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Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
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Hello ladies, how is everyone doing,
I am on late today got about 6 pages to read since last night......wow


Hey Maddy,

Glad fi have yuh Gurl!!!! Yes, we been CHATTIN'!!!! laughing.gif How yuh duh?

Gill


I am fine mrs. gill, just deh ya a easy cack you nuh...............got me 4 bottles of wine, one going to dinner on Tuesday and well the next 3 ......... devil.gif devil.gif devil.gif innocent.gif innocent.gif


Dyam right Gurl...git f-ed hup call 'im and cuss his claat! Han end deh conversation wid "Yuh likkle pissa a sittin' neva duh nuttin' fuh mi hennyway!!!" BAM!! (Gurl, ain't nuttin' kill a yardmen more den telling dem dem cyaan hangle deh 'wuk'!!)devil.gif devil.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Jus' my 2 cents!

Love ya,
Gill

laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif , I might just have to take you up pon that........... ohmy.gif ohmy.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-19 15:19:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 19 2007, 01:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Update on knee - I'm going to the hospital this evening..so we will see



great, you really need to see what is up with that knee. good.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-19 15:13:00
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QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 19 2007, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Jonesie @ Dec 19 2007, 10:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Some women just don't dilate. Two friends of mine had their kids earlier in the year and were in the hospital for days on pitocin and finally were given C-sections. One of the girls was on pitocin for about 4 days (which I don't agree with at all). I'm just trying to keep all possibilities in mind so if things don't go the way I'd like (which is as drug free as possible for as long as I can) it won't be such a big let down.


You know I am hoping and praying that you get to have the birth experience you have been dreaming of. Glad to hear that you are at least open to the idea of it not happening the way you want. 4 days on Pitocin?! unsure.gif That isn't right at all no0pb.gif



No way at all...........4 days that is too much
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-19 15:11:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
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QUOTE (Jonesie @ Dec 19 2007, 12:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Happy Hump Day errybody

Bway mi pickney a tek afta him fadda an him naah even bawn yet. So wi go a doctor pon Monday an still nuttin... mad.gif mi haffi tek di non stress test tomorrow an if him naah bawn by Sunday then I call on Monday for starting induction *cha*. Mi ready like freddy fram last month.


stubborn is an understatement smile.gif ...him a test u stamina smile.gif


You know how much extra it cost if you have to stay in the hospital longer for induction of labor? I'd have to wait to dilate OR for them to C-section me AND THEN recover...*langduttykissteet* wha dem tink - a wan rhaatid money tree grow inna mi yaad? mad.gif I am at my wits end with baby boy. I bought castor oil but am scared to death to drink it. Him head get wash an dat naah wuk eidda mad.gif



my son was induced, and I didn't have to stay in longer. I was told 12 hours for me to dialate and then they would give me the other drug to induce the contractions. but he didn't follow the rules. He was born 7 hours later. whatever drug they give u makes your contractions come harder so they baby is born sooner.


Pitocin.......I had that too, after being late the little punk decided that even when the labor started he was not ready yet.

That Chinese intern and the other doctors sure learned a few words of Patoise that night-day

Edited by phatmadame81, 19 December 2007 - 03:08 PM.

phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-19 15:06:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 19 2007, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
offtopic45vn.gif blink.gif blink.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif OK...WAS I THE ONLY ONE SHOCKED AS HELL FI FIND OUT BRITNEY SPEARS LIKKLE 16YEAR-OLD SISTER IS PREGNANT! AND SHE AND DEH MUMMA A DUH HINTERVIEW WID MAGAZINE!!!!?? And wi cyaan understand why our young girls are lead a stray so easily?????? SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPS!!!!!

Well, look at the older sister.She has amount to nothing. Jaimelynn has no one to look up to......
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-19 14:56:00
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QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 18 2007, 04:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nuh boddah fi listen tuh Kimmy yah Yards...where yuh been Gurl??? Wi did miss yuh! I guess yuh busy working...surrrrrrrrps!! mad.gif Don't these people know it's a few days before Christmas and ain't no one in a 'working' mood!! whistling.gif laughing.gif

Good tuh see yuh still!

Love ya,
Gill


Busy working is an understatement I tell yuh! I work with a couple of Scrooges...they will be working on Christmas Day because "it is just another day and work will still be here to be done" blink.gif wacko.gif Well you couldn't pay me enough to be here and not with my family so do what you want to do but I won't be here no0pb.gif

Then what do they do...they schedule a HUGE audit for the 26-28th *biglongduttykissteet* So not only will we be working but we will be working hard and long. I tell you these people have no idea the meaning of Christmas and the holiday season.


So sorry to hear,for the first time in 4 years they have given us the day before Christams off, that was a fuss.
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-19 14:44:00
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QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 19 2007, 02:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hello ladies, how is everyone doing,
I am on late today got about 6 pages to read since last night......wow


Hey Maddy,

Glad fi have yuh Gurl!!!! Yes, we been CHATTIN'!!!! laughing.gif How yuh duh?

Gill


I am fine mrs. gill, just deh ya a easy cack you nuh...............got me 4 bottles of wine, one going to dinner on Tuesday and well the next 3 ......... devil.gif devil.gif devil.gif innocent.gif innocent.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-19 14:41:00
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QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 18 2007, 10:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
in the meantime pray for me...one of my knees is seriously swollen..its not really painful...I used all my sick/vacation days for the year. I used the last one yesterday because the kids were sick and now this..ugh..


Jengs I'm praying for yah..what happened to ur knee ? I know what u mean..cause I used all my days since the summer time..but I'm able to make up and do overtime so it's not that bad... Ur hubby did the same thing mine would and did...I think they (new comers) have a problem with crowds..ahhaa...if Kimora starts crying in the middle of the store he hands her to me and finds a corner...as if that is embarassing..him no see embarassing yet... laughing.gif no0pb.gif


I did miss dat part laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif ...all 'im haffi duh is gently whisper inna Kimora's ear..."Yuh waan mi fi give yuh something fi cry for?" WHAT when my Mom used to whisper that inna mi ears...mi jus start blimk QUICK and dry hup deh tear dem! laughing.gif laughing.gif

My boys doan knoa arready...If yuh embarass mi...I WILL embarass YOU!!!! yes.gif blink.gif ...Dem nuh like deh sound a dat atall! laughing.gif

Gill


I volunteer to take my son to the bathroom...that usually straighten's him up


That sounds like me.......all I have to say is come CJ, lets go to the bathroom........... laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-19 14:39:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
Hello ladies, how is everyone doing,
I am on late today got about 6 pages to read since last night......wow
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-19 14:31:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 18 2007, 10:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
in the meantime pray for me...one of my knees is seriously swollen..its not really painful...I used all my sick/vacation days for the year. I used the last one yesterday because the kids were sick and now this..ugh..



I am so sorry to hear this, do youknow why it is swollen.
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 22:12:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
Nah tell no lie doah Jene' and Desland, your father's child is a piece of work.........but, I do understand what you are saying, and thanks.

I know this too shall pass, one day.not today, not tomorrow and not next year but I am looking forward to when it will...I am trying to get pass being upset, but that is a task ...

I will keep in mind every piece of wisdom you have all passed on to me....thanks so much.. rose.gif heart.gif luv.gif heart.gif rose.gif

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QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 18 2007, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ahhaha...u nah tell mi nuttin..and mi caan carry missa man pon dem deh journey deh..no patience fi long line and dem ting deh no sah..ppl no easy now a days man



pulll up, I made the mistake of going to the supermarket the wed before thanksgiving...mr jengles started looking wild-eyed and looked at me and said "mi can't tak dis ya sinting, mi a go sit inna di car" as my grandmother would say "I couldn't even grunt" all i could say was "ok baby"



wwwwwwoooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, mi belly a bun mi.....lawd mr.jengles.
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 21:59:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 18 2007, 05:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I haven't heard anything from Jonesie so I am guessing no baby yet. Hope she is doing alright smile.gif

Hey look y'all


<---------- I got a third heart dancin5hr.gif



go deh Champion bubbler..........one day I will get there (far far farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr away from now).
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 21:38:00
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QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 18 2007, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 18 2007, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because it takes a huge piece out of you as a woman to accept that this is something that you have no control over and can't fix! We are fixers...we fix everything, boo-boo's, dinner, paying bills, etc...So why can't we fix this too!? Because a relationship takes more than ONE person and you can ONLY control YOURSELF and YOUR actions, no one elses!!

So then you make a decision ...can I live with this person total and utter disrespect or lack of concern for my feelings or do I move on? Most times (at least in my case) it was just easy to stick with the devil I knew! However, by doing that little by little you are murdering (yes and I do mean MURDERING) your self-esteem and self-worth! You start to believe that you deserve to be treated in such a manner and you are not worthy of a better man. Even as far as you are so F-ed up that you are lucky that he still shows interest and 'SAYS' he loves you!

Gill heart.gif Very well said! The bolded stuff above, especially, couldn't be closer to the truth.

Maddy (((BIG HUGS))) Sorry that you are going through this. I can only imagine how hard this is for you and your son. Keep the faith and know that God will keep and protect you through this hard time. We are all here to support you as well rose.gif



Thanks Yardie
I love you guys too, thanks for lending me your ears heart.gif rose.gif heart.gif

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Gosh the minute I show up the place is a ghost town! Where did everyone go? unsure.gif



hahahaa..woooiieeee ! laughing.gif u neva get di memo.."when Jamie sign in everyone run"...ahhaaa


laughing.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 21:37:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
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QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 18 2007, 08:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
CORPORATE HOLIDAY MEMO:
December 1st
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take
place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be
lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols.
Feel free to sing along! And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up
dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of
gifts among employees can be done at that time. No gift should be
over $10.
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Patty Lewis
Human Resources Director
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December 2nd
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish
employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that
often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this
year). However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party."
The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at
this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols
sung. Happy Holidays to you and your family.
Patty Lewis
Human Resources Director
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December 3rd
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics
Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate
this request. However, don't forget, if I put a sign on the table
that reads, "AA Only," you won't be anonymous anymore. In addition,
forget about the gifts exchange. No gifts will be allowed since the
union members feel that $10 is too much money.
Patty Lewis
Human Researchers Director
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December 7th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest
from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the
restrooms. All Gay men are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not
have to sit with the gay men; each will have their own table. Yes,
there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table. Happy
now?
Patty Lewis
Human Racehorses Director
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December 9th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
People, people -- nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO
to play Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to
be "Satan," there is no evil connotation to our own "little man in
a red suit."
Patty Lewis
Human Ratraces
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December 10th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
Vegetarians --I've had it with you people!! We're going to hold
this party at Luigi's Open Pit, whether you like it or not. You can
just sit at the table farthest from the "grill of death," as you
put it, and you'll get salad bar only, including hydroponic
tomatoes. But, you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream
when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them right
now...Ha! I hope you all have a rotten holiday!

Drive drunk and die, you hear me?
Patty Lewis
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December 14th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy
recovery from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward
your cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management
has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the
afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.
Happy Holidays!
Terri Bishop
Acting Human Resources Director



ROFDWL!!!!! HA HA!!!! this is so funny! I was just talking to people in the offive about all the PC ####### that makes it so difficult to have a belief in anything anymore. I'm gonna send this to my co-workers. They will get a kick out of it.


Merry CHRISTMAS!!!!



I was wondering all about this , I shared it with my co-worker and she fell out laughing. It is funny though because of all times they decide to give us 12/24 off........Normally we are here working (well they do laughing.gif)
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 16:08:00
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Lawd ah massi...JAWI, MI REACH, 2000+ post fi read. Whoaiii, weh mi ah go do. Time to get to di reading. I will see you all on page 140+ in a few days (mi read faass)...pray fi mi...



laughing.gif laughing.gif by the time you are finish you will have gotten quite afew hearts and the name mouthamassi.lol

laughing.gif laughing.gif Yo...mi love fi chat wid mi peeps.

phatmadame, I haven't read all the recent posts, but I get the impression that you have decided to part ways with your SO. I am so sorry to hear and I pray that God will ease your pain. Know that we love you lots and we will keep you up in prayers. I'll be standing in the gap for you love. (((HUGS)))



Thank you JaTam.......yes please keep me in your prayes........
I love you guys just the same too. What a great community we have built, all because of this fcuked-up-piece of sh!t-nogood-causing two timers to prey on innocent US citizen journey( do not take any offense to this, just venting).

How Jawi doing?

Jonesie's little one is here yet?

QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 18 2007, 03:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Alright...mi couldn't kibba mi mout'. Mi dis ah si di character dem an' mi caan wait fi si di movie!!!! What a 'tory. Jawi, hurry up and put di book together...mi ah wait fi buy it at Barnes & Nobles, Amazon.com...weh eva...ah di bes Christmas gift mi coulda gi. Aaron ah wonda wah mek mi a laugh out so...di tory sweet mi...
Nuh tell mi nuttin, but Melodee ah go limb up smaddy ra$$, nuh true.



I would love to see this on DVD..........Jawi you got a hit on your hands good.gif good.gif

WEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL whistling.gif whistling.gif whistling.gif whistling.gif, I guess we all gonna find out soon blush.gif blush.gif blush.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 16:04:00
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QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 18 2007, 11:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mornign Ladies,

Thanks for all the kind words
I am holding up but it gets harder by the day especially now in this season.I guess I choose a bad time of the year to call it quits.

Yes he is looking forward to Christmas....it is all he speaks about every day.....he is so cute.........but to make matters worst I am taking it all out on him........I need a break from this all.

How did you guys get over this, did it take long?
While going through it did you ever think you are doing something wrong and want to go back and try and fix it?


Maddy,
Like Kim says it really does take time...time does heal MOST! However, going through a break-up with someone that you have a child with is always a challenge. I actually separated from my ex after 2 years of marriage and 'tried' to make it work separately for SIX years!! If he hadn't of gotten another woman pregnant, I would probably still be 'trying'!

Because it takes a huge piece out of you as a woman to accept that this is something that you have no control over and can't fix! We are fixers...we fix everything, boo-boo's, dinner, paying bills, etc...So why can't we fix this too!? Because a relationship takes more than ONE person and you can ONLY control YOURSELF and YOUR actions, no one elses!!

So then you make a decision ...can I live with this person total and utter disrespect or lack of concern for my feelings or do I move on? Most times (at least in my case) it was just easy to stick with the devil I knew! However, by doing that little by little you are murdering (yes and I do mean MURDERING) your self-esteem and self-worth! You start to believe that you deserve to be treated in such a manner and you are not worthy of a better man. Even as far as you are so F-ed up that you are lucky that he still shows interest and 'SAYS' he loves you!

For me, my thinking was I'm fat, black and a mom of two...we have our girlfriends telling us there is a man-shortage every other minute, so seriously who was I going to get? I'm lucky to have dis pissa man.

But finally, when he told me that he got another woman pregnant. I had to draw the line and ask...Ok Gill, we know you don't love yourself ...but how much do you HATE yourself and what kind of example am I setting for my two African-American young men?

I took a stand for me and file dmy divorce paperwork (shocked the hell outta him-neva thought I had the guts) and resigned myself to the idea that it was better to live alone than to live without self...no more men. Because obvioulsy like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman I am a bum-magnet!

My divorce was finalized in October of 2006 and in November (the VERY next MONTH) after swearing off men and being seriously done...I met Ken. This time around I KNEW what I wanted and what I WOULD NOT AND COULD NOT settle for!! I would be doing no more settling. I was worthy of only the best and I found it...finally!! So its true what they say, G-d never closes a door without opening a window...but Maddy you have to close the door first!

How do I get through single motherhood? Honestly in the beginning I really tried to be super Mom...24/7 kids,kids, kids...then I realized the quality of time I was spent with them was horrible, because I was snapping, shouting and a scary individual. Then I asked my father, sister uncle , neighbor to watch my boys for a few hours once a month and I take myself out on a date! I can go to the movies...I can go to the hairdresser and nail salon...whatever I do I get to focus on my needs and my wants for a few hours once a month! Time for myself, by myself to me just me...just Gill! Then I can go back to Mother, Daughter, employee and all the other titles and caps I wear!

You need to do this for yourself Maddy...because what kind of Mom are you going to be for your son if your not there both physically or mentally.

So Baby Girl, I say all this to say...DON'T LOSE SIGHT OF YOU!!!! YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, FUNNY YOUNG WOMAN that has so much to offer ANY MAN!! YOU ARE ROYAL and as soon as you see that everyone else will...but it starts with you first!

Please feel free to reach out and ask any question or PM anyone of us. I meant what I said...I've been here for a few months now and we may bicker and fight...but we are still FAM!!

Blessed love always heart.gif heart.gif,

Gill

P.S.- Yuh waan fi chat bout ramblin'...look pon MI!! laughing.gif laughing.gif Most of the fam is used to my lenghty personal insight laughing.gif tongue_ss.gif


Check you pm.

you nuh see nuttin yet look pon you pm you weh see rambling laughing.gif laughing.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 15:57:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 18 2007, 01:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
phatmadam,

do u have a gamestop store near you...the used games are pretty cheap in his age group (if u can find them)...I spent $30 on a new game and the child played it once, chat bout VEX...


laughing.giflaughing.gif, I know what you mean I did the same thing too spent almost $50 and he played it once and put it down headbonk.gif headbonk.gif I had to give it to my sister's boyfriend.......
so I either get them from gamestop or Amazon, or I even try the used game stores...I think there is one close by me and ther eis also one by my mom on Flatbush in Brooklyn, but I prefer the internet, then I get a free shipping code....just to wait a few days is ok
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 14:58:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 18 2007, 01:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lawd ah massi...JAWI, MI REACH, 2000+ post fi read. Whoaiii, weh mi ah go do. Time to get to di reading. I will see you all on page 140+ in a few days (mi read faass)...pray fi mi...



laughing.gif laughing.gif by the time you are finish you will have gotten quite afew hearts and the name mouthamassi.lol
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 14:52:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 18 2007, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Madame"..nothing I say or anyone for that matter will make things better until time has healed your ache, only then will it really get better. How old is ur son ? how is ur SO dealing ? Holidays are tough u gotta pull it together and hold ur boy, cause remember he can sense your emotions...try to be strong and hang in there...this too shall pass..only salvation lasts forever...so much much hugs and heart.gif rose.gif to yah...mi deh pon di gully slide wid u zeen !!

Jengles..that was pretty funny laughing.gif laughing.gif yes.gif



Thanks ladies, I really need this support.

I wish I could speed up time fo this to get better, I do, I cann't stand being in this slump. My baby is 5 ( I better not let him hear me say that, he would chew my head off). I could careless how that two-timing no good SOB is dealing.
I am getting teary eyed reading your post. Thanks Gill.

UI am gonna use this to benifit me, once all this is done I promise myself that I am gonna make a come back I am gonna loose all the weight I put on with him and not do a Mya but just enjoy life......Thanks fi joining mi ooman.

It is funny because I just realize that you guys know more about me and my situation than my family ( I just don't want to hear the I told you so speech)
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 13:11:00
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QUOTE (Marie87 @ Dec 17 2007, 11:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mornin everyone! It feels so good to be on school holiday but I won't be in JA cuz the plane fare too dare crying.gif

Gill - When is rebel salute? And do you know the line up for this year? I've never been and my SO says its always a good show.



Hey Marie...welcome back!! Studies and school work done!!?? Not Skylarking like some people wi knoa...right? whistling.gif wink.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Rebel Salute is January 12, 2008 in St Elizabeth. they announce the official line up on December 27, 2007. However, it is the 15th year Anniversary and everybody is banging pon Tony Rebel door fi git in! I just waan fi knoa seh Jah Cure a guh be dehso!! I CAN'T WAIT!!! Although mi arready tell Ken...mi a guh haffi eat good before wi guh...cause dem nuh ave NO MEAT ATALL!!!! Strictly Veg, fruit and 'ERB laughing.gif wink.gif !!

Bless-ed,
Gill


Thanks for the info. I'll have school but if Air Jamaica has any special I'll try go for the wknd. But I would LOVE to see Jah Cure



If you go down enjoy the sun for me too......

QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 18 2007, 12:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Madame...I just saw ur siggy and I'm sorry, u don't have to answer me...I totally understand

Did Jonsie have the baby yet whistling.gif
Where is Jawi..mi affi go call her



Thanks Kimmy,
I am here holding on.can't do anything about it really it was inevitable....
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 13:02:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 18 2007, 11:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
phatmadam

breakups are hard and can take years to get over and yes sometimes the feelings are there to go back and to make sure you are doing the right thing..but only you know that..

now we both know that little son of yours is totally innocent and needs Mommy now more than ever to let him know that everything is right in the world...get into the celebration for him and pay him lots of extra attention and start some new traditions if possible..


I know that I do not need to go back and try to fix anything with him...he a liar a cheater he is just a low down dirty ........forget it


I know he is innocent to this all, but I am just so out of it
I know he needs me more than ever,but I can only give sooooooo much. I have prpide myself on being the best mom ever, but this Christmas this few upcoming months/years might not be my best.. crying.gif crying.gif helpsmilie.gif I am trying to get into the celebration but I still want to have that other person there for me, I sound selfish i know but .oh sh!t I feel like breaking down crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif crying.gif .
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 12:59:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 18 2007, 11:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
CORPORATE HOLIDAY MEMO:
December 1st
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take
place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be
lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols.
Feel free to sing along! And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up
dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of
gifts among employees can be done at that time. No gift should be
over $10.
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Patty Lewis
Human Resources Director
----------------------
December 2nd
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish
employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that
often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this
year). However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party."
The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at
this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols
sung. Happy Holidays to you and your family.
Patty Lewis
Human Resources Director
----------------------
December 3rd
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics
Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate
this request. However, don't forget, if I put a sign on the table
that reads, "AA Only," you won't be anonymous anymore. In addition,
forget about the gifts exchange. No gifts will be allowed since the
union members feel that $10 is too much money.
Patty Lewis
Human Researchers Director
----------------------
December 7th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest
from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the
restrooms. All Gay men are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not
have to sit with the gay men; each will have their own table. Yes,
there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table. Happy
now?
Patty Lewis
Human Racehorses Director
----------------------
December 9th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
People, people -- nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO
to play Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to
be "Satan," there is no evil connotation to our own "little man in
a red suit."
Patty Lewis
Human Ratraces
----------------------
December 10th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
Vegetarians --I've had it with you people!! We're going to hold
this party at Luigi's Open Pit, whether you like it or not. You can
just sit at the table farthest from the "grill of death," as you
put it, and you'll get salad bar only, including hydroponic
tomatoes. But, you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream
when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them right
now...Ha! I hope you all have a rotten holiday!

Drive drunk and die, you hear me?
Patty Lewis
----------------------
December 14th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy
recovery from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward
your cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management
has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the
afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.
Happy Holidays!
Terri Bishop
Acting Human Resources Director



Oh my god I am dying here, this is hilarious. laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

I need these
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 12:39:00
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hahahaa..Gill u too funny...Vj nah pay fi di yah Masters ..so, until den all A papers...ahahahaa
wid u mad self laughing.gif yes.gif



THAT'S ROY-IGHT!!!!

Love yah...yuh doan nuh mi mad from lang time!
Bless- Bless,
Gill

laughing.gif laughing.gif



long long time smile.gif...how the boys ?


Dem good..ah drive mi bloodcl**t crazy cause dem keep switching up wah dem waan fi Christmas...it's about to be a pissa coal in a second!! Surfing ebay all mawning looking fi one likkle foo-foo video game... Den mi git a "revised" blink.gif letter tuh Santa yesterday hasking for a Wii!!! Mi haffi give hit tuh dem straight...Santa mailbox LACKHOFF!!! :angry: sad.gif A wait til last minute fi spring sittin like dat pon poor Santa!! laughing.gif

How bout Kimora...wah she looking for?

Gill


that is too cute, a revised letter from Santa...my child don't know nothing bout no santa list...he came home a chat bout Kwanza...

That is so funny, because mine did the same...Kwanzee this Kwanza that................
Hear him: Mommy you cel-bar-a- teeeee Kwan ( I was cracking up)
So I said spell what you talking about he said qurbzs (laughing.gif he is the funniest), it is a good thing he is only 5 or I would have some serious problemssssssssss

My son came in today and said, my christmas tree is so small I want you to decorate it more, oh yeah tell Santa that he should becareful and not knock it over with his stomach..........I was dying.........

How you ladies holding up..........8 days more to go, and then it is Christmas....
Jawi how ar eyou?
JOnesie....how are you doing???????

Gill hush you can't help it with kids, watch and see even Christams day they gonna ask for somethign else. Fi i him dis a get the Leapster l-mas the leapfrog tv game and some games for his gameboy and Playstsion 2wwith a few other EDUCATIONAL toys............



How does your son like the leapfrog stuff, my son only likes it when the cartridges have charcacters from the TV i.e. Diego, dora and stuff like that. I'm replacing his V-tech learning system for x-mas, he thinks he's playing video games and I don't let him think any differently. he's getting the transformers voice changer for x-mas, funny how he knows all about transformers and didn't even see the movie.


He has not seen them yet, I told him that Santa was getting him the stuff and whatever he saw in my closets( yeah I know that little boy goes through my closet, he thinks I don't know laughing.gif) belongs to his cousin.

He has seen it advertise and I should him pictures ( I said santa email me them and want to know if tha tis what he wants, he liked them but asked for spiderman games to go with it..( I got him the spiderman cartridge and scooby doo).

I am looking on gamestop for some cartridge to go withteh gameboy advance and the playstation 2.. he should be happy.

Looking at it these kids get a lot, remeber when we were younger and we had to get grass from outside in the yard to make a doll ( those where the days-when things were easy).
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 12:35:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 18 2007, 09:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
so last night we're watching the news and hear about two guys that escaped from prison in new jersey, they used a piece of wire to dig a tunnel through cement blocks, than used a piece of pipe for something else and crawled thru the tunnel to the roof and jumped from the roof across 15 feet over barbed wire and down 30 feet.

after the person finishes saying everything they did to escape. mr jengles turns to me and says "see dem two man deh, me nah ramp wid dem" I almost fell of the couch


Lol, mr jengles you not the only one who nah ramp wod demmmmm. Gotta go make a few calls to them people in NJ.
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 12:03:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 18 2007, 09:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning All,

good.gif FIRST AND FOREMOST...GOOD LUCK SHARON & OMAR (KINGSTONJAMAICA)... good.gif sending you nothing but POSITIVE VIBES!!! good.gif

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JA TAM...Wishing you and Aaron MANY MANY MANY more years of happiness together and a FRUITFUL 2008!!! luv.gif

Bless-ed love to all,
Gill

P.S.- Hope everyone has a great day and hopefully all Christmas shopping is done or whining down at this point blink.gif (I know mine ain't laughing.gif )
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****
Gizzadas For Her Husband

An elderly Jamaican man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Jamaican pastry, 'Gizzada' wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally dozens of Gizzadas.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the Gizzada was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a Gizzada at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a 'dutch-pot' by his wife......
'Move yu back-side!" she said, "Dem ya a fe you nine-nite."


laughing.gif
That is too funny
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 12:01:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Dec 18 2007, 07:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 17 2007, 11:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You are welcome, that is funny though, you really do have a cute baby
Yes it has come to an end, but THIS TOO SHALL PASS......
thanks for caring though.
Jawi's story is my distraction right now along with my son...(bites because he looks like him and he is constantly asking for him)
Rambling..srry.......
I am gonna turn in.

Good night ladies.

Listen here woman, if you can't ramble here, where can you?
Ramble as much and as often as you need to, most of us have been through it in one way or another.....
I know the feeling about mirror image!!!
But you have a blessing there...I find no matter how sad I've been, my son always got me through, just by being him......Is your son looking forward to Christmas?

Hugs and much love to you......

Mornign Ladies,

Thanks for all the kind words
I am holding up but it gets harder by the day especially now in this season.I guess I choose a bad time of the year to call it quits.

Yes he is looking forward to Christmas....it is all he speaks about every day.....he is so cute.........but to make matters worst I am taking it all out on him........I need a break from this all.

How did you guys get over this, did it take long?
While going through it did you ever think you are doing something wrong and want to go back and try and fix it?
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-18 11:28:00
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QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Dec 17 2007, 06:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My son doesn't know about writing letters to Santa lol....
He's getting the new slim PSP, an mp3 player, a toy ATM machine and some other bits...



That little boy of yours is sooooooooooooo cute.......... you and your husband sure can re-produce well good.gif good.gif .

thanks, funny thing is, someone said the same thing to me yesterday...I see your journey has come to an end..hope it isn`t too hard for you....

You are welcome, that is funny though, you really do have a cute baby
Yes it has come to an end, but THIS TOO SHALL PASS......
thanks for caring though.
Jawi's story is my distraction right now along with my son...(bites because he looks like him and he is constantly asking for him)
Rambling..srry.......
I am gonna turn in.

Good night ladies.
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-17 23:45:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Dec 17 2007, 06:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My son doesn't know about writing letters to Santa lol....
He's getting the new slim PSP, an mp3 player, a toy ATM machine and some other bits...



That little boy of yours is sooooooooooooo cute.......... you and your husband sure can re-produce well good.gif good.gif .
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-17 19:13:00
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QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 17 2007, 06:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 17 2007, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hahahaa..Gill u too funny...Vj nah pay fi di yah Masters ..so, until den all A papers...ahahahaa
wid u mad self laughing.gif yes.gif



THAT'S ROY-IGHT!!!!

Love yah...yuh doan nuh mi mad from lang time!
Bless- Bless,
Gill

laughing.gif laughing.gif



long long time smile.gif...how the boys ?


Dem good..ah drive mi bloodcl**t crazy cause dem keep switching up wah dem waan fi Christmas...it's about to be a pissa coal in a second!! Surfing ebay all mawning looking fi one likkle foo-foo video game... Den mi git a "revised" blink.gif letter tuh Santa yesterday hasking for a Wii!!! Mi haffi give hit tuh dem straight...Santa mailbox LACKHOFF!!! :angry: sad.gif A wait til last minute fi spring sittin like dat pon poor Santa!! laughing.gif

How bout Kimora...wah she looking for?

Gill


that is too cute, a revised letter from Santa...my child don't know nothing bout no santa list...he came home a chat bout Kwanza...

That is so funny, because mine did the same...Kwanzee this Kwanza that................
Hear him: Mommy you cel-bar-a- teeeee Kwan ( I was cracking up)
So I said spell what you talking about he said qurbzs (laughing.gif he is the funniest), it is a good thing he is only 5 or I would have some serious problemssssssssss

My son came in today and said, my christmas tree is so small I want you to decorate it more, oh yeah tell Santa that he should becareful and not knock it over with his stomach..........I was dying.........

How you ladies holding up..........8 days more to go, and then it is Christmas....
Jawi how ar eyou?
JOnesie....how are you doing???????

Gill hush you can't help it with kids, watch and see even Christams day they gonna ask for somethign else. Fi i him dis a get the Leapster l-mas the leapfrog tv game and some games for his gameboy and Playstsion 2wwith a few other EDUCATIONAL toys............
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-17 19:09:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
Happy Sunday ladies, now it is back to work tomorrow...
I wish everyday was Saturday
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-16 15:49:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (jawi876 @ Dec 14 2007, 04:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tradee holds the door ajar for the nurse, and follows behind her.

Tradee: Is something wrong with my fiancée or my baby?

Nurse: Eh? So yuh nuh married tuh har? Mi bwoy mi cyan help but notice yuh. Yuh sweet. Soon yuh farrin ooman go back hovaseas, and yuh gwaan need wan next big ooman fe warm yuh bed. Beg yuh numba Ras. Mi will mek yuh happy fe tru. Mi his ard working and a Christian.

Tradee: Bwoy mi neva knoa ooman can craven so! Big oomens nuh need fe beg de hood. Yuh brite eh? Yuh call mi hout ere fe chat foolfool business inna mi aize doan? Nuh sar. Mi nuh rate slackness mi gyal. Chat bout Christian. Mi his Rasta, so nutten nuh wuk wid we. Likkle more.

Nurse: Yuh knoa sey big ooman nuh fight ova man. Mi neva mind share yuh doh. Mi pums tite star. Mi neva breed all til now. Yuh wan pickney? Mi can give yuh nuff pickney Rasta. Whaa mek? Oh mi get ie. Yuh ah look a greencard doan? Gwaan tru Rentadred. Eh Eh! *kiss teet*

Tradee: *kiss teet*

Tradee dismisses the wayward nurse and walks down the hall in search of the doctor. With no luck, he goes outside the building to call Toya and Fitz.


FAKE CHRISTIAN....... laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif , put har inna har place yah my youth laughing.gif laughing.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-14 16:51:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
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oooh im hooked on this story like a jamaican on ganja!!


laughing.gif laughing.gif Ohhhh Shrewdie luv.gif , no0pb.gif "Et tu Brute?'...better to say 'like a Rastafarian on Ganja'...all Jamaicans don't smoke ganja. My parents are as Jamaican as they come and neither one of them has ever touched the stuff! no0pb.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

No worries Chica, the story is addicting!!! Coming along very NOICELY, Mistress Jaws!! good.gif

Blessed, Gill



No matter how I try I can't leavethis story alone..................I have been popping in and out hoping Jawi posted something..........

I want har fi have a false positive and mek she( mya) and Travis haffi try ovah........wwwwwwwwwoooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee (sex, sex and more sex)


Bwoy maddy, yuh 'ave hit plan hout eh? Doan sound tuh bad though...especially deh "try ovah and ovah and OVAH!!!" (Shhhhh, mi like dat part tuh!!) laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif good.gif

Gill


Well is the only ting mi have fi hold me devil.gif blush.gif and if they practise some more, I am bound to get some newness from it........ devil.gif devil.gif devil.gif innocent.gif innocent.gif innocent.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-14 16:01:00
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The nurse rolls her eyes at Mya ruefully, and watches Tradee with unconcealed want. She can’t believe that she has never run into him in St. Ann. She sighs loudly and leaves the room. Oh how she would love to burst their happy little baby bubble.

Mya: I don’t want to fight anymore Travis. Please. I love you, not your brother. I have never loved your brother. He told me that he either didn’t use condoms with me, or that he damaged the ones he did use. I thought I was being so careful. I feel horrible. I want this to be our baby Travis. But…but what if it really is Delmar’s child?

Tradee: Hush babes. He only tried to rattle you. You and I both know the night you got pregnant. You felt it right? I know that I did. We don’t need a DNA test to know that I’m the baby’s father.

Tradee walks up to Mya, and stands between her delicately parted legs. He kisses her tenderly. Mya warms under his ardent attention. She wraps her arms around his neck as she pulls him in closer. Soon, they are fully reclining on the examination table completely becoming engrossed in the heat of the moment.

Nurse: Eeehhhnnn? EXCUSE MI! Dis his not oonu bedroom. Mi beg yuh fe show some small level of respect and broughtupsy! Cha. The doctor asked me to advise you that he had a small emergency, and he will be in shortly.

Tradee: Eh? Missus…mi juss wan fe knoa if mi breed har. Yuh knoa de results same wey as de doctor doan? Whaa gwaan?

Nurse: Mista Rasta, mi his nuh at liberty to discuss de details of the examination. The docta soon come. *Looks around nervously* Hactually, can mi chat tuh houtside wan minute Ras?

Tradee: Yeah man. Mya mi soon come. Yuh need hennyting?

Mya: No baby. I’m just going to lie here and relax for a minute. Go ahead.


What is it, I do not trust this woman one bit..........
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2007-12-14 15:59:00
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QUOTE (jawi876 @ Jan 2 2008, 09:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mi his sorry. Mi sweetie called, and we are not dealing with the separation well at all. Why is it so much harder now than when he was in Jamaica? He got a prepaid phone so he doesn't have to tie up the phone at the house he is staying in...but the reception is horrible.

Mi shoulda pain mi...de two of we sound so pitiful, and mi nuh knoa whaa fe do tuh cheer im up. Mi need tree hof dem drinks tuh.

Let mi see if dis wuk now:

Melodee's dress:



So sorry to hear that your shoulder is paining you..I know it is hard to deal with your "sweetie" not being there but come take a drink wid wi..........you dey pon meds you sure you can have them? laughing.gif no0pb.gif

I LOVE Melodee's dress. yes.gif yes.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2008-01-03 12:04:00
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QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 2 2008, 08:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Classy mek one fi me and Madame deh... laughing.gif laughing.gif


I need more like 3.laughing.gif laughing.gifI wouldn't be able to walk straight after but I want to be numb........ laughing.gif laughing.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2008-01-02 20:45:00
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Fi mi year start out pon the wron foot.......

Fuss.this likke eeidiat boy com start cuss me fi no reason.....mi kinda like him so mi mek that gwan...but it a raise mi blood pressue seh mi couldn't.no wouldn't cuss him out good and proper.
Then mi girlfriend from Florida come a NY and we were going to hang she go carry har husband and him family......granted mi nuh mine di pikney dem, fi bad buoy di dideh......but I am going through some stuff and she brought him around all lovey dovey and crapppppppp mad.gif mad.gif

Then to make matters worst the likkle dutty buoy whah mi married come call mi. yes mi call him last night, but it normally takes him a week or more to call me back.........talking bout." Oh you busy .....( getting all upset) I gwan call you lata....you man must be there...............who gives him the rightttttttttttttttttttt...I wanted to sah scunt you aint got the right to be questioning me............but I miss him so much all I could do was say, no nothing like that hon, I am just waking and getting ready for work.
Then mi com a work and the first thing mi see " I DON'T LIKE YOUR PRINTER!!!!!!!!!!" all I could do was turn and walk out my office and ask someone if they know where my office is because apparently that is not mine........... then like about 10 people rush me at the same time , asking for keys to copies..I got fed up and walked out.The social worker, ran back to her office and called me on the phone........ laughing.gif laughing.gif , it not really funny because I felt like everything was coming down on me........
Then I have this big project doing and because I am sitting in teh main office by the phone, everytime teh phone rings, I gotta answer it...the old fart they have in the next office won't even pick it up..........( well I could get up but that means I won't be able to log in and check on here.)

Mek mi stop.....Gill I think I gotta push this true laughing.gif yes.gif yes.gif laughing.gif biggrin.gif
Mek mi go home and get a noice drink cause THIS TOO SHALL PASS



Lawd Jesus! Mek mi stop han get mi hown glass fi wine afta reading dis ere! I know how those days go Maddy! Like Gill seh This Too Shall Pass. Just keep yuh self busy hup wit lotta tings yuh kno. heart.gif

yes.gif yes.gif


Sorry you had such a rough day Phatty. I hope that tomorrow is better.

The way things are going I think it will be better devil.gif devil.gif

QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 2 2008, 07:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Madame..don't feel bad bout yuh day..casue mi an u inna di same bout..I think I snapped at every patient that came in today smile.gif laughing.gif and mi neva give a dyam..well at that moment


laughing.gif laughing.gif it must be a sickness going around.....a 24 hr bug laughing.gif laughing.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2008-01-02 20:19:00
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QUOTE (Marlita @ Jan 2 2008, 05:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Jan 2 2008, 11:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fi mi year start out pon the wron foot.......

Fuss.this likke eeidiat boy com start cuss me fi no reason.....mi kinda like him so mi mek that gwan...but it a raise mi blood pressue seh mi couldn't.no wouldn't cuss him out good and proper.
Then mi girlfriend from Florida come a NY and we were going to hang she go carry har husband and him family......granted mi nuh mine di pikney dem, fi bad buoy di dideh......but I am going through some stuff and she brought him around all lovey dovey and crapppppppp mad.gif mad.gif

Then to make matters worst the likkle dutty buoy whah mi married come call mi. yes mi call him last night, but it normally takes him a week or more to call me back.........talking bout." Oh you busy .....( getting all upset) I gwan call you lata....you man must be there...............who gives him the rightttttttttttttttttttt...I wanted to sah scunt you aint got the right to be questioning me............but I miss him so much all I could do was say, no nothing like that hon, I am just waking and getting ready for work.
Then mi com a work and the first thing mi see " I DON'T LIKE YOUR PRINTER!!!!!!!!!!" all I could do was turn and walk out my office and ask someone if they know where my office is because apparently that is not mine........... then like about 10 people rush me at the same time , asking for keys to copies..I got fed up and walked out.The social worker, ran back to her office and called me on the phone........ laughing.gif laughing.gif , it not really funny because I felt like everything was coming down on me........
Then I have this big project doing and because I am sitting in teh main office by the phone, everytime teh phone rings, I gotta answer it...the old fart they have in the next office won't even pick it up..........( well I could get up but that means I won't be able to log in and check on here.)

Mek mi stop.....Gill I think I gotta push this true laughing.gif yes.gif yes.gif laughing.gif biggrin.gif
Mek mi go home and get a noice drink cause THIS TOO SHALL PASS



Lawd Jesus! Mek mi stop han get mi hown glass fi wine afta reading dis ere! I know how those days go Maddy! Like Gill seh This Too Shall Pass. Just keep yuh self busy hup wit lotta tings yuh kno. heart.gif

yes.gif yes.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2008-01-02 19:17:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
Kim, once you finishyou will see the benifits......... wink.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2008-01-02 14:42:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 2 2008, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (jawi876 @ Jan 2 2008, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Happy New Year yaadies! Mi dere ah wuk tiddey so mi cyaan hadd tuh de story. Mi juss wan fe add a likkle someting fe 2008. Here goes:

Psalm 23 Yaadie Style

The Lord ah mi one boss, and mi nuh want fe nutten.
Ah Him ah prevent mi frum tell off people dem heveryday.
Ah Him ah gimmi peace, when nuff madness a gwaan roun mi.

Ah Him ah remine mi fe pray and fe do heveryting widout complain, murmur or kiss mi teet.
Ah Him ah remine mi dat ah Him, nuh mi job, his mi source, aldoh likkle more pay woulda nice same wey still.
Ah Him dat stop mi frum mad ah daytime, an ah guide mi decision dem so mi can honor Him inna heveryting.
Ah Him ah prevent mi frum buss gunshot inna de place, an turn hall mi supervisor dem inna some duppy, so mi nuh have fe go ah prison an live hamongst ah bag ah battyman and tief.

Heven doh mi get one whole eap of hemail, fool fool deadline fe wuk wid, ave some co-worka dem whaa a chat mi behind mi back, some big eediat fe boss, an ah hold body dat cyan mek ie a mawnin time, mi nuh give hup because Him deh wid mi!

Him presence, Him peace, an Him powa ah go see mi tru.
Ah Him ah raise mi hup, heven when de eediat dem nuh promote mi ard working self, doh mi ave tree set a degree an diploma.
Ah Him claim mi as fe Him hown, heven when de Babylon company threaten fe fiyah mi an mi ah threaten fi light wan fiyah an bun de whole place ah grung.

Fe Him faithfulness an love betta dan any bonus check, but yuhseemi, ah check woulda elp hout nuff time.
Fe Him retirement plan betta dan hevery pension plan outta road, but mi pray Him knoa dis likkle business nuh fe close dung before mi reach mi retirement.

When oonu dun chat, ah Him mi ah go wuk fah fi wan laang time. So tonk yuh Lord Amen!

DYAM ROIGHT JAWS!!! good.gif

Bless-ed and I hope yuh a TRY FI TEK HIT HEASY AT WUK TIDDEH!!!!
heart.gif heart.gif,
Gill

QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Jan 2 2008, 12:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good morning everone ( ain't nothign good aboutit but I am with family so I must be polite rolleyes.gif mad.gif protest6wz.gif protest6wz.gif )and HAPPY NEW YEAR......

Hope you all have a wonderful , prosperous year, and may all your dreams and wishes come true..



Hey Mads,

Wuh appen Chica...who a trouble yuh mad.gif ...hang tight han memba..."THIS TOO SHALL PASS!!" or yuh a guh haffi PUSH IT PASS!!!! laughing.gif laughing.gif

Bless-bless,
Gill


Fi mi year start out pon the wron foot.......

Fuss.this likke eeidiat boy com start cuss me fi no reason.....mi kinda like him so mi mek that gwan...but it a raise mi blood pressue seh mi couldn't.no wouldn't cuss him out good and proper.
Then mi girlfriend from Florida come a NY and we were going to hang she go carry har husband and him family......granted mi nuh mine di pikney dem, fi bad buoy di dideh......but I am going through some stuff and she brought him around all lovey dovey and crapppppppp mad.gif mad.gif

Then to make matters worst the likkle dutty buoy whah mi married come call mi. yes mi call him last night, but it normally takes him a week or more to call me back.........talking bout." Oh you busy .....( getting all upset) I gwan call you lata....you man must be there...............who gives him the rightttttttttttttttttttt...I wanted to sah scunt you aint got the right to be questioning me............but I miss him so much all I could do was say, no nothing like that hon, I am just waking and getting ready for work.
Then mi com a work and the first thing mi see " I DON'T LIKE YOUR PRINTER!!!!!!!!!!" all I could do was turn and walk out my office and ask someone if they know where my office is because apparently that is not mine........... then like about 10 people rush me at the same time , asking for keys to copies..I got fed up and walked out.The social worker, ran back to her office and called me on the phone........laughing.gif laughing.gif, it not really funny because I felt like everything was coming down on me........
Then I have this big project doing and because I am sitting in teh main office by the phone, everytime teh phone rings, I gotta answer it...the old fart they have in the next office won't even pick it up..........( well I could get up but that means I won't be able to log in and check on here.)

Mek mi stop.....Gill I think I gotta push this true laughing.gif yes.gif yes.gif laughing.gif biggrin.gif
Mek mi go home and get a noice drink cause THIS TOO SHALL PASS
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2008-01-02 14:39:00
Mexico, Latin & South AmericaMy name ain't Stella....
QUOTE (jawi876 @ Jan 2 2008, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Happy New Year yaadies! Mi dere ah wuk tiddey so mi cyaan hadd tuh de story. Mi juss wan fe add a likkle someting fe 2008. Here goes:

Psalm 23 Yaadie Style

The Lord ah mi one boss, and mi nuh want fe nutten.
Ah Him ah prevent mi frum tell off people dem heveryday.
Ah Him ah gimmi peace, when nuff madness a gwaan roun mi.

Ah Him ah remine mi fe pray and fe do heveryting widout complain, murmur or kiss mi teet.
Ah Him ah remine mi dat ah Him, nuh mi job, his mi source, aldoh likkle more pay woulda nice same wey still.
Ah Him dat stop mi frum mad ah daytime, an ah guide mi decision dem so mi can honor Him inna heveryting.
Ah Him ah prevent mi frum buss gunshot inna de place, an turn hall mi supervisor dem inna some duppy, so mi nuh have fe go ah prison an live hamongst ah bag ah battyman and tief.

Heven doh mi get one whole eap of hemail, fool fool deadline fe wuk wid, ave some co-worka dem whaa a chat mi behind mi back, some big eediat fe boss, an ah hold body dat cyan mek ie a mawnin time, mi nuh give hup because Him deh wid mi!

Him presence, Him peace, an Him powa ah go see mi tru.
Ah Him ah raise mi hup, heven when de eediat dem nuh promote mi ard working self, doh mi ave tree set a degree an diploma.
Ah Him claim mi as fe Him hown, heven when de Babylon company threaten fe fiyah mi an mi ah threaten fi light wan fiyah an bun de whole place ah grung.

Fe Him faithfulness an love betta dan any bonus check, but yuhseemi, ah check woulda elp hout nuff time.
Fe Him retirement plan betta dan hevery pension plan outta road, but mi pray Him knoa dis likkle business nuh fe close dung before mi reach mi retirement.

When oonu dun chat, ah Him mi ah go wuk fah fi wan laang time. So tonk yuh Lord Amen!


true words.amen sistah yes.gif
phatmadame81FemaleJamaica2008-01-02 12:33:00