Forum	Title	Content	Member	Sex	Country	Date/Time
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Bloodcl@@t ah wicked deh dyam skettel gyal wicked fi duh a ting like dat tuh poor Rasta...(Now who have deh split personality ) Mi sarry Ras...mi sarry fi judge and scorn yuh sah!! It's true mi wouldda carry on bad if deh dyam foo foo gyal duh dem tings tuh deh 'I' , Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 25 October 2007 - 01:51 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-10-25 13:50:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Oct 25 2007, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rasta wan a man fi knock him ovah.........wah him nuh lef him breddah wooman alone......she no want him........... Jawi.........you a go get me fired...but it worth it my sister...keep it coming. ...tell us about it Madame!!! We all gonna be on the unemployment line together!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-10-25 13:35:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jonesie @ Oct 25 2007, 02:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Oct 25 2007, 11:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jonesie @ Oct 25 2007, 02:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Oct 25 2007, 10:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Tradee: Greetings in de name of His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I, King of King, Lord of Lords, Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, Elect of Jah, Mighty Negus, Ruler of Creation JAH RASTAFARI…Selassie I! if that ain't the longest rasta greeting ever...lawd Fi real...I was sayin deh same ting...jus wuh yuh waan from mi?? Come bang pon my door bright and hearly inna deh mawning fi tell mi DAT!!! Gill QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Oct 25 2007, 02:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am shaking with anxiousness (is there such a bloody word ) what is gonna happen,...............lawd god I KNOW...I think EVIL TRADEE is Baaaaaack!! Dyam Psycho!! Gill He wanna give her the wood! But she doan seh him wood nuh GOOD!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-10-25 13:30:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jonesie @ Oct 25 2007, 02:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Oct 25 2007, 10:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Tradee: Greetings in de name of His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I, King of King, Lord of Lords, Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, Elect of Jah, Mighty Negus, Ruler of Creation JAH RASTAFARI…Selassie I! if that ain't the longest rasta greeting ever...lawd Fi real...I was sayin deh same ting...jus wuh yuh waan from mi?? Come bang pon my door bright and hearly inna deh mawning fi tell mi DAT!!! Gill QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Oct 25 2007, 02:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am shaking with anxiousness (is there such a bloody word ) what is gonna happen,...............lawd god I KNOW...I think EVIL TRADEE is Baaaaaack!! Dyam Psycho!! Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 25 October 2007 - 01:22 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-10-25 13:21:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Oct 25 2007, 02:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Run Melodee Run!!! Lock your doors and shut the grill! Mi nuh tink dis a end well FI REAL!!!! Gwann guh git yuh pissa iron fi his RAS!!! , Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-10-25 13:06:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jonesie @ Oct 25 2007, 01:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Oct 25 2007, 10:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Melodee had fallen asleep in only her stilettos waiting for Delmar to return and finish what they had started on the verandah. She wasn’t sure how long she had been sleeping, or how long she had cried. Melodee would never let him know that she cried whenever he disappeared. She knew that Delmar’s weakness was women, and she tried to keep things fresh and exciting between them. She could not loose him, and she would continue to turn a blind eye to his philandering ways. Delmar was an excellent lover, and left Travis in his dust. She had been in love with Travis during secondary, but his bedroom skills left a lot to be desired. Her girlfriends had told her how Delmar’s skills made them weak. So, she set her eyes on Delmar, and set a plan in motion that should have gotten rid of Travis for good. Melodee is startled awake by an insistent pounding on the front door. The person is in a hurry to get in, and she is certain that it is not Delmar. She rubs her tear-swollen eyes, and pads over to the door while shrugging into her kimono robe. Her heart lurches in her throat at the sight of him. Their resemblance is uncanny. There was a time when she couldn’t tell them apart, a time when she really loved Travis. A thought makes her tremble in stark fear, and snatches the door open.* Melodee: Rasta! Whaa happen tuh Shotta? Oh Gawd! Whaa mek? LAWD WAT A SINTING! I KNOW!!!!! She jus' lef us hanging suh???? 'Whaa mek??', INDEED??? Gill Mi sarry, mi couldn't hangle deh incest ting...much less batty bwoy...that wouldda be a DARK DARK turn!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-10-25 12:52:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Oct 25 2007, 12:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This is so good Jawi! Much respect for your writing skills Come on Toya...go for Fitz!!! Mya must be preggers now with all that sex on the beach True DAT, Yardie!! Yeah Man, mi much prefer Toya wid Fitzroy! Rasta to freaky freaky fi mi...him & him hole spilt personality self! First, him a starring at Tran amd Melodee, now Tran and Mya...maybe it's Tran 'im in love wid LOVE IT STILL JAWS!!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MY BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL SISTREN!!!! Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-10-25 11:57:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jonesie @ Nov 14 2007, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Elizabethnhenry @ Nov 14 2007, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jonesie @ Nov 14 2007, 01:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey ya'll Thanks for the prayers and well wishes. I'm at home doing what I can now until it's time to go to the hospital (Rhonda get an exercise ball if you don't have one - they work wonders for contraction pains ). I'm hoping baby boy comes sooner than later because I am sick of the contractions! Catching up now with the story... Hi Jonesie!!! I am glad to hear you are doing great. Was thinking of you all morning. Hey but what if this story is like mustard and brings on labor??? Jawi might have to go into the doula/midwife business. well her story is getting some things started with me so we'll see if "washing the baby's head" will make the contractions stronger . I wanna take a walk later to see if that helps. Lawd, Ken jus mention dat deh other day and I was like "WHAT!!!!" Mi neva 'ere dat one before! Leave it tuh Yardies, t be so dyam direct!! I love it!! Glad, yuh feeling likkle better Sweets!! I was worried!!! Hang in there likkle longer...til next Friday (if yuh cyan )!! I want a Saggi Baby!!! But, at this point it's not what me, you or anyone but he wants ! Hang tight Chica and knoa seh'im soon come!! Many blessings for a safe han quick delivery, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-14 14:34:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Omoba @ Nov 14 2007, 12:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jawi, stay strong and never give up. God's time is the best time ! Read my siggy and the 100 flaming hoops we have to jump through. Stay strong.....be encouraged, your time will come. If it is meant to be it will happen but don't give up. Getting on a plane to Germany in a few hours and just saying I will be back in this thread in 10 days to catch up. I will be without a computer and sitting over there wondering what the story will be like ........ Much love :energetic: Omoba Safe travel Omob's!! Godspeed & many blessings, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-14 13:09:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 14 2007, 12:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jonesie is fine and resting at home. She is still having contractions, but they have slowed down considerably. I didn't get granted a divorce today. The judge wants to see my ex in court. He is illegal, and barely accepts my calls because I filed for the divorce. The judge stated that they will serve him notice at his last known address. We can't get scheduled for the trial calendar until after the first of the year. If he doesn't show up, the judge will hold him in contempt and grant my divorce. I know it seems like a small delay, but in my heart it is huge. I'm hurting right now because I have to cancel my trip to Jamaica that was scheduled for 12/30 to 1/12. I'm hurting because I have been wanting this divorce for the last three years, and I can't get it. I'm hurting because I can't be with Aron. I can't file paperwork, I'm just stuck here all alone in pain. I don't have a timeline, a countdown, nothing to look forward to regarding my future. I have an albatross hanging on my neck, draining me for everything I have. I give up. My journey is over. I don't have the heart or strength to go through all of this anymore. I will face the fact that maybe Aron and I really aren't meant to be. Jawi. Jawi My darling, please don't give up on yourself and your happiness! I know right now it's easier to look at the dark side...that's what the devil is working for. HE IS A LIAR!!!! Jawi, their is a light at the end of your dark dark tunnel!! I know I feel your pain Sis. But your day, man & light is coming. Look at the bright side...you are blessed with healthy children, a shelter, and a job. Jawi, try to focus on all that you have accomplished this year! You are on the tip of the iceberg of being rid of your Ex, you found a new a wonderful god-given talent and you have a family here that cares and loves you more than I think you even realize. I can't tell you that Aron is the one for you...but I do know there is a man out there that is! Baby Girl, this is the time now more than EVER you need to hang ON tuh yuh FAITH AND TRUST inna deh Lawd!! Jawi, has he failed you yet??? Has he??? NO!!!! And he ain't gonna fail you now! Just walk with him now...he WILL carry you, cause I know you don't even feel like you can carry yourself! Lean on him, your family and most importanly LEAN ON US!!! You are ALWAYS there to take our minds offa our worries, disappointments and troubles...with your wonderful story and your even more beautiful personality...SO WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT WE WOULDN'T BE THERE FOR YOU NOW!! Sis, as always you are in my prayers and just know...HE HAS A MAN & A PLAN FOR YOU...You just have to HOLD TIGHT to your faith in him that he will deliver! FRemember he don't work on our time...we work on HIS!! I LOVE YOU GIRL!!! Take a break...or even a mini breakdown, if you need...CRY IT OUT!!! Then GET UP and brush yourself off and tell the Bloodcleat devil fi tek weh 'imself...CAUSE HE IS A LIAR AND THE LORD, YOUR FATHER AND SAVIOR HAS A BEAUTIFUL WELL-LAID PLAN FOR YOU AND YOU ARE GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS!!! Walk in light. Love always, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-14 13:06:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 14 2007, 10:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good morning family Any word on Jonesie? Many prayers to her and family Hope all goes well at the hearing, Jawi These latest installments Too bad Mya didn't get the better part of Melodee...I would have loved to see that happen. What do you think Ian is up to? Mawning Yards, Nuttin' yet bout Jones. I wouldda like fi see Melodee git a noice cyana whupa$$ tuh!! (I'm startin' fi tink she maybe deserve Ian ) Speaking of the devil...knowing Ian...whateva 'im hup tuh is no good! Bless , Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-14 11:16:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE********** Happy Wednesday Folks!! Half way there!! Just think this time next week, some of us will be done with work for FOUR WHOLE DAYS!!!!! Blessings and love to all, Gill P.S.- Have a good day! (Feeling better today, something like a stinking NOA2 ain't gonna hold me down for long !!) Enjoy!!! ******************************************************************************** Breed Har Again A 17 year-old Jamaican girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for the last two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the pharmacy and buys a pregnancy test. Confirming her worst fears, the test result is positive. Shouting, swearing and crying, the Mother says, "Which rass man do dis to you? Mi need fi know now!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a BMW X5 pulls up in front of their house; a dapper looking man dressed in an Armani suit steps out and walks to the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother, & the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs & provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a factory and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and very decisively tells him, "You can breed har again ..."	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-14 10:29:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	GOOD LUCK TODAY JAWS...Sending many prays and good vibes your way!!! Love yuh , Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-14 07:01:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 13 2007, 08:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Melodee: RAASTAA?! Answa de door nuh man. knock knock Mi knoa yuh vexed but mi need yuh. knock knock knock Mya: Travis. Baby…oooo…Travis w-wwaiit..Ooo…no…don’t stop. Oh-Okay…w-waait baby. Listen. SH**! Travis someone is-is l-loo-OOOOO-king for you…bbbbaaaaabbbyyyyy….oooooOOOOOwwwuuuuuoooo! Tradee: Nuh bodda wid dat. Ggggrrrrr…AAAAHHHH…ssshoooo….Mi nuh care. De eediat fe come back lata! SSSHHHH**!...quint ie up…quint hup de pums pon de cocky. De pums sweet and juicy…aaaaggggrrrrr…bbbbuuummmbboooclll**! Jah… Melodee: Rasta…ah yuh dat? Whaa gwaan? *Walks to the edge of the verandah to peer around the side of the house.* Wwwwooooieeeee! Jeezum peezam! Ah whoa! Ow yuh suh rude star? Yuh cyan tek yuh brownin inna house like a deestant oomans? Whaa mek yuh sex har outta door? Yuh neva have nuh broughtsupy? Mya: SH**! Travis! Wait. Let me down. STOP! Travis look. Who is that? Travis: Eh? Ah whaa? Huh? Bloodcl**! *Travis looks at Melodee without really seeing her, and continues to sex Mya. Mya is mortified and slaps at Tradee’s hands in an attempt to dislodge from his waist. She falls to the ground with a thud before righting herself, and struggling to replace her disheveled dress.* Melodee: *laughing hysterically* wwwwooooooiiieeee! Eh eh! Mi bwoy yuh moves wicked tuh rass! Why yuh nuh move like dat fe mi Ras? Yuh mek mi pums jump. Woooooiiiieee! De handaconda grow tall fe tru Tradee. Yuh still wan mi fe sit pon yuh like chair? Mi quint up mi pums betta dan henny ooman frum farrin baby. WWWIIICCCKKEDDD!!!! *kiss teet* Har a skettel? Stella gwaan get har groove back wid de Rent-a-dread? Eh Eh! Mi belly! Mya: What? Travis! Who is this? What did she say? Travis: *Tradee forces his semi-erect hood back into his jeans. He makes sure Mya is decent. Then he stalks over to Melodee.* Yuh brite, facety and hout hof horda star! Whaa mek yuh suh craven mi yout? Move an come hout. Mi tell yuh sey wid business dun doan? Ah whaa? Yuh come fe beg fe de cocky? Mi brodda cyan manage? Yuh wan rhaatid skettel who nuh knoa harself! Mi nuh tell yuh agen skettel! MOVE and come hout. Melodee: Ah whaa? Why yuh vex wid mi Ras? Whaa mi do yuh? Mya: Who the hell is this bi***? Travis you better start talking, and fast! Who is she? What is she talking about? And, why in the he** is she laughing so hard? Rude h**! Melodee: Mi gyal mind yuhself nuh! Mya: Talk English bi***! Tradee: Mya calm dung nuh. Nuh worries alright. Mi love yuh. You trust me right? Then, let me handle this. Remember I told you about the ooman that my brother was seeing? Yeah, the one that tried to frame me…well you are looking at her. BLOODCLA*TTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jus' mine deh pickney yuh a carry zeen Mya!!!? Melodee wouldda love mek dat drop from yuh womb!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-14 06:53:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 13 2007, 08:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 13 2007, 06:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> JONESIE BABY LUV...I PRAY ALL WILL BE WELL U AND FI FAM..U GONNA BE A MOMMY SOON....AWWW PRECIOUS MI ALMOST READY MI A NEX ONE...BABY LUV MI DEH HERE PRAYING AND PULLING FOR YAH OK !!! Swirley where have u been...yes..u have a whole lot of catching up to do Jawi wid u freaky ppl dem...wait till Gill and Claire come and read u a go drive dem mad..plus dem affi go wrap up wid pillow...just fi right now dou fi dem time soon come up luv oonu long time Kimmy Eeehhhnnn??! Yuh nuh heasy atall mi gyal. Wan more time bout we pillow clinching...and mi ago PM de story tuh everybaddy but Kimmy...cha! Chat bout! Nuh tuh laang ago yuh hubby did a yaad! Mi his longa den hall of oonu...mi nuh even have a NOA1 yet...mi nuh have nuh cancelled check or divorce decree yet...cha! NO MORE STORY!!! I'm DRIVING MYSELF INSANE!!!!! Hehehehehehe...good fuh yuh Jaws!!! Currently single throbbing pums ooman...UNITE!!!! Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-14 06:48:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (sjb1221 @ Nov 13 2007, 08:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 13 2007, 07:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 13 2007, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hi everyone...Jonesie wanted me to ask you all to pray for her and her family. She went into labor this morning. She has dilated one centimeter so far, but the doctors felt she was safe to go home and be more comfortable. Adding Jones to my prayer list!!! Hang in there Chica!! Jawi, please tell her that we ALL love her and are praying for the safe delivery of our likkle bwoy! Blessings always, Gill Ditto. Please let Jonesie know we love her . Deyoungting - I wish you a speeding NOA2 soon You maybe stuck in a security check. Thanks Chica, I appreciate it! Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-14 06:30:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (shrewdgal @ Nov 13 2007, 07:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 13 2007, 07:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 13 2007, 06:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> JONESIE BABY LUV...I PRAY ALL WILL BE WELL U AND FI FAM..U GONNA BE A MOMMY SOON....AWWW PRECIOUS MI ALMOST READY MI A NEX ONE...BABY LUV MI DEH HERE PRAYING AND PULLING FOR YAH OK !!! Swirley where have u been...yes..u have a whole lot of catching up to do Jawi wid u freaky ppl dem...wait till Gill and Claire come and read u a go drive dem mad..plus dem affi go wrap up wid pillow...just fi right now dou fi dem time soon come up luv oonu long time Kimmy Kimmy yuh LUC-KY...yuh soften yuh statement up pon deh end!! Awwwooooieee...mi tink mi size 11 boot haffi come luk fi yuh baxside! Ehehhhhh wan can act all boasy since weh 'ave husband stateside now! A joke mi joke wid yuh Sis! (mi 'ope yuh done knoa dat arready!) Bwoy, tiddey was a rough wan...mi nuh knoa who mi nuh 'aras fi mi NOA2. Mi Senator dem TIYAD fi 'ear mi mout! USCIS probably put mi file pon deh bottom of deh pile...deh weh mi call dem. Bwoy, hat dis point mi wouldda LUCKY if mi get a March interview! Nuh worry bout mi yah! Just 'aving a tough USCIS day...it soon pass...lemme guh read deh FIYAAA installment Jawi post fi 'elp cheer mi up! Love oonuh , Gill Oh Gill - I understand! I go thru the VSC too. boo. I always heard they were faster. I actually havent filed long enough ago to be impatient but.. I am anyway!!! Where do you live? Im in VA Im in NY...VSC USED to be fast...huntil I filed ...OF COURSE!!! No worries...it's coming, I know that...just when!!! Thanks, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 20:16:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 13 2007, 06:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> JONESIE BABY LUV...I PRAY ALL WILL BE WELL U AND FI FAM..U GONNA BE A MOMMY SOON....AWWW PRECIOUS MI ALMOST READY MI A NEX ONE...BABY LUV MI DEH HERE PRAYING AND PULLING FOR YAH OK !!! Swirley where have u been...yes..u have a whole lot of catching up to do Jawi wid u freaky ppl dem...wait till Gill and Claire come and read u a go drive dem mad..plus dem affi go wrap up wid pillow...just fi right now dou fi dem time soon come up luv oonu long time Kimmy Kimmy yuh LUC-KY...yuh soften yuh statement up pon deh end!! Awwwooooieee...mi tink mi size 11 boot haffi come luk fi yuh baxside! Ehehhhhh wan can act all boasy since weh 'ave husband stateside now! A joke mi joke wid yuh Sis! (mi 'ope yuh done knoa dat arready!) Bwoy, tiddey was a rough wan...mi nuh knoa who mi nuh 'aras fi mi NOA2. Mi Senator dem TIYAD fi 'ear mi mout! USCIS probably put mi file pon deh bottom of deh pile...deh weh mi call dem. Bwoy, hat dis point mi wouldda LUCKY if mi get a March interview! Nuh worry bout mi yah! Just 'aving a tough USCIS day...it soon pass...lemme guh read deh FIYAAA installment Jawi post fi 'elp cheer mi up! Love oonuh , Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 19:13:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 13 2007, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hi everyone...Jonesie wanted me to ask you all to pray for her and her family. She went into labor this morning. She has dilated one centimeter so far, but the doctors felt she was safe to go home and be more comfortable. Adding Jones to my prayer list!!! Hang in there Chica!! Jawi, please tell her that we ALL love her and are praying for the safe delivery of our likkle bwoy! Blessings always, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 19:05:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 13 2007, 04:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Tradee moves his mouth slowly toward his target. His kiss is soft and explorative. Tradee is still hunting for empty and vacated spaces because he wants to occupy her entire heart. Mya allows his searching tongue to dominate and conquer until every emotional wall that she erected came tumbling down. Awwwoiiieee, fi a minute deh mi tink deh Rasta was headed 'downtown'...hehehehe...Silly mi...Rasta nah nyam 'pork'...but what a day DAT wouldda be... Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 17:00:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 13 2007, 01:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks Gill for the link! I am totally going to get them Although I have to wait because #38 doesn't come out til 11/20...that sucks! But I am not going to order seperate and pay two seperate shipping bills No problem...#36 is the LICK!!!!! I love that one...I'm looking forward to #38 too! Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 15:01:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Mephys @ Nov 13 2007, 02:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So far, if I understand correctly, all that HIV thing was a fake from Ian, so Toya and cie are fine... BUT quinisha infected Ian, so Ian might infect his next victim....right ? Yup...that's right Mephys! Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 14:51:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 13 2007, 10:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 12 2007, 06:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 12 2007, 05:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not to mash up Jawi's story but I need some more JA help. Ok so I have an old man for a hubby sometimes...all we ever listen to is Beres Hammond, Al Green, Dennis Brown, Bob...old stuff. I am so sick of old stuff...it is good but I want to be up with the time ya know?? So any good suggestions to get more JA music in my life but the hubby isn't gonna handle no Bounty or Sizzla I am a big Richie Spice fan...anythings similar? Lawd you all would have died this weekend...we pulled out the Culture Club mix Good music but Lawd Yardie yuh 'ave mi laffing til mi near ded!! First, deh sexy lyrics yuh a use pon yuh poor husbon...now dis... Try Tarrus Riley, Jah Cure, Alaine, I Wayne, Morgan Heritage, Da'ville, & Etana. They are all conscious artists, that limit th slackness and sing more about uplifting the world and love. It look like yuh a come outta yuh likkle shell Yardie...mi 'appy fi see it! I give yuh props for stepping outside yuh comfort zone and seeing what's out deh. Much Respect Yardie -ask away Chica...weh 'appy fi 'elp, Gill Yardie nuff nice vibes wid dem artists dere. You are just too precious. I love the effort you are putting into your man and marriage. Awww thanks I used to be up on all things JA...but then when me and the mister started having problems I didn't want anything to do with him...including JA. It was my hurt and pain that caused that. Now I am trying to catch back up and get my groove back So I went through our mix tapes last night with the mister and asked him "who sings this one? and dis? and dis? Come to find out I really like I-Wayne, Richie Spice, TOK and some white guy from Europe that DH can't remember his name I liked the songs...just never knew who sang them. So we went to get some CD's last night and can I just say this town doesn't have any clue about reggae/dancehall! They didn't have anything but the oldies at all 3 places we checked. So no new CD's for me...but you know that the hubby got himself ANOTHER Buju, ANOTHER Bob (really don't we have them all by now?!) and ordered ANOTHER Peter Tosh...I tell yuh I just can't get away Thanks for all the suggestions and love everyone...it really means a lot Yardie, If yuh guh tuh VPrecords. com, they have a "Stricly the Best" line . Volumes 36 & 38 would be right up your block! You can buy them via the internet! They are compilation albums of the best rockers, conscious and love songs. Fortunately, here in NY, they have a store, so I just hop tuh Queens and pick dem up. But you can order on line... http://www.vprecords.com/catalog.php? Blessed, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 13 November 2007 - 11:35 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 11:34:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (clairern @ Nov 12 2007, 09:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This is as close to action some of us is gonna get for awhile. I have totally immersed myself in this story and feel every thrust of Rasta's buddy You re bringing out the devil in me girl. ...AMEN...Clariey mi love, mi 'ear yuh pon DAT!!! Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 10:37:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	***********TUESDAY CHUCKLE********** Hey Guys, Sorry it's kindda late today and a quickie...work is NON-STOP ALREADY!!! I'll check you all later!! Blessed , Gill P.S.- Bwoy, wat a weh oonuh was busy wid chat...mi 'av nuff reading fi duh when mi reach back! ******************************************************************************** **** Me Waan Chicken A man walked into a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Jamaica and "passed out" on the floor. People gathered around to help him by fanning and doing everything they could to help him regain conciousness. Someone peeled an orange and started squeezing the juice into his mouth, whereupon the man suddenly came back to life, pushed the person away and yelled, "Luk yah man! If me did want orange, me woulda fall down in de market." ******************************************************************************** *	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-13 09:32:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 12 2007, 05:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not to mash up Jawi's story but I need some more JA help. Ok so I have an old man for a hubby sometimes...all we ever listen to is Beres Hammond, Al Green, Dennis Brown, Bob...old stuff. I am so sick of old stuff...it is good but I want to be up with the time ya know?? So any good suggestions to get more JA music in my life but the hubby isn't gonna handle no Bounty or Sizzla I am a big Richie Spice fan...anythings similar? Lawd you all would have died this weekend...we pulled out the Culture Club mix Good music but Lawd Yardie yuh 'ave mi laffing til mi near ded!! First, deh sexy lyrics yuh a use pon yuh poor husbon...now dis... Try Tarrus Riley, Jah Cure, Alaine, I Wayne, Morgan Heritage, Da'ville, & Etana. They are all conscious artists, that limit th slackness and sing more about uplifting the world and love. It look like yuh a come outta yuh likkle shell Yardie...mi 'appy fi see it! I give yuh props for stepping outside yuh comfort zone and seeing what's out deh. Much Respect Yardie -ask away Chica...weh 'appy fi 'elp, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 18:58:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 04:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ian’s eyes bug out of his head when he notices the cab driver stop for more people on the road.*[/i] ...mi nuh tink Ian a guh rush dung tuh Yard EVER again afta dissa yah hexperience! Bwoy,, Jaw's yuh really puttin' 'im through hit! Han I don't feel bad a dyam fi deh blinking jacka$$!! Good fi his cla*t!!! Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 16:07:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 12 2007, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> waiiii...eeeeehehee..mi a ded..dyam fool..IAN u r on the isle of POT OLES welcome..u betta have di money ready fi fix the ppl dem cyar plus wah dem a go jack up di price to cause u a farrina Kikikikikiiiiiii... awoiiieee...Ian a guh kill mi wid laff tiday! God don't like hugly Ian, Man!! And man dat weh yuh carry on far surpass hugly! Figit bout 'pot' ole...dem ting inna Yardi is more like Dutchie ole! ...a likkle pot tuh noice fi describe dem deh TRANSMISSION BUSTA!!!! , Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 12 November 2007 - 03:13 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 15:13:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ian: What was that? *Ian is abruptly jolted out of his thoughts when his rental careens into a mile wide pothole. He pulls the car over to the side of the road to survey the damage. Smoke is spiraling from under the hood, one of the front tires is completely busted. Ian opens the hood to find out just how bad things are. The radiator is cracked, and smoke escapes the confines of the car with a loud angry hiss.* TOOOYYYAAA!!!! YOU will pay for this bullsh** babygirl…oh yeah…I’m going to make you pay for all of this sh**! [i]*Ian tried to use his cell phone to call Hertz, but his phone reads “No Signal”. He kicks at the car in frustration, and walks out to wave down help. Ian stands on the side of the road for what seems like hours, before someone finally stops to help.*[/i] HEHEHE "WELCOME TO JAMAICA" Ian...Yuh Cla*t!! Good fi yuh ras!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 14:16:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 12 2007, 01:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mi deh yah girl it's Monday and mi waah go home fi a piece a di sumptin wah Mya and Tradee a gwaan wid...dem too hot fi me HAhaa..u see it..mi caan wait fi gi 'im a chop to ! mi sharpen mi blade already Hat least yuh caan DRIVE tuh yuh pissa a sittin'...mi haffi 'signal deh plane' or 'row-a-boat' (Lissen sum oldies tunes rightta now...can yuh tell?) tuh mine...SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPSS.<long dutty disgusting kissteet> Blessed, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 12 November 2007 - 02:01 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 14:01:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 12 2007, 12:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 12 2007, 12:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 12:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Ian swears that he smells like the foul odors escaping from the airplane’s restrooms. He walks off the plane periodically sniffing his suit lapels. Ian is glad that he doesn’t have baggage to claim, and bypasses the anxious vacationers in a huff. When he gets to the Hertz rental counter, he reaches into his pants for his wallet and money clip. Ian looks down around his feet and back along the path he just traveled. The airport is full, and people are meandering and walking all over the place.* Ian: How in the he**! Where is my clip? DAMN! PHOCK! Can my day possibly get any more PHOCKED UP!!!! *He racks his brain in an attempt to remember the last time he saw it. It could be anywhere by now. He wish he could beat the skin off the person that witnessed him drop it and picked it up. Ian checks the contents of his wallet, and decides to use his plastic until he can get more cash. The gentleman behind the counter is blathering on and on about the required security deposit, and insurance. The rates are a lot steeper than those in the States. Ian exhales loudly, and decides not to make a big deal about it. The quicker he gets to his destination, the quicker he can expect to get back home.* DUNT DUNT DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN... Ian reach tuh blood cla*t...run fi oonuh lives...Yardies run fa oonuh Machetes...Mashiette UNITE fi mash-HE-hup !!!! hahahaa..mad ooman....wapen..u no easy at all...ahHAHHAHAAHAA..mi ave mine longtime a wait fi 'im arrival Nuttin' much Sis...jus waiting fi Ian's BEAT DOWN!!!! How yuh duh? Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 13:00:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 12:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Ian swears that he smells like the foul odors escaping from the airplane’s restrooms. He walks off the plane periodically sniffing his suit lapels. Ian is glad that he doesn’t have baggage to claim, and bypasses the anxious vacationers in a huff. When he gets to the Hertz rental counter, he reaches into his pants for his wallet and money clip. Ian looks down around his feet and back along the path he just traveled. The airport is full, and people are meandering and walking all over the place.* Ian: How in the he**! Where is my clip? DAMN! PHOCK! Can my day possibly get any more PHOCKED UP!!!! *He racks his brain in an attempt to remember the last time he saw it. It could be anywhere by now. He wish he could beat the skin off the person that witnessed him drop it and picked it up. Ian checks the contents of his wallet, and decides to use his plastic until he can get more cash. The gentleman behind the counter is blathering on and on about the required security deposit, and insurance. The rates are a lot steeper than those in the States. Ian exhales loudly, and decides not to make a big deal about it. The quicker he gets to his destination, the quicker he can expect to get back home.* DUNT DUNT DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN... Ian reach tuh blood cla*t...run fi oonuh lives...Yardies run fa oonuh Machetes...Mashiette UNITE fi mash-HE-hup !!!! Edited by Deyoungting, 12 November 2007 - 12:51 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 12:51:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	PREGNANCY TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWOOOOOOOIIIIIEEEEE!!!!! Surrrrrrrps!! Jawi toppi...hurryhup han post deh nex part arready!! -Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 12:31:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Mya kisses Tradee, and he wraps his body around her tiny frame in an all-consuming embrace. They dress quickly, and Mya asks the hotel to arrange a car rental for them. The local car rental company brings the requested gunmetal gray S-class convertible Mercedes rather quickly. Tradee smiles enthusiastically at the thought of driving the luxury vehicle. He opens Mya door, and walks around to the driver’s side. They drive off toward his home. Tradee tries to calm his driving habits because Mya begins squealing and grabbing for some form of stability. She closes her eyes and a wave of nausea overcomes her fear. Tradee pulls the car off the road, and holds Mya’s hair back as she looses her small breakfast. He helps her clean up, and drives away slowly. Impatient drivers honk and overtake them because he refuses to do over 30 mph. Mya puts her head back, and prays that she doesn’t get sick again. Tradee pulls into a local grocery store, and leaves Mya in the car resting. He comes out with water, tea and a pregnancy test.* Why do I feel like I'm the only one reading the story lately? I can stop if you don't want to read anymore. EhEh...Ooman wuh duh yuh? Yuh Mad? Beg yuh duh keep typing fi mi PUH-LEASE!!! I think everyone anxiously anticipating deh Ian blow-up Ian is deh one wi love fi HATE!! Yuh a duh a good job Sis...keep gong puh-lease!! Heveryone else soon cyatch-hup! , -(But, yuh doan knoa dat halready) Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 12:27:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 10:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, I had to find a healthy outlet. A would kill me if I found my own make do Tran/Tradee for the time being. lackasex gwaan ded mi! FAADA! Mi 'ear yuh Baby Girl...yuh tink hit you one? Hush...soon reach or 'come' ...as the case may be!!! , Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 11:08:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 10:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 12 2007, 10:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 10:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jonesie @ Nov 12 2007, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 06:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mya experiences several multiples from Tradee’s relentless onslaught, and she even passed out briefly from the intensity. She begins begging for mercy, and he obliges by entering her inch by excruciating inch. They ride wave after wave clinging to the other in the sea of their love. Afterwards, the couple lay exhausted and drained in each others arms, completely sated.*[/i] Di man craven! Ital food keep di buddy ready yuhseeit! Maybe I should convince A to change his diet. LOL INDEED!!!!!! That was a lovely quickie dissa mawning I need to knoa what deh 'ell Mya duh fi manage halla dem positon deh!! Mya 'ave a workout video available fi wi??? Dat a nex ting yuh couldda mek a pissa change from Jaw's...Mya workout fi 'WUK...HIT...HOUT'!!! Bless Bless, Gill LOL...it's been too long for me. I have to...errr..Mya has to perfect it before it can be released. kikikikiki Well weh halready knoa 'Mya' nuh come hup wid halla dem positions by harself...suh whether it Mya or Jawi...someone need fi put hout a video or dvd fi 'enlighten deh resta wi! , Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 10:28:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 10:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jonesie @ Nov 12 2007, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 12 2007, 06:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *She rolls over and kisses him again before jumping off the bed and skipping energetically into the bathroom. Mya takes a quick shower, and adds body oil to her still wet body. She puts on a pair of platform Lucite heels, and her crystal rhinestone belly chain that loops through her belly ring. Mya puts on a little bit of lip gloss and tosses her untamed tresses. She selects one of Tradee’s large shirts, and buttons it over her nude form. Tradee smiles at Mya appreciatively when she exits the bathroom wearing his shirt. He watches her stroll saucily over to the bed. Tradee remains on his back with his head propped up on the large overstuffed pillows. He holds out a hand to assist her step up on the bed. Mya steps over Tradee’s body, and straddles him in a wide-legged stance with her hands on her hips. She allows her foot to slowly trace down his chest and abdomen. Then, she begins to move slowly in an exotic strip tease. Mya unbuttons the top button of Tradee’s shirt, and allows it to fall off one of her shoulders. She slowly removes the shirt, and holds it in front of her to modestly cover her nudity. When Tradee licks his lips, she tosses the shirt to the floor with grand gesture. Tradee inhales sharply at the sight of her sparkling waistline and shimmering skin. He allows his eyes to rove her entire body voraciously. Tradee begins telling Mya in full detail how he plans to make love to each body part that he spies. Mya’s body begins trembling with anticipation. Tradee’s visual journey over her body is exciting and mind boggling. He is driving her insane with wanton desire, all without lifting a finger to touch her.* Tradee: Run your fingers through your hair baby. Lick your lips slowly. Now, pretend your hands are my hands. Pose for the camera Empress. Ah, yeah…that's it baby. Take your time. No rushing, we’ve got all day. On my instruction, I want you to touch yourself like I’m touching you for the first time. I want you to touch yourself exactly as I tell you. If my touch doesn't please you, I want you to tell me how I should “touch” you. However, you can't show me, or start until I expressly tell you to do it. *Mya plays the game of "Travis Says" like a pro. She is excited to watch him touching himself as she pleasures herself. They “make love” to each other in this manner for over an hour. When Mya thinks she can’t take another minute of this blissful torment, Tradee reaches up for her waist and pulls her down to him. He flips her over to her back, and rolls on top of her. Tradee enters her with the strength of a bulldozer. He pulls her legs up and over his shoulders. Mya uses the heels of her platforms to pull her legs back toward the headboard, and give Tradee more access. Tradee is relentless in his pursuit to drive Mya insane with desire. He withdraws from her, and begins to make slow love to every inch of her body just as he promised earlier. Mya begins babbling incoherently as tears stream down her face. Tradee continues his blissful assault on his woman’s senses, and gently kisses her flowing tears away. He never stops talking to her, whispering his love and his intentions. Mya experiences several multiples from Tradee’s relentless onslaught, and she even passed out briefly from the intensity. She begins begging for mercy, and he obliges by entering her inch by excruciating inch. They ride wave after wave clinging to the other in the sea of their love. Afterwards, the couple lay exhausted and drained in each others arms, completely sated.* Di man craven! Ital food keep di buddy ready yuhseeit! Maybe I should convince A to change his diet. LOL INDEED!!!!!! That was a lovely quickie dissa mawning I need to knoa what deh 'ell Mya duh fi manage halla dem positon deh!! Mya 'ave a workout video available fi wi??? Dat a nex ting yuh couldda mek a pissa change from Jaw's...Mya workout fi 'WUK...HIT...HOUT'!!! Bless Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 10:19:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	**********MONDAY CHUCKLE********** Good Mawning All...Happy Monday!! I hope everyone had a good weekend! Blessed, Gill ******************************************************************************** *** International Airport Test A study was conducted recently to determine the average crime rate at international airports around the world. The study made use of an ordinary looking man standing in the airport terminal and reading a newspaper. He had an empty briefcase next to him, which he would ignore. Observers then recorded how long it took for the briefcase to be snatched. In Brussels, Belgium the case was stolen within 4 minutes and 20 seconds. In Washington DC it was stolen within 3 minutes and 16 seconds. At Heathrow, London the briefcase was snatched in less than 2 minutes. In New York, the case was stolen within 1 minute and 5 seconds. In Los Angeles it took only 43 seconds before the case was snatched. In Kingston, Jamaica, the people conducting the study were robbed on the way to the airport and the briefcase was stolen along with their car!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-12 08:40:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (brownnskinn @ Nov 11 2007, 09:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WOW Drama!!!! Delmar gone get another boxin from him brodda, he nah learn his lesson yet Mel has had it wit him. Fi real if Melodee nuh git it now...she a neva guh gitti!! She was dead on bout Shotta though, all im love is 'imself han 'im c*ck!!! Dyam eediat Bwoy!! OK, hit 'appen one time han yuh call hout a nex gyal name, how hit manage 'appen again eh? Melodee betta dan mi...one rascl**t time is hall I need!! Mi feel is wan more rahtid cla*ting Rasta a guh haffi give 'im broddah ova Mya yuh nuh! Hit nuh look like Delmar a guh give hup pon Mya heasy ATALL!!! Hit like 'im a ton stalker now...even getting delusional! Bwoy, mi nuh 'ave a good vibes bout Delmar journey rightta now! Mi nuh feel like dis a guh ton out right fi 'im in so many ways! , Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-11 21:56:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Omoba @ Nov 11 2007, 02:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> www.kegelmaster.com shows a medical 21 min video and answers any questions on their site. It works ! The oriental Ben Wa balls can be purchased at www.jodyworley.surpriseparties.com Let me know if you have problems navigating or finding the sites. Bwoy Omob's, Mi neva knoa wi 'ave a 'Kegel Expert' pon board ...good looking out. Mi check out both websites...very informative. I was wondering how I could discreetly buy deh ball dem. (Every likkle bit helps ) Thanks fi deh heads up Sistren! Blessed , Gill Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-11 07:36:00