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Mexico, Latin & South AmericaYardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)
QUOTE (Ms Squitto @ Dec 21 2007, 11:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 20 2007, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you Squitto wub.gif

How are you and the mister? and the baby? smile.gif


Hi there, we're doing ok thanks. Could be a bit better I guess. I'm stuck in the hospital on bedrest but the little one is doing great. We found out that we're having a girl. We just gotta keep in her in there there to bake a lot longer! Thanks for asking. How are you?

QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Dec 20 2007, 05:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thought I'd ask you guys here what you think....
Both my S/O and myself are on another message board.
It's quite different from here, not friendly at all.
So anyway, no-one there knows that we are together, let alone married with a child, and believe me, that's a GOOD thing lol!

So there's this chick who is also dating a guy from the message board, but has been coming onto my husband for years.
She doesn't know he's married, but knows he just had a baby.
A few months ago, out of the blue she started talking to me.
Now, she's cool and everything, I don't dislike her, just pity her because she thinks she's hot and by the pics my husband showed me she sent him, she is clearly not lol...
So, she's been talking to me more and more, and it's kinda uncomfortable in the sense that sooner or later, she'll realise that I knew she was going after my husband yet and still talked her about all these issues she has, ie health issues, reltionship issues etc...
She is by no means a friend, but I just feel slightly mean in that she's going to feel really bad to know that I know her other side....
Do you think I should avoid talking to her?
Or is it her own 'karma' for pursuing someone she KNOWS is involved?


You should tell her that's your man, I would! blush.gif And don't feel bad, you haven't done anything wrong.

Has anyone heard from Jonesie? Did she have the lil man yet? How about Rhonda? unsure.gif


Hi Ms. Squitto,

Rhonda had her little bundle of Joy about a week or 2 ago...a little girl! Poor Jonesie was on a few days ago telling us that she is still on her exercise ball trying to make 'it' happen. laughing.gif
Blessed,
Gill


Sorry Brownie & Yardie ...didn't see your responses! blush.gif

Edited by Deyoungting, 21 December 2007 - 11:48 AM.

Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-21 11:47:00
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QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 21 2007, 10:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sonny where u been

FI REAL!!!!! Glad tuh 'ave yuh back Still!!!!
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-21 10:47:00
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**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********
kicking.gif kicking.gif We made it to another Friday ya'll!!! kicking.gif kicking.gif

Congrats Kimmy & Jordan!! (again)

Ok, I've been saving this one for tiddeh special...cause I know many of us wouldn't be around next Monday! To My WONDERFUL WONDERFUL VJ Family...I wish you all a Very MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A BLESS-ED BLESS-ED NEW YEAR!!!

I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU!!!!

Ok, mushy stuff done...on tuh deh chuckle laughing.gif
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Dear Santa,

I know you probably wondering why I writing yuh one day after Christmas but after opening mi present dem yestiday, I just had was to write yuh. Santa, mi was a very good girl all year round. Mi listen to mi madda when she talk to mi and mi help out wid di chores dem round de house. Mi even help di neighba pickney dem do fi dem chores tuh. One day mi all help out di old crasses Mr. George, the blind an cripple one, crass the road when di odda children dem just ah watch him an dida tek gamble pon what kind of cyar did ah go lick him dung. Santa, dem just lef him deh fi dead, but mi help him out.

Santa mi studied real hard in school this year, so hard till mi all come fuss inna di class. Mi mek it mi duty to be nice and not naughty Santa. Mi was so good. Ah real good girl Santa. Santa when mi write mi Christmas list to yuh dis year, mi ask yuh fi a Barbie princess doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computer game, ah cyabbage patch doll and ah monopoly game.

So Santa, how the blood claat after reading mi list yuh leave under di Christmas tree ah phukking light up yo-yo, one plastic tea-cup set and ah phukking no name dolly dat look like she have polio and ah dead from AIDS?

Santa is either yuh blind or yuh cyah blood claat read!!! Every year mi say mi woulda stop believing in yuh and like ah dyam fool mi always give yuh ah next chance, but not ah phukking-gain, yuh hear mi Santa? Not a bloodclaat. Yuh hear whe mi sah Santa? Yuh phukking fat red rass yuh.

Yuh see all nex year, yuh betta dont try squeeze yuh big fat batty thru mi louvres dem, because Santa mi swear mi going phukk yuh up. It going to be mi, yuh and dis sharp blood claat knife, so mi can jukk yuh inna yuh belly.

Yuh hear mi sah? Mi ah go stab up yuh Bloodcaat.

Imagine, yuh give that likkle ####### eye gyal Sally from crass di road everything that she ax fah. So much so dat she all nuh have nuh room fi walk round har house.

Yuh see all nex year Santa, mi will be back to mi good old self. Dat's right Santa. Mi naar go giv mi madda nuh trouble or cause nuh havoc roun'ere . And Santa, a goin wait pon you patiently ... mi goin wait pon yuh paitently with ah big blood claat rock stone fi yuh backside.

And den when yuh and dem blasted reindeer dat favour some dyam oversize goat wid tree branch ah grow otta dem head top, com ho-ho hoing down pon I old rusty zinc nex Christmas ... BOOP!!!!! Is one rass lick inna yuh blood claat head.

Santa mi goin' done yuh blood claat, Memba dat yuh hear Santa. Try Memba dat!!

Love
Likkle Keisha
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-21 07:36:00
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**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning All,

Sorry deh chuckle likkle late dis Mawnin!!

Blessed love Always, heart.gif heart.gif

Gill

Ok, this is a lang one...but it was so darn cute and honest, I couldn't pass it up!!

Enjoy and make a wonderful day for yourselves!!
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Heaven or Hell

St. Peter came to the Lord and said, "Lord, I have to talk to you. I
have a problem. I know we didn't have many Jamaicans in heaven so you
instituted an affirmative action plan and we are supposed to have 10,000
Jamaicans in heaven.

But they are causing so many problems! They have torn down the Pearly
Gates by swinging on them. They have let in another 10,000 of their bredrin
through the fence. They are constantly hanging out by the gate disturbing Angel
Gabriel begging for a "bly" for their baby mother, cousin, sistren,
neighbour, granny, auntie...

Whenever it is their turn to watch the gates they keep letting in heavy,
good looking women.

They have stolen my harp. They have gotten jerk sauce all over their
white robes.

Drum pan chicken is being sold all over the Streets of Gold.
Some are walking around with only one wing because they are "STYLING".
Angels must have two wings to fly! Some of them have put on chrome wings
and are dazzling the other angels when they are flying.

The white robes are eternal and must be washed five times a day. Some
haven't washed their robes since they arrived because they didn't come
to heaven to "slave".

Some have refused to take their turn in helping keep the Stairway to
Heaven clean because "dem ah no helper". Many who came here because they used
salt are still using it because they don't like "ital" food. Some refuse to
wear their halos because "it will mess up their hairdo".

Some are wearing it backways. Others are wearing it with the tags still
attached to them. Others have discarded the white halos and are wearing
gold ones instead, they claim these are "bashy".

Most of the women have discarded their white robes and are wearing
"batty riders" claiming that they have pretty skin and want to show off their
"bandylegs" Reggae music is blasted at all hours of the night, Their
cellular phones are worn on their robes and keeps ringing during prayers.
Recently there was an altercation between Adam and one Jamaican who claims he
was only "checking out" Eve.

They have planted ganja in the Garden of Eden since the soil is so
fertile claiming "man and man haffi hustle" What should I do?!" The Lord said,
"It wouldn't be fair to not let Jamaicans in heaven. They have just as much
right to be here as other nationalities.

Maybe we just don't know how to deal with them and are using the wrong
approach. Lets check with someone who has more experience dealing with
them. Let's call the Devil.

The Devil answered the phone and said,"Hello, Lord. What can I do for
you?" The Lord said, "We have a problem up here, and we'd like to talk to you
about it."

The Devil said, "Just a minute, I've got to put you on hold. "The Devil
was gone five minutes. He came back to the phone and said,
"OK Lord, I'm back. What's up?"

The Lord said, I would like to talk to you about a problem up here."
Again the Devil excused himself and put the Lord on hold. for fifteen minutes
this time. Finally, the Devil came back to the phone and said,"Lord, I am
really sorry, but I can't talk to you right now. I have to go.

These Jamaicans down here..... I don't know where they found water, but
they have put out the fire and yesterday they even had air conditioning
installed saying "man come yah fe chill'.
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-20 10:35:00
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***********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Good Mawning Fam! I hope everyone is doing well this fine HUMP day before Christmas!! Well yuh know how it goes...Enjoy your day and get your 'hump' on...if yuh can wink.gif !

Bless-Bless,
Gill
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Jamaican Baby Names

A woman three months pregnant falls into a coma. Six months later she awakes and ask the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.


"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor.


"Luckily, your brother named them for you"



"Oh shooks," not my brother! he's an hidiot, Man! "Is wah 'im name deh girl?"



"Denise," the doctor replies Thinking that's isn't so bad, she ask.



"And is wah 'im name deh bwoy?"



The doctor answer "Denephew
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-19 08:59:00
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QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 18 2007, 05:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Jomo @ Dec 18 2007, 03:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Congrats, Tam. You look so beautiful and proud.

Thanks JG...Thanks Gill.

Yeah Gill, hair is going grow in your palm if you do that!!! laughing.gif laughing.gif


Yuh dyam right Tam... laughing.gif laughing.gif Bwoy some ah deh conversations I had wid Ken han him friends bout hit! Yuh wouldda tink mi tell dem fi guh murdah dem Mama! laughing.gif laughing.gif One of his friends told mi if mi nah change mi tinking mi a guh tuh hell!! laughing.gif laughing.gif My response..."Well I guess wi aguh meet again when mi reach!" laughing.gif

Gill
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-18 20:53:00
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QUOTE (kingstonjamaica @ Dec 18 2007, 08:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Marie87 @ Dec 18 2007, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Dec 18 2007, 08:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Kingston Jamaica @ Dec 18 2007, 07:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Let me start by saying HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to JA TAM, hope today will be all you want it to be and more. Enjoy yourself and nuff Blessings. heart.gif

I'll be off to the embassy in another hour, really hope this interview will be short and spicy. yes.gif

Best of luck to you girl!!!
Will be keeping my fingers crossed for you!!!


Ditto!!!


Thanks you guys, I'm home now. A piece a sitt'n happen to me this mawning- not sure of all the spelling in Patois, never actually wrote it. So i took a cab there and i was on time. I went through security check and proceed to front desk area. The gentleman said "please sign your name on the back of passport pix a take out your birth cert. Mi dear, mi almost drop down, the BC i had in my documents for three months belong to my niece. #######. is a good ting mi eye water nuh easy fi come. I had to call my mother and told her to charter a cab and take it to the embassy for me. I was out side walking up and down like a mad woman. Two very nice policemen came to where i was pacing back and forth to find out if i was ok. I was calling every 15 mins to see how far they where, it takes one hour from ST. Thomas to Kingston and that was what saved me today. Mother came at ten o'clock and i went back inside. The nice gentleman at the desk took my documents and separated them for me. I then went and sat in section A. My number was called and i went up to the window. our conversation went like this. "Passport please" said the lady at the window. "Have you ever been married" never been married i answered. who is filing for you, Omar T.....r. Has he ever been married, yes. Do you have death or divorce cert. NO i don't have HIS D/C. all this time she was flinging my Passport and other papers in the the pocket on the counter for me to to take up. She was mad with attitude. At the section B i took finger prints and was interviewed by a Counselor in training at section C. She asked how i met Omar, how often we talk to each other, When he got divorced if we grew up together and when he migrated. She then said i should tell her about myself and Omar, i was brief. then she told me not to make any travel arrangements because it can take up to three weeks before i get the visa. She wish me Happy holidays and good luck with my marriage. I said thank you and left. They didn't ask for proof of a relationship, nothing like that. I had my phone records with some calls that goes up to 244mins in one call. Not sure if i'll get my passport before the new year. But 2008 will see me in Orlando.

kicking.gif kicking.gif WOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO...CONGRATULATIONS SHARON!!!!! THAT"S GREAT NEWS AND AN EVEN BETTER WAY TUH START DEH NEW YEAR!!!!! kicking.gif kicking.gif

Many blessings to you and Omar mi chile!

heart.gif, Gill
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-18 20:49:00
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QUOTE (Jomo @ Dec 18 2007, 02:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
JALOVE.......empty your mailbox. Trying to answer you back and it says it is full!



Jomo, I'll text her and tell her to clear her box so you can get through.

Blessed,
Gill

QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 18 2007, 02:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
offtopic45vn.gif Hey all...here are my grad photos:

Off-Topic2.gif



AHHHHHHHH...what a great week for you Tam-Tam!! Congrats on a job well done!!! rose.gif rose.gif rose.gif (throwing flowers at your feet Girl)

Blessed heart.gif,

Gill

QUOTE (Marie87 @ Dec 18 2007, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 18 2007, 02:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Marie87 @ Dec 18 2007, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does anyone listen Dear Pastor? Last night's topic was too funny

I always plan to listen and forget. I will have to listen in the days to come. What was the topic?


Self-stimulation. I mean those callers were something else. I wonder what tonight's topic will be laughing.gif

Ooooooh, ohmy.gif Marie do tell!!! What were most of the callers saying...cause I know masturbation is frowned upon in JA. laughing.gif !!

Bless-Bless,
Gill
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-18 15:35:00
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**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning All,

good.gif FIRST AND FOREMOST...GOOD LUCK SHARON & OMAR (KINGSTONJAMAICA)... good.gif sending you nothing but POSITIVE VIBES!!! good.gif

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JA TAM...Wishing you and Aaron MANY MANY MANY more years of happiness together and a FRUITFUL 2008!!! luv.gif

Bless-ed love to all,
Gill

P.S.- Hope everyone has a great day and hopefully all Christmas shopping is done or whining down at this point blink.gif (I know mine ain't laughing.gif )
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Gizzadas For Her Husband

An elderly Jamaican man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Jamaican pastry, 'Gizzada' wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally dozens of Gizzadas.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the Gizzada was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a Gizzada at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a 'dutch-pot' by his wife......
'Move yu back-side!" she said, "Dem ya a fe you nine-nite."
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-18 08:52:00
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**********MONDAY CHUCKLE**********
GOOD MAWNIN' FAM,

kicking.gif CONGRATS TONYA kicking.gif ...great way to start off the week!!

Mistress Kimmy, yuh paper & studies done yet? huh.gif

I hope everyone had a nice, although quick weekend!
Just think Ya'll next week is Christmas!
Wow ohmy.gif ...I hope everyone is on Santa's nice list wink.gif laughing.gif !

Have a good day and a bless-ed week!

heart.gif, Gill
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GI Insurance

Jamaican airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about
their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.

It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that this Jamaican airman was having a staggeringly high success-rate,
selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood inthe back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch.

The Jamaican airman explained the basics of GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If yu have GI Insurance and go into battle and get killed, the government gwine pay $200,000 to yu family, but, If yu doan have GI insurance, and yu go into battle and get killed, the government only gwine pay a maximum of $6000."

"So," with a smile displaying his pearly whites concluded, "who yuh tink dem gwine send inna bakkle furst?"

Edited by Deyoungting, 17 December 2007 - 08:44 AM.

Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-17 08:43:00
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QUOTE (Mrs. Scott @ Dec 14 2007, 11:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR APPROVAL. kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif YOU DESERVE IT. YOU MAY WANT TO WAIT A FEW DAYS & HAVE KEN SUBMIT THE DS-230 (PART I). AS YOU ALREADY KNOW, THAT FORM MUST BE RECEIVED BEFORE AN INTERVIEW CAN BE SCHEDULED. LET ME KNOW IF YOU DON'T RECEIVE YOUR PACKET 3 IN A TIMELY FASHION.

Bless,

Mrs. Scott


Thanks Mrs. Scott luv.gif luv.gif ,

He already has the DS-230 all filled out. I sent it down with my girlfriend last month! Just waiting pon NVC then JA. embassy tuh git hit!

Bless,
Gill
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-14 11:32:00
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QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 14 2007, 11:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 14 2007, 11:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
offtopic45vn.gif Question:

I spoke with Ken this morning and he thinks that he would get the Non-impediment to marriage form from his district's J.P...he has already spoken with his JP and he told Ken that he will write him the 'letter'. I thought I read on here sometime ago that you get the Non-impediment form from the same place you get your birth certificate. unsure.gif

Where does he get the blinking form from??? blink.gif blink.gif

Thanks,
Gill



u BETTA tell Ken MI seh fi go a RGD go get his form...or else devil.gif


Tonks mi love,
mia guh tell him dat!

Blessed, Gill

QUOTE (Jomo @ Dec 14 2007, 11:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 14 2007, 10:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
offtopic45vn.gif Question:

I spoke with Ken this morning and he thinks that he would get the Non-impediment to marriage form from his district's J.P...he has already spoken with his JP and he told Ken that he will write him the 'letter'. I thought I read on here sometime ago that you get the Non-impediment form from the same place you get your birth certificate. unsure.gif

Where does he get the blinking form from??? blink.gif blink.gif

Thanks,
Gill



Not the JP. He needs to get the stamped official form from the RGD office where he can get birth papers.

QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 20 2007, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Welcome to Part 5 of the Yardie thread! kicking.gif

Link to Part 4:

http://www.visajourn...h...t=0&start=0



What is going on here? Is anyone else's computer acting funny?


No Jo,

Everyting cris on dis end...thanks for the RGD info! I will let him know!

Bless,
Gill
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-14 11:30:00
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offtopic45vn.gif Question:

I spoke with Ken this morning and he thinks that he would get the Non-impediment to marriage form from his district's J.P...he has already spoken with his JP and he told Ken that he will write him the 'letter'. I thought I read on here sometime ago that you get the Non-impediment form from the same place you get your birth certificate. unsure.gif

Where does he get the blinking form from??? blink.gif blink.gif

Thanks,
Gill

Edited by Deyoungting, 14 December 2007 - 11:03 AM.

Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-14 11:02:00
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QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Dec 14 2007, 06:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 13 2007, 08:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Dec 13 2007, 07:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 13 2007, 07:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tam welcome to the club.....I'm working on numberf 2

damn mi nuh reach mi fuss one yet lol

Your baby is so cute, "ah cut him ten" laughing.gif laughing.gif

Thank you all, I feel so accomplished. Kimmy, I'm hoping u get that 2nd heart soon good.gif

Ty lol, him well spread out!!!


Congrats on the approval Gill!



Thanks JaEng,

I have to tell you that likkle bwoy of your is SOOOOOOOO Darn cute!!! I LOVE chubby babies and he has got rolls for days! luv.gif luv.gif Very cute...likkle chuckin' pumpkin!

Bless-Bless,
Gill
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-14 09:00:00
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**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

kicking.gif Woo-hoo kicking.gif ...another week down!!!! kicking.gif kicking.gif Give yourselves a pat on the back for getting through another week!!

Have a GREAT weekend everyone and please be safe! Midwest to Norteast are suppose to get another whallop of bad weather again...tek hit EASY!!!

Bless-ed,

Gill
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Growing Wild

One day a young Jamaican body builder who loved to tan himself looked down on his d**k and saw that it was the only area of his body that wasnt chocolate brown, so he decided that the next day he would go to the beach and get a tan on his d**k.

The next day he put on his trunks and lay down on his towel on the sand, put some suntan lotion on his ####### and left it out to tan.

Two old ladies were walking by and the one called Mary said,"But kiss mi rass Martha, yuh nuh si mi dying trial?"

So naturally martha waan know a wah.

Mary seh,"When mi a twenty mi fraid fi it,
when mi a thirty mi curious bout it,
when mi a forty mi caan get enuff a it,
when mi a fifty mi beg fi it,
when mi a sixty mi pay fi it.
And now mi a seventy, deh bloodcl**t sinting dem a grow wild an mi cyant ben dung."

Edited by Deyoungting, 14 December 2007 - 08:53 AM.

Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-14 08:50:00
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QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 13 2007, 08:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Happy Birthday to Ken...I know he is walking around with a smile on his face; and Gill, mi know seh fi yuh glad bag bust. Now you can really celebrate when you go home in a few weeks. biggrin.gif wub.gif


DYAM ROIGHT MI GIRL...DYAM ROIGHT!!! Just knowing that he may be here by Easter...Bwoy, even wid the snow, ice and rain I was walking around like dis for the rest of the day! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif ...KIN TEET!!!!

I know my co-workers thought I was CRAZY!!!!!! wacko.gif wacko.gif

THANK SO MUCH FOR ALL OF YOUR WELL WISHES GUYS!!! IT IS SINCERELY APPRECIATED!! I SAID IT BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN...I COULD NEVER HAVE MADE IT WID OUT YOU GUYS!!

Special tonks tuh KIMMYKASHI, JA-TAM, JALOVE, JAWI, JAMERICAN, NICKY, YARDIE, MRS. SCOTT, CLAIRERN, WEEDEBZ and EVERYONE ELSE!!! You guys will never know how much I truly appreciated you being there to listen to my belly-aching and bawlin'! I LOVE MY VJ Family!! heart.gif heart.gif heart.gif heart.gif heart.gif

BLESS-ED BLESS-ED love to all,
Gill
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-13 21:22:00
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Thanks Jomo & Yardie...It was Ken's b-day yesterday...I just told him and and he said "Bwoy, dat ah deh best Burtday present ever- Tonks very much USCIS!!" LOL laughing.gif laughing.gif

I can't believe it...FINALLY...it's been a long time coming!! It's the best Christmas gift ever!!

Bless-bless,
Gill
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-13 14:41:00
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Sugar Honey Iced Tea....I GOT THIS IN MY EMAIL JUST NOW!!!!


*** DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS E-MAIL ***

The last processing action taken on your case

Receipt Number: EACXXXXXXXXXX

Application Type: I129F , PETITION FOR FIANCE(E)

Current Status: Approval notice sent.

On December 13, 2007, we mailed you a notice that we have approved this I129F PETITION FOR FIANCE(E). Please follow any instructions on the notice. If you move before you receive the notice, call customer service.


kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif I GOT MY NOA2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif

Seriously, I want to thank everyone who helped me get through this part of my journey!!!

I sincerely and honestly LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! I don't know what I would have done without you guys!!

BLESS-ED,

Gill
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-13 14:16:00
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**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning Folks,

Hope all are well!! Have a great day and for my folks in the midwest and Northeast...hang in there wid the winter weather...'This too shall pass...'

BLESS-ED wink.gif ,
Gill
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THE LAST MEAL

Three prisoners are waiting to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

The Trini responds, "A chicken Roti." The warden serves him his Roti, and then escorts him to his execution.

The Bajan requests Flying fish & CouCou. The warden serves him his Flying fish & CouCou , and then escorts him to his execution.

The Jamaican requests a bag of plums.
The warden asks: "plums???"
"Yes,plums" says the Jamaican.
The warden replies, "but dem outa season!"

"So?" replies the Jamaican. "Mi a gwaan han wait..."
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QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 12 2007, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
offtopic45vn.gif Ok, I know I am crazy, but I felt like celebrating my first heart on VJ jest.gif jest.gif

kicking.gif WOOOHOOOO kicking.gif ...That's great Tam-Tam!!! Congrats Chica!!!
I love your little expression too...

Bless-ed,
Gill
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**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Merry Mawning All!!

I hope everyone is doing well this fine Wednesday mawning!! Jawi, mi love good luck wid deh shot tiddeh! Mi hope seh dis is deh final one!!

Everyone else have a great day...2 more fi guh!!

Blessed,
Gill
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Devil's Sister

This woman had a husband who had come home drunk every payday.
He had to walk past a graveyard to reach home. She decided to scare him out of his bad
ways so one payday she put a white sheet over herself and hid in the graveyard.

As he was passing she jumped out into the road and at the top of her voice shouted:
"Ahoooooooo! Ahoooooooo!".
Staggering and with slurred speech the man peered at the figure and said:
"Who deh 'ell is dat?"
"I am the devil", she replied.

The man smiled broadly and advanced with hand outstretched:

"Damned please fi meet yuh. I'm Harold Jones. Mi married yuh sista."

Edited by Deyoungting, 12 December 2007 - 08:44 AM.

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QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 10 2007, 10:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Congrats Rhonda and hubby. Enjoy your precious little one! wub.gif

Gill - Di joke did wickid jest.gif jest.gif


Tonks Tam-Tam,

Mi glad yuh fulljoy it!! luv.gif luv.gif

Blessed love heart.gif ,
Gill
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**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Good Mawning All,

First, a special greetings fi our gyal, Jawi!!! Welcome Back mi love...wi did miss yuh!! yes.gif

Arright on to deh chuckle...it's an oldie but still mek me smile!

Have a blessed day!

Much love/One love,

Gill
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Windows '98 - Yardie Version


Dear Customaz:
It look like dem mek mistake an ship out couple a copies a WINDOWS 98 YARDIE VERSION somewhere inna Idaho. If you good ole country folks in Idaho need a translatian fi di commaan dem, ere dem is:

When yuh open di Yardie edition yuh wi si di opening screen. It reads: "WINDAS 98", wit a background picture of Halfway Tree Square.

When yuh start di program yuh wi hear di bad bwoy antem: "Murda-ra Blood deh pan yuh shoulda" By Buju Banton".

Please also note:

Recycle Bin is labeled "General penitentiary"
My Computer is called "A Fimi Own"
The Inbox is referred to as "Barrel come"
Deleted Items are referred to as "Gaan, Rub out, Yuh Salt"
Dial up Networking is called "Ring mi Cellie"
Control Panel is known as the "Babylon"
Hard Drive is referred to as "Reema an Jungle"
Instead of an error message, "Ediat! Yuh know weh yuh a do?" pops up.
Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "Smuggling not allowed unless part of the Govament"

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA YAADIE EDITION:
OK.............Cool Noh
Cancel.........No badda yaw man
Reset..........Rewine
Yes............Irie
No.............No sah
Find...........Look fi it
Browse.........Faas
Back...........Tun roun
Help...........(this is not a feature ... Jamaicans know it all an doan need noh help)
Stop...........Dun now
Start..........Gwan troo
Settings.......Di set up

Also note dat keyboard noh of di YARDIE EDITION no have di letter "H." Wi doan use dat in wi vocabulary So dis is how yuh mus type certain "H" words:

Help.........Elp
Horrible?....Arrible
Hart ??? ....Art
Heavy ??.....Eby
Honda??......Unda
Handkerchif..Kerchief
Holiday......Alliday
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QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 10 2007, 12:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Congrats Rhonda...I don't know why I thought u were having a boy whistling.gif congrats on ur bundle of joy !!

That's Jonesie, Kimmy !!!!

heart.gif u,
Gill
Forever YoungFemaleJamaica2007-12-10 14:04:00
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***********MONDAY CHUCKLE**********

Happy Monday Ya'll!!!! CONGRATS TO kicking.gif CaribQueen kicking.gif & luv.gif Rhonda luv.gif !!!!

Hope Everyone had a great weekend!!

Enjoy,

Gill
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Policeman & the Madman

One day a Policeman was directing traffic at Half Way Tree and every
minute this madman run up to him and say,"Officer wha time yu hav."
So the police keep running him and say "yu naa go no weh so stop ask mi di time"


But the madman keep on coming back so the Police get fed
up and say "ah
2:30". The madman then say to the Police "when a 3 O'clock, come suck out mi B@tty"

The Police get vex and start run down the madman widim batten.
So di the madman lost him round a corner near Missa Chin shop.
So the Police ask Missa Chi n if him see a

Madman run pass ya.

Missa Chin say "no, but a wha him do yu?

Di Police say, "him no see mi a direct traffic round so and come talk say mi fi come suck out im b@tty when 3 o'clock come"

Missa Chin look pan him watch and Say

"But no jus quataa to Three now, Wha happen, yu cyaan wait??"
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QUOTE (nycgirl @ Dec 7 2007, 02:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jomo, you there? You ready for this.......we freaking failed the interview!!!!!!!!
I am so upset right now.
Everything was going okay, until the officer opened my passport and started quizzing my husband about my travel. Now to give you some background, I travel for work. CONSTANTLY. Never the same place twice. In the last 18 months, I have been to Jamaica, Puerto Rico, Dominican Rebublic, Miami, Palm Springs (CA) , Boston, Bahamas, Capri (Italy), Scotland, London, Paris, The Florida Keys, Argentina, Rome and Switzerland. I am somewhere different every month. The agent asked him what places (Internationally) I went, and the corresponding month in which I went. I can't even flipping remember that myself!!!!! Of course he couldn't put it all together. Oh, that sinking feeling. After he couldn't put a few trips to the appropriate months, the guy got really hard on us. He found it impossible to beleive that "your wife was out of the country for 10 days, and you don't know where she was" It was horrible. My husband is forgetful, and then he was nervous on top of it. The agent then sent him out of the room, and he asked me if I "knew what I was getting into". He made insinuations that Visa Fraud was "very common" in these instances and perhaps he is "just using me." He went as far as to say that maybe he will dissappear after he gets his green card. I just sat there crying. I begged him to just keep asking questions, but he said he's out of time. With regards to all of our documation, he said that anyone could "fabricate" those. We have to go back for a more in depth interview in 6 months, but this is a BIG BLACK mark on our record. I can't even believe that this could happen. Because of a bad memory. Anyone heard anything like this before? Should we get a lawyer?


Ah Dios Mios!!! ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ((((((HUGS FOR YOU NYCGIRL))))))

I can't believe that I am SOOOOO sorry!! That is total PHOCKERY!!! How do they seriously expect ANYONE to remember that!! Have Faith Chica...what is for you shall not go past you! You two will get through this!! I know it must be so heart-wrenched...to get this far and be slowed down...because this is all it is a slow down...not a stop!! You two will be together!! Try to keep your faith and patience and remember this too shall pass !!

I say it all the time... 'WHO JAH BLESS...NO MAN, WOMAN, OR BLOODCLEAT MISERABLE USCIS INTERVIEWER CAN CURSE!!!!' ...and you, nycgirl... are Blessed!!

Blessed love and prayers heart.gif heart.gif ,

Gill

Edited by Deyoungting, 07 December 2007 - 07:00 PM.

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QUOTE (Jomo @ Dec 7 2007, 11:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just got this from Mindy.................

Rhonda update:

SHE HAD THE BABY!!!!

10 hours labor at home

10 hours at hospital -- wouldn't dialate past 8.2

On Petosin for five hours

C-Section

....she had to go so I didn't get much more than that.....she's gonna call me back.


kicking.gif kicking.gif CONGRATULATIONS TONY & RHONDA!!!! kicking.gif kicking.gif ...

Now the REAL fun begins!!! laughing.gif !! So, happy you made it through alright Rhonda!! God is go all the time and ALL the time God is good!!

Take care and REST REST REST!!! Like Tam-Tam said limit the visitors at home unless they are coming to lend a helping hand!! wink.gif wink.gif

OH...AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE WASHES THEIR HANDS BEFORE THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING THE BABY!! wink.gif yes.gif ...with flu season in full force you can't be too careful!!

Good luck to you both!!

Blessed love & prayers,

Gill

P.S.- Thanks for letting us know JG

Edited by Deyoungting, 07 December 2007 - 02:03 PM.

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**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

kicking.gif Happy Friday All kicking.gif ...We did it!! kicking.gif I hope everyone has a GREAT weekend.

I also hope our Christmas Mama's (Jonesie & Rhonda) have a quick, easy and blessed delivery, innocent.gif
if it happens over the weekend!

Enjoy Ya'll!!

Blessed heart.gif ,
Gill
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SNOW IN JAMAICA.....

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?"


"I can't tell you" the black man says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.


On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me
your name?"
I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me." says the black man.


"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.

"Fine, my name is Snow!" the black man replies.
And the lady bursts into laughter, the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it".


The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in Jamaica!"

Edited by Deyoungting, 07 December 2007 - 06:05 AM.

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kicking.gif Rhonda Girl, you can do this!!!! kicking.gif I know you must be scared, but that's normal! Just take Tony's big hand and SQUEEZE it and PUSH!!!!

Good luck to you both and enjoy your little Christmas MIRACLE innocent.gif !!! (AND YOU BETTER POST PICTURES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!)

Many Blessings to you and Tony heart.gif ,

Gill
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QUOTE (IrieCat @ Jan 24 2008, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hello all.... havent posted in a few but I have been reading up on everything. :-)

1st of all Classy I think you must be a pretty smart lady for recognizing the loser in this guy before you went too far. My best friend came to visit me while I was living in St Lucia and fell for a guy - unfortunetly I don't think he is up to par and he is showing all the signs of a bad egg but she ingores them. I can only hope she comes to her senses.....

2nd ......... I got my NOA1 today and I am so #%@&^*% HAPPY! I know it is just the beginning but at least it has officially begun! Woohoo!
Now I have a very good reason to go out with the girls this weekend and celebrate! That and its pay day!! :-)

Have a great day all!!!

Cat



WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO GWAAN THROUGH CAT!!!!!!! MMMMMM-EEEEEEEE-OOOOOOO-WWWWWW!!!!! :luv:

kicking.gif kicking.gif YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kicking.gif kicking.gif

I remember just how you felt...like it's official...I HAVE STARTED THIS PROCESS!!!! I remember the first time I saw Ken's name and mine on the official NOA1...I started crying (I am such a Baby...probably PMSing that day too laughing.gif laughing.gif )

It's a GREAT FEELING!!!

Bless-ed,
Gill

GO IRIE...IT'S YOUR NOA1 DAY...GO IRIE!!
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QUOTE (Jomo @ Jan 24 2008, 09:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (classychic77 @ Jan 24 2008, 06:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey everyone, busy day yesterday didn't even get to sign onto my computer. So the EX called last night and said "Why do you have a picture of me posted on the internet on that website?" I laughed said "FU*$ YOU, don't ever call me again" and hung up. Small world, I have never mentioned this site to him. So someone's lurking around here. devil.gif Oh well, at least he knows now, lol.



To the Lurker helping bother Classy...........

GET OUT! You don't belong here. Keep your news to yourself and go away!!!!

Hang in there, Classy. He's obviously not too worried about spreading his picture all over the place or he wouldn't pose for so many. Don't let him bother you.




AMEN!!!!!! Mi proudda yuh Classy! Yuh Dyam right fi tell em F-off!!!! Yuh couldda tell em a few more choice words tuh!!!

Who ever a su su su su back tuh classy EX man...SHUT YUH RASSS...HAN GUH LANG!!! mad.gif mad.gif

Gill

Edited by Deyoungting, 24 January 2008 - 10:05 AM.

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QUOTE (Tonya @ Jan 24 2008, 09:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I live for these morning jokes.....they are so GREAT!......On another note......I am flying out of here tomorrow morning to go and see my baby!......It has been since March and I am so excited.....I will get to stay with him until Monday when I have to fly back home to the real life with the 14yo.......LOL......Catch you all when I get back........

Peace & Love,
Tonya


Tonni,

HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!!! YOU MUST BE THRILLED...WOW SINCE MARCH ohmy.gif ...YUH GOOD!!! ENJOY YOUR TIME WITH YOUR BOO and give Jamdown a kiss from all of us!! luv.gif

Safe travels and be well!

Bless-ed heart.gif heart.gif ,
Gill
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*********THURSDAY CHUCKLE*********

Mawning folks,

I hope everyone had a good night!

For everyone that had a bad Wednesday...guess what it's THURSDAY...fresh start!!! luv.gif

Have a great day...one more to go! good.gif kicking.gif
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Bwoy ... Go Get Yuh Moddah

A boy and his father from Jamaica were visting America for the first time.

The first time they went to a mall, they were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slideback together again.

The boy asked, "Ah whahdat, daddy?" The father (having never seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, minevah see notting so inna mi life! Mi nuh know what it is!"

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair
rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light
in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 19-year-old
woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, says quietly to his son,

"Bwoy... Go get yuh moddah!"

Edited by Deyoungting, 24 January 2008 - 08:37 AM.

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QUOTE (Marlita @ Jan 23 2008, 04:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gill me buss out wid laughta. laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif


This was funny! Gill yuh kno, yuh gwaan mek JesseG come lik we.

That's funny Lita...I thought about JesseG when mi post it!! Hopefully, em will hondastan a joke mi a mek! wink.gif

Gill
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QUOTE (morantbaygirl @ Jan 23 2008, 02:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Jengles @ Jan 22 2008, 03:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Jan 22 2008, 01:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (sjb1221 @ Jan 22 2008, 10:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 22 2008, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Morant mi wan know wah u get..mi wan know good.gif


I was afraid to ask. laughing.gif

Kimmy - how is Kimora doing?


I was afraid to ask as well laughing.gif My mind went directly to the gutter so I wasn't saying anymore devil.gif laughing.gif

How are you Sjb? Busy still at work?

Kim~ Hope Kimora is doing better...did you get her to a docs yet?



ok my mind went there and stayed there


Everyones mind that went to the gutter is married to a Jamaican Man because you are so right devil.gif

laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif ...Na na na na naaaaaaa..."I'm Lovin it!!!" good.gif good.gif

Edited by Deyoungting, 23 January 2008 - 03:44 PM.

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**********WEDNESDAY wink.gif CHUCKLE**********

Mawning Folks,

I hope everyone had a good night!

Welcome tuh Wednesday...half way there...Hang in the week soon done!!

Tuh everyone still feeling ill...I hope you feel better soon!

Bless,
Gill
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Jamaican Gum

A Jamaican is having breakfast one morning; coffee,

croissant, bread, butter and jam when a Trini man,

chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Jamaican ignores the Trini who, nevertheless,

starts a conversation:

Trini: "You Jamaican folk eat the whole bread??"

Jamaican: (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Trini: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In

Trinidad , we only eats what's inside. The crusts, we

collect in a container, recycle it, transform them
into

croissants and sell them to the Jamaicans."

The Trini has a smirk on his face. The Jamaican

listens in silence.

The Trini persists: "Do you eat jelly with the
bread??"

The Jamaican: "Of course."

Trini: (cracking his gum between his teeth and

chuckling). "We don't.

In Trinidad we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
we

put All the peels,seeds, and leftovers in
containers,

recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the

jam to the Jamaicans."

The Jamaican then asks: "Do you have sex in
Trinidad ?"

Trini: "Why of course we do", the Trini says with a
big smirk.

Jamaican: "And what do you do with the condoms once
you've used them?"

Trini: "We throw them away, of course."

Jamaican: "We don't. In Jamaica , we put them in a

container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing

gum and sell them to Trinidad ."

QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 23 2008, 07:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gill it is wayyyy too early...go ketch likkle more sleep helpsmilie.gif helpsmilie.gif wacko.gif


Arright mi love. laughing.gif laughing.gif ..how come yuh deh pon yah suh hearly den???

Love ya,
Gill

Edited by Deyoungting, 23 January 2008 - 08:51 AM.

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QUOTE (JA Tam @ Jan 22 2008, 08:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 22 2008, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 22 2008, 05:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Jan 22 2008, 05:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just saw that Shauna! OMG what is happening to all these actors...first Brad Renfro last week and now Heath Ledger sad.gif Something isn't right.

fi real dem get caught up inna di LIFE....not all most an lose dem self

Bwoy, dem seh bad tings appen in 3's. Mi worry bout Britney...wanda if she a guh nex! Bwoy, money han fame isn't hall it's stocked hup tuh be!

Lawd ah massi, nuh seh so. It woulda sad...mi hope she can clean up har act because she so young fi ah mash up har life so fi ah follow di footsteps of Anna Nicole...Everytime I see a story about her, my heart goes out to her. Bwoy, mi nuh know...it goes to show that $$ caan buy happiness


I honestly feel it for her!! It's like har Momma ain't no kindda Momma...Now, I ask you what kindda Mother would put her daughter's rehab on TV!!!

Britney is trying to regain her childhood and it's too late! I REALLY feel bad for her boys
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QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 22 2008, 07:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
WOW classy ..thank GOD..nothing happen before the time..good move...yeah u should tell him and not for nothing but to stop calling me..I bet u he will leave u alone..thought u were dumb...the joke is on him now



Fuh REAL classy...memba..."what is for you shall not pass you!"...Obviously Missa Green Shirt was NOT for you!! GOOD RIDDANCE TO OLD TRASH!!!!

MOVE ON CHICA!!!!

Blessed Love ALWAYS,

Gill
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QUOTE (JA Tam @ Jan 22 2008, 06:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 22 2008, 09:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (brownnskinn @ Jan 21 2008, 08:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (JA Tam @ Jan 21 2008, 02:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kimmy, you are a trip laughing.gif, you have some pearls of wisdom too and the passion with which you deliver it laughing.gif

Hey All, I wanted to share this with you on this MLK day: Reclaiming King: Beyond "I have a Dream"



I was listening to one of his speeches eariler to day..it brought me to tears, jus thinking about what coulda been, had not been for him.


Brownie,

I stay the same way. I took my eldest to a dentist appt. and they had on Oprah! She did a really nice job of honoring MLK. My son was like 'Ma...please don't start that crying stuff here!!!" I can't help it!! Everytime I hear 'The Dream' speech I start welling up!

Bless,
Gill

Mi dis ah come in fram work, so mi ah ketch up...Gillie, I thought Oprah's show was awesome, top-notch yesterday good.gif. I am not a big Oprah watcher, but when I turned to that yesterday, I couldn't turn away!!!


Gurl, I stay deh same way...I don't really watch Oprah...but yesterdays show was riveting!!

bless,
Gill
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QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 22 2008, 05:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Jan 22 2008, 05:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just saw that Shauna! OMG what is happening to all these actors...first Brad Renfro last week and now Heath Ledger sad.gif Something isn't right.

fi real dem get caught up inna di LIFE....not all most an lose dem self

Bwoy, dem seh bad tings appen in 3's. Mi worry bout Britney...wanda if she a guh nex! Bwoy, money han fame isn't hall it's stocked hup tuh be!
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