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Mexico, Latin & South AmericaYardies at home and a farrin, Part 27!

She is a conceirge, she works out at the pool area.

Ok...was thinking maybe she could get a job in a hotel when she comes here...I used to work at Swept Away in Negril and when I left Jamaica, I worked in hotels as my first job...
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-23 10:02:00
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We met at Iberostar Grand Rosehall resort where she worked. I was there on a business trip with my company and what can I say it was like love at first site...corny I know

We wernt even suppose to go there, only reason we were there and not Mexico id because of the Swine Flu...I'm sorry but I love the SWINE... :D

Oooooh....I think I remember seeing that before! What does she do at the resort?
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-23 09:51:00
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mi knoa mi knoa...im not going anywhere :no: Ya'll stuck wit me.

How did you two meet???
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-23 09:47:00
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Nice pic jae.

I just look at the Father day ablum shoot beautiful you surely have talent.

aww tenk yuh!!!!

Spent THREE hours on the father's day shoot, newborns are soooo hard...but SO worth it!!!
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-23 04:23:00
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Dammit....this question has been up down and around...SEVERAL people have told me I can collect unemployment, SEVERAL have told me I can't because I've only been here 3 months...Well SUS is right 99.9% of the time and she's in the CAN GET camp, my friend who is a lawyer ALSO just weighed in in the CAN GET camp....I SO badly want to take this summer off...I am SICK and TIRED of leaving my house at 6am and getting home at 7pm....I have SO many places to go, NY, CA, FL and even Jamaica and can't because of being chained to work....So will call them own damn self tomorrow and see what's up!!!!
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 15:53:00
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: -- thanks dillon I feel better.

LAWNY I KNEW IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER BECAUSE LOTS OF THINGS MAKE YOU FEEL BAD SO IT ONLY STANDS TO REASON SOME THINGS MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER BUT I HOPE YOU CONTINUE FEELING BETTER FOR THE REST OF THE DAY IT'S NOT NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY IF YOU DON'T FEEL BETTER ONCE YOU GO HOME SOMETIMES IT THE SMALL THINGS THAT COUNT
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 15:23:00
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Have you ever checked out the Britishexpats forum? I know they have linkups by area - you might some other UK expats there who live in your area - My friend used it when she moved here from Scotland

http://britishexpats...ad.php?t=631896

I use that site all the time...no good for jobs, but nice for idling!
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 15:20:00
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Have you ever checked out the Britishexpats forum? I know they have linkups by area - you might some other UK expats there who live in your area - My friend used it when she moved here from Scotland

http://britishexpats...ad.php?t=631896

I use that site all the time...no good for jobs, but nice for idling!
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 14:45:00
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mek mi si picha..

Si Lawny yah...


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JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 13:32:00
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Nope, was suppose to be in a wedding, but it was called off.

I need to ask a question. Now, ya'll tell me if this is not just flat out WRONG! Why would you send your fiancee who you've been with for 3 years a TEXT message that you're not ready for the next step (marriage) 8 days before the wedding date. Then he changes his FB status to "SINGLE"; then he send messages to his friends and family on facebook that the wedding is off. Now, they've been going back and forth on FB with the arguments and I couldn't take it anymore I deleted them both. Now, she's mad at me for deleting her. I told her if she wants to talk she can call me.

Anyone want to buy a pink and brown bridesmaid dress?

gi mi dem name mek mi add dem nuh?? nuhbaddy nuh hvae nuhdrama pan FB fi mi...chaaaa
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 13:17:00
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mi tell yuh nuff time tap post picha a dada without har permission...

DING DINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!


Sigh...just got the news that Friday is my last day....knew it was coming, but...sigh....
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 13:10:00
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This is me, my mother, grandmother, grand aunt, uncle and aunt...

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Nuh acks mi why mi, mi madda, granny and aunt all inna gold shoes!!

Mi cyaa believe mi uncle all dawka dan mi...no sah!
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 12:55:00
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C -- I'm here trying to stay awake. ... DC carnival dis weekend, right? Was up all night trying to tell someone who is a size 20 that they can't fit into a size 16 custom....jeezeeee

Yuh nah guh?? Mi deh deh pan mi EARS!
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 12:53:00
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jae - picha dem sweet as phock...

awww...tenk yuh kindly...si di full album yah http://Tara956.zenfolio.com/newborn

mi si di fawda poas up di pikcha pan FB, three message boards, myspace...Lawd heartwarming to see how much him love him pickney!

Me no mean fi laugh but... LOL... Career builder, monster are my favs...

JaE- might need some pics ;) Memba seh wi a fren when u ready fi charge me B-)


Fa-reak

LOL, mi wi memba!!! Mi mine did run pan yuh when mi drive tru Delaware....mi did a seh it nuh look like nuh black people live deh LOL! Pure pickup truck and redneck mi si..
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 12:16:00
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YAY!! They just emailed me back that I have a second interview at the job I really want! :dance:
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 11:41:00
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Income has to be enough for her, her husband and your husband...Her husband doesn't have to do anything....
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 11:38:00
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Hi everyone hope all is well just feel like crying today.

Girl, I know how you feel....

BUT BUT BUT, you are going to be FINE!!!

You HAVE a co-sponsor and he has a CLEAN record, so even though the Embassy is playing silly games, you WILL prevail. Try concentrating on that!! I know it's hard, you just want your baby home with you NOW, but trust me, it will make in even SWEETER when it happens...Hugs to you!
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 10:29:00
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Hey Miss Mo,

I also live in Michigan. Anytime you wanna, talk hit me up. I understand how you feel about the jobless rate.

Lawd...I smell a MICHGAN link up lol!
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 10:09:00
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hey Miss!! How yuh doing ooman!!

Are you on Facebook? I would love to link you up with my friend in Detroit, would be nice for you to know someone close by!
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 09:51:00
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Grrrrr.....my husband moved the angle of my monitor so after editing all day yesterday, had to re-edit 250 photos!!

Here are the pics of the newborn!

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JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 09:47:00
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Jae, the pictures are good, but I keep thinking poor baby ears with those big headphones one... yes, yes I know they weren't on... lol

You will end up in the right work place, trust that. (F)

The dad actually did put them on....I made him take them off and put two halves of broken ones on....He also wanted some crazy impossible photo with the baby actually lying on the mixer with all the knobs and dials...told him YOU set the photo up then, because it's not possible in my eyes....

Yes, I KNOW God has something special for me :)

Okay Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I just couldn't wait to jump on here to say that my hubby has a job!!!! :dance: :dance::dance: He got the very first job he applied for!! Yayyy.. He will be working at a Senior complex doing Custodial work. Funny thing is that he applied and when he went back the next week to check on his application, they said they hired someone. He was dissapointed. The lady was very impressed with him though and his resume (patting myself on the back and thanking Lady C and Sunny) she said she would call him if they needed anyone else. Low and behold she called today!!!! He will be starting on 7/1 (what a nice birthday gift for him) It has full medical coverage, 401k benefits, paid vacation and sick time. We go tomorrow for drug-test. It's pretty much a done deal. He can walk or ride a bike (which he wants to do) and his hours are 8 to 5. Weekends off... IM SO PROUD OF HIM!! :dance::dance: :dance:


Anyone's hubbies who he talks to ladies, please don't say anything especially on FB. He wouldn't want me talking about it just yet and I understand it.. but shoooo yall family :blush:

Praise God!!!


CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonderful!! I know how much this means, you FINALLY feel like you are contributing something!!!
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-22 04:23:00
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JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-21 19:46:00
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Had a really busy weekend...my great aunt's party was good...photoshoot went well too...

Has two interviews this morning, really want one, don't want the other...the one I do want will call me in a few days, the one I don't want wanted me to come in for a working interview tomorrow....told them I couldn't.....will see!

Isn't he CUTE?

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JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-21 19:39:00
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Ok so lastnite I emailed the emabssy again and explained about my dad now this person emailed back today and said the applicant can bring i these papers please call and reschedule. No I have gotten 2 different answers from the same embassy how funny. i plan to call at 1:30pm JA time that is when they start taking calls.

You'll probably get ANOTHER answer then!!

Sigh...I can't begin to imagine your frustration girl...TRY and get the person's name you speak with...I know sometimes they won't give their names though...
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-18 12:17:00
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lmao london mate... tottenham to be exact, originally from Walthamstow. u fass ee. looool

Lived in Tottenham for years!! First in Somerset Gardens and later Avenue Road! My son's father lives on Kitchener Road off Phillip Lane....Also lived in Walthamstow, can't remember the road but was across the road from the post office at the top of the market...
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-18 10:12:00
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woooooooooowser you lot really are nice. shoot i was in the uk forums on the AOS forums posting, and i noticed they replied to every1 else but me. I know i'm para but coming from H'inglan you know how genall ppl can be
no i'm the applicant, my lovely hubby is a yankee, i live with him in Detroit, Michigan. got married in SEptember of last year, i just got my greencard ( waiting for it to come in the post) right now i'm busy applying for work. its gonna be my 40th birthday next month.. whatelse... errr... what else you wan know?

tell me where is every1? anyone here in michigan??

oh i've been on these forums for the last 2.6 years so i'm technically not a newbie, just a stupid rass hanging out in forums where i had to beg fren ....lol

Nuh beg fren business bout yah!!!!

I have a friend in Michigan, she's on FB, you two should link!! She's American born with Jamaican parents, always partying lol!

Happy birthday when it come, in case mi figget!!

Yuh neva tell we which pawt a England yuh come from!
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-18 09:41:00
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ummmm.....patient requests a different dental assitant. Why? Because the one she had last time was CHEWING GUM!

We need to fire him.
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-18 09:24:00
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hello i'm new to this thread, i'm from the uk, with jamaican origins. Can I join? what i would like to know from people on this forum, is have you noticed some blatant racism on the blogs in other forums on this site. I dont mean the usual anti illegal immigrant thing i mean things like shunning, ignoring etc? or am i wrong??

Welcome!!

I haven't really noticed people ignoring/shunning others, but I don't really post very much under the other threads LOL!

I don't technically belong here, I belong in the UK thread but have almost NEVER posted there!! It's really friendly here!!

Where in the UK are you from?

And where in Jamaica are your family from??

Are you emigrating or is it your SO??

Mi know mi fass lol!
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-18 09:00:00
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Tell me about it :crying:

I am so tired of waiting, and hoping just to have those hopes crushed again and again.
I am tired of being strong all day and crying myself to sleep every night.
And one thing works for one person and not for another.
I can't imagine what yankie goes through with the twins.
It's just so overwhelming and lonely.

It really feels like Dudus has the whole place on alert.
I am sure the people who work there have been on pins and needles too.
I don't want to feel a way towards anybody, but I can't take much more. for real...

:cry:



Jap, my heart goes out to you...I CANNOT begin to imagine how hard it is....I was FRANTIC when I got pregnant that I wouldn't make it in time to fly here before the birth...but to go through not only the birth but almost the first year of the baby's life alone....sigh....

I hope and pray there is a resolution and soon...
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-18 08:18:00
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Bajan, I CANNOT see how the Embassy can justify giving out this #######!!!

Of COURSE someone who lives in the SAME household can be a joint sponsor!!

I would call the USCIS line and speak to someone there. Seems the answer in Kingston depends on the time of day!

So on the job hunting front, have an interview on Monday...going to NY this weekend...so have a busy few days ahead...leaving straight from work today....
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-18 06:36:00
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Dear Pastor,

I am seeing this married man for some time now. His wife found out about it and threw out his clothes. He is now living at my house. She has a child for him and they still talk to each other. But, every time I tell him to go back to his wife he says he is not going back because it has been a long time he wanted to leave. She even called the police to put him out. Now she is saying she made a mistake.

What should I do with this man? Please give me your fatherly advice. Take care and God Bless.

J.B.,

USA

Dear J. B.,

You wanted this man when he was living with his wife. His wife found out about you and threw him out. You took him in. Perhaps you didn't know that it was an awesome responsibility you took upon yourself. When you had a visiting relationship, you didn't have to take care of him. He came by, did his thing and left. You found it easier to deal with that.

Dear Pastor,

I am seeing this married man for some time now. His wife found out about it and threw out his clothes. He is now living at my house. She has a child for him and they still talk to each other. But, every time I tell him to go back to his wife he says he is not going back because it has been a long time he wanted to leave. She even called the police to put him out. Now she is saying she made a mistake.

What should I do with this man? Please give me your fatherly advice. Take care and God Bless.

J.B.,

USA

Dear J. B.,

You wanted this man when he was living with his wife. His wife found out about you and threw him out. You took him in. Perhaps you didn't know that it was an awesome responsibility you took upon yourself. When you had a visiting relationship, you didn't have to take care of him. He came by, did his thing and left. You found it easier to deal with that. Now he is 'man a yard' and you can't cope. In addition to that, his wife wants him back. So why can't you throw him out?

I know you don't want this man in your house. If you wanted him, you would ignore the plea of his wife. Of course he is talking nonsense when he told you he wanted to leave a long time ago. He too made a mistake by leaving her and you should not encourage him to stay at your house. Give him the boot.

Pastor
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-17 15:04:00
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Dear Pastor,

I have been with my boyfriend for one year, but his ####### is too small and I don't get any pleasure. I suggested to him that he should have his ####### enlarged. Do you think I am right?

B.,

Dear B.,

You want my opinion. That is not my business. You think your man should have a large #######. That is between the both of you. Some women laugh at men who have small penises. In fact, they make the men feel embarrassed.

The size of a man's ####### has very little to do with good love making. But again I say, it is not my business. If you think he is too small and he should go and have his ####### enlarged and he agrees to do so, that is not my business.

Pastor
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-17 14:58:00
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Dear Pastor,

I have been troubled for quite a while. The problem, my girlfriend, is a sexaholic. Sometimes she wants it five times for one night. This is very taxing on my body as I work very hard and cannot keep up. The other thing is, she barks like a dog when she climaxes. This scares me and I have become afraid of her. She is very pretty and I don't want to lose her.

Pastor, is there any pill she could take to curb her sex drive? What can be done about the barking? Please, help me.

H. T., St Andrew, Jamaica

Dear H. T.,

I don't know about the barking. I do know some women make lots of noise when they climax. A man told me that his woman has embarrassed him on a number of occasions when she climaxed. In fact, at the apartment where they live, neighbours often knock on their door and beg them to take it easy because the noise is disturbing them. Some men try to push rags into the mouths of their women to prevent them from making loud noises.

Some men make lots of noise too when they are about to ejaculate. A lady once told me that she had to end the relationship with a man because of the tremendous noise he made. Some talk all sorts of nonsense, when they are in ecstasy, but I have never heard anyone barking like a dog. It must be scary, indeed.

I doubt very much that this woman can be described as a sexaholic. To some people, it is normal to have sex two, three or four times in one night. Indeed, some men brag that they have been able to satisfy their wives' needs by having sex with them two or three times per night.

Your woman is requiring much from you, but you are shocked and sorry for yourself because you have not been able to keep up. I suggest you discuss the matter with your woman and if you both agree she needs help, you may contact Sexaholic Anonymous at www.sa.org/ sexaholic.php.
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-17 14:57:00
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Dear Pastor,
I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.
Yours sincerely,
Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.

Dear Pastor,
Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.
Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix

Dear Pastor,
My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.
Robert, age 11, Anderson

Dear Pastor,
I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon
about a raise in my allowance?
Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven

Dear Pastor,
My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold.
Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany

Dear Pastor,
I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there.
Stephen. Age 8, Chicago

Dear Pastor,
I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.
Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma

Dear Pastor,
I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance.
Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota

Dear Pastor,
Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.
Laurie. Age 10, New York City

Dear Pastor,
I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner.
Love, Ellen, age 9. Athens

Dear Pastor,
Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher.
Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh

Dear Pastor,
My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my
house.
Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena

Dear Pastor,
Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?
Sincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville

Dear Pastor,
Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.
Carla. Age 10, Salina

Dear Pastor,
I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron

Dear Pastor,
How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do
you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-17 14:54:00
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so wha yuh seh...dem a gay?

yes mi dear!! yuh can believe dat?? dem a plan fi jine one nudist colony and live happily ever after...
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-17 14:53:00
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doesnt anybody have any baby mama drama or hubby drama or pickney drama or mother in law drama to report????


Ok....

Mi juss fine out seh my husband's sixth baby mama has been having an affair wid mi MIL.....
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-17 14:45:00
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ow dem a guh ave wifi in di lobby but not inna di room?? di modem signal nah reach di whole building??? :bonk:

dem have mussi bout 20 floors....di signal weak yes...dem need a couple more routers...
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-17 14:03:00
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Does it mater that on the tax it doesn't have a apt number

I wouldn't worry about them saying you are a combined household. Because you are joint sponsors ANYWAY, so you have to earn enough COMBINED to support everyone in both households. In fact, it would be BETTER if he lived in the same household with you as the requirements would be satisfied more easily.
Ie,two people must make $15,150 but 4 people must make $23,000 if they live in the same household. SO basically, $7000 LESS that if were two seperate households ($15,000 + $15,000).
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-17 13:51:00
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Very true...how about the other interviews you had lined up? Was this the first one you went on? Good luck you will have a job before you know it.

Second interview I had went well, they are closed for two weeks and then back for a week so will call me in 3 weeks for a working interview...have another interview on Tuesday and another office is calling me back next week to schedule an interview....
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-17 13:22:00
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Bajan, no problem at all that I can see....
JaEnglishGirlFemaleUnited Kingdom2010-06-17 13:18:00