaken agency .love the work.it is pretty easy......but the agency sucks......not to mention the pay-if you can call it that...	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-28 15:13:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (sjb1221 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 28 2007, 02:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> we were supposed to be leaving at 2:30, but don't look like it, mr jengles went outside to experience snow in flip flops and a no sleeve shirt. nuff said sounds like a Damien move...except he wears gloves and sunglasses That is funny because 14 years ago when I came here ( mind you it was a snow strom) I walked out of JFK in my sleeveless shirt and pants.........when di cold bite mi batty I was screaming and running to go back on the plane to go back to Ja.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-28 15:07:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Melodee kisses Ian deeply, and the store owner beams at them like they are newlyweds because of the amount of money they are spending in his store. As they leave the store, Melodee’s phone rings again. This time it was Delmar, and Ian takes the phone from Melodee’s waist.* Ian: What’s up? Baxsidddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeee , bright and out of order.you a go ansa di ooman phone....................heck nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-28 15:05:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Hello ladies........how you guys doing, I missed you again..... Well I for one would LOVE to leave early but this yah company yah wah mi wuk fah a di worst.......dem nah go mek me do dat unless mi tek it outta mi time........and mi need de time, mi already plan fi tek off Monday...... get a extra long weekend....... Di I and I is	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-28 12:26:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Good morning Ladies......... I am all aloone tidah??????? Nuh bady no out deh....lawd god what a echo dat............de room empty........ QUOTE (classychic77 @ Dec 27 2007, 05:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jawi you tory a gwan wid tings ..........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-28 10:41:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 27 2007, 03:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OK...Oonuh MAD tuh baxside!!! Mi jus cyatch on tuih DYT thread!!!!! A wah dat hall about eh? I was wondering what Lita was talking about wid lick mi twins....oonuh is mad as hell...but dat is hexactly why mi love oonuh!!! OK, now let mi get back tuh mi story! P.S.- I offically have a KNG # now and my case was sent to Kingston yesterday!! ...Wi getting deh!!! -Bless-ed love, Gill Yeah Gill....much props..not too long now	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-27 15:28:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 27 2007, 02:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 27 2007, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> why everytime mi run in ya everybody gone a wah mi have leprocy. , cho I feel like that all the time! I was gone because I had to go get the mail and sort it for the company. The girl who usually does it is off this week. Then I am off for an hour lunch in 40 mins. Sometimes I wish I could just skip all breaks and lunch to leave early. Sure would be nice. Thanks for the well wishes everyone! I am skipping lunch so that I can eat all I can eat at the all you can eat buffett Good thing my diet doesn't start til after the new year Man dis no good atal, fi mi timing bad nuh rattid...... I know what you talking about, I wish I had the privaledge to do that, every day I would be leaving early......... I don' tthink I can say that about a diet, Diets for me start the Monday and end the Tuesday........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-27 15:10:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 27 2007, 02:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Melodee uses her right hand to stretch her right leg slowly out and over her head. Her action places her pum square in front of Ian’s face. He is weak, and unable to resist her sweet scent. Melodee begins to grow weak from the incredible sensations of Ian’s mouth and tongue. Store Clerk: Hellllooo? Mr. Royale? Sir. I need your immediate attention at the register. Melodee: *whimpering softly in a voice heavy laden with lust* nooooooooooo….noooooooooo….please Ian. Make her wait. I’m almost there Daddy. Ian stops pleasuring Melodee and gently pushes her away from him, making sure she doesn’t fall over. He reaches into his pocket, and wipes his mouth on the silk embroidered handkerchief. Ian rezips his pants, straightens his shirt and walks out to the front of the store. Ian: I will be there in a minute. Hold on Melodee. I’m sorry baby. Get dressed. We will finish later okay. * Ian rezips his pants, straightens his shirt and walks out to the front of the store.* Do you care to tell me what was so urgent? I asked not to be disturbed. it decline....Toya use all di money fi har wedding........ , go deh my girl.mek mi shut up before Jawi gimmi one slap fi a chat har tory.......... QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 27 2007, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> does anyone have any plans for the new year ? I had plan to go to Jamaica but not gonna happen this year .....not only did christmas shopping kill my pockets, but I ain't got no need to go there now...........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-27 15:07:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	why everytime mi run in ya everybody gone a wah mi have leprocy. , cho	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-27 13:05:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 27 2007, 12:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 27 2007, 12:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ian: No. The better question is why am I holding my own d***? I don’t think you really want to make me happy. Are you selfish? Are you spoiled? Do I need to punish you? Melodee knows that he wants her to take him in her mouth, and she is not ready for that level of intimacy with him. She doesn’t care how much money he is spending today. Melodee thinks to herself that she may never give another man that pleasure after her first and only experience at it turned out so horribly wrong. ahhahaa..u tan deh..u will be holding it for a very long time if u leave it up to Melodee...hehhee , poor soul, wanda it it smell mowlyyyyyyyyyy	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-27 13:02:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 27 2007, 12:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 27 2007, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> All this time they having sex, not once have I heard about protection.Melodeeeeee..........gal him nuh all dat cleannnnnnnnn.........leavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmm aaaaaaallllllllllllllooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee, don't seh mi nevah warn you bloodcl@t.......not all that glitters is gold...........wake up and smell the coffee.......... But im rich mi gyal...im cyan have nuh nasty disease...look ow smoot im foot dem look. dat nuh mattah............ what a surprise when him fine outtttttttttttt.........and him did da play trick pon poor Toya....... What goes aroun dcomes right back around times 10////	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-27 12:56:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 27 2007, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good morning everyone Hope everyone is doing alright. Can you believe it is already Thursday?! Today is our anniversary of dating. We have officially been together for 6 years now and known each other for even longer. I can't believe it has been so long. Sure doesn't feel that long. Hubby is taking me out to dinner at a casino to celebrate! That is great, wow you guys have been together for a while.....you give us simpletons hope.. Congrats to you and hubby.......may you live to see mannnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy more	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-27 12:53:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 27 2007, 10:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ian and Melodee approach the first store, and they begin searching for the perfect dress. Melodee selects four dresses, two pantsuits, and some more casual outfits. Ian insists that she model each outfit, and if one doesn’t work, he goes to find more to take it’s place. Melodee had never tried so many clothes on at one time before. She felt like an International model or princess. Her face hurt from smiling so much. After Ian and Melodee agreed on her final wardrobe selection, he asks a store clerk to take the items to the register. He hands the clerk his American Express card, and saunters back to the dressing rooms. Melodee: Ian baby, is that you? Ian: Yeah baby it’s me. I’m coming back. Melodee: It’s okay, I’m almost dressed. I will be out in a minute. Ian: Don’t bother. I have one more thing for you to try on for size. Melodee: Really? What else is left in the store for me to try out? Ian: *Walks into Melodee’s dressing room, and locks the small door behind him. He is carrying a tiny, barely there bikini in the same cherry red as the Navigator* I want you to put this sh** on for me Gem. Before I leave Jamaica, I want a picture of you wearing it on top of that Lincoln Nav outside. Melodee: Eeehhhnn? Yuh a rude bwoy eh? Ian: I’m as rude and dirty as you need me to be baby. Now, take your hair down, and tangle your fingers in it. Pose sexy for me. I want to see that camel toe that’s been driving me insane girl. TURN AROUND! Jiggle that a** for me! Yeah. That’s that sh**! Look what you do to me Gem. I’m harder than a phocking brick right now. Let me see a #######! He** YEAH! Mr. Boombastic! Mr. Fantastic! Mr. Lover Lover. I’m about to eat you’re a** up! The chick up front will busy for a minute ringin all that sh** up. Melodee: Alrigh baby. But, what if somebody comes in? *Melodee gets caught up in the excitement of her most extravagant spending spree ever, and follows Ian’s directions to the letter. She almost screams in joy at his statement about eating her up. Melodee pats her pums, and runs her hands along her nipples and pum lips enticingly. She turns away from him, spreads her legs, looks back over her shoulder while biting her bottom lip, and placing her finger in her mouth.* Yeah I’m so happy right now. Come and get it baby. All this time they having sex, not once have I heard about protection.Melodeeeeee..........gal him nuh all dat cleannnnnnnnn.........leavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmm aaaaaaallllllllllllllooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee, don't seh mi nevah warn you bloodcl@t.......not all that glitters is gold...........wake up and smell the coffee..........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-27 10:33:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Good morning all, Yardie, I would have gone and snatch my gift from her, I don't care wht anyone would have said......she would have probably even got a taste of my hand........facety and bright.. Jawi.........so sorry to hear that, like Jengles said: I really know you wanted to reach out and touch someone.........I know I would have...........the company don't help out the employees, wow, I would turn around and take somethign of importanct from him and let him watch me sell it to get money to pay that account.......... KimmyKashi: Get verbal approval for buying back the dress go get a EXPENSIVE one and fling the reciept pon you sister...after that she will learn not to overstep you decisions when it comes to you baby.......that must have really been a confusing situation for Kimora......srry.. Hope everyone had a great Christmas. Edited by phatmadame81, 27 December 2007 - 10:17 AM.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-27 10:16:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 25 2007, 08:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Merry Christmas All, Jawi called me last night to tell me some GREAT news...JONESIE'S LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY ARRIVED LAST NIGHT!!!! His name is Gavin (my youngest son's name-Good choice-Jones!!!! ) and believe it or not she didn't have to be induced. Gavin decided to come on his own!!!! BLESSED LOVE AND CONGRATULATIONS TO JONESIE AND FAMILY ON RECIEVING THE MOST PRECIOUS CHRISTMAS PRESENT THE LORD COULD EVER BLESS THEM WITH!!!! We are all so thankful that you both made it through safe and sound!! Many blessings, Gill This is great news....congrats Jonesie Welcome Baby Gavin to the world ( great christmas gift) .................... Good Afternoon All.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-26 15:04:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 04:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> To each and every one of you (mi nah go list all of unnu and figet smaddy ) I have been so blessed to have "met" you all and to have had the opportunity to be a part of your lives and you a part of mine May you have a blessed time with family and friends and may you all enjoy the real reason for the season…the celebration of our Lord Jesus. Love you all from the bottom of my heart! Much Love, Jamie Thank you YArdie and same to you. All you ladies please enjoy this season with your family. Merry Christmas to you all.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 22:33:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Sonshyne @ Dec 21 2007, 09:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Marlita @ Dec 21 2007, 06:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fitz and Tradee wait for Toya to get behind the wheel with Mya, and for the women to pull slowly out of the hospital, before they head towards Fitz’s car. Ah Lawd Gawd! De farrin' oomen dem ah drive inna yaad!? Mi tink de same ting whe dem pull outta de hospital Mi sey tuh mi self " Lawd dem ooman mussi crazy fe drive inna yaad hall by dem self". Mi hope dem nuh run pon de pot 'ole like Ian Jawi yuh nuh mi gwaan tink pon de next ting tuh 'appen doan?? Mi tink dem gwan run pon Ian an Melodee inna de town while doing dem business.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 22:19:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 21 2007, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OK..MI no know bout everybody else but me waahn feel special TO !..mi waan knoe EVERYBODY else you nuh knoe oh much mi wan feel special TO............ I guess I gonna be doing a lot of pillow huggin tonight QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 21 2007, 03:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> good ova evilllshe no ha HIV ..but I know who does ....MELODEE u no know wah a come ur way..blasted skettel dam-dam-dddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 16:09:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 02:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 21 2007, 11:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 11:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're welcome I have been stockpiling saltfish and "eating healthy" the last few days so that this whole Christmas weekend I can eat "bad for me" JA food...saltfish, fried dumpling, regular dumpling, christmas cake, gizzada, grater cake, hardough bread, bammy...I am not going to eat one darn vegetable or healthy thing this whole weekend dang girl......... how you eat "healthy" this time a year? Well that is why I wrote "eating healthy" with quotes...cause it isn't really healthy...just healthier than I could be doing oh I see...	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:59:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE Tradee: Mi dere yere mi yout. Look mi and Mya wait pon de docta dem at St. Ann’s. Mya lick de grung a likkle dis mawnin. Nuh man…har alrigh. Mi jus bring har fe mek sure nutten nuh gwaan wid de…ummm…wid har back and foot dem. Nuh everyting criss. yeah right...unnu stop hide and tell teh people dem QUOTE Toya: Oh no! I hope everything is okay. Mya is never clumpsy. The day is shaping up rather interestingly. Okay. This too shall pass. This too shall pass! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH , see it this too shall pass QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 21 2007, 03:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> phatmadam, Don't blame we, for what was in u all along, lol I ain't blaming a single soul. , I is just saying dat, mi start get bare face since mi now seh unnu deh back mi.........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:58:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 21 2007, 11:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Goodafternoon all...... Santa was here visiting today, so I am late.he brought alot for the kids Hello Santa already visited? Your kids are lucky. Santa visited us here at work but it was WAY awkward yeah he came by my work...we had a large donation of gifts fo teh kids ( about 3 different vendors ) , I was looking something for my son, I already got him all the educational toys so heck I wanted to give him a little robot or something like that.....but nothing, this year they were cheap with the kids.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:52:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 02:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jonesie @ Dec 21 2007, 11:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 21 2007, 11:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 21 2007, 10:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jonesie @ Dec 21 2007, 01:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is she gonna end up preggers too? Mi his gwaan give oonu a quiz every week. Rememba Melodee is barren from an abortion. Jawi is getting serious on us...watch out all Give de test! Mi will do fine! Jawi...how are you doing? Everything alright? Mi knoa puttus...yuh mi star pupil. Jonesie, Gillie, Kimmy, and Lita always manage tuh find ah way tuh twist de story up wid dem hown versions. Oh and ow can mi forget PhatM. Cha *kissteet* Hahahaha Don't be jealous When I saw this I couldn't stop laughing.....	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:49:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 21 2007, 02:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 21 2007, 10:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jonesie @ Dec 21 2007, 01:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is she gonna end up preggers too? Mi his gwaan give oonu a quiz every week. Rememba Melodee is barren from an abortion. Jawi is getting serious on us...watch out all Give de test! Mi will do fine! Jawi...how are you doing? Everything alright? Mi knoa puttus...yuh mi star pupil. Jonesie, Gillie, Kimmy, and Lita always manage tuh find ah way tuh twist de story up wid dem hown versions. Oh and ow can mi forget PhatM. But Jawi mi nuh do nuttin...........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:44:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Marlita @ Dec 21 2007, 01:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 10:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Marlita @ Dec 21 2007, 10:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You just can't take retin-A until after you stop breastfeeding though so you have to use something else until then. Ask your dermatologist for what is safe while breastfeeding. i use Retin-A on my face and neck and man!....it knocks out the blemishes and wrikles in about 3 weeks you have baby face skin! I get in in Mexico....shhh!! Mexico huh? Is it pretty expensive? I have some stretchmarks from puberty I would love to get rid of them but never found something that really worked...although they all claim to no its cheap cheap in Mexico. Thats why i get it there, cause you need a prescription here and its like $30+ in the states, about $10 in mexico at la farmacia, with no prescription. But I'm close enough to the border or always know someone going there to get some. otherwise get one from your doc its lasts like a year! you see it pays to read ahead before asking, here is the answer to the question.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:41:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 01:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 21 2007, 10:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ian sits down on the shower floor, and leans back so that he is directly underneath Melodee’s parted legs. He begins to honor her commands to taste her nectar. Ian uses his tongue and fingers at the same time to explore the depths of her sticky sweetness. Melodee’s knees almost give out from the overwhelming feeling of his warm mouth combined with the hot steamy shower. She grips the cool tile with splayed fingers, and her face is flush with the surface of the wet shower wall. Melodee begins crying as wave after wave of her first multiple orgasm crashes through her body. Her trembling thighs smack the sides of Ian’s face softly. Ian gently guides Melodee away from his face, and places his back on the wall. He coaxes her to sit down on his waiting lap. Melodee immediately employs years of dancehall moves as she expertly rides his stiff tool. She wines, bounces, ticks, tocks and twirks until Ian is screaming from the intensity of his own orgasm. Wooiieee! Bwoy Jawi ah send wi home fi de holidays wid one wicked part of de story good cause mi need it... Thanks Jawi	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:38:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 01:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Marlita @ Dec 21 2007, 10:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You just can't take retin-A until after you stop breastfeeding though so you have to use something else until then. Ask your dermatologist for what is safe while breastfeeding. i use Retin-A on my face and neck and man!....it knocks out the blemishes and wrikles in about 3 weeks you have baby face skin! I get in in Mexico....shhh!! Mexico huh? Is it pretty expensive? I have some stretchmarks from puberty I would love to get rid of them but never found something that really worked...although they all claim to That sounds good, but alot of things claim towork, and never do. this does? Is it OTC or I have to get a prescrip? Help a sister out would you please...	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:35:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 21 2007, 01:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This is for people on this thread who shall remain nameless you know who you are	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:26:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jonesie @ Dec 21 2007, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 21 2007, 09:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Melodee: Eh? Jamaican? It’s called patois Ian. Ian: Yeah…yeah. Talk patios to me girl! Melodee: Alrigh mi yout. Mi ago mek yuh bawl hout when mi quint hup mi pums pon yuh star. Den mi ago sit pon yuh face like chair. Yuh wan fe nyam mi punnany Blackas? Ian: Yeah…yeah and all that! Melodee: Mi need fe see yuh ‘old a bath star! Mi dere wid yuh fe de full day, and mi nuh see yuh touch de wata. Gwaan dutty bwoy! Ian: What? Melodee: Ian. You want me to chat to you, but you don’t understand. I said “Go and freshen up, and I will wait for you out here.” Ian: Oh. Damn Shorty. It was sexier in patios. Come wash my back? I want you with me. Melodee: Alrigh…mi soon come. Gwaan go do a ting and mi soon reach. Ian: Sh**, you are sexy as he**! But, I don’t have a clue what you just said. Melodee: *kiss teet* Just go and do your thing, I will be in in a minute. Ian: Oh, okay. Don’t make me wait too long. *Dances into the bathroom as he removes his clothes. Ian can’t believe how smoothly he explained away the airport trick’s handwriting all over his chest. Melodee was mad cool because Toya would have thrown a royal bit** fest all night over it. Ian strolls over and starts the shower, then he stares at his physique in the mirror. He loves looking at himself. When the mirror fogs up from the steam, Ian slowly saunters into the walk-in shower stall. Melodee waits impatiently to hear Ian close the shower stall door, and she creeps out to the verandah with her cell phone. She exhales and dials.* RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNNNN Tru ting dat - he rode on the back of the pickup and naah freshen up fram when? Dutty bwoy! lawd what a odor a come offah him...........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 15:22:00