Forum	Title	Content	Member	Sex	Country	Date/Time
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Sonshyne my Dharling tonk fi deh papcawn , it wazs more than enuf! Jawi, wuh yuh deh?? Wake-up MAN!!! Time fi post some more! ...this is the closest I've been to a novel in MONTHS...no time these days to busy working...dis is a win-win situation!!! Please post more soon!! Don't leave us in suspense too long. Is Delmar gonna get fired, I bet the tennis bracelet is gonna come up again, Is Mya pregnant??? WTH?? C'mon Jaws...help a Sister out and post some more!! Blessings always, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-10-23 07:59:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Oct 22 2007, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Foreplay is short and sweet because they were both on a mission. Their clothes are haphazardly discarded in their haste to merge as one. Delmar pins her against the wall as they greedily consume each other. He slowly palms the unused condom into his pocket.* Delmar: Rassclaat!!! Mi cyan believe dis gyal give mi a bly so quick. Mi knoa mi lyrics sweet har. Mi have plans fey uh sweet likkle Mya. Mi nuh dun yuh yet mi gyal. Mi have fe breed yuh Mya babes. Gawd he-heellllp mi…mi ago breed har. * Then, he bends her over one of the sinks and turns on the faucet. He begins using his hands to slowly trickle water on her back. He knows a lot of women like backshot, and he aims to please. Her skin is blazing…he has never felt so much internal flame in a woman before. He begins to lick the quickly evaporating droplets from her skin. He is enjoys the looks of pure rapture on her face through the mirror. She turns her head to look over her shoulder, and he kisses her with wild abandon. She is amazed that with all her prior experience she has never been so turned on by another man before.* Female voice: Hello? Hello? Is there anyone in there? Hello? Bang. Bang. Bang To be continued… I guess I will stop posting now. *Disclaimer* This story is purely fictional, and I am writing it as I go. If you guys don't like it let me know...if you want me to stop, let me know. All comments are welcome. This is my first attempt at writing, so bare with me. IT'S WONDERFUL JAWI!!!!!!!!! Trust me I a big time romance reader have been for over 20 years...This ish is very good...yuh got me and the others hooked!!!! Can't wait for more posts...he 'rooks' parts are tastefully done and knowing the inner thoughts of the characters is very helpful...plus the mysterious side of what Delmar is really up to is nice likkle cliffhanger...don't give up his intentions too soon...i'm enjoying the guessing game I'm playing. Blessings and git back to work writing...Gll	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-10-22 18:57:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Jonesie @ Oct 22 2007, 01:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mek mi get di papcawn an ting...hurry up noh man! FI REAL..mi waan some popcawn tuh...nuh bodda fi hog it up Jonesie!...munch munch pass please.. this is good... Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-10-22 18:39:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Mrs. Palmer @ Mar 4 2008, 04:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Anyone know of any good airfare deals going down to JA around the 20th? I'll be down there with my husband for a few days, but the airfare that I see, (and the layover times) are ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY RIDICULOUS!! Gurrrrl, Yuh tellin MI!!! ...I was looking for fares for Ken's trip up (G-d willin') OMGoodness, B/c of flipping JA. carnival, easter and spring break the fares are sky high!! It may be cheaper for me to buy him a roundtrip...than a one way!!! Bless,Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-04 20:29:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Jomo @ Mar 4 2008, 04:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait till all you want to do is have sex!!!! AMEN!!!! Bwoy do I remember those days...felt like a b1tch in HEAT!!! Hush Chica...I know it feels strange now...and it probably will for the entire pregnancy...but just wait til you feel the kicks... Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-04 19:43:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (brownnskinn @ Mar 4 2008, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Mar 4 2008, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Mar 4 2008, 01:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> weh everybody ? lunch ? mi bored now where is Yards from morning i haven't seen her True ting DAT!! She popped in yesterday and was out like a light? I did 30min on the treadmill burned bout 400 cal den ate bout 900 more: what good did that do. The snicker cheesecake from CCF was fingerlicking good . Brownie, That is soooo me!! But then I get on the scale tomoprrow morning and have the NERVE to be mad that I didn't lose hennyting!! Cho Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-04 15:28:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Mar 4 2008, 01:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> weh everybody ? lunch ? mi bored now where is Yards from morning i haven't seen her True ting DAT!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-04 13:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Mar 4 2008, 12:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So drama of the day..Kashi tell him mumma seh mi preggo...her reply was "so, how it ago go wid the mining" WHAT how it a go now..mi a ask u ar nobody fi nuttin ? AND him a tell mi seh she a seh if him want to leave him can leave don't feel like him affi stay... a wah di rass dis pon mi soul dear Lord ! oonuh no tell mi dis blasted ooman no waant mi trace har and dat ago cause problems btw me and mi husband...aww bwoy Wait...wait...wait...hold on a bloodclaat minute now! Let mi see if mi git dis right! Ow many time yuh hask har fi min likkle Kimkim...eh? Wat she business wid deh rahtid mining! Yuh need fi hask har she ow fuh she mining guh wid Kashi!?!?! Den deh next part...She is encouraging her son fi step hout pon yuh inna deh mikkle of yuh pregnancy!?! Yow Kim, sittin' REALLY duh dat deh ooman...yuh doan knoa dat right! Har head phocking GONE fi true!!! Is wat kinnda mumma dat Kimkim...Ah guh encourage dat deh slackness...is because dat is wah probably appen tuh har dats hall she knoa!! Kimkim...Duh ...beg ya a favor...tell Kash fi mi HENNYTIME EM DECIDED FI TEK HIT PON HIMSELF HAN TALK TUH DAT DEH OOMAN EM CALL A MUMMA...Doan't discuss their conversation wid yuh...yuh don't need dat type a stress pon yuh head right ya now...but yuh knoa wat dat might be a bigger problem...yuh need fi keep tabs on wat dissa mad-eeks a tell yuh husband. Yuh knoa wat...just stop talk tuh har til December..PERIOD!!! Lawd, yuh suffer enough wid dis pregnancy yuh nah need nuh more!! SSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSS SSSSSSSSS *Lang dutty nasty DISGUSTED kissteet* No disrespect to Kashi...but Jah knoa mi Cyan't rate dat deh ooman as a mother!! Bless, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 04 March 2008 - 01:06 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-04 13:05:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Mar 4 2008, 11:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Shauna...I CAN SING PRAISES TO GOD !! since yesterday I HAVE BEEN FINE EVERYTHING AFTER 1PM STAYED DOWN NO FEELING THIS MORNING..SAW THE DOC YESTERDAY ALL IS WELL.... on a more sad note I just founf out yesterday one of my friend had a miscarriage she was about 2wks behind..she was fine no sickness she could eat anything..she was trying to get pregnant and this is horrible for her..and i makes me feel kinda funny Oh Kimkim...I am so happy to hear yuh feeling betta Chica!! That's great news!!! I think our prayers are working!! Keep it up Guys! I am sorry fi hear bout yuh friend...she's in my prayers too! Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-04 12:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Trelawny20853 @ Mar 4 2008, 11:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gill, As God is my witness, if you weren't going to be in Jamaica next week i would pay your full fare to go to California with me to sit before a board of medical students to do a presentation. I love your FIERCE'NESS. But on the real, Ken should have gotten his license from long time. I don't know about him, but some Jamaican men are too laxed at times. Marcel been driving since he was 16, but I told him I'm not getting into a car with him in Jamaica if he doesn't have his license. So, when I went back in November, he had it. Because I told him, if he showed up at the airport with a car and no license I'm not getting in and I will jump into a taxi or call someone to come pick me up. I don't know about NY, but in MD you have to go through an entire 2 FRIGGIN weeks of driving school (in-class). Plus take a 3-hour drug class, then the road test. So, Gill you one ago afi drive all di way go a town? Cho man...mi dah afi bax im inna im head. Yuh see HIT!!! I've been driving on this side of the road for almost 20 years...that' my real fear! The road from Bay to Ochi isn't bad...I can do that! I wanted to guh to mi fadda country hand DAT road nuh easy ATALL!!! Dem ave some big rahtid mountain and Lawd mi nuh waan fi kill wi hoff before wi reach!! So he has his learners and is gonna drive DAT part! Dyam foolishness! It's a dyam good ting mi love em rass!! Bless, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 04 March 2008 - 11:31 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-04 11:30:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Mrs. Scott @ Mar 4 2008, 10:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gill, Your list looks great. However, at the interview we were asked for the DS-230 Part I. Since the Embassy already had a copy, I thought why is this chick asking me for this? If I were you, it is better to be safe than sorry. Bring another completed DS-230 (Part I). Part II is really for the CR-1 folks, but bring that too. Also, be to sure to have your interview confirmation letter AKA Packet 4. Dem nah let unnu in if the letter no de deh. Call or text me with the good news. Kelia Thanks Ke, I had planned on that from too. I don't want to leave anything to them! Bless,Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-04 10:59:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Jengles @ Mar 4 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Mar 4 2008, 06:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jengles, wah REALLY a gwaan wid MrJengles and di passport?? Yuh nuh si dem have him dung a JA a guh mad? The truth is I don't know what to do. I'm stuck. he wants to come back but since I didn't send him. i don't think i should have to pay his fare. he was supposed to sell the car and then he would have his fare to come back. put now the car can't sell, the engine serial number doesn't match what is on some paper and the previous owner doesn't have the reciept for the engineso the car will never be able to pass inspection. I know all that is not mr jengles fault. but I told him not to go to j.a. unless he spoke to the buyer, confirmed when money would change hands and all that. and do not go unless the title came. he didn't listen. I told him i wasn't going to pay for him to come back before he left here. his people lied to him,, there was no buyer. so anyway now i'm stuck, he wants to come back, i want him to come back but i don't want to pay. just for the fact that he has to realize the value of MY dollar. As u guys now it was a rough couple of weeks, then i got locked out yesterday and i'm always late for work now and can't stay late and i'm an AVP and i just put Jenelle in daycare yesterday, so that is more money i will be spending and on my son's afterschool. if mr jengles were here. i wouldn't have to pay for afterschool for now until mr jengles got a job Oh and yes, he had gotten his EAD before he went so i told him to stay and get a job, because of course he was stressing because with the car being out of commission, his kids weren't getting any money. he figured if he could sell the car then he could give them money to tide them over until he got a job up here. he had good intentions so now i'm stuck. i think he should be able to pay for at least half of his fare, yes?? oh and of course his fam isn't willing to help him but they sure encouraged him to go down. Chica, I knoa EXACTLY how you fell...rock and a hard place! From last year Ken was to get his BLINKING drivers license...so I finally remembered to ask him about it in Early Feb. only tuh hear..."Baby Gurl, hit nah look like dat a guh run!" I WAS SOOOOO PISSED!!!! Because we had TALKED AND TALKED AND TALKED, plus I had sent down a likkle piece of $$ a while ago for him to add to getting it done! B/C in NY you CAN driver with an international driver's license til yuh git yuh green card! That would help me enormously! So I went off...never had he heard me go off like this ! 1). because when EXACTLY was he going to tell me that he wasn't getting it? 2). I sent $$ for it & WHEN did HE decide that he shouldn't get it and NOT consult me? (I will tell you I have trust issues. If you tell me you are going to do something...THEN DO IT!!!) So, with everthing else he had to pay for for the interview he wouldn't have enough $$ to do it before he came! I REFUSED TO SEND DOWN ANY MORE $$ for the dyam ting! Gurl, I sat there for a few days and just stewed and made him stew...until I realized who am I really hurting if he comes up here without it? RIGHT...ME!!!! So, I bought a 2 hour phone card and I talked to him about how this can seriously NEVER happen again. After my ex- I need to be able to trust you at your word...ray tay tay! I sent him half the $$ for it and told him to figure out the rest! (I needed to see how vested he was in my needs!) He got up the rest of the $$ and will have his license before he comes up (Of course not by next week ) Now, I have to drive!! So I say all this to say...Baby Gurl, if you think he has learned his lesson...give in and bring yuh man home! Yuh need him and he needs you...don't let a bad mistake ruin a wonderful marriage ( and a good man)! Love ya, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 04 March 2008 - 10:40 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-04 10:38:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Jengles @ Mar 4 2008, 12:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> tommorrow we will talk about jamaican men and their lyrics. mr jengles called me this morning and said "when I hear your voice or see u in the morning I don't need no more food for the rest of the day, i come in like breakfast." mi tell him seh he must ease of the bottle so early inna di morning. lol ,hear him nuh "no baby mi is natural" "natural like spring water" all i coulda do is laugh. I swear some of them might be poor, but what come out of their mouths is priceless. BULLET BULLET BULLET...mi sarry ...but yuh cyan't beat Yard men han dem lyrics!! Is like dem ago wan 'lyrics' school!! Mi nah mad hat Missa Jengy still...DAT wan was NOICE!!! Good Mawning Fam!! Hope all are well!! -Question- How did you guys organize your papers...folders...binders...what? I bought an Attorney folder and just divided/labeled every dyam ting hup! Like so: I-129f-copies of original petition Affidavit of Support DS156,156k, 157 & 230(II) USCIS Correspondence Letters of Employment Original Birth Ceritificates, Naturalization & Divorce Documents Paystubs Tax Returns/Tax Transcripts Bank Statements/ Letter from Bank Medical Forms Cell Phone Bills Phone Cards Personal Letters, cards, & notes Photos, Boarding passes, itinierary Passport Photos Yuh tink that good? I just want to be able to whip out whatever the hell they ask me for. Am I missing any catagories! Sorry to be such a psycho ...But just wondering what ya'll did Blessed love always ,Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 04 March 2008 - 09:58 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-04 09:57:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Trelawny20853 @ Mar 3 2008, 12:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Mar 3 2008, 11:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> - INSPIRATIONAL STORY...GO JAMAICA!!!! When you get a chance check this out: Stories like these make me PROUD to be a YARDIE!!!!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-03 12:23:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (nannygirl82 @ Mar 3 2008, 11:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ok so i am looking for things online for the baby....are these not the cutest things?? http://www.cafepress...pt_/fpt_/c_666/ http://www.cafepress...pt_/fpt_/c_666/ http://www.cafepress...pt_/fpt_/c_666/ VERY CUTE Nans!!! I love the second one!!!! Half American/ Half Jamaican!!! I love Baby clothes!! Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-03 11:58:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	- INSPIRATIONAL STORY...GO JAMAICA!!!! When you get a chance check this out: Stories like these make me PROUD to be a YARDIE!!!!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-03 11:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Trelawny20853 @ Mar 3 2008, 09:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mawnin Gill, U always a kill mi wid joke...u and di one KIMMY. I will be bring everything from the first time I started communicating until the PRESENT. Gill, u see the joke. My cousin ex-fiance went and did his physical. NO Gurl, I 've been RUNNING all weekend!! STOP YUH DYAM LYING!!! HE DID NOT!!! Seriously, What is his issue!!!!! Please PM mi a picture of him!! I swear if his ### is there next Tuesday...that will be GREAT comic relief fuh mi!!! Bless, Gill P.S.- Thanks JG!!! I FEEL CRAZY!!!!!! Pray for me guys...pray that I git throught this week inna ONE Piece...wid ONE head still deh pon mi shoulders!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-03 09:58:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	Mawning Fam, I hope everyone is doing well!!! JAEngy...you are ON POINT wid yuh son Chica!! That's exactly how I wouldda handle it! I think he is just having adjustment issues...give him a likkle while fi sttle in! He's had a lot of changes the last year! Tek time Chica and above all PRAY!!! He will be fine! Luvtravlin...GURL, I AM SO DYAM HAPPY TO HEAR SEH YUH FINALLY GIT DAT DEH MONKEY OFF YOUR BACK!!!! Ok, Prior K1 filers...QUESTION - How many months of phone bills did you take with you to the interview...My initial petition contained ALL of my cell phone bills from Nov.2006-July.2007...Do you think from July 2007-present should be sufficient evidence? Thanks ladies and have a good day Everyone!!! As always...LOVE YA , Gill P.S.- Lawny...your Meez is cracking me UP!!!! I guess that's one hairstyle that could work if you continue to be follically challenged! Edited by Deyoungting, 03 March 2008 - 09:44 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-03 09:42:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Mar 1 2008, 11:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Mar 1 2008, 11:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Mar 1 2008, 11:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> mi still inna di couch mon...now mi and Kimora inna di blasted couch..git up dis mawnin come inna wi bed a roast ahhhhhhhh...poor Chiquita!!! Yuh give sittin fi bring dung deh temp? Lawd, hit bad when yuh nuh feel well...but den fuh yuh baby nuh feel well pon toppa hit! Hang in there Babes!! Love ya, Gill yea jus fight wid har fi drink it QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Mar 1 2008, 11:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Mar 1 2008, 11:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lawny how did work a go...Gill u still have mi JA list right Baby Gurl...PM hit tuh mi when yuh git a chance! Bless, Gill better yet mi wi call yuh baxide Dat good!!!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 11:18:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Mar 1 2008, 11:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lawny how did work a go...Gill u still have mi JA list right Baby Gurl...PM hit tuh mi when yuh git a chance! Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 11:12:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Mar 1 2008, 11:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> mi still inna di couch mon...now mi and Kimora inna di blasted couch..git up dis mawnin come inna wi bed a roast ahhhhhhhh...poor Chiquita!!! Yuh give sittin fi bring dung deh temp? Lawd, hit bad when yuh nuh feel well...but den fuh yuh baby nuh feel well pon toppa hit! Hang in there Babes!! Love ya, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 11:12:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	Arright Ya'll I'm off tuh git my financial statement (for interview) from mi banks han pick up a Hockey Helmet for my eldest!! He starts Hockey practice tomorrow! Soccer start inna 2 weeks han Track fuh deh two ah dem inna April!! Lawd help me!!!! It never ends...I don;t know When I'm gonna have time fuh shop fuh miself! I still don't know what I'm wearing to the interview! Chat tuh you'll later! HAGD!!!!! (Have a Good Day!!) , Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 11:09:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Trelawny20853 @ Mar 1 2008, 10:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Mar 1 2008, 10:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Mar 1 2008, 10:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Trelawny20853 @ Mar 1 2008, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gill, you so right about everi rahtid ting being slow a yard. Don't laugh, but Marcel just get the last 2 valentines day card dat mi mail the third week a January. Mi caan believe, well yes I can. An im right near mobay...mi no understand at all. Mi learn a lesson, mi naw send nutin FEDEX again...mi use DHL...FEDEX ask to much rass questions and wah too much paper wurk fi fill out. Gurl, Puh-lease DUH nuh baddi start mi pon DAT dis mawning!! Ken mailed my v-day card & Rude Gyal CD-Ken mix fuh mi inna mid -January!! It STILL NUH REACH YET!!!!!!!!!!! I am so DYAM vex!! Plus, I STILL HAVE YET TO RECEIVE MY PACKET #4!! Thank G-d my bosses don't need proof so I can take leave and guh dung fuh deh interview. My Dad said he doesn't think JA, mail system has paid their fees for international delivery so all external mail is PON HOLD!!! IS WAT KINDDA PHOCKERY DAT!?!?!?! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...cho! Gill wow..isn't that crazy !! Mawin Kimmy, how u do? git up aff a di chair, fram mawnin u a li down deh Mawning Kimkim...how yuh feeling mi love? Lawny, my boys were just looking at you dancing! They waan knoa why it's 11:00AM inna deh mawning han yuh still a boogy down!?!?! Mi knoa dem dyam facety! Mi tell dem cause she's ah grown ooman han if she waan fi boogy down hall deh dat is fuh she bizniz!! Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 11:04:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (brownnskinn @ Mar 1 2008, 10:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Trelawny20853 @ Mar 1 2008, 11:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jamaica to CT @ Mar 1 2008, 10:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Trelawny20853 @ Mar 1 2008, 07:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How do you politely tell someone they need to wear A LOT more dedoradant or to drink a gallon of listerine. OMG....I have to endure this for 9 hours. Please pray for me. Some time ago, I took the TGV(high speed bullet train) from Paris to Geneva and there was a lady next to me- well dressed, perfect makeup, but oh my I was nearly gagging the whole ride. I made my husband change seats with me; I just couldn't tolerate the smell. DWLLLLLLLLLL....girl this is my co-worker and she's about to kill me. Beautiful girl, well dressed, hair always tight, but faadah help mi...mi no know how samadi caan smell dem self (I wonder how the HELL her man deal wid it) Mi naw lie...mi wah give her VINEGAR fi drink...and we working on this project together in a closed office (the WINDOWS) don't open ...mi caan tek eeh...mi caan tek eeh. I think all the hair in my nose is BURNED out. If it's that bad, politely tell the woman . As tactfully as you can however. You must have a keen sense of smell. lol There is some sort of disorder that causes people to have BO no matter how often they bath. Deh next ting pon dat is some people have EXTREMELY sensitive sense of smell! I used to work at Pan Am (JFK) and one of my co-workers there had a KEEN sense of smell (poor girl). You couldn't wear perfume or hennyting around her...her eyes would just start watering...like she a BAWL!! If yuh ask mi dat was the WORST job for her. Cause when we had to do a flight head count on some of those Moscow and Bombay flights...LAWD HAVE MERCY PON MI POOR LIKKLE NOSE!!!! The Russian flights were the worst!! Those people would get drunk pon vodka and just be vomitting all ova deh dyam aisles ! Plus they used to be able to smoke pon deh plane! Ay dios mio!!!! Mi used tuh fell BAD fuh dem flight attendant dem! Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 10:51:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Trelawny20853 @ Mar 1 2008, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gill, you so right about everi rahtid ting being slow a yard. Don't laugh, but Marcel just get the last 2 valentines day card dat mi mail the third week a January. Mi caan believe, well yes I can. An im right near mobay...mi no understand at all. Mi learn a lesson, mi naw send nutin FEDEX again...mi use DHL...FEDEX ask to much rass questions and wah too much paper wurk fi fill out. Gurl, Puh-lease DUH nuh baddi start mi pon DAT dis mawning!! Ken mailed my v-day card & Rude Gyal CD-Ken mix fuh mi inna mid -January!! It STILL NUH REACH YET!!!!!!!!!!! I am so DYAM vex!! Plus, I STILL HAVE YET TO RECEIVE MY PACKET #4!! Thank G-d my bosses don't need proof so I can take leave and guh dung fuh deh interview. My Dad said he doesn't think JA, mail system has paid their fees for international delivery so all external mail is PON HOLD!!! IS WAT KINDDA PHOCKERY DAT!?!?!?! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...cho! Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 10:40:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Trelawny20853 @ Mar 1 2008, 10:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Mar 1 2008, 09:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (sunnyja21 @ Mar 1 2008, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think JA takes a little longer than any other other country. I wonder why??? You'll have it in no time from the look at things. I used to think that too Sunny...but when you look at some of the sub-saharan African countries...mi feel APPY dat I dealing wid Jamaica! I think it's mainly dependent upon the staff at it Embassy processing visas...at least that what the JA's Ambassador's Assistant told me when I asked that same question! It makes sense...if you check out European countries and som Asian countries with large staffs...they get through in NO time. Plus, it the culture of the country. Unfortunately, every dyam ting inna JA is slow...including the mail system to get theie packets!! The Ambassador's assistant said they have to make accomodations for that also! Bless, Gill I guess mi jus need fi be patient...dem touch mi on 2/17, but mi see people weh get touch den next day dem get approval. Baxide...wah deam a duh, feel mi up den put mi back inah di battam a di bax No Baby Gurl...a 'touch' could mean henny dyam ting!! Don't stress...itsa coming! Love ya, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 10:05:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (sunnyja21 @ Mar 1 2008, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think JA takes a little longer than any other other country. I wonder why??? You'll have it in no time from the look at things. I used to think that too Sunny...but when you look at some of the sub-saharan African countries...mi feel APPY dat I dealing wid Jamaica! I think it's mainly dependent upon the staff at it Embassy processing visas...at least that what the JA's Ambassador's Assistant told me when I asked that same question! It makes sense...if you check out European countries and som Asian countries with large staffs...they get through in NO time. Plus, it the culture of the country. Unfortunately, every dyam ting inna JA is slow...including the mail system to get theie packets!! The Ambassador's assistant said they have to make accomodations for that also! Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 09:57:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Trelawny20853 @ Mar 1 2008, 09:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sunny Thanks.... I want my NOA2 now ........I want it NOW I knoa how yuh feel Sis...but truss mi if I couldda wait almost FIVE blinkin months fuh deh dyam ting...yuh can wait a couple more weeks...(if dat!) I just can't believe how fast deh VSC is moving now! I remember back in October being in TEARS...cause they were just finishing April/May!!! MADNESS!!! Well I'm glad they got it together! Hang tight chica...it SOON come! Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 09:51:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Jengles @ Mar 1 2008, 08:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> good morning good morning, i'm hanging out with my preggers friend today but first i'm off to the doctor. i'm tired but mi wan go shopping. Gill I wish i was going to J.a. I need some heat right now, outside and inside lawny, tell dem u shoulda a hurt u around 2pm Chica...nuh worry yuhself...mi a guh git nuf fi deh two ah wi!! ...outside and inside!! Love ya & enjoy your day, Gill QUOTE (nannygirl82 @ Mar 1 2008, 08:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (tnw @ Feb 29 2008, 11:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (nannygirl82 @ Feb 29 2008, 11:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jengles @ Feb 29 2008, 11:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> look how Nanny a bounce round di poor baby gurl, Nanny tek it easy nuh ...i'm living life through the meez....cause i know i would be laid up on the sofa if i tried to do that... QUOTE (tnw @ Feb 29 2008, 11:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (nannygirl82 @ Feb 29 2008, 11:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Trelawny20853 @ Feb 29 2008, 09:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (nannygirl82 @ Feb 29 2008, 08:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> have any of you played any of the games on meez??? you can win coins depending on how well you do... Nanny a wah sweet u so, mek u a kick so high. Nearli kick mi inna mi head. i'm supposed to be doing the can-can.... Hey ladies....question about this interview stuff. I know everyone's off to bed but I'll be back on tomorrow to see if anyone posted answers to my questions. LOL When me and Dave go to this interview, don't we have to pay some Fee at Paymaster or something BEFORE the interview??? When should we do that? I know there's a fee for the K-1 that's about $100 or something that you pay before the interview.....Can somebody fill me in on where/ how we do that? I know we pay for the visa processing as well, after the interview but I need info on that other fee. If anyone knows, post it or PM me. Thanks all! you can go anytime BEFORE the interview....they will give you a reciept that you paid for it...you will need to show that when you go for the interview good night everyone.....sweet dreams.... So we pay this BEFORE the interview and then take the receipt to the interview with us? Do we need the Appointment Letter or anything else to go and Pay For This? I think the new Fee is $130 from what I saw on the Embassy Website Is PayMaster something that's all over JA or something we have to go to Kingston to Pay? Just curious cause I can have Dave go and Pay it next week before I get down there etc. Anyone who knows or remembers this part....PM me or I'll check in again tomorrow. Thanks Fam! they are all over the island...i know one is on Ochi.. you can just go there and pay for it...they may tell you to go online and set up a interview...just ignore that... Whew...thanks Nans...Yuh meez a siddung han reading a book!! All dat jumping you were doing was making me nervous!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 09:11:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Mar 1 2008, 07:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn, I'm bored and the day JUST started! Engy, I wish I could be bored! I've got so much to do before I leave...urggggh !! Is the weather crappy down there too? Try to have a good day Sweets...how's Baby Boy? I kindda miss his cute likkle pictures! Love ya, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 08:03:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (brownnskinn @ Mar 1 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Morning off to work...Gill have a good day. Mawning Chica...you too!! I hope Hubby figures out deh Treaddie... Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 07:48:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE********** HAPPY HAPPY HUMP DAY...git yuh hump on...(if yuh caan ) Mawning All, Mi decide fi post deh chuckle ova yahsuh...fi keep deh thread going inna Jawi's absence... Enjoy...Jones mi gyal mi 'appy fi see yuh come back and feelin' likkle better, we did miss yuh! Blessed heverytime, Gill **************************************************************************** Big Shot Jamaican Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big Shot at home. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office in New Kingston. The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway. He decided to make a big impression on this potential client when he arrived. As the man came to the door Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes, the Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay, tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details." The "conversation" went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled off instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man, "I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?" The man replied, "I'm from Cable & Wireless, the telephone company, I come to hook up your phone."	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-07 09:47:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 6 2007, 06:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Nov 6 2007, 04:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 6 2007, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jah knoa Maddy wi 'ave nuff ting fi cry bout inna dis yah world...suh mi try fo mek peeple memba how it feel fi laff! I am a clown and proud tuh be won...suh nuh baddah fi fell bad! Deh funny ting is, Ken can be so serious, sometimes it's like he is 10 years older than mi, although it's deh other way 'round! Mi kindda haffi shake 'im sometimes and seh "Lawd, loosen up!" Blessed always Maddy., Gill P.S. -Deh regulars can tell yuh mi love fi give heveryone nick name...'Maddy' (Hope yuh nuh mind! (mi tek too long fi edit so mi affi write it ovah) I and I overstand what you saying Youngting, you cry so you bettah laugh bout it Ken- your husband ? beautiful..... Tradee and Mya a go get married......now mi a feel the bug....but mi married already..................... Madame please doan falla Gill wid har mad self...just kiddin she will mek u laugh til u blue...Mi love u 'ear...woaiii..... walk good Yuh see dat Maddy, uh nuh see ow Kimmy hangle mi She dyam right though...she knoa mi too well... Mi mad yes! Now tuh deh story, mi nuh waan Ras fi feel nuh way...a jus' dazzle Mya did dazzle wid deh pretty pretty babble...materialistic Mya surfaced for a second...den she come back tuh har senses!! Now, Tran..'im head GONE!!! 'Im wickid fi git poor Melodee open like dat and jus' lef har suh!! Melodee's gonna STALK him claat foreva and worse yet she a guh tell heverybodda seh 'im eat honda 2 foot table, if ran nuh find his ra$$ home tuh-NOIGHT!!! ...I guess dats why we leave the writing to Jaws Just my 2 cents! Blessed, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 19:19:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 6 2007, 06:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Nov 6 2007, 04:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 6 2007, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jah knoa Maddy wi 'ave nuff ting fi cry bout inna dis yah world...suh mi try fo mek peeple memba how it feel fi laff! I am a clown and proud tuh be won...suh nuh baddah fi fell bad! Deh funny ting is, Ken can be so serious, sometimes it's like he is 10 years older than mi, although it's deh other way 'round! Mi kindda haffi shake 'im sometimes and seh "Lawd, loosen up!" Blessed always Maddy., Gill P.S. -Deh regulars can tell yuh mi love fi give heveryone nick name...'Maddy' (Hope yuh nuh mind! (mi tek too long fi edit so mi affi write it ovah) I and I overstand what you saying Youngting, you cry so you bettah laugh bout it Ken- your husband ? beautiful..... Tradee and Mya a go get married......now mi a feel the bug....but mi married already..................... Madame please doan falla Gill wid har mad self...just kiddin she will mek u laugh til u blue...Mi love u 'ear...woaiii..... walk good Yuh see dat Maddy, uh nuh see ow Kimmy hangle mi She dyam right though...she knoa mi too well... Mi mad yes! Now tuh deh story, mi nuh waan Ras fi feel nuh way...a jus' dazzle Mya did dazzle wid deh pretty pretty babble...materialistic Mya surfaced for a second...den she come back tuh har senses!! Now, Tran..'im head GONE!!! 'Im wickid fi git poor Melodee open like dat and jus' lef har suh!! Melodee's gonna STALK him claat foreva and worse yet she a guh tell heverybodda seh 'im eat honda 2 foot table, if ran nuh find his ra$$ home tuh-NOIGHT!!! ...I guess dats why we leave the writing to Jaws Just my 2 cents! Blessed, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 19:08:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 6 2007, 02:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 6 2007, 10:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 6 2007, 12:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 6 2007, 09:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jawi, Gill, Jonsie, EVERYONE...I AM BOOOORREEDD...!!!! where is the read nuttin nah gwaan here.. By the way I haven't seen Jonsie ina minute...baby girl mi hope u aright and baby is kicking and u yeye stop hurt... Luv u long time walk good Kimmy I am here...bored as well. Can you actually believe I am getting caught up at work Sitting here daydreaming about being back in JA. It will be 3 years in Dec. since I have been back That just isn't right at all Dat nuh right ATALL, Yardie...ehhhheh...yuh haffi try fi fix dat! Don't worry Chica, yuh soon reach! ,Gill *I hang my head in shame* I am trying to fix it...I really am. I just can't believe how money runs everything...I hate it! Thank goodness for this thread...it is so easy to lose your "yardie side" when you aren't there for so long. We met a JA guy a while back who hadn't gone back to JA for 12 years. Besides the slight accent when he really tried...you couldn't tell the guy was a yardie at all...I hope we never get that way. Hush Baby Girl, your time soon come! I feel deh same way. Sometimes we get so caught up in $$ for dis and $$ for dat, we figit to live life! I am going through the same thing...Dyam shame! Hang on Sis...betta mus' come! , Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 14:46:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (phatmadame81 @ Nov 6 2007, 02:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gill, I can just imagine being your friend hanging around you, no one can be sad you must be the jokster , no mi nah try fi cal you no clown , I am just saying you are hilarious. :energetic: :energetic: Jah knoa Maddy wi 'ave nuff ting fi cry bout inna dis yah world...suh mi try fo mek peeple memba how it feel fi laff! I am a clown and proud tuh be won...suh nuh baddah fi fell bad! Deh funny ting is, Ken can be so serious, sometimes it's like he is 10 years older than mi, although it's deh other way 'round! Mi kindda haffi shake 'im sometimes and seh "Lawd, loosen up!" Blessed always Maddy., Gill P.S. -Deh regulars can tell yuh mi love fi give heveryone nick name...'Maddy' (Hope yuh nuh mind! Edited by Deyoungting, 06 November 2007 - 02:43 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 14:42:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (jawi876 @ Nov 6 2007, 01:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hi all! I'm back from the doctor's office. I'm going back to work tomorrow. The doctor thought I should try to go back because he is beginning to think I will need the surgery. He said that I will be out over 8 weeks if we do the surgery, so I should try to work for a minute. He told me that if I can't make it, he will write be out again but he doesn't want me to have any struggles with my job security. Jawi, I'm sorry fi hear about the surgery part, but, hennyting fi give yuh some relief!!! So back tuh work yuh go! Arright, well we knew it couldn't last forever... ...jus happy that God gave you the opportunity to find one of your many gifts!! We have to find you a publisher for real!! Jus' tek it EASY tomorrow!! Don't try fi jump right back and tackle heveryting all at once! Zeen??? , Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 14:06:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 6 2007, 01:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> pssttt..look ..lok Jawi a post..thank goodness girl...mi did about fi get mad !! How u feeling lately ? wah di docs dem a sey now ? Kimmy...yuh knoa yuh a a MESS!!! How yuh a git mad pon deh noice noice author!!! Yuh stay dhe...mine she block yuh rass, from har thread!!! (nuh baddah fi bring mi inna dat tuh!) Yuh see har Jawi...my name is Bennett and I ain't in IT!! ,Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 13:59:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 6 2007, 12:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 6 2007, 09:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jawi, Gill, Jonsie, EVERYONE...I AM BOOOORREEDD...!!!! where is the read nuttin nah gwaan here.. By the way I haven't seen Jonsie ina minute...baby girl mi hope u aright and baby is kicking and u yeye stop hurt... Luv u long time walk good Kimmy I am here...bored as well. Can you actually believe I am getting caught up at work Sitting here daydreaming about being back in JA. It will be 3 years in Dec. since I have been back That just isn't right at all Dat nuh right ATALL, Yardie...ehhhheh...yuh haffi try fi fix dat! Don't worry Chica, yuh soon reach! ,Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 13:54:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	My name ain't Stella....	Look 'ere...deh pickney yahso tiday a guh drive mi MAD!!!! Won gyal jus come in a waan mi fi register har fah... Yoga African-Caribbean contemporary dance European Cuisine Ceramics... ok dis is a deh problem...yuh a guh tek all dem foofoo class spend $30,000 of yuh parents HARD-EARNED money fi learn how fi cook, twist hup yuh body and mek craft...and none a deh class dem a guh tuh yuh DEGREE!!!! Come outta mi BLOODCLEAT OFFICE NOW!!!!!!! Bwoy, when mi check it out...mi learn how fi duh hall dem ting deh fi free backa yard! When mi try fi explain hit tuh har wuh she seh...but dem seem so interesting!!!!! Bwoy, mi feel bad fi mi pickney dem! Not a blaw-wow...ceramics???? OK, I seh all a dis fi seh, mi behind inna deh readings...Kimmy, mi see yuh a pull mi name inna sittin' mi a guh fine out what and cus yuh rass . P.S.- Jaws, is Jonesie arright mi did send har a PM dis mawning, cause mi nuh see har post inna minute~ Arright , let mi guh duh mi reading ...mi soon come back Oonuh, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 06 November 2007 - 01:46 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-06 13:46:00