Forum	Title	Content	Member	Sex	Country	Date/Time
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Good morning all, Good luck aagain to Jawi on your hearing Jonesie hope to hear from you soon All other ladies good wonderful morning to you, it is such a lovely day.....there is the sweet smell of christmas and love and somethign else in the air........well let me get to work....hope every one have a great day. Can you all feel the Christmas breeze???????????????????	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-14 11:39:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 13 2007, 10:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 13 2007, 09:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ok baby love when dem a go give u dis divorce hearing ..geesh dem jus a draw it out so ... Kimmy Tomorraw...mi pray dat everyting criss...and nuh push back agen. Just said a little prayer for you JAwi....everything will go your way......god will look out for, it won't be long now...........everything will be criss......... one luv.sistren........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 22:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE Yuh nuh like dis hinstallment? Mi his sarry. Mi have a HIGH STRONG sex drive fe tru. If mi chat bout ie too much inna story...tell mi and mi nuh chat ie agen. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo a nuh dat mi a seh a tal, a wudda a ded if you evah stop	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 21:32:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 13 2007, 08:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Melodee: RAASTAA?! Answa de door nuh man. knock knock Mi knoa yuh vexed but mi need yuh. knock knock knock Mya: Travis. Baby…oooo…Travis w-wwaiit..Ooo…no…don’t stop. Oh-Okay…w-waait baby. Listen. SH**! Travis someone is-is l-loo-OOOOO-king for you…bbbbaaaaabbbyyyyy….oooooOOOOOwwwuuuuuoooo! Tradee: Nuh bodda wid dat. Ggggrrrrr…AAAAHHHH…ssshoooo….Mi nuh care. De eediat fe come back lata! SSSHHHH**!...quint ie up…quint hup de pums pon de cocky. De pums sweet and juicy…aaaaggggrrrrr…bbbbuuummmbboooclll**! Jah… Melodee: Rasta…ah yuh dat? Whaa gwaan? *Walks to the edge of the verandah to peer around the side of the house.* Wwwwooooieeeee! Jeezum peezam! Ah whoa! Ow yuh suh rude star? Yuh cyan tek yuh brownin inna house like a deestant oomans? Whaa mek yuh sex har outta door? Yuh neva have nuh broughtsupy? Mya: SH**! Travis! Wait. Let me down. STOP! Travis look. Who is that? Travis: Eh? Ah whaa? Huh? Bloodcl**! *Travis looks at Melodee without really seeing her, and continues to sex Mya. Mya is mortified and slaps at Tradee’s hands in an attempt to dislodge from his waist. She falls to the ground with a thud before righting herself, and struggling to replace her disheveled dress.* Melodee: *laughing hysterically* wwwwooooooiiieeee! Eh eh! Mi bwoy yuh moves wicked tuh rass! Why yuh nuh move like dat fe mi Ras? Yuh mek mi pums jump. Woooooiiiieee! De handaconda grow tall fe tru Tradee. Yuh still wan mi fe sit pon yuh like chair? Mi quint up mi pums betta dan henny ooman frum farrin baby. WWWIIICCCKKEDDD!!!! *kiss teet* Har a skettel? Stella gwaan get har groove back wid de Rent-a-dread? Eh Eh! Mi belly! Mya: What? Travis! Who is this? What did she say? Travis: *Tradee forces his semi-erect hood back into his jeans. He makes sure Mya is decent. Then he stalks over to Melodee.* Yuh brite, facety and hout hof horda star! Whaa mek yuh suh craven mi yout? Move an come hout. Mi tell yuh sey wid business dun doan? Ah whaa? Yuh come fe beg fe de cocky? Mi brodda cyan manage? Yuh wan rhaatid skettel who nuh knoa harself! Mi nuh tell yuh agen skettel! MOVE and come hout. Melodee: Ah whaa? Why yuh vex wid mi Ras? Whaa mi do yuh? Mya: Who the hell is this bi***? Travis you better start talking, and fast! Who is she? What is she talking about? And, why in the he** is she laughing so hard? Rude h**! Melodee: Mi gyal mind yuhself nuh! Mya: Talk English bi***! Tradee: Mya calm dung nuh. Nuh worries alright. Mi love yuh. You trust me right? Then, let me handle this. Remember I told you about the ooman that my brother was seeing? Yeah, the one that tried to frame me…well you are looking at her. In the middle of sex, Mya meets Melodee, wooeeiiiiiiiiiiii	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 21:17:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 13 2007, 05:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mya: Be careful Baby…mmmmmmm…ah…ye-yes…oooo. You know I don’t mind you flipping and tossing me…but…aaaaAAHAH TR-RA-VVIS! Tradee: ggggrrrrrrOOOOaann. Hush baby. This time we-we won’t require wo-or-rds. Mmmmmm..RRAASSS yuh sweet. *Mya begins undoing the buttons on his shirt as Tradee carries her to his bed. They don’t make it past the wall on the side of the house because Tradee can’t ignore the excruciating throbbing of his hood. He backs Mya into the wall, never breaking their ongoing kiss. Mya feels the wall against her back, and she slowly uncoils and slides down his body. Abruptly Tradee spins Mya to face the wall. He snatches the hem of her dress up around her waist, and rips her expensive La Parella undies away from her. Tradee unzips his jeans, and forcibly pulls Mya’s waistline away from the wall until her a** is flush with his erection. He spreads her legs as if he plans to do a full strip and cavity search. Mya’s palms are against the wall, reaching, climbing, searching for unattainable as Tradee repeatedly collides with her garden of Eden. She wants to scream out and beg for mercy, but Tradee places a hand over her mouth to stifle any sound from escaping. Mya sucks hungrily on his fingers. Her face is smashed against the smooth brick wall. Tradee uses one hand to untie Mya’s halter, and her already hardened nipples respond to the cool mountain breeze. He hurriedly palms both of her full breasts, and kneads them with lustful greed. Mya can’t get enough of him, and she wants to feel every inch of his 10 inch anaconda. So, she spreads her legs and hips further apart, and bends low at the waist until her hands are now on the soft green grass. Tradee chokes back a deep growl, and puts his hands on Mya’s taut thighs. He pulls her legs back and around his waist. Mya balances herself by keeping her hands firmly planted, and she begins rolling her waist like an tidal wave. Tradee and Mya expertly work each other as their passion ebbs and flows. Neither of them utter a word, and the only sound coming from them is the sound of their cavernous moans and the sweet sound of their coupled bodies.* lawdddd god .........wah sweet mi gwan sour mi really soonnnnn .....it jump out to ratid and run gone.......... I caan just imagine all a dis one DAY Jonesie, I will keep you in my prayers my dear, you are about to be a mom , how joyous, an early christmas present.. Edited by phatmadame81, 13 November 2007 - 09:06 PM.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 21:04:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	what him did want was a nice fat leg soak in mash potatoe with gravy.. Mawnig all Jawi.........anebody...............I need some help please...... I was trying to hide this but I can't anymore, I want some.JAwi theses instalments not helping me much, I been eating lime like crazy but it not working anymore............. mi know mi shouldn't be putting mi busines out here but mi can't help it. I got tings jumpin dat mi nevah did now coulda jump......... If I dont get likke help son a feel like I gonna , doo mi a beg unnu sumbaddi plzz help mi nuh.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 09:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 09:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 12 2007, 09:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mi gone put up...see y'll in di marrows...Since mi nah get anodda installment Walk good Kimmy wait wait Jawi a write ..mek mi hol on likkle ... BOAL...ROTFDWLPUMS....waaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeee...my gyal yuh nuh easy atall. Yuh gwaan like wan crackhead fe tru! LAWD!!!! Mi ago post wan more now: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Toya: *whispering* Fitz baby. I want one. I want to give Jr. a brother or sister. What if I can never have a baby because of Ian? *tears well up in her eyes, and her voice catches on the lump forming in her throat* Fitz: T…you must not dwell on negativity. We have our whole lives ahead of us, and we will face each challenge and obstacle together. We have to get our results back as obstacle number one. I want to give you an entire house full of children. God will bless us with our dreams if we stay faithful to him and each other. Toya, remember from now until eternity, I will love you always. We make a beautiful family already. Toya: *Sniffling and trying to hide her disappointment* You are right. One step at a time. I will love you longer than that Mr. Davidson. Why did I waste so much time on the wrong man? I could have been here loving you all of our days. Fitz: Never cry over what ifs and maybes. Our time wasn’t then…it’s now…and to come. Maybe we were not in the place that God our Heavenly Father needed us to be back then. I mean I was married, and you were miles away from Jamaica. Our destiny is here and now, no regrets over yesterday babes. I will tell you this though. If I ever get near Ian, I will kill him with my bare hands. I will make him beg for your mercy and God’s loving kindness and grace before I choke the life from him. *A muscle in Fitz’s jaw that Toya never witnessed before becomes hard and rigid. His face is set with stony determination. Toya knows that he means every word, and an involuntary chill runs up her spine.* Toya: Let’s not let bad people and things ruin our perfect day. Ian is my yesterday, my past. You and Jr. are my present and my future. We have so much to do tomorrow for the wedding. Mya told me that she will help me set up the wedding site. Your grandmother refuses to let me help her and her sisters with the food. I’m so excited. I hope everything is perfect. Thank you so much for loving me in spite of my flaws. Fitz: That’s my girl. I will get my cousins to come and help you and Mya set up. They know where to find all the tropical flowers you requested. I will be helping my grandmother with some of the dishes too. What flaws Toya? You are as precious and perfect as a Sahara diamond. I couldn’t pray for a more perfect wife to complete me. Toya: Do you miss you her sometimes? Fitz: A long time ago, the answer would have been yes. There was a time when I didn’t think I would make it through another day after she died. Jr. was so little, so frail and so dependent on us for everything. But, I gained peace in answer to my prayers. God allowed me to understand a time and a season fully. I won’t dishonor her memory Toya by telling you that I didn’t love her. I loved her as much as I love you. I vowed to spend every one of our days together making her happy, just as I promised you. I never thought I would love so completely again, until my lips tasted yours. I am truly blessed to find two women in this lifetime that offered so much of themselves to me. I hope that her memory does not make you feel less than my perfect mate. Toya: I appreciate your honesty Fitz. I appreciate that you are still able to remember her with love and not bitterness or regret. Are you sure that I’m not a substitute for her memory? Fitz: Toya, listen to me. I only move when God instructs me to move. When I am walking in His purpose, I cannot fail. I have no regrets, and I am not looking to replace Sasha. You are not Sasha. You are my future wife, my joy, my hope and my dreams Toya Denise Richardson-Davidson. You are dropping your last name right? Toya: *bubbles over with laughter* Yes Fitzroy. I will only go by Toya Davidson starting on Sunday. Good night my lovely ladies. LOVE YOU ALL! Fitz is such a beautiful character but from dat de little piece a informationd deh him have a violent strike bu whatever Ian get Ian deserves........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 09:40:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE When he looks up to curse at the idiot, he feels like he has died and gone to heaven. She was amazingly beautiful, full of raw sexual appeal and exuberance. Ian can feel his mouth moving, but the words will not leave his throat. Melodee glances at him with contempt and stifled irritation. She attempts to brush past him, but Ian grabs her arm to halt her departure.*[/ i] Ian and Melodee.......storryyyyyyyyyyyy cum to bumpppppp, what is gonna go down now, this has taken on a new twist. I wanna see how ????????????????????? QUOTE Melodee glances at the business card and back at Ian. She thinks about her ruined relationship with Delmar.*[/i] So you are a stock broker in New York? Really? That sounds interesting. How long are you in Jamaica? She realize that she can get a free ticket to the states too QUOTE Ian: Yes, I am. It has been a very rewarding career choice if I do say so. *Ian makes a marked effort to flash his cuff links and Rolex.* For you pretty lady, I can be in Jamaica as long as you need me to be. Just say you will at least share drinks with me tonight. I have a business meeting this afternoon, but I could pick you up anytime after…say 7:00 PM? You always a lfoss like you have it like that , when you know you don't QUOTE Ian: Actually, I’m staying in Ocho Rios, at the Riu. Are you familiar with it? I attempted to book the Royal Plantation Golf Resort and Spa, but alas it was completely booked for my last minute trip. Liard , you couldn't afford it,	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 16:04:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ian: What was that? *Ian is abruptly jolted out of his thoughts when his rental careens into a mile wide pothole. He pulls the car over to the side of the road to survey the damage. Smoke is spiraling from under the hood, one of the front tires is completely busted. Ian opens the hood to find out just how bad things are. The radiator is cracked, and smoke escapes the confines of the car with a loud angry hiss.* TOOOYYYAAA!!!! YOU will pay for this bullsh** babygirl…oh yeah…I’m going to make you pay for all of this sh**! *Ian tried to use his cell phone to call Hertz, but his phone reads “No Signal”. He kicks at the car in frustration, and walks out to wave down help. Ian stands on the side of the road for what seems like hours, before someone finally stops to help.* dyuam idot......you inna a farrin country and a daydream pon di road........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 15:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE jawi876' post='1322983' date='Nov 12 2007, 11:32 AM']Well, I had to find a healthy outlet. A would kill me if I found my own make do Tran/Tradee for the time being. lackasex gwaan ded mi! FAADA! I know how you feel, it has been 2 years for me, and still counting...........P would kill me and then come 6 six feet under and knock me another six. after killing me ...	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 15:46:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Mya kisses Tradee, and he wraps his body around her tiny frame in an all-consuming embrace. They dress quickly, and Mya asks the hotel to arrange a car rental for them. The local car rental company brings the requested gunmetal gray S-class convertible Mercedes rather quickly. Tradee smiles enthusiastically at the thought of driving the luxury vehicle. He opens Mya door, and walks around to the driver’s side. They drive off toward his home. Tradee tries to calm his driving habits because Mya begins squealing and grabbing for some form of stability. She closes her eyes and a wave of nausea overcomes her fear. Tradee pulls the car off the road, and holds Mya’s hair back as she looses her small breakfast. He helps her clean up, and drives away slowly. Impatient drivers honk and overtake them because he refuses to do over 30 mph. Mya puts her head back, and prays that she doesn’t get sick again. Tradee pulls into a local grocery store, and leaves Mya in the car resting. He comes out with water, tea and a pregnancy test.* Why do I feel like I'm the only one reading the story lately? I can stop if you don't want to read anymore. I don't know where you getting your assumption fom but you better keep writing............ Where you live again????????????	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 15:42:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE LOL...it's been too long for me. I have to...errr..Mya has to perfect it before it can be released. kikikikiki mi now mi late................BUT..any bodi else catch dis little "slip of the tongue or is jus mi........jesus mi gal mi know seh you was a wolf inna sheep clothing long time u nuh .i think by the time Mya..yesssssssssssssssssss Mya perfects this video my husband should be back QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 12 2007, 08:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> **********MONDAY CHUCKLE********** Good Mawning All...Happy Monday!! I hope everyone had a good weekend! Blessed, Gill ******************************************************************************** *** International Airport Test A study was conducted recently to determine the average crime rate at international airports around the world. The study made use of an ordinary looking man standing in the airport terminal and reading a newspaper. He had an empty briefcase next to him, which he would ignore. Observers then recorded how long it took for the briefcase to be snatched. In Brussels, Belgium the case was stolen within 4 minutes and 20 seconds. In Washington DC it was stolen within 3 minutes and 16 seconds. At Heathrow, London the briefcase was snatched in less than 2 minutes. In New York, the case was stolen within 1 minute and 5 seconds. In Los Angeles it took only 43 seconds before the case was snatched. In Kingston, Jamaica, the people conducting the study were robbed on the way to the airport and the briefcase was stolen along with their car!	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 15:30:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Sonshyne @ Nov 10 2007, 08:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 10 2007, 03:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Ian dresses quickly, grabs his carry-on luggage and runs to catch up to her. When he gets back out into the waiting area, it is empty. Another airline employee is announcing the final boarding call for his flight. Ian dashes over to her and hands her his boarding pass and passport. As he glances overhead at the seat numbers, he notices that his seat is directly across from the galley of restrooms. Ian sighs doggedly, and tosses his bag into the overhead compartment.* Ian: Damn. I really should work on my temper. You talked yourself out of a plush first class ticket right into a seat in a portapotty! This is going to be a long phocking flight! Big ups Jawi He couldn't have gotten a better seat couldn't ahgree more. Jawi you are the greatest. I needed this after today .....after this week I really needed this installment to wind down.Thank you, my hat off to you.....	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-10 22:27:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	If you call an older woman trying to get her groove back Stella then what you call a young gal you trying to find a nice older man.......	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-09 16:33:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 9 2007, 09:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> **********FRIDAY CHUCKLE********** HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!!!! WE MADE IT!!!! WOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!!!! :energetic: I don't know about you guys, but to me it's been a LONNNNNNNNNNNG week!!! Have a great weekend and be safe! Blessed , Gill *************************************************************************** Flying Over Jamaica Fidel Castro of Cuba, Maurice Bishop of Grenada and Michael Manley of Jamaica were returning from a meeting with Mikael Gorbachev in Moscow in the late 1970s. However, there was a power-cut over the entire Caribbean, so the pilot of the plane could not identify which country they were over so the plane could land. The three leaders reassured him that they could identify their respective nations, as long as he opened a window. This the pilot immediately did. After flying for a while, Castro shouted: "Si! This is my beloved Cuba. I smell the sugar!" The pilot then located the landing strip, let off Castro and took off again. Bishop then erupted: "There she is, my spice island. Smell that nutmeg!" The pilot landed, let off Bishop and took off again, with only Manley on board. "What about you sir?” he enquired, "How are you going to identify your country?" "Everything is under control" Manley replied. He then stuck his hand with a $50,000 gold watch outside the window. When he took it back in, the watch was gone. "We're over Jamaica!" he announced. real good one. Mawning all poor poor poor Ian.you gwan get a pieace a bust arce when you land dung a Jamaica you c.... Edited by phatmadame81, 09 November 2007 - 10:21 AM.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-09 10:18:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 8 2007, 03:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have never been able to get an honest answer to this one. A married Jamaican man once called me his little cho-cho. One person told me it was vulgar and referred to my pums. Another told me that it was a term of endearment...yet another told me that I didn't want to know what it meant. A told me that he didn't have a clue what he meant by it...but it seemed to bother him. What does it mean? Don't be afraid...I'm tough...I can handle the meaning...even in PM. Phatty... There is no vitamin I'm afraid. The divorce is not life altering, in that I have been trying to get it for the last 2.5 to 3 years now. His constant begging to come home was more stressing. My family life is stressing because our hands are tied concerning his little girl. Neither of us can do anything to get her the help she needs right now. Unfortunately, A and I have had some recent struggles in our relationship because of this. He wants to be a man and take care of things all by himself. He doesn't want me to worry or stress because of the pain I'm in...so he pulled away from me. He stopped communicating with me about it (which is what led to the little breakdown I had). Our visa journey has not started yet because of my pending divorce. I try to lean on the Lord because without Him, I could NEVER NEVER EVER make it. We will start the visa journey when God directs our path, and orders our steps toward marriage. I stay in prayer that neither of us takes a step without God. We tried to be in control of our relationship, and failed miserably. Now, we understand that we have to do it God's way or no way. I just ask that you all continue to lift us and his daughter up in prayer. When two or more come together in His name.... the cho-cho thing I have always heard it used as a term of endearment, but I also heard it was vulgar and referred to my pums. Jawi-all I can say is WOW.....I could never say I understand what you are going through because your shooes are a set I would NEVER be able to fill. Girl always be strong in our lord and savior, he and only he can guide us through our lives. I will keep ou and your family in my daily conversations with him. Keep your head up, and he will provide a way for you.... and for you ex- isn't it hilarious that now things are moving on he is asking to moe back home......I don't know your situation but "cow nuh now di use a him tail til fly tek eh ovah"	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-08 23:12:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 8 2007, 03:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey Madame mi deh yah a look..mi caan get fi post too much ...di ppl dem a mek mi wuk tidey Ms. Kimmy......hush mi dear chile, at least someone getting something done..................dat is just fine, I was able to get in work just after 2 ( made no sense going in should have came home)..She works hard for th emoneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Beautifulll family mi girl Marsha.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-08 23:03:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Jawi –wow, you are a trooper, a fighter girl. Tell me the name a di vitamin you taking cause I want some, you write (one hell of a story and you still going at it), then there is your family life that you are taking care of. You are going through this visa journey and a divorce, mi puttus mi no know how you doing it but di good lawd really a watch ovah you. QUOTE “I have been pushing through the pain EVERY day, dealing with my stepdaughter having an enlarged heart, in desperate need of surgery and my sweetie suffering because of it. He loves his girls and my boys, and his spirit is broken because Jamaica doesn't care that he can't afford her surgery. It is so hard to watch the man I love suffer, and I can't do a dang thing about it.” I am really sorry about this god really will provide for you and your family Afternoon Ms. Kimmy, How is your day going? Ms Classychic-I am glad you are learning patois, it very simple mi dey fi 12 years now and if a nevah fi dis ya forum mi wouldn’t memba a lick a patois. :0 , well reading and writing it. You are at the right place though. Gill you still making us laugh, how is your day going? Jonesie, how are you and the baby? QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 8 2007, 12:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 8 2007, 11:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good Morning all! The driving chuckle SO TRUE!!! I agree about the reading patois thing...it definitely helps you learn it and become familiar with it. When you haven't been to yard for a while it is so easy to lose the patois flow. So a question for ya...how would you define puttus? I thought I knew but I was talking to hubby yesterday and he told me it had a different meaning and it wouldn't be something that a girl would call a girl...now I am all confused I was told that it was a term of endearment...like sweetie...or honey.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-08 15:34:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 7 2007, 01:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yo Guys, I meant to tell you. I was talking to some VJ Yardie members last night and found out Megafone is running hall typa scam. OK, a few weeks ago I got a phone call and it was from a Megafone number ...I know cause my caller ID came up 'Hubby-Megafone'. So mi answer hit and one dyam fool nuh try fi tell mi seh mi win sweepstakes and send him $$ fi collect mi prize. I ask him where yuh calling mi from...him seh VIRGINIA...Wid big big Jamaican accent yuh knoa. So, I say from when Megafone reach a VA?? Mi give 'im one rahtid cussing han hang-up pon 'im. Ok, now a next VJ Yardie memba tell mi last night that she got the same phone call 2 weeks ago and git a next one yesterday telling har she win a Mercedes Benz and fi send $450 fi collect it! Yo, a one gyal calling dis time and call deh vj Yardie memba by har correct name, tell deh VJ memba har home address all dung tuh airline she tek pon har last visit tuh see har SO! The VJ memba hang up pon har and deh blasted ooman nuh call har back agan!!! So, mi seh halla dis fi seh, mi nuh knoa what scam Megafone a run. If dem a sell deh U.S. person phone number or listening in on conversation...mi nuh knoa...but jus' be VERY careful when yuh git Megafone calls! Zeen...jussa heads up in case hennyone git cyatch out deh! I was thinking bout calling deh FCC and asking dem fi look inna it? What oonuh tink? Blessed, Gill thanks fo the heads up, I know a few people with it not much. walk good my dear . Maddy(madame)	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-07 15:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 7 2007, 09:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> **********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE********** HAPPY HAPPY HUMP DAY...git yuh hump on...(if yuh caan ) Mawning All, Mi decide fi post deh chuckle ova yahsuh...fi keep deh thread going inna Jawi's absence... Enjoy...Jones mi gyal mi 'appy fi see yuh come back and feelin' likkle better, we did miss yuh! Blessed heverytime, Gill **************************************************************************** Big Shot Jamaican Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big Shot at home. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office in New Kingston. The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway. He decided to make a big impression on this potential client when he arrived. As the man came to the door Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes, the Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay, tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details." The "conversation" went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled off instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man, "I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?" The man replied, "I'm from Cable & Wireless, the telephone company, I come to hook up your phone." dang idiot you a use vinegar fi catch bee	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-07 10:58:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Happy Hump day all!!!!!!!! Isn't it just a beautiful day outside.......COLDDDDDD but beautifullllllllllllll wish you luck Jawi on your first day back at work........ hope things pick up for you. QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 7 2007, 10:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Nov 6 2007, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kimmy and Youngting you 2 are something else this entire bored is somehting else QUOTE Melodee's gonna STALK him claat foreva and worse yet she a guh tell heverybodda seh 'im eat honda 2 foot table, if ran nuh find his ra$$ home tuh-NOIGHT!!! ...I guess dats why we leave the writing to Jaws this is so funny because I just finish watching the episonde of I Love NY2 with the evil spirits so I couldn't stop crcking up thinking about this. Mya really was just caught up in the flashy look frm the bracelet, but oonuh nuh realise seh poor Mya start feel quesy ............mawning sickness a startttttttttttttttt I think Fritx shoulda sey something before but dat is the past ............and the past shall stay there in the past. where is Ian .him nuh land buoy fi him trip tek mighty longggggg, wonder if him get to take the pail off the tricks head yet or she turn run and put it pon fi him own ...mi wouldda love fi see Ian wid more dan a pail pon 'im head!!! Dyam right Maddy, mi didda tink deh same ting when mi see it...but a fi who pickney she carrying??? Dun Dun Dunnnnnn... Gill Maury Maury Maury Edited by phatmadame81, 07 November 2007 - 10:51 AM.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-07 10:50:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 6 2007, 08:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He kisses her lips ever so softly, and moves to kiss her belly. Good night mi likkle soldier or princess. *Jah knows he wants her to be pregnant. Tradee was so touched when she refused to harm their baby with the alcohol and weed. Tradee drifts off to sleep with his head on Mya’s stomach while humming to his unborn child.* I just love this part here	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 20:47:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	hey Jonesie, how are you welcome back, glad to see everything is fine with you and baby.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 20:29:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Kimmy and Youngting you 2 are something else this entire bored is somehting else QUOTE Melodee's gonna STALK him claat foreva and worse yet she a guh tell heverybodda seh 'im eat honda 2 foot table, if ran nuh find his ra$$ home tuh-NOIGHT!!! ...I guess dats why we leave the writing to Jaws this is so funny because I just finish watching the episonde of I Love NY2 with the evil spirits so I couldn't stop crcking up thinking about this. Mya really was just caught up in the flashy look frm the bracelet, but oonuh nuh realise seh poor Mya start feel quesy ............mawning sickness a startttttttttttttttt I think Fritx shoulda sey something before but dat is the past ............and the past shall stay there in the past. where is Ian .him nuh land buoy fi him trip tek mighty longggggg, wonder if him get to take the pail off the tricks head yet or she turn run and put it pon fi him own	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 20:27:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 6 2007, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Fitz walks over to the bar to get a bottle of champagne, and notices Tradee’s brother watching the group from afar. Toya told him that Mya was with him first, and the switch didn’t go over well. He pays for the bottle and grabs four cups. Fitz tries to find Tradee’s twin brother by scanning the crowd, but he disappeared. He shrugs and makes his way back over to Toya and the others. Tradee thanks Fitz. Toya kisses Fitz, and tells him that she missed him. Fitz looks around their immediate surroundings.* Fitz: Where is Mya? We can’t toast without her. Toya and Tradee in unison: She went to the ladies room. Fitz: Oh, okay. *Fitz wonders if he should mention that he saw Tran at the bar. Then, he decides that he is probably making something out of nothing. He is sure that Tran stopped by and said hello while he was at the bar.* Are you okay princess? Toya: Yeah, I’m good. I’m happy, and I’m having a good time. What time is it? Fitz: Ah likkle afta 2 o’clock. Ah whaa? Yuh tired baby? Toya: My feet hurt a little. Otherwise, I’m fine. Really. Tradee: I'm going to check on Mya. Maybe, she got lost in the crowd. oh lawd..Tran is there.wanda if him catch ever ting and him have a machete Edited by phatmadame81, 06 November 2007 - 04:19 PM.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 16:18:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 6 2007, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jah knoa Maddy wi 'ave nuff ting fi cry bout inna dis yah world...suh mi try fo mek peeple memba how it feel fi laff! I am a clown and proud tuh be won...suh nuh baddah fi fell bad! Deh funny ting is, Ken can be so serious, sometimes it's like he is 10 years older than mi, although it's deh other way 'round! Mi kindda haffi shake 'im sometimes and seh "Lawd, loosen up!" Blessed always Maddy., Gill P.S. -Deh regulars can tell yuh mi love fi give heveryone nick name...'Maddy' (Hope yuh nuh mind! (mi tek too long fi edit so mi affi write it ovah) I and I overstand what you saying Youngting, you cry so you bettah laugh bout it Ken- your husband ? beautiful..... Tradee and Mya a go get married......now mi a feel the bug....but mi married already.....................	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 16:16:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 6 2007, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Nov 6 2007, 02:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gill, I can just imagine being your friend hanging around you, no one can be sad you must be the jokster , no mi nah try fi cal you no clown , I am just saying you are hilarious. :energetic: :energetic: Jah knoa Maddy wi 'ave nuff ting fi cry bout inna dis yah world...suh mi try fo mek peeple memba how it feel fi laff! I am a clown and proud tuh be won...suh nuh baddah fi fell bad! Deh funny ting is, Ken can be so serious, sometimes it's like he is 10 years older than mi, although it's deh other way 'round! Mi kindda haffi shake 'im sometimes and seh "Lawd, loosen up!" Blessed always Maddy., Gill P.S. -Deh regulars can tell yuh mi love fi give heveryone nick name...'Maddy' (Hope yuh nuh mind! That is all good though , I am just greatful I have found a place like this.....	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 15:58:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 20 2007, 04:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> tell him he can't call the house phone no more because your man don't like it.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-20 22:49:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 20 2007, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 20 2007, 03:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hush you hearrrrrr , you tummy a hurt you , it soon finish okkkkkkkkkk ((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))))) to you Jawi.......... well thanks to you........ I took you'lls advice and yesterday before I left the stupid phone started ringing ( mind you I leave at 5 and at 4:56 the phone rang I was sooooooo pissed, but I answered, just in case it was the boss) and you would never guess who it was...............oh yes it was......him on teh other line.........mind you according to him he does not have my work number, he does not know where it is . after I was thruogh cursing him about calling me at work, and doing it right when he knows I am suppose to be leaving I said to him................ MI NUH KNOW WHY MI SIDDUNG YAH A PINE OVAH YOU ALL DEM YAH YEARS..YOU LIKKLE SINTING NEVAH DO A TING FI MI............ ( all said and done, I felt a little hurt after saying it) but, needless to say when I got home I had about 8 messages on my voicemail and he woke me up at 1:30 am, drunk has all get-up...slurring and all. Talking bout....how you a go seh dat bout di I and I................. You hurt mi feelings you nuh. , I couldn't stop cracking up I came in all laughs this morning BRAP! BRAP! BRAP! PULL-UP MY SELECTA!!!!! Now catch the next move, next time him call and he will...tell him say u have date and can he watch your son...there will be silence on the phone and then in the silence just say, no ok, I'll find somebody else and hang up the phone That would probably work if he was here. Gimme a differnet one.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-20 16:15:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	hush you hearrrrrr , you tummy a hurt you , it soon finish okkkkkkkkkk ((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))))) to you Jawi.......... well thanks to you........ I took you'lls advice and yesterday before I left the stupid phone started ringing ( mind you I leave at 5 and at 4:56 the phone rang I was sooooooo pissed, but I answered, just in case it was the boss) and you would never guess who it was...............oh yes it was......him on teh other line.........mind you according to him he does not have my work number, he does not know where it is . after I was thruogh cursing him about calling me at work, and doing it right when he knows I am suppose to be leaving I said to him................ MI NUH KNOW WHY MI SIDDUNG YAH A PINE OVAH YOU ALL DEM YAH YEARS..YOU LIKKLE SINTING NEVAH DO A TING FI MI............ ( all said and done, I felt a little hurt after saying it) but, needless to say when I got home I had about 8 messages on my voicemail and he woke me up at 1:30 am, drunk has all get-up...slurring and all. Talking bout....how you a go seh dat bout di I and I................. You hurt mi feelings you nuh. , I couldn't stop cracking up I came in all laughs this morning	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-20 15:23:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 20 2007, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> **********THURSDAY CHUCKLE********** Mawning All, Sorry deh chuckle likkle late dis Mawnin!! Classy & Maddy...Ladies, I am so proud of you pushing past the pain and the familiarity to opt for change and empowerment!!! Much love and respect for that!1 Don't forget we are always here for you! Clariey & Jengs...At least we know what we are working with and I am praying that G-d relieves your suffering soon! Blessed love Always, Gill Ok, this is a lang one...but it was so darn cute and honest, I couldn't pass it up!! Enjoy and make a wonderful day for yourselves!! **************************************************************************** Heaven or Hell St. Peter came to the Lord and said, "Lord, I have to talk to you. I have a problem. I know we didn't have many Jamaicans in heaven so you instituted an affirmative action plan and we are supposed to have 10,000 Jamaicans in heaven. But they are causing so many problems! They have torn down the Pearly Gates by swinging on them. They have let in another 10,000 of their bredrin through the fence. They are constantly hanging out by the gate disturbing Angel Gabriel begging for a "bly" for their baby mother, cousin, sistren, neighbour, granny, auntie... Whenever it is their turn to watch the gates they keep letting in heavy, good looking women. They have stolen my harp. They have gotten jerk sauce all over their white robes. Drum pan chicken is being sold all over the Streets of Gold. Some are walking around with only one wing because they are "STYLING". Angels must have two wings to fly! Some of them have put on chrome wings and are dazzling the other angels when they are flying. The white robes are eternal and must be washed five times a day. Some haven't washed their robes since they arrived because they didn't come to heaven to "slave". Some have refused to take their turn in helping keep the Stairway to Heaven clean because "dem ah no helper". Many who came here because they used salt are still using it because they don't like "ital" food. Some refuse to wear their halos because "it will mess up their hairdo". Some are wearing it backways. Others are wearing it with the tags still attached to them. Others have discarded the white halos and are wearing gold ones instead, they claim these are "bashy". Most of the women have discarded their white robes and are wearing "batty riders" claiming that they have pretty skin and want to show off their "bandylegs" Reggae music is blasted at all hours of the night, Their cellular phones are worn on their robes and keeps ringing during prayers. Recently there was an altercation between Adam and one Jamaican who claims he was only "checking out" Eve. They have planted ganja in the Garden of Eden since the soil is so fertile claiming "man and man haffi hustle" What should I do?!" The Lord said, "It wouldn't be fair to not let Jamaicans in heaven. They have just as much right to be here as other nationalities. Maybe we just don't know how to deal with them and are using the wrong approach. Lets check with someone who has more experience dealing with them. Let's call the Devil. The Devil answered the phone and said,"Hello, Lord. What can I do for you?" The Lord said, "We have a problem up here, and we'd like to talk to you about it." The Devil said, "Just a minute, I've got to put you on hold. "The Devil was gone five minutes. He came back to the phone and said, "OK Lord, I'm back. What's up?" The Lord said, I would like to talk to you about a problem up here." Again the Devil excused himself and put the Lord on hold. for fifteen minutes this time. Finally, the Devil came back to the phone and said,"Lord, I am really sorry, but I can't talk to you right now. I have to go. These Jamaicans down here..... I don't know where they found water, but they have put out the fire and yesterday they even had air conditioning installed saying "man come yah fe chill'. I am rolling......... thanks ms.gill.......I have you guys so I am fine........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-20 13:22:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 20 2007, 12:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jomo @ Dec 20 2007, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not arguing that there are good and bad schools in both the US and Jamaica. I went through the public school system here. My own kids have been in Catholic grade school and a few years ago transferred to the public school system. My kids are in St. Louis County schools. A few of my friends work for the St. Louis City Schools. I can equally praise and question things being done in the schools. They all have their good and their bad. My concerns with the Jamaican schools are due to my nieces, nephews, SILs, and BIL. Some of the tales they tell make my head hurt. For instance.....My BIL was held back last school year because he failed, only to be promoted back up after 2 weeks of this school year. My nephew, who did not have a registered birth paper, nor any schooling before this school year was immediately put into a class with children his own age....children who have 4 years of schooling on him. I question these kinds of things. And, then, my husband has his own stories and opinions. And regarding the JA testing.....The point of that article (December 14 Gleaner) and all subsequent articles up to today, for me, is that an alarming number are failing English. The math seemed to be an issue for some who pointed out what is the point of technical schools if math, the very basis of most, is not being passed. JG, We've had this convo before. I agree the Ja. educational system is sorely lacking in providing the same high standard of Education to all youth...regardless of their parents financial status! However, I think that the Jamaican Educational Structure (what is being taught, when it is introduced, how it is taught and introduced) far surpasses that of USA's Educational Structure. For example, we all know the best time to teach children new a complex concepts are when they are young. Foreign Languauge is a perfect example of this. It kills me that my school district (that I pay almost $8000 in taxes, BTW) refuses to introduce a language until 7th grade!!!! I have a international student from JA right now that is fluent in Spanish, French and German. She hopes to snag a job at the UN. So she has taken it upon herself to do a dual minor in Arabic & International Affairs! As well as her major in Political Science! I attended my first few years of elementary school in the UK and by the time I was 7 I had been introduced to French and German! So now in a effort to make sure that my boys are prepared for the 2020 employment market I pay for outside lessons for my children to learn Spanish, Arabic and Chinese! Which in my opinion the first two should be mandatory that all public school children learn starting in Kindergarten! But we sit over here in our little bubble thinking..."If it ain't broke, don't fix it!" Please don't even get me started on Bush's 'No Child Left Behind" B.S.!!! January 20, 2009 can't get here quick enough! Anyway...back on topic yeah...Ja. has some fixing to do as far as an EQUAL EDUCATION FOR ALL (Hopefully Golding is on that)...But so does the U.S. and I hope we realize that we gotta make a change quick before it's too late! Bless, Gill QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 20 2007, 12:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I figured we could all use a good lunch today so here goes: Fried Plantain & Breadfruit Some Fry Fish With Festival And Grater Cake for dessert Enjoy OMG YARDIE!!!!!!!!! THAT STUFF LOOKS SO GOOD!!!! YOU GOT MY MOUTH WATERING!!!!!!!!!!I just want to inhale it ALL!!!! Thanks for bringing lunch Girl...It's sincerely Appre-ci-rated!!! Blessed, Gill I did not realize how much I missed my food until I saw this............mi mouth a wata. Thanks so much..........now I gotta go and get something to satisfy this hunger....thanks again DANG MI MISS JA FOOD.................	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-20 13:20:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Jengles...let us know what is up wit your knee...........you not back from the doctor yet? Clairen: first, so srry to hear abou tyou and your ex........My motto these days this too shall pass!!!!!!!!!! ( thanks to Gill) Second, loose weight why? A on likkle magga ooman or a one magga man? neither one matters, tell them fi go kotch dem batty pon bow-wire...... srry just had to say it....theses docs think that everythignis caused by overwieght..........dang idiot them. That must be oath they taking these days: I promise to make each and eceryone of my patient loose weight............lol	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-19 22:19:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Marlita @ Dec 19 2007, 08:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jene @ Dec 19 2007, 04:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The fact that his name is on her BC, makes it difficult. I don't want to risk getting the passport, have him find out I'm gone on one of his 'visits' and calling in and filing a police report saying I kidnapped her....makes me scared to death... Girl that can't happen. If you write the little disclaimer or get a court order for his appearance then you have covered your self.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-19 20:09:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 19 2007, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> phatmadam, Please if he was so concerned about his child he would be living with him... but living is not even the point, just taking care of them , emotionally and physically..... just living nah go mek it............you need to help out to.......... just my 2 cents.....	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-19 19:54:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 19 2007, 03:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 19 2007, 03:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 19 2007, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 19 2007, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ok so last night as I was trying not to smote my child because he didn't want to do his homework. mr jengles remarked how children up here get paid more attention. He said in JA kids come home from school and "fling dem bag in dem yard and dem gone" he says because we up here stay indoors more we pay more attention to our children. Now I don't think this is a JA thing but a carribean island thing and i'm asking because I never go a school in the west indies, but no from visting when younger. Mi gone all bout the place... Now not trying to say kids are neglected or anything like dat, he says our kids get into less trouble that way or have less opportunity for trouble. what y'all tink Mi nuh knoa bout dat one Jens...Mi neva guh a school inna JA. eiddah. But I tink pickney dehso is much more independent...However, mek report cyard time come han dem nuh hup to par...dat's a nex issue!!! Suh if dem waan fi fling dem bag han gone...cool...However, dem betta mek sure deh work git done somehow and dema learn dem lesson. Cause truss mi I knoa Mama nah guh waste har good good dollas fi sen dem a school, fi dem skylark! Gill that is so trueeeeeeee the highlighted part yes mon, it was worst if you live with you grand parents dem.. I use to get my bu++ woooopppppppppped for sylarking after school, and if I had anything less than an A on my report card mi granny woulda kill mi wid lick, and then pappa would take his turn..........bout mi need fi bring up mi grades dem.....Not them little leather belts we have now , it was a switch from affah di tree, any one,all now mi feel de lick dem. did dem mek u pick u owna switch. lol Hell yeah, and if mi nevah bring a good size one it was a extra whooping	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-19 15:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 19 2007, 03:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 19 2007, 03:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 19 2007, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 19 2007, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 19 2007, 02:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hello ladies, how is everyone doing, I am on late today got about 6 pages to read since last night......wow Hey Maddy, Glad fi have yuh Gurl!!!! Yes, we been CHATTIN'!!!! How yuh duh? Gill I am fine mrs. gill, just deh ya a easy cack you nuh...............got me 4 bottles of wine, one going to dinner on Tuesday and well the next 3 ......... Dyam right Gurl...git f-ed hup call 'im and cuss his claat! Han end deh conversation wid "Yuh likkle pissa a sittin' neva duh nuttin' fuh mi hennyway!!!" BAM!! (Gurl, ain't nuttin' kill a yardmen more den telling dem dem cyaan hangle deh 'wuk'!!) Jus' my 2 cents! Love ya, Gill and after dat tell him Joe Grind hitting it better you ladies crack me up , that would be good if it were true......mi back so oily you can wipe it off and use it fi fry dumpling	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-19 15:53:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Actually, being a single mom of a child whose father is the worst dead-beat possible. I will say thateven though you try your hardest to raise the child by yourself the government is fed up with people stealing other people's child so they crack down on us, the innocent ones. I tried for a while to get him to come with me to the post office and he said NO-illiterate ####### said I was trying to take his son from him.....what son stupid you have not been in his live( maybe for teh fist year and then you just a part time dad, part time is too much, he was less than that. Then I asked him to sign the authorization, he said no again, so I am now in the situation where I have to get a court order.I just recently learned that if a parent takes teh authorizatiion form to the post office ( it has to be filled out and they should write on the back that the other parent is not in the picture...something to that effect and get it notorized) they should be able to get it. I am actually about to file for sole custody of my baby so I could careless cause I am gonna ask the judge to give me full privalge over his travel and all.......shooootttttttttt I am the only parent he has aneways.... Back in 2005 when I was going ot visit my ex-SO in Jamaica, they tried turning me back with my son, because I did not have the paper, I had to beg his dad to send me a fax saying it is ok for him to go to Jamaica for 2 weeks.........now that they are saying that everyone needs a passport it might be a little easier to get one.......... I know it just sucks that theses no good piece of ####### were there to donate sperm but has not stuck around to help out, but if we has parent want to take them away for a while we have to get their permission....	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-19 15:50:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 19 2007, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 19 2007, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ok so last night as I was trying not to smote my child because he didn't want to do his homework. mr jengles remarked how children up here get paid more attention. He said in JA kids come home from school and "fling dem bag in dem yard and dem gone" he says because we up here stay indoors more we pay more attention to our children. Now I don't think this is a JA thing but a carribean island thing and i'm asking because I never go a school in the west indies, but no from visting when younger. Mi gone all bout the place... Now not trying to say kids are neglected or anything like dat, he says our kids get into less trouble that way or have less opportunity for trouble. what y'all tink Mi nuh knoa bout dat one Jens...Mi neva guh a school inna JA. eiddah. But I tink pickney dehso is much more independent...However, mek report cyard time come han dem nuh hup to par...dat's a nex issue!!! Suh if dem waan fi fling dem bag han gone...cool...However, dem betta mek sure deh work git done somehow and dema learn dem lesson. Cause truss mi I knoa Mama nah guh waste har good good dollas fi sen dem a school, fi dem skylark! Gill that is so trueeeeeeee the highlighted part yes mon, it was worst if you live with you grand parents dem.. I use to get my bu++ woooopppppppppped for sylarking after school, and if I had anything less than an A on my report card mi granny woulda kill mi wid lick, and then pappa would take his turn..........bout mi need fi bring up mi grades dem.....Not them little leather belts we have now , it was a switch from affah di tree, any one,all now mi feel de lick dem.	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-19 15:34:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 19 2007, 03:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 19 2007, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 19 2007, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Dec 19 2007, 02:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hello ladies, how is everyone doing, I am on late today got about 6 pages to read since last night......wow Hey Maddy, Glad fi have yuh Gurl!!!! Yes, we been CHATTIN'!!!! How yuh duh? Gill I am fine mrs. gill, just deh ya a easy cack you nuh...............got me 4 bottles of wine, one going to dinner on Tuesday and well the next 3 ......... Dyam right Gurl...git f-ed hup call 'im and cuss his claat! Han end deh conversation wid "Yuh likkle pissa a sittin' neva duh nuttin' fuh mi hennyway!!!" BAM!! (Gurl, ain't nuttin' kill a yardmen more den telling dem dem cyaan hangle deh 'wuk'!!) Jus' my 2 cents! Love ya, Gill , I might just have to take you up pon that...........	phatmadame81	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-19 15:19:00