Forum	Title	Content	Member	Sex	Country	Date/Time
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE********** Enjoy...HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING!!!! Gill ********************************************************* Casket Chat Three buddies talking bout if they in they casket and friends and family are mourning over them, what they would like to hear them say 'bout them? The first fella say, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor, and a great family man." The second fella say, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who mek a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The third fella say, "I would like to hear them say......LOOK DEY, 'IM MOVING!!!!!"	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-21 08:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE********** ...GOBBLE GOBBLE!! Ok, so I know many of us will be busy preparing for family. Plus many will not have internet access over the Holiday weekend...so I'm posting the rest of the week's 'chuckles' today...ok? Now, don't shoot me...this one is LONG...but it was just SO DYAM funny I couldn't resist!! Hope you enjoy it! Bless, Gill ****************************************************************** USA vs. JAM USA: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl.... JAM: Gyal, you noh dead yet? USA: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again. JAM: Lawd Gad... current lock awff again to rahtid! USA: This meal is not too bad JAM: Di food cyan eat USA: Where did you buy that awful bracelet Cindy? JAM: A weh yuh buy dat-deh big ole ugly bangle deh missis? USA: Hors d'oeurves? JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting yuh a gi me? USA: Here kitty kitty... get down from the roof JAM: Hey dutty puss...come awff a di housetap before a buss yuh rass! USA: I think something is wrong with Susan. She might have the flu. JAM: Lawd Gad... obiya tek up Suzie! USA: Oh my God, I just broke mom's expensive plate! JAM: Lawd mi Gad, mi bruk up mamma stoosh crackry! USA: Aren't those pants a bit short? JAM: Yuh did expek flood or yuh tek yuh mezament inna wata? USA: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that? JAM: Lissen to mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango dem. USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that. JAM: Aye, buff-teet bwoy, tap fling up, fling-up mi bag dem suh man. USA: I wish you would quit lying. JAM: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad. USA: Lift up the hood of the car for me John. JAM: Hey my yute, fly di bonett rasta! USA: I am waiting for a taxi and it's taking so long!! JAM: But wait, no robot naah run todeh USA: Get me a pop please? JAM: Beg yuh carry wan drinks fi mi deh.. USA: It's time for a Perm. JAM: Gyal, yuh hed waan cream. Yuh noh si how it tough? USA: Yuck! This is nasty! JAM: Kiss mi neckback!! What a sinting tase bad an incipid!! USA: I wish you would close your mouth. JAM: Yuh mout come in like when grip cyan shut. USA: Girl, your acne is terrible JAM: Massagad, pickeny, yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh.. USA: Please make some room on the bus so this man can have a seat. JAM: Schoolas, small up unnu self man mek daddy siddung. USA: I have a stomach ache. JAM: Mi belly ah gripe mi. USA: These mangoes look a bit over-ripe. JAM: Missis, move fran in front ah mi wid dem fluxy mango deh. USA: He has very large, full eyes. JAM: Wat ah bway fayva patoo USA: He has no manners. JAM: Him no have no broughupsi USA: Perspiration odour JAM: Him smell green USA: Poached (boiled) chicken JAM: Dat deh singtin nuh start cook yet USA: Oh, dear JAM: ee-eeeeee USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder. JAM: Di pickeny too dyam hard ears!! USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia. JAM: What a bway Dunce sah!!! USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismol. My stomach hurts. JAM: Lawd mi coulda do wid a washout yah now... mi belly bine up. USA: That man over there is missing his dentures. JAM: Cooh pan dat deh mashmout bredda ova deh soh.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-21 08:49:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE********** YEAAAAAA, we made it !!! Hoping all of you have a Happy & Safe Thanksgiving!!!! I was just thinking...I am thankful for you guys and this thread! Blessed love always, Gill *************************************************************************** New Truck One day, Rambo was walking down King Street when he saw his friend Shabba driving a brand new pickup. Shabba pulled up to him with a wide grin. “Shabba, where’d you get that truck?!?” “Wendy gave it to me” Shabba replied. “She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?” “Well, Rambo, let me tell you what happened. We were driving up Hope Road, late last night. Wendy pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed to Hope Garden. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, ‘Shabba, take whatever you want’. So I took the truck!” “Shabba, you’re a smart man!” “Them clothes woulda never fit you!”	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-21 08:44:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Elizabethnhenry @ Nov 20 2007, 04:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL One woman's dog is another woman's knight in shining armor. HEXACTLY HELIZABETH!!!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-20 16:54:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Jomo @ Nov 20 2007, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 20 2007, 03:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Nov 20 2007, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Reposted Jamaican men in my opinion come in two types. Dogs and gentlemen. Nothing in between. The Gentleman is loyal, loving caring and proud. He will fight to the death for his woman and his family. He is respectful, jealous perhaps but never controlling. He will work to the death for his family, never complaining. He is a proud man, HE wants to provide for his family, in fact he feels almost less of a man if he can't. He can be suprisingly stubborn about accepting money from his woman because he feels the man should provide. He is appreciative of gifts, but refuses to allow his woman to shower him with them. He loves and respects his woman, never tries to control or dictate her actions. His clothes are clean, but does not require name brands. The Dog pretends to be a gentleman. He claims not to want to leave Jamaica, but quickly allows himself to be 'convinced'. He professes his undying love for you at the speed of lightning. He usually has a past girlfriend abroad. He wants to marry you from almost the second he laid eyes on you, yet none of his Jamaican girlfriends were good enough apparently. He wants all the latest fashions from abroad to match his upscale cellphone. He is mightily unlucky, every week some calamity requiring money happens. He may play at protesting he'll pay you back or you're doing too much, but happily takes anything offered. He introduces you to his family in days, tells you they love you as much as he does. When he talks to you, he makes sure he tells you they're asking after you, all to enmesh you further in his web of deceit. When he comes to the USA, he's content to be taken care of while he takes it easy. Or if he works, none of his money seems to reach the household kitty! Are you dating the Dog dressed as gentleman? Think carefully ladies.... I hate generalizations... This is true for all men...regardless of Nationality! My ex fi sure fall into the Dawg category and he was 100% African-American. Blessed, Gill Oh, definately, Gill. My dispute is that just cause a man displays some of these behaviors, it doesn't make him a dog. Actually, same holds true for not being a dog. It's hard to sum someone up in just a few characteristics. I agree Jomo. I honestly think it's such a personal choice...now my ex was a Dog in my eyes...but in other girls eyes he may be a Gentleman...because the guys she met before were worse! It really depends upon what a woman is willing to accept and overlook. At least in my opinion. Blessed, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-20 16:48:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Nov 20 2007, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Reposted Jamaican men in my opinion come in two types. Dogs and gentlemen. Nothing in between. The Gentleman is loyal, loving caring and proud. He will fight to the death for his woman and his family. He is respectful, jealous perhaps but never controlling. He will work to the death for his family, never complaining. He is a proud man, HE wants to provide for his family, in fact he feels almost less of a man if he can't. He can be suprisingly stubborn about accepting money from his woman because he feels the man should provide. He is appreciative of gifts, but refuses to allow his woman to shower him with them. He loves and respects his woman, never tries to control or dictate her actions. His clothes are clean, but does not require name brands. The Dog pretends to be a gentleman. He claims not to want to leave Jamaica, but quickly allows himself to be 'convinced'. He professes his undying love for you at the speed of lightning. He usually has a past girlfriend abroad. He wants to marry you from almost the second he laid eyes on you, yet none of his Jamaican girlfriends were good enough apparently. He wants all the latest fashions from abroad to match his upscale cellphone. He is mightily unlucky, every week some calamity requiring money happens. He may play at protesting he'll pay you back or you're doing too much, but happily takes anything offered. He introduces you to his family in days, tells you they love you as much as he does. When he talks to you, he makes sure he tells you they're asking after you, all to enmesh you further in his web of deceit. When he comes to the USA, he's content to be taken care of while he takes it easy. Or if he works, none of his money seems to reach the household kitty! Are you dating the Dog dressed as gentleman? Think carefully ladies.... I hate generalizations... This is true for all men...regardless of Nationality! My ex fi sure fall into the Dawg category and he was 100% African-American. Blessed, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 20 November 2007 - 04:25 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-20 16:24:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Kingston Interview-April 1	Additional Info: I bought an Attorney folder and just divided/labeled every dyam ting hup! Like so: I-129f-copies of original petition Affidavit of Support DS156,156k, 157 & 230(II) USCIS Correspondence Letters of Employment Original Birth Ceritificates, Naturalization & Divorce Documents Paystubs Tax Returns/Tax Transcripts Bank Statements/ Letter from Bank Medical Forms Cell Phone Bills Phone Cards Personal Letters, cards, & notes Photos, Boarding passes, itinierary Passport Photos I don't know the address for the Police record. But it is in Central Kingston. Someone else will know. Why didn't you just come to the Yardie thread and ask us....It's a good thing Kimkim peeped this! Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-17 14:00:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Kingston Interview-April 1	Hi Pricessa, The first thing your SO needs is a non-impediment to marriage form, he should go to his local RGD office. He will also need his Police Certificate. He has to go to TWO places for that....1 place to pay...another place to pick up! He should definately do the non-impediment to marriage for NOW!!!! Also you will need to pay extra for express. It took Ken about 3 weeks to a month to get his regular service! Are you going down for the interview? If not make sure he has TWO copies of the DS-156, DS 156K & DS- 157, your notarized Affidavit of support, 4 passport photos, your 2007, 2006, & 2005 tax returns. Employment letter(s) from YOUR employer, Bank statements from YOUR bank, additional proof of relationship (letters, photos, phone bills, etc.), all USCIS correspondence letters to you, copies of EVERY page of your passport...his passport (with more than 6 months until expiration date). I think that's it off the top of my head...I will be back to post more...if I remember anything! Good luck, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-17 13:43:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	We're APPROVED!!!!	WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO....GWAAN THROUGH LITA!!!!!!!! :dance: Gurl, yuh been hanging in there for a MINUTE now! I am so happy for you both....Hubby should be here in no time!! I am so happy for you BOTH! To God be the GLORY!!!!! Bless-ed Bless-ed, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 18 March 2008 - 02:16 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-18 14:15:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	I've created a monster!!!!!	QUOTE (Awakening_1 @ Feb 23 2008, 07:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hello everyone. I've been working 12-14hour days at work for past month or so and haven't been up on the story. I wanted to let you all know I've started my journey and filed I129f papers on 2/15. Many tanks fe Deyounting fe true ya neve knoa de help ye sho mi pon de way sell off! Sorry so late...but CONGRATS WAKEY!!!!!!!! NOA2's have been coming fast and furious!! Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-03-01 07:42:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	I've created a monster!!!!!	QUOTE (Marlita @ Feb 14 2008, 02:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Feb 14 2008, 07:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Feb 13 2008, 06:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yardie is gonna be so mad she miss hout pon dis!! Fi real! But mi bring mi own cocky tuh di party Im the blackest and fattest of the bunch...alla unnoh muss jealous bad Lawd! Dis wan hairy(feathery) #######. mi nah kno bout dis ere! Him need a good trimming! Lita, suh wah yuh ah seh deh poor ####### hair a grow WILD!!! eh? ...Better git yuh clippers!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-02-14 15:37:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Medical exam Lima Peru	http://travel.state....-MULTI-0707.pdf	FaSa2008	Female	Peru	2008-02-26 16:19:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	YA MI NOVIO ENVIO LOS DOCUMENTOS	Esperar a q te llegue la notificacion de q los papeles fueron recibidos, luego esperar que te llegue la segunda notificacion de que la aplicacion fue aprobada... esto es si es antes no te piden mas evidencia, esto sucede si ven q falta algo... Y al llegar la segunda notificacion (NOA2) pues te queda esperar menos te llega un pakete a ti con el dia de la entrevista en cololmbia... Paciencia es recomendable SUERTE	FaSa2008	Female	Peru	2008-02-04 12:05:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Marie87 @ Jan 16 2008, 12:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks so much for the travel info everyone. I appreciate it Gill - So glad you had a nice time. U go Likkle Ochi?! Dat place is AMAZING!!! The fish and festival is sooo nice and me luv di likkle boat dem u sit in fi eat. Bwoy mi cyan wait fi go back a yawd. And Rebel Salute nah miss me next year! Fi real Mar!!!! Likkle Ochi...SELLHOFF!!! Yuh Cyaan mek Rebel 2009 miss yuh Gurl!!! Truss mi...yuh ah guh LOVE it!!!! Bless Bless, Gill QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 16 2008, 07:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Marie87 @ Jan 16 2008, 12:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks so much for the travel info everyone. I appreciate it Gill - So glad you had a nice time. U go Likkle Ochi?! Dat place is AMAZING!!! The fish and festival is sooo nice and me luv di likkle boat dem u sit in fi eat. Bwoy mi cyan wait fi go back a yawd. And Rebel Salute nah miss me next year! Hey Marie, how u been..how are things going ? QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 15 2008, 09:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So, Ken dropped off his DS-230 today at the embassy. How long before I can start calling to find out about a date? Good, so we are on the "ROAD"... Yea Chica...slowly but surely...wi ah git there!! I'll call next week fi see if it's in the system yet! Mi jus waan book mi flight back dung arready...yuh see it! Love ya, Gill QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Jan 16 2008, 10:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Morning all! (((Gill))) Welcome back!!! Glad you had a great time! I am not sure when you can start calling the embassy...probably give them a week or two at least to get it in the system. Thanks Yardie!!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-16 11:37:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	Hey Yardie Fam, JG, I missed the blackout by a day...(thank G-d!!) I hate when current is gone! ... I MISSED YOU GUYS!!!! But I ain't gonna lie....JAMAICA WAS BLOODCLAAT AMAZING!!!! Rebel Salute was WONDERFUL!!!! We had a great time! My trip further solidified my decision to file for Ken. He was equally amazing! I just feel blessed to have him (as he does me ) Rebel Salute was CRAZY!!! We got there at 10pm and left at 10am the following morning. Jah Cure was AMAZING...he sounded exactly like he did on his album. Capelton, Taurus Riley, and Busy Signal got the crowd screaming! Definitely want to go back again. We went to a restaurant called 'Little Ochie", near Santa Cruz in St. Elizabeth. I would definately recommend it and Rebel Salute to everyone! Saying good-bye wasn't the usual water works on my end,..because I knew I would be headed back relatively soon! So, Ken dropped off his DS-230 today at the embassy. How long before I can start calling to find out about a date? Again, I love you guys and really did miss you! Blessed, Gill P.S.- Here are some pics Edited by Deyoungting, 15 January 2008 - 09:28 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-15 21:26:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	quote name='Marie87' post='1474964' date='Jan 9 2008, 10:14 AM']Hi everyone! Hope you had a wonderful holiday and wishing everyone a prosperous New Year. I'm here getting my classes situated and getting back into school mode. Gill - Have fun at Rebel Salute (I'm sooo jealous)! I'm not sure if they're allowing cameras this year but even if they aren't take LOTS of pics! Especially of Jah Cure! Safe travels Rebel Salute[/quote] Tonks Mar, I will take lots of pics (if I can)! I hope you are enjoying your break from school! I will tell you ALL about Rebel Salute when I get back! Be Good Yardie Fam...I'll miss you guys and try to sneak online when I can! Ken has forbidden ALL electronic devices in the hotel room, except my cell phone (for the boys to get in touch) ...He wants me to 'Relax'....Yah Roight...I know what that means... Take care all!! Blessed love, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 09 January 2008 - 05:27 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-09 17:22:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE********** Mawning Folks...I hope everyone had a restful night! Have a good day and don't forget to smile at least once today... Bless-ed, Gill ******************************************************************************** ******* Pool Party One day dis rich man was havin' a party at him yard. Him was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big House pon di hills, drugs, girls, cars, planes; anything him wanted. Di man was also a little eccentric, and him did fill him pool with crocodiles. So there he was, him and him fren dem, all standing around drinking, getting high and partying next to de pool. Den him get up pon di lifeguard tower and all him fren dem look up. Him call for silence and seh OK, the first person fi swim cross mi pool will get all mi money. Nobody nuh move. Him look ova di crowd, draw pon him joint and sey OK, di first person fi swim cross mi pool gets all mi money and mi house. Still nobody nuh move. Alrite den, the first person fi swim 'cross mi pool get alla mi money, mi house and all mi car and plane dem. Still, nobody nuh move, not even a yeye blink dis time. OK den, alla mi money, mi house, mi car dem, di w'ole a mi planes dem, all the dope yuh can handle, alla mi property, all mi stocks and bonds and investments and all di girls yuh can handle... everyting mi own. **Splash!** Someone in the pool. Crocodiles all ova him, but him roll ova like Tarzan, him all over di place, a fight and dodge teet. Finally him get outta di pool pon di nedda side. Di rich man pon di tower jumpsdown and run over to him. Yo boss, dat was incredible! Mi neva tink sey mi woulda ever see smaddy do dat. Yuh want di money now or latah? Ah don't want di money. Yuh want di house now or latah? Ah don't want di house. Yuh want di car and plane dem now or latah? Ah don't want di cars or di planes. Yuh want di bonds, stocks and tings now or latah? Ah don't want none ah dat. Yuh want di girls now or latah? Ah don't want di girls. Di rich man look pon him and seh Wah di hell yuh want den?!?! Ongle ting I want ah di pussyhole wey push me inna da pool deh.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-08 08:51:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 8 2008, 07:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 8 2008, 07:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 7 2008, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don' t know how these women can put their own children in the middle of these battles...it's just rediculous GURL, I just read deh 'Jacket nuh fit' article...33%- one in THREE!!! Are you serious????That's an epidemic! The worse part is the poor child is the true victim!! Bwoy, dat is pure slackness pon deh Mumma part! It makes me so dyam VEX yuh see Mi haffi hask...IS HOW MANY BLOODCLAAT MEN DEM 'AVE BETWEEN DEM CROTCHES SUH DAT DEM CYAN KEEP TRACK OF DEH CHILD'S DADDY!!!!#######!?!?!?! Nuh wonda the HIV rate in JA is rising suh! I mean figit bout pregnancy...if you have more than one candidate that could be your child's father...you have had to have unprotected sex with at least two men! If they don't value themselves, why would I think they would value their child's paternity???? What is that saying of Yard women? Yuh have men dat want to tek care of their child and they haffi contend wid dis!?!?!? It honestly makes me SICK!!!! Sorry about deh rant, but Bwoy mi just haffi say it! Bless, Gill Mi an u deh pon di same page sistah. It alot of it is who can give them di most money and this whole flossing thing..a total shame....plus how easily u can buy sex inna di club dem is a shame Yuh see mi! Bwoy, I just feel sick that things have gotten so bad, that women feel like dis is there only way! Seriously, how do they live wid themselves knowing that the man they 'think' is the father may or may NOT be?? Truss mi, I am NO saint...but bwoy dats sittin' mi coulddna duh! Betta mi jus struggle han raise deh pickney by miself dan fi bruk TWO people art suh!! Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-08 08:40:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 7 2008, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don' t know how these women can put their own children in the middle of these battles...it's just rediculous GURL, I just read deh 'Jacket nuh fit' article...33%- one in THREE!!! Are you serious????That's an epidemic! The worse part is the poor child is the true victim!! Bwoy, dat is pure slackness pon deh Mumma part! It makes me so dyam VEX yuh see Mi haffi hask...IS HOW MANY BLOODCLAAT MEN DEM 'AVE BETWEEN DEM CROTCHES SUH DAT DEM CYAN KEEP TRACK OF DEH CHILD'S DADDY!!!!#######!?!?!?! Nuh wonda the HIV rate in JA is rising suh! I mean figit bout pregnancy...if you have more than one candidate that could be your child's father...you have had to have unprotected sex with at least two men! If they don't value themselves, why would I think they would value their child's paternity???? What is that saying of Yard women? Yuh have men dat want to tek care of their child and they haffi contend wid dis!?!?!? It honestly makes me SICK!!!! Sorry about deh rant, but Bwoy mi just haffi say it! Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-08 07:00:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (nannygirl82 @ Jan 7 2008, 08:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jamaica to CT @ Jan 7 2008, 07:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (nannygirl82 @ Jan 7 2008, 07:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jamaica to CT @ Jan 7 2008, 07:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Jan 7 2008, 06:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jamaica to CT @ Jan 7 2008, 06:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nice to see you around Thanks! I've been spending most of my time on VJ lately answering/sending PM's but I do miss everyone and hope everyone is doing well. I got so far behind in my reading I hope I didn't miss any good news . How are the mommies to be doing? Jax? Shauna? Ten? slow and tired... That's to be expected...hang in there. How was your move? hard and sad....but it was the best thing for me and mike to do...he really needs to get a good head on his shoulders before the child comes into the world....i really think it is best...it was hard to leave a place i had started to build my life in but better days are ahead! Excellent attitude Nans ...Best of luck to all of you!! Stay well Sweets! Blessed, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-07 20:17:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********MONDAY CHUCKLE********** HAPPY MONDAY ALL!!! I hope everyone had a great weekend!! Here's your chuckle!! Bless-ed, Gill ******************************************************************* RASS Granny did sey RASS is a very powerful word. Never you forget a word as important as RASS and its many RASS uses! 1. RASS is a good way to finish a sentence that lacks excitement ... tekki back RASS! Gimme back RASS! 2. RASS can be used in biology eg..... Look pan di gal RASS! 3. It can be used as a warning of future troubles .... cover yu RASS! 4. It can ward off unwanted sexual advances .... me nah gi yu me numba yu ugly RASS! move yu RASS from me, RASS! 5. It can describe extreme pain .... it hot nuh RASS! me granny gi me some RASS licks! 6. It can describe size ..... yuh foot dem big nuh RASS! him have a RASS mouth deh! 7. As you can see RASS is an all-purpose Jamaican word. You can use it as often as yu RASS feel! Greeting ...... How de RASS yu do? Fraud ......... Yu too RASS tief! Dismay ........ RASS! Trouble ....... Oh RASS! Aggression .... Watch yu RASS self! Disgust ....... Cho RASS! Confusion ..... Wha di RASS a gwaan! Incompetence .. A wha di RASS yu a do .... RASS-idiot! Lost .......... Whe di RASS we deh! Pleasure ...... it nice nuh RASS! Retaliation ... Yu RASS-$@*%... And of course . kiss mi RASS! Me done to RASS!! NOW ..... Stop waste time pon di Internet and go do di RASS people dem work!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-07 08:37:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 6 2008, 02:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OK, so I just found out by ready "westmorelands" topic that Sharon "kingstonJamaica" got her visa in hand as well..so lets give her a big CONGRATS..and save flight to the states .. Kimmy CONGRATS SHARON!!!! Blessed love and safe trip home, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-06 17:12:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (brownnskinn @ Jan 5 2008, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Our DNA test was not faviorable...how will i tell mi husbond OH BROWNIE...I AM SOOOO SORRY!!! Tek time and break hit tuh him. Baby Girl, you are in my prayers. Love yuh, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-05 22:46:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (brownnskinn @ Jan 5 2008, 05:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Marvsgirl @ Jan 5 2008, 11:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hello and Congrats to everyone on moving forward in life. I'm new to the community. I joined back in Dec but couldn't figure out how to post. Thanks Gill. In the beginning, I checked the website 2-3 times a week but I've been working a lot lately. Wouldn't you know, my job blocked the website, therefore, I only have access at home. I was determined to post because I wanted to get in on the fun. I look forward to chatting with you all. Please let me warn you in advance. My patois is in the newborn stage Thanks Bridget welcome! Brownie, mi LOVE deh family picha....very noice Bless-ed , Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-05 22:43:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Marvsgirl @ Jan 5 2008, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hello and Congrats to everyone on moving forward in life. I'm new to the community. I joined back in Dec but couldn't figure out how to post. Thanks Gill. In the beginning, I checked the website 2-3 times a week but I've been working a lot lately. Wouldn't you know, my job blocked the website, therefore, I only have access at home. I was determined to post because I wanted to get in on the fun. I look forward to chatting with you all. Please let me warn you in advance. My patois is in the newborn stage Thanks Bridget Henny time Bridge, I remember what it felt like when I first found VJ..."Like OK...where do I start?" You are doing better than me...It took me SIX months to post hennything!! Now, they are like "GILL...WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!!!!" You have found a safe thread... the people you have here are very geniune and help you every step of the way!! NEVER EVER be afraid to ask us anything!! No question is too silly! Blessed love and we're glad you're here! Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-05 12:41:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 5 2008, 11:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Jan 5 2008, 10:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> u know mi no mean fi call u TAN right..no know weh dat come from QUOTE (Mrs. Scott @ Jan 5 2008, 11:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Marvsgirl @ Jan 5 2008, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hello and Congrats to everyone on moving forward in life. I'm new to the community. I joined back in Dec but couldn't figure out how to post. Thanks Gill. In the beginning, I checked the website 2-3 times a week but I've been working a lot lately. Wouldn't you know, my job blocked the website, therefore, I only have access at home. I was determined to post because I wanted to get in on the fun. I look forward to chatting with you all. Please let me warn you in advance. My patois is in the newborn stage Thanks Bridget Bridget, Welcome to the Yardie thread! Don't worry about learning patois, Gill will have you speaking like a true Jamaican in a few months. Likkle more! Kelia Kelia u never said it better Puh-lease Ms Kimmy...it's not like I chatting by miself! Yuh help inna deh Patois convo!! Kelia- mi like deh 'Likkle more'... mi likkle Kelia is growing hup suh fas' ...pretty soon Kevin will be telling yuh fi slow dung wid yuh patois ... Bless love always, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 05 January 2008 - 12:36 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-05 12:35:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Mrs. Scott @ Jan 4 2008, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kevin's EAD card was produced today! Wow! The process took less than a month. Here is a copy of the e-mail from the USCIS. Receipt Number: EAC08XXXXXXXX Application Type: I765 , APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT AUTHORIZATION Current Status: Card production ordered. On January 4, 2008, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30 days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer service. You can also receive automatic e-mail updates as we process your case. Just follow the link below to register. We're on a roll! Kevin has been adjusting well to the United States. We spent time visiting relatives in NY & CT. Not once has he complained about the cold weather nor missing Jamaica. I'm so proud to be Kevin's wife. CONGRATS KELIA & KEV!!!!! I got your text Chica...Sorry I didn't respond!! I am proud of BOTH of you!!! DO YOUR DYAM TING SCOTTS!!!! thumbs: Blessed, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 05 January 2008 - 12:32 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-05 12:30:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (JA Tam @ Jan 3 2008, 08:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kimmy - Love your wedding pic, you are a beautiful bride and you both are a beautiful couple! JaEnglish - your son is so sweet...coulda jus eat him up!!! (((EMPRESS))) - Girl, we miss you. Good to see you online and I hope all is well. You keep, keeping on love! Gill - Listen man, no truer words have been spoken, "This too shall pass". It is Aaron's mantra as well. Mi know seh yu caan wait fi go home. Di odda day, mi see Tony Rebel a launch Rebel Salute, I think I saw the picture in Gleaner. Lawd mi dear, enjoy fi all ah wi!!! Thanks Tam-Tam...yuh dyam right. I was JUS tinking this time next week I will be home and under mi rum cream, sen-ting and Mista Young'ting' Have a good night ya'll! Good to hear from you Empress!! I hope you are doing well and keeping your head -UP!!! Bless-ed , Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-03 23:01:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (brownnskinn @ Jan 3 2008, 04:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (BelwinMills @ Jan 3 2008, 12:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OFF TOPIC I am already sick of being pregnant. The morning sickness has come back and my right hand is so numb. This is our only child. I told hubby I can't do this again plus being a high risk pregnancy case scares me. My apologizes for complaining. The toilet has become my personal slave. Awwh... Jax you don't have to apologize for complaining...pregnancy can be hard on a lady esp a high risk pregnancy. None of mine were high risk, but with everyone I said..."this is the last one" Now we're thinking about having one of our own....did I just seh that You'll be fine. Fi Real Jax!!! Take it easy in yourself!! You are entitled to complain!! I'd be scared too being high risk!! Have you tried drinking peppermint tea to settle your stomach?? I am so sorry you are going through this! But try to remember the end result...a likkle piece of you and hubby. Hang in there...much love and blessings to you and you are in my prayers for a easier and safe pregnancy and delivery. Blessed , Gill **********THURSDAY CHUCKLE********** Mawning Fam, Hope ya'll are doing well tiddeh...IT IS FREEZING IN NY tiddeh...How is it where you are? Well, I hope everyone had a good night! Look 'ere, mi sarry if mi post dis wan before...but mi lose mi list of wah mi post and nuh post...however, this one bares repeating hennyway!! Have a bless-ed day !! Gill ******************************************************************************** ************ How To Love Your Jamaican Man 1. Never ask where yu man has been, where him coming from or where him going Don't always feel him going to another woman. If yu treated him right he will soon come back. If him don't come back, well you have to work pon dat! 2. Always make sure de food deh pon de table when him come thru de door. Member, "regular fried dumpling keeps your man a humping". 3. Don't forget the "Irish Moss" and "Guinness". A nuff ah dem like pork, but just don't call it pork ... yu mad! Call it a fancy foreign name like ham or franks! Ah it dem mother did grow dem up pon. 4. Never get upset if he accidentally sleeps with yuh friend, sister, or even mother. That only means he is a good man, dem would have never slept with him if him was worthless! Is dem fault fi a pressure him! 5. Never tell yuh man seh yu pregnant - well, not til yuh hide him passport! 6. Never ask how many baby mother yuh man have. Dis may lead to embarrassment because him may have lost count. 7. If him grab yuh up! Tell him that's not how to show love, some think that is the way but don't call de police. It don't mek no sense, because you always end up bailing him out of jail. 8. Never tell yuh man is not your real hair! Dem love long hair gal. Keep telling him dat you're half-Chinese or yu have Indjun in yuh family. 9. Don't listen to your girlfriends advice, especially if dem don't have no man. How can someone with no man tell you how to keep one. Dem always telling you that 'him controlling yu'. She just want someone to keep her company because she have no man. Some of dem even have funny intentions. 10. Never ask to drive your man's car, or give him directions, or tell him to ask for directions when he is lost. Him soon find him way! Grin and bear it. 11. Never ask for your man's home number and address ... some ladies get this strange idea after seeing their man fe three years and having several children for him that this somehow entitles dem to dis privileged information. Be realistic! The relationship is still in its early stages. However, your man might feel generous and offer up his cell phone or pager digits. Be grateful!!!	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-03 09:05:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (JA Tam @ Jan 2 2008, 09:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (one luv @ Jan 2 2008, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hi ladies, Just wanted to introduce myself. You will see me around, and I will likely have some questions for you over the next several months, as my Jamaican husband and I are awaiting his visa (married in May 07, paperwork submitted in June). Thank you for sharing your stories and info. Hi one luv, welcome to the thread. It's great to have you. Any questions/concerns, we are all here to help and feel free to ask. As Claire said, if we don't know we will research it until we have the answer . Best of luck on the journey and there will be times when it gets tough, but know we are here to support you and we have been through it. To quote Gill (Deyoungting): THIS TOO SHALL PASS ...I guess I do write that alot ...But some days it's just needed and the only thing that can get you through! Love you Tam-Tam! ,!! Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-02 22:09:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (one luv @ Jan 2 2008, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hi ladies, Just wanted to introduce myself. You will see me around, and I will likely have some questions for you over the next several months, as my Jamaican husband and I are awaiting his visa (married in May 07, paperwork submitted in June). Thank you for sharing your stories and info. Welcome One Luv!! Good to have you with us!!!! Great thread and great people! Yuh in a good place!! Bless-ed, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-02 22:07:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Jomo @ Jan 2 2008, 09:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Jan 2 2008, 08:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ok, let me run this by you guys. NVC told me on 12/26/07 that my case was forwarded to KNG embassy. So, I figure even with all the holidays...KNG should get it by this week and send Ken his Pack by next week. Ok, here's my question...I want to know if we can drop off Ken's DS-230 form when I am down there? Will that be too short of a time b/t them mailing it and me dropping it off. Will it be obvious that it is not the same form they sent out? I really want a late February interview date (because of 1800flowers job and Valentine's day)! Former Yardie VJ'ers have told me that they only schedule appointments for the next month within the first 2 weeks of the prior month. Can you drop off the form and get an interview date the same day?? I sent them an email, but no response as of yet. I am going to give them a call later. But, I was just wondering if you guys think that I would have a shot in hell of getting into the embassy to drop it off?? Bless-Bless , Gill P.S- I hope this whole thing makes sense I answered this on the Stella thread. Thanks...got it! Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-02 10:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	Ok, let me run this by you guys. NVC told me on 12/26/07 that my case was forwarded to KNG embassy. So, I figure even with all the holidays...KNG should get it by this week and send Ken his Pack by next week. Ok, here's my question...I want to know if we can drop off Ken's DS-230 form when I am down there? Will that be too short of a time b/t them mailing it and me dropping it off. Will it be obvious that it is not the same form they sent out? I really want a late February interview date (because of 1800flowers job and Valentine's day)! Former Yardie VJ'ers have told me that they only schedule appointments for the next month within the first 2 weeks of the prior month. Can you drop off the form and get an interview date the same day?? I sent them an email, but no response as of yet. I am going to give them a call later. But, I was just wondering if you guys think that I would have a shot in hell of getting into the embassy to drop it off?? Bless-Bless , Gill P.S- I hope this whole thing makes sense Edited by Deyoungting, 02 January 2008 - 09:55 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-02 09:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE********** HAPPY NEW YEAR YARDIE FAMILY AND HAPPY HUMP DAY YA'LL!! I hope you all have nothing but blessings in this new year!! Blessed always, Gill P.S.- The Stewardess is a DYAM LIYAD!!!!! ******************************************************************* Fly Air Jamaica! A mother and her son were flying Air Jamaica from Montego Bay to Miami. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes she did". Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Air Jamaica always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you." Edited by Deyoungting, 02 January 2008 - 08:44 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2008-01-02 08:43:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (MSNELLY @ Dec 28 2007, 03:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey i got my email saying we are approve. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH CONGRATS MS. NELLY AND HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!! Ok, Chica...sit tight! They will forward your case to NVC...then they will give you a KNG#!! Figure in about 2 weeks...then they will send Hawkins his packet #3!! But in the meanwhile tell Hawks fi git his Non-impediment to marrige form from his RGD.... he will also need a Police Certificate ( I believe from Kingston)!! What you can do is complete a DS-230 on his behalf and send it to him...this way when you know your case reach the embassy you can have Hawkins send in his DS-230, so this way you can git an interview quickly! If you want to I can take it down for you...I leave on 1/10/08...so if you fill it out now and mail it to me ( I will PM you my home address). I can take it down ...depending upon where he lives he can either meet me in MoBay or Negril! We will probably have our interview around the same time...I am so excited for us!!! Blessed-Blessed love always, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-29 06:32:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	CONGRATULATIONS JONESIE AND FAMILY!!! WHAT A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS PRESENT...THE BEST EVER!!!!! Many Blessings on your new arrival Love always, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-25 08:05:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	To my Beloved Yardie VJ Family, I am wishing all of you a very Irie Christmas and a Blessed and Joyous New Year!!! I love you all and am sincerely grateful to have each and everyone of you and my life and feel blessed that you allow me into yours! I hope that Father Christmas or Santa brings you every thing that you ask for in 2008 and that G-d continues to bless all of us with good health and great friends. Blessed love always to you all, Gill P.S.- I bought you all a black cake with some Wray & Nephew...ENJOY!!"] Edited by Deyoungting, 24 December 2007 - 08:10 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-24 20:09:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (classychic77 @ Dec 23 2007, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Merry Christmas everyone!!! Classy, Is that you???? I LOVE YOUR HAIR CUT!!!! YOU LOOK GREAT GIRL!!!! Good for you! Bless-ed, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-24 07:03:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	Hey All, I wanted to share this link with my hard core Old School Dancehall listeners. Chris Goldfinger (BBC) killed the oldies this week on his radio show! Mi seh hit sellhoff!! Really took mi back! Anyway, here's the link http://www.bbc.co.uk...hrisgoldfinger/ ENJOY!!! Bless-ed, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-23 14:12:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Ms Squitto @ Dec 21 2007, 11:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Dec 20 2007, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you Squitto How are you and the mister? and the baby? Hi there, we're doing ok thanks. Could be a bit better I guess. I'm stuck in the hospital on bedrest but the little one is doing great. We found out that we're having a girl. We just gotta keep in her in there there to bake a lot longer! Thanks for asking. How are you? QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Dec 20 2007, 05:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thought I'd ask you guys here what you think.... Both my S/O and myself are on another message board. It's quite different from here, not friendly at all. So anyway, no-one there knows that we are together, let alone married with a child, and believe me, that's a GOOD thing lol! So there's this chick who is also dating a guy from the message board, but has been coming onto my husband for years. She doesn't know he's married, but knows he just had a baby. A few months ago, out of the blue she started talking to me. Now, she's cool and everything, I don't dislike her, just pity her because she thinks she's hot and by the pics my husband showed me she sent him, she is clearly not lol... So, she's been talking to me more and more, and it's kinda uncomfortable in the sense that sooner or later, she'll realise that I knew she was going after my husband yet and still talked her about all these issues she has, ie health issues, reltionship issues etc... She is by no means a friend, but I just feel slightly mean in that she's going to feel really bad to know that I know her other side.... Do you think I should avoid talking to her? Or is it her own 'karma' for pursuing someone she KNOWS is involved? You should tell her that's your man, I would! And don't feel bad, you haven't done anything wrong. Has anyone heard from Jonesie? Did she have the lil man yet? How about Rhonda? Hi Ms. Squitto, Rhonda had her little bundle of Joy about a week or 2 ago...a little girl! Poor Jonesie was on a few days ago telling us that she is still on her exercise ball trying to make 'it' happen. Blessed, Gill Sorry Brownie & Yardie ...didn't see your responses! Edited by Deyoungting, 21 December 2007 - 11:48 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-21 11:47:00