Forum	Title	Content	Member	Sex	Country	Date/Time
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE********** Enjoy. Blessed, Gill ***************************************************************** Jamaican name Arlene A Jamaican guy walks into a whorehouse in New York and asks, "You have a girl work here from Jamaica name Arlene?" "Yes," answers the madam. "Go on up to Room 6." So the fellow went up to Room 6 and knocked on the door. When the woman answered, he asked "Yu name Arlene, don't it?" "Yeah man, a me dat," replied the woman. "Well, a have a couple Hundred dollas...." he proudly announced. With that, the hooker interrupted him, grabbed the money, opened the door wide and hauled him by the shirt into the room. After a little rest from the vigorous sex, the fellow got up to leave. "Will you be here tomorrow?" he asked. "Yeah Man," Arlene said, "Me will deh yah." The next night, the fellow comes back and gives up $200. When they were done, he's sitting on the side of the bed, and asks. "Will you be here tomorrow night?" "Honey," replied the hooker, "Mi deh yah every night fi you". Night comes and the fellow was back in action. When they were done, they are both sitting on the edge of the bed. "Tell me sumthin'," Arlene said, "what part of Jamaica yu from?" "Portmore," replied the fellow with a satisfied grin. "True ? Me have one sister live inna Portmore yuh know!" the hooker exclaimed. "I know dat," the fellow replied, "She gimme six hundred dollas fi gi yu!"	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-06 08:48:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**************BONUS CHUCKLE********************** I just saw that someone posted this in Craigslist and I thought it was Hysterical...cause this is so me & my life !! Enjoy, Gill ****************************************************** I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have anytime to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the closet. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it." I am never going back to that doctor. EVER! Edited by Deyoungting, 05 December 2007 - 02:06 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-05 14:04:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 5 2007, 01:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 5 2007, 01:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 5 2007, 12:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ..I'm just starting on my MPA as well..I am looking forward to the end to tell u the truth and it's barely started..I love school BUT mi done from 2004 and mi no go back since..soooo it kinda tough to get back into the swing Gilli go girl..thats fabulous !!...u love fi bawl fi 2hrs don't cause u a go back one more time ..just kidding...good luck to yah girl HAHAHAHA ...Kimmy yuh too dyam bright! Mi love yuh same way! I know hopefully, it should be better this time. Last time I was a single mom, working 2 jobs...plus school! So, Baby-sitting, study time and everything else that comes with school just made the stress-level unreal!! This time with Ken here (HOPEFULLY!! ), it should be alot easier! Plus this time I am actually doing something I enjoy, unlike Financial Management (God Bless You Jengs ) & Computer Information System Having a good support system can make a world of difference!! So...Ms. Kimmy MPA (Public Admin??)...VERY GOOD!!!! That is a good degree to have and is very transferable in employment! Proudda yuh Gurl!! Mistress Benz a move hup inna deh world!!! Blessed always , Gilli HAHAAA...Thanks girl...mi proud a u too my girl mi affi try mek a move cause mi no plan fi live stressful life fieva ..Yes, it's Master of Science in Public Administration..it is a verrrry transferable degree and job market is pretty good..I have class tonight and mi a gear up miself cause jah know mi get used to go a mi yaad a night time Tameika mi figet fi rub the baby making good luck stone fi u good luck mi gyal..mi want anodda but the thought of school and preggo a drive me if a so a so I guess Good Girl!!! Truss mi yuh soon done! Plus if yuh git Pregnant NOW...LIKE TONIGHT !!! Yuh jus haffi git through deh Spring semester (months 2-6...not bad) tek deh summer off and have deh Baby inna August before deh nex Semester start...GWAAN fi hit man!! Try fi hit TONIGHT after yuh reach home from class...perfect way fi unwind!!! (Tell Kashi him owe mi one!! ) Bless-Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-05 13:58:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Dec 5 2007, 12:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ..I'm just starting on my MPA as well..I am looking forward to the end to tell u the truth and it's barely started..I love school BUT mi done from 2004 and mi no go back since..soooo it kinda tough to get back into the swing Gilli go girl..thats fabulous !!...u love fi bawl fi 2hrs don't cause u a go back one more time ..just kidding...good luck to yah girl HAHAHAHA ...Kimmy yuh too dyam bright! Mi love yuh same way! I know hopefully, it should be better this time. Last time I was a single mom, working 2 jobs...plus school! So, Baby-sitting, study time and everything else that comes with school just made the stress-level unreal!! This time with Ken here (HOPEFULLY!! ), it should be alot easier! Plus this time I am actually doing something I enjoy, unlike Financial Management (God Bless You Jengs ) & Computer Information System Having a good support system can make a world of difference!! So...Ms. Kimmy MPA (Public Admin??)...VERY GOOD!!!! That is a good degree to have and is very transferable in employment! Proudda yuh Gurl!! Mistress Benz a move hup inna deh world!!! Blessed always , Gilli Edited by Deyoungting, 05 December 2007 - 01:20 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-05 13:19:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE********** Happy Hump Day Everyone!! Do the 'Humpty Hump'!! Congrats are in order for JA-TAM, DonnaJay and Prayers for everyone 'cramming' (Ms. Marie ) for upcoming finals!!! Do your best and make us proud! Blessed, Gill Enjoy---P.S.-I no way does this reflect my opinion on any political organization!! I saw it...it made me laugh, so I share it! *********************************************************************** P.M. and the Pig Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller and her chauffeur are rolling down a country road at night when suddenly the limo hits a pig that has wandered onto the road. The pig is killed instantly. Portia instructs her driver, "Go up to de farm hover dere an' hexplain to de honer of de pig wha 'appen." An hour later, Portia sees her driver staggering back from the farm, his clothes wrinkled, lipstick on his face, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "Wha' 'appen to you?" asks the Portia "Well, Prime Minister, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife gave me a cigar, and their 19-year-old daughter made wild passionate love to me." "Rahtid ! Ah wha' you tell dem?" asks Portia. The driver answers, "Good evening, I am Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig" Edited by Deyoungting, 05 December 2007 - 08:59 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-05 08:59:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Jengles @ Dec 5 2007, 08:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Dec 5 2007, 05:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 4 2007, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ok family, I am getting excited now. I am graduating with my Masters in 2 weeks. I can't believe it is over; 2007 has been a very eventful year: hubby is here, graduating with Masters and next year, I am preparing for the baby! WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO GO ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF TAM-TAM!! Gurl, I feel your pain!!! I remember those days! I did an accelerated MBA 3 years ago (48 credits in 14 months degree) and when I gave my last presentation, I sat in the back of the classroom and bawled for a good 2 hours STRAIGHT!!! Here's the funny part I am going back and doing a second Masters/PhD program !! I'm waiting til Ken gets here to start that in Fall 2008! Enjoy it Tam-Tam, you have worked hard for it and earned this moment to sit back and reflect upon all of your accomplishments this year!! We are all very proud of you, Chica!! I am sure Hubby's happy about the Baby-Making part! Blessed always, Gill A second Master's you go girl!!!! I barely want to finish the master's i'm working on, LOL What is this 2nd degree going to be in? If there was a way, I could move into teaching without taking a paycut, I would be all over it. I think it's great for people who have kids. I agree Jengles! I am going for a MA/PhD. in Secondary/Higher Ed Counseling. I got a MBA because I was working at a college that allowed you to earn a Masters for free! So, I took advantage of it thinking I would go back into business when I completed it! I then fell in love with Higher Education Advisement and applying for positions w/i Higher Ed w/an MBA gets me this kindda look ...so my present school offers a MA in Secondary/Higher Ed Counselling for free so again, I figured might as well take advantage. Although Ken wants me to take advantage of their Law School, but that's just WAAAAAYYY too much work and NOT free...ATALL!! So Jengs, what is your Masters going to be in? Are you almost done? Hang in...it soon come!! Blessed, Gill QUOTE (DonnaJay @ Dec 5 2007, 07:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I love my new Jamaican wife. We now have the I-94. I found the information I needed on www. hias.org. We went to the Deferred inspection Site yesterday and spoke with the Duty Officer. He saw that the I-94 was never given to my bride on her arrival at the airport. He re-created the form for us. Here is a link to Deferred Inspection Sites by city: http://www.hias.org/Immigration/Answers/Summer2004_Rapid.pdf. Jay, I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE YOUR JAMAICAN WIFE!!! ...very sweet!! Glad, yuh git through wid the forms dem!! Blessed love, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-05 08:43:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (JA Tam @ Dec 4 2007, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ok family, I am getting excited now. I am graduating with my Masters in 2 weeks. I can't believe it is over; 2007 has been a very eventful year: hubby is here, graduating with Masters and next year, I am preparing for the baby! WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO GO ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF TAM-TAM!! Gurl, I feel your pain!!! I remember those days! I did an accelerated MBA 3 years ago (48 credits in 14 months degree) and when I gave my last presentation, I sat in the back of the classroom and bawled for a good 2 hours STRAIGHT!!! Here's the funny part I am going back and doing a second Masters/PhD program !! I'm waiting til Ken gets here to start that in Fall 2008! Enjoy it Tam-Tam, you have worked hard for it and earned this moment to sit back and reflect upon all of your accomplishments this year!! We are all very proud of you, Chica!! I am sure Hubby's happy about the Baby-Making part! Blessed always, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 05 December 2007 - 05:37 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-05 05:35:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Marie87 @ Dec 4 2007, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wow its been quiet on here these past few weeks. Is everybody ok? Today was my last day of classes..finals monday and then Wednesday I'm outta here! I LOVE school holiday breaks, just one of the reasons why I want to be a teacher Jonesie & Rhonda - Its almost time!!! Yeah, I was thinking the same thing!! Yeah, my University starts exams next week and I can't wait!! I don't get the whole break off, but from 12/20/07-1/3/08. they close the school and give everyone 'mental health' days!! Well good luck on your finals and don't cram too much! Are you going for Early, Elementary or Secondary? Bless-Bless, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 04 December 2007 - 05:54 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-04 17:53:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Tonya @ Dec 4 2007, 09:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Tonya @ Dec 4 2007, 08:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good Morning All...... Last week I told you about the STUPID Sorry but to finish......the STUPID typo I made........I did not wait to get the RFE in the mail.....I generated the bar code and made another checklist sheet for the DS-230.......I sent in copies of all the appropriate documents as well........and sent it off via DHL........ The automated system says this morning that they have received the checklist letter as of 12/3/07......Does anyone know if it will take another 2-4 weeks before they case complete it......or since they have reviewed it once before, could it take less than that? I am only hoping and praying that we make a January interview date.......... Peace & Love, Tonya Keep the faith, Sistren!! You are in my prayers!! Blessed always, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-04 09:30:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE********** Hope you all have a good day! Enjoy, Gill *************************************************************** Jamaican Emotions A psychology student decides to have a party, and invites lots of people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he writes..."Theme Party - Come as a Human Emotion". On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on hischest. He says to this guy, "Wow, g reat outfit, what emotion have you comeas?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy". "Brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink". A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" "I'm tickled pink" she replies. "I love it," says the host, "come on in and join the party." A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark naked, one with his ####### stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his ####### stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Christ guys, what the he!! are you doing? What emotion is this supposed to be?" The first guy replies, "Well, I'm phockin' discustid, and my friend here is deep in dispear."	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-04 05:44:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Jomo @ Dec 3 2007, 09:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> MiPhone pulls plug on Cash Plus' MegaFone - Case in court over indebtedness published: Sunday | December 2, 2007 The long-distance, prepaid telephone service provided by MegaFone, using Oceanic Digital's network, has collapsed in a dispute over payments, leaving out-of-pocket subscribers scrambling to determine where to turn for reimbursement. WOW !!! That's not good ATALL!!!! We gave up on Megaphone a while ago...but still, I have a number of family members and friends that not only use it, but depend on it!!! Shame... Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-03 09:48:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********MONDAY CHUCKLE********** Happy Monday All!!! I hope everyone had a great weekend!!! Anyway, back to the grind!!! Enjoy, Gill ************************************************************************** Rum Head A Jamaican is strolling down the street in Kingston and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Jamaican is stunned, and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want." The Jamaican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking rum." Finally the Jamaican says, "Is rum me like fe drink, make me pee rum." man! The Genie grants him his wish. When the Jamaican gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. The ting look like rum. The ting smell like rum. He takes a taste and it is the best rum he has ever tasted. The Jamaican yells to his wife, "Beverly, Beverly, come quick nah man." She comes running down the hall and the Jamaican takes another glass out of th e cupboard and pees in it. Drink up woman, is rum! Beverly is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best rum she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night. The next night the Jamaican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to pee in the two glasses. The result is the same, the rum is excellent, and the couple drinks until sun up. Friday night comes, and the Jamaican comes home and tells his wife, "Beverly tek one glass and we will drink rum." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Jamaican begins to pee in the glass. When he done fill it, 'im wife ask, "But Winston, why is one glass tonite?" Winston raise the glass and say, "Because tonite my love, you drink from de bottle.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-12-03 08:51:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (clairern @ Nov 30 2007, 08:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good morning all; I mailed off the IV fee bill and it was delivered to NVC and Mike's dad sent in the I-864 and USPS showed that it was delivered but After checking the system every night I never received any message that it was received nor entered into the system. Last night I called again and received the following message. What does that mean? We never submitted any documents except the IV bill and AOS. NVC has reviewed your packet of forms and found info missing or incomplete. NVC mailed a letter on 11/29/2007 indicating what doc missing or incomplete. Please return the missing info to the NVC in and allow 6-8 weeks for review and you will be notified of the results????? Hi Clarirey, Sorry to hear about your RFE or whatever they call it! Look wait until you or Mikes Dad get the form and figure out what they are missing...don't panick yet! Actually, don't panick period! Once you recieve it, send whatever the he!! they want express...then wait they should send you a notice or email that process is back again proceeding. Give them 2 weeks and I would them call to ensure all requested doc's were received and query your current status!! MOST IMPORTANTLY REMEMBER TWO THINGS....'THIS TOO SHALL PASS' and 'Who JAH bless, no MAN can curse'...that is like my mantra these days! It will come! Hang in and know that we are here and love you! Much love, hugs and blessings , Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 30 November 2007 - 01:33 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-30 13:32:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Vawa-2006 @ Nov 30 2007, 11:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hi guys...just dropping by to let you all know that my I-360 (VAWA) was approved today...it only took 14 months LOL. CONGRATS TO YOU!!! I guess your case taught me a good lesson in patience!! Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-30 12:34:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE********** GOOD MAWNING ALL!!!!!!! We did it...yeah yeah...we did it!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!! DO YOUR TGIF DANCE!! I hope everyone has a great weekend...get lots of sleep or shopping done! Blessed, Gill P.S.- Anyone heard from Jonesie or Rhonda...both been MIA for a few days! Enjoy! ******************************************************************* The Monkey & The Lizard A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Wha gwaan?" The monkey says, "Yu wan some?." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn the herb. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry'and that he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river and leans over to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so high that he leans too far over, and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking a spliff with a monkey and got too high, and that caused him to fall into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he's got to check this monkey out and walks off to where he finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on his spliff. He looks up and says "Hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says, "A wah de RASS claat dis?! ... Bredren, ah how much water you drink so?!!" Edited by Deyoungting, 30 November 2007 - 08:34 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-30 08:32:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 29 2007, 06:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 29 2007, 06:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 29 2007, 03:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jamie u list set up man Gill mi love ackee and salt fish anyday every day anytime mi love run dung to..mi cousin mek one time for me and mi fall in love anything curry and no figet di boil Jamaican crabs...whatttt mi mout a run water Thanks My favorite dish has got to be Chicken Foot Soup *YUM* I love anything SALTFISH! with ackee, with beans, in a fritter, just fried in oil and any other way you can eat it I told hubby when we get preggers that he better stock up cause I will be cravin like crazy Then after the saltfish bring on the CURRY! Curry chicken, goat, beef, fish...anything you can curry. The only thing I don't like of JA food is tripe and beans and chicken neck Hahaha..J, tripe a one ting NOBODY caan mek mi eat Don't talk too soon cause when u preggers u never know..u may hate the things u love the most YUCK...I HATE TRIPE!!!!!!! ... Love miself some Oxtail and butter beans though and STEW PEAS (with smoked turkey, instead of pig foot) YUM!!!!!!!!!! (Can you tell I'm a foodie ) Bless, Gill P.S. Kimmy, Bwoy what a way Kimora a git big eh? They grow so quick! She is such a cutie...GIRLS RULE!!(Coming from a mom of two VERY DESTRUCTIVE Little boys-Dem is a blessing still-when dem asleep ) Edited by Deyoungting, 29 November 2007 - 10:03 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-29 22:00:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 29 2007, 02:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gill..u right on point wid di bammy ting Tonks Chica...Ken is like Bammy KING!!! 'Im lova casava yuh see! Fry Bammy, Roast Bammy, Boil Bammy...( ajoke! ). Yuh git deh point and there is nothing worst than Freezer burn bammy!!! Now me, I like Bammy, but I LOVE some HOT codfish Fritters ( I HATE when people call hit flitters-UGH!!!Ken does it to ANNOY mi ) wid some fresh harddough bread!!!! What are some of your favorite Yard dishes...everyone feel free to join in! Let's torture ourselves and talk about this!! ...My stomach is rumblin arready!! Bless, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 29 November 2007 - 03:08 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-29 15:08:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 29 2007, 01:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ok another quick question... On Sams247.com (an online JA grocery) they have subscriptions you can get to JA papers. I am thinking about getting the mister one for his Christmas gift. Do you all get the local JA papers through the mail? Anyone? It almost seems to good to be true. Yardie, I actual buy my weekly paper for Sams Caribbean Marketplace...it's the same Sams247.com. However, the original market is about 5 minutes from my job. So I usually stop by there on Fridays after work and pick up my weekly Star & Gleaner, plus some Golden Krust or Royal Caribbean patties for my boys. I have heard of people getting it through the mail and I will vouch for Sams they are VERY reputable...that' sounds like a sweet Christmas gift ! Bless, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 29 November 2007 - 02:40 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-29 14:39:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Yardiewife @ Nov 29 2007, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does anyone know if you can keep bammy in the freezer so it won't spoil? I am ordering online and the hubby really wants some bammy but I don't want to buy too much it will go to waste. So you think I can freeze it? Yes Yardie, You can freeze Bammy. I have Bammy in the freezer that I brought back from JA. in July(saving it for Christmas ). Just make sure your wrap it up well. In plastic wrap or cling wrap or both(to avoid Freezer Burn)...then when you take it out soak it in milk overnight and PRESTO...yuh good tuh GO!!!! Bless, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 29 November 2007 - 02:34 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-29 14:33:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 29 2007, 12:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 29 2007, 09:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> **********THURSDAY CHUCKLE********** Mawning all, Tonya, I am so sorry you are having so much trouble with the application. I honestly haven't reached that point yet, so I have nothing to offer other than 'This to shall pass Chica ". Hush, others with more experience should be online soon. Or post a new topic and other VJ'ers should respond. Hang tight ya'll...one more day!! - This is an oldie, but I thought it warranted repeating ...(Wi doan call dem 'Yard'men fi nuttin') Blessed to all, Enjoy, Gill The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon that says, 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day'". Gill, dat is too funny...mi waan see 'im Hush Gurl...yuh doan knoa yuh see hit heverynight!!!(just widhout deh writing) Bless-Bless, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 29 November 2007 - 01:01 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-29 12:59:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE********** Mawning all, Tonya, I am so sorry you are having so much trouble with the application. I honestly haven't reached that point yet, so I have nothing to offer other than 'This to shall pass Chica ". Hush, others with more experience should be online soon. Or post a new topic and other VJ'ers should respond. Hang tight ya'll...one more day!! - This is an oldie, but I thought it warranted repeating ...(Wi doan call dem 'Yard'men fi nuttin') Blessed to all, Enjoy, Gill ********************************************************************* An American In Jamaica... A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his #######, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the ####### was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married and they were honeymooning in Jamaica, the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his #######. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon that says, 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day'". Edited by Deyoungting, 29 November 2007 - 09:31 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-29 09:26:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Jengles @ Nov 28 2007, 11:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (JA Tam @ Nov 28 2007, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 28 2007, 06:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jengles @ Nov 28 2007, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would love to go to JA but my passport expired and I now have to get a passport for the baby, ugh I may be wrong but I think u can travel on an expired passport for up to 1yr...but, yeah uhave to get the baby a passport I wouldn't take the chance with an expired passport. When Aaron and I came in Oct, there was one guy who had an expired passport and they had him in that room that we were in. They let him off with a warning, but the next time he would be fined $500. In the meantime, they fined the airline (Air Jamaica) for letting him travel with an expired passport. Jengles, I doubt that you will have to wait as long as other people did to get their passports. You should have that in no time. Gill - mi ah pray seh yu get yu NOA2 soon soon and the interview is in time fi Easter so yu can celebrate wid some bun and cheese good grief, me can't tek de fine dem, guess I'll go ahead and send it in and hers too. ah Gill, I remember those days of waiting and and being so happy when it finally arrived. Lawd Mistress Jengs, I can't wait for that day!! Mi seh I wouldda kin teet HALL DAY LANG!!!! Bless-Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-29 05:29:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (JA Tam @ Nov 28 2007, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (kimmykashi @ Nov 28 2007, 06:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Jengles @ Nov 28 2007, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would love to go to JA but my passport expired and I now have to get a passport for the baby, ugh I may be wrong but I think u can travel on an expired passport for up to 1yr...but, yeah uhave to get the baby a passport I wouldn't take the chance with an expired passport. When Aaron and I came in Oct, there was one guy who had an expired passport and they had him in that room that we were in. They let him off with a warning, but the next time he would be fined $500. In the meantime, they fined the airline (Air Jamaica) for letting him travel with an expired passport. Jengles, I doubt that you will have to wait as long as other people did to get their passports. You should have that in no time. Gill - mi ah pray seh yu get yu NOA2 soon soon and the interview is in time fi Easter so yu can celebrate wid some bun and cheese Yuh DYAM right Tam-Tam!! Mi wouldda love dat! All in good time...mi knoa seh itta come...is jus' WHEN??? Love yuh Chica!! Blessed always, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-28 21:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Marlita @ Nov 28 2007, 03:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (shrewdgal @ Nov 28 2007, 07:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Mrs. Scott @ Nov 27 2007, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good News! As of yesterday, a visa has been printed for Milan's husband. I am pretty sure that he should receive it today. No word on my husband's visa yet. I just wanted to say how great my congressman is. I only filed my I130 at the end of October and he is already contacting the VSC because I havent heard anything (even though it is normal that I havent heard). I just know he will be a great help and it makes me hopeful that this process can gain more speed than I expect!! I just pray that we all get SPEED!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!! Wow! It hasn't even been a month yet and your congressman is investigating? Did they say they were gonna put an expedite on it or just find out what the hold up is? I hear that USCIS says that you shouldn't expect NOA's to be considered late until after 90 days! Thats crazy. But once you get an NOA1 its not that much further off for a NOA2 so end the end processing should equal to being the same as previous cases before the fee hike. Lets hope. I've just mentally made it clear in my head that Evan won't be here til August-October of next year. This way I don't even stress. I got way too much time to go in this process before I start losing my mind. Very smart move Lita! It looks as if the CSC is really cranking out those NOA2's. Shrewdie, you should be good too, cause if you check the stats K3's and CR/IR's are being processed quite a bit quicker than K1's via VSC. It's torture waiting on the NOA2...the VSC will not consider the NOA2 late until 180 days past NOA1 date! Right now my adjudication date says January 1, 2008!! (When I first filed it was said October 15, 2007) At this point I'm just hoping for a March/April Interview! When they hiked up the fees, they didn't plan (that's a shock)for the type of response they recieved! So now it's a scramble to keep up! The NOA2 approval time (for K1's) for VSC went from 105 average to 144!!! Anyway, I'm hanging tough and trying not to think about it too much! It helps that I'm going down in January. I gave up on that 'waiting til we get our interview, to come back' junk. I'll just go back for the Interview also!! I never need an excuse to go home!! Bless, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 28 November 2007 - 03:55 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-28 15:52:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Mrs. Scott @ Nov 28 2007, 01:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Update- Hubby's visa Kevin received a call from the courier. He will have his visa by this afternoon. I would like to thank all of my VJ members, especially JaLove aka Kim, USA Jamaica aka Jenice, Deyoungting aka Gill, Ja Tam aka Tamieka, Jawi aka Shirley & Milan. I have only met two of you in person, but I feel like we are relatives. I will be busy for the next few days, but I will be in touch. Ke-Ke, WOOOOHOOOOO ...I'm sure you will be 'busy' for the next few days...I'd be 'busy' too!! Enjoy it Chica...Lawd knows you have worked HARD for this moment!!! Please don't thank us...as friends thats what we do!!! Many many MANY blessings to you and Kevin !!! Don't be a stranger now!! Blessed always, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-28 13:57:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (shrewdgal @ Nov 28 2007, 12:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 28 2007, 11:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (shrewdgal @ Nov 28 2007, 10:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> that stinks. I think we re going to have to deal with that when we leave to. We are starting a taxi the ebginning of this month and we want to continue to run it there too, but am worried about how we will manage it from here. About how much did you guys make running taxi? Hey Shrewdie, Dem can mek a nice pissa change still. Anywhere between $500-1200 JA. per day. What we do is, Ken has him run it for him 5 days and 1 day is deh drivas portion. The guy we have has been absolutely amazing. Very professional and ON POINT wid deh funds! When Ken comes up we will move it to a 4-2 day ratio, because the guy is so good. We don't want to lose him. Plus he will be doing extra errands like bank deposits for us and dropping off piece to Ken's brothers. The only problem is when deh ride break down...but thus far it's been minor. Bless, Gill P.S.- That's great news about the I-130!! Hey Gill, thanks! Two guys we asked told me that we can make about 8,000 JA a day. I thought that might be a killing. These were two guys that dont even know each other..maybe it depends where you live? I am hoping they are right. hmm... Where do you guys run taxi? Yes Shrewdie, You're right...I stink at Math ...around $100 US dollars a day is what I was going for!(which is equivilent to $7000...duh) We run between Mo Bay - Falmouth (trelawny). But it's a hustle cause dem pack up deh people like sardines fi mek dem $$. I don't even use the taxi when I go down. We usually just rent a car...cause my big body likes SPACE!!! Bless, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 28 November 2007 - 12:47 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-28 12:44:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (shrewdgal @ Nov 28 2007, 10:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> that stinks. I think we re going to have to deal with that when we leave to. We are starting a taxi the ebginning of this month and we want to continue to run it there too, but am worried about how we will manage it from here. About how much did you guys make running taxi? Hey Shrewdie, Dem can mek a nice pissa change still. Anywhere between $500-1200 JA. per day. What we do is, Ken has him run it for him 5 days and 1 day is deh drivas portion. The guy we have has been absolutely amazing. Very professional and ON POINT wid deh funds! When Ken comes up we will move it to a 4-2 day ratio, because the guy is so good. We don't want to lose him. Plus he will be doing extra errands like bank deposits for us and dropping off piece to Ken's brothers. The only problem is when deh ride break down...but thus far it's been minor. Bless, Gill P.S.- That's great news about the I-130!! Edited by Deyoungting, 28 November 2007 - 11:29 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-28 11:28:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE********** Happy Wednesday All, Half-way through the work week!! Hopefully so far it's been a good one! Enjoy, Gill ********************************************************************* Ginnal Job Application My Brethren, Ginnal, applied for an engineering position at a Kingston based firm. A Trini Engineer applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, the manager went to Ginnal and said, “Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the man from Trinidad the job.” Ginnal asked, “Suh why yu do dat? Boat a wi get nine questions rite. Dis is Jumaika,and me is Jumaikan, A me shudda get de wuk!” The manager said, “We have made our decision, not on the correct answers, but rather on the question that you both missed.” Ginnal asked, “An how in the name of Jesus yu decide sey one wrong answer betta dan de adda ?” The manager replied, “Simple. The Trini boy put down on question #5, ‘I don’t know.’ and you put down, ‘Me nuh know eda.’”	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-28 09:32:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (JaEnglishGirl @ Nov 28 2007, 06:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Funny thing is I was just saying that to my husband yesterday...There is NO way we could have managed with me not working for so long...Luckily I'm still on maternity leave/vacation until 2009, so that gives us a head start..... For those of you in the MD area, the roads are no longer safe.... I had my first driving lesson yesterday, BEWARE Really like my instructor, he didn't bat an eyelid when I told him that a) I have difficulty telling knowing which was is left and right (have to think about it) and also was used to being on the opposite side of the road! Scariest thing for me was being on the major roads and having to go at 55mph I'll have to keep that in mind JaEnglish, next time I visit my sister in DC!!! BTW...what part of Md. are you in again...(the color, make, & model of your car would be good too) Bless, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 28 November 2007 - 09:10 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-28 09:08:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Tonya @ Nov 28 2007, 08:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good Morning All, I just called the NVC this morning....... ......I was hoping so bad that hubby would be home with me and 14yo for Christmas........ Christmas is such a hard time of year for me anyway because my 18yo son was tragically killed in an automobile accident in June 2005........From Thanksgiving until after Christmas, it is so hard on me..... I started getting out my Christmas decorations on Sunday morning before church and got upset and crying......pulled myself together.......went to church and cried some more....... But everything will be ok.......God does not put more on your shoulders than you can bear........ Peace & Love, Tonya (((((((Ohhhh Tonya))))))), I am so so sorry to hear that. I can only imagine what that must feel like! No mother EVER wants to see a child leave this earth before them. Ok, now dig in your heels and KEEP YOUR FAITH!!!! Remember Chica, 'Who God bless...No Man, Woman or NVC can curse!!!' Don't forget to pray!! He's got his eye on you Chica...your blessings are acoming!! Many blessings and hugs sent your way, , Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 28 November 2007 - 09:05 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-28 09:05:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Jengles @ Nov 27 2007, 02:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kimmy - so what she want him to file and give her money??? Mr jengles has been here since august Yup they have a megaphone and he claims they are calling so they don't lose the minutes. He left a taxi down there to help his kids and us out and left his little brother to drive it. Well so far mr jengles hasn't seen a penny. every day the brother call claiming something wrong with the car. as to the reason why he can't give up any money. mr jengles left him in his house and he got nerve to be calling up here saying the light gonna get turned off. then we have the cousin that calls every day to rat on the brother (who is clearly worthless) what time he getting out of bed, he got people in the house yada yada yada. I can't take it anymore and to make a long story short the damn brother mashed up the car yesterday. so kids now have zero income WHAT!!!!!???!!!!! Ok, dat type of FOOLISHNESS would drive me CRAZY!!!! 'im 'ave some dyam pissa cheek!!!!! Chat bout light a guh lackoff!! Bwoy, Mistress Jengles...mi wouldda cuss im rahtid bradda til 'im head spin!!! Yuh see dat...yuh see when yuh try fi 'elp out family!!!! Bwoy, mi hate fi seh it but yuh wouldda betta hire a driva fi run deh taxi fi yuh!! Ken is gonna duh deh same ting. Run a taxi when 'im come hup and mi done tell 'im arready. Nuh even tink bout 'ave henny of yuh brodda dem run it!! Im seh..."Ooman, yuh mad? Mi waan fi MEK a money, nuh fi dem TEK mi money!!" Deh same driva 'im 'ave run it now ah guh run it when 'im come hup! I sent down contracts for him fi sign as far as making deposits, his share and so forth!! It's a DYAM disgrace when yuh cyaan even truss yuh hown family fi wuk WID yuh fi build sittin'!!! SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPSSSSSS <lang dutty kiss teet> Edited by Deyoungting, 27 November 2007 - 04:20 PM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-27 16:17:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Mrs. Scott @ Nov 27 2007, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good News! As of yesterday, a visa has been printed for Milan's husband. I am pretty sure that he should receive it today. No word on my husband's visa yet. Hang in there Scotty!!!! Itsa coming!!! (Positive vibes, Chica...positive vibes) Congrats Milan !!! Blessed, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-27 11:54:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (DonnaJay @ Nov 26 2007, 09:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We are still engaged. Donna was overwhelmed with entry into this country and having a wedding to plan for. Since we've backed off, our relationship is back where it needs to be. We are getting close to the 90 day date for the K-1 visa. If our marriage takes place after the 90 days, what will we need to do? Will there be a problem with the AOS? Hi Jay, Unfortunately, from what I have read, I believe that no extensions are given in K-1 cases. Donna would be out of status and that will have an effect on obtaining an AOS. She will probably need to go back to JA. and re-file when she feels ready to get married. You may want to give USCIS a call just to verify. I wouldn't give tham any specific information leading back to you or your case. Just ask them general questions. I'm glad that you and Donna have worked through your issues. The whole process is very overwhelming. I can only imagine how she must feel! Jay is it possible that you go to the City Hall & get married, just to ensure that you meet the deadline and plan a bigger wedding later? Hang in there and blessed love, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 27 November 2007 - 06:11 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-27 06:11:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE********** Happy Tuesday All!! Enjoy, Gill ******************************************************************** One Wish A Jamaican woman was walking along the banks of Dunn's River Falls when she stumbled upon a old empty bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish. She said she heard from a cousin that she would get three wishes if she ever found a Genie. The Genie said,"Nope, sorry three-wish genies nuh real, me is strictly a ONE-WISH Genie.So... what yuh want?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map, I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony. " The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lawd Lady, A wah wrang wid yu? PLEASE BE REASONABLE! Dem countries yah a war fi how much thousands of years. Mi shut up inna dis bockle fi 'bout five hundred of dem dey years. mi good but mi nuh dat good! Mi nuh know if mi can grant dis one. Do Lady, mek another wish!! Mi a beg yuh... Be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right Jamaican man... You know, one that is considerate and fun, likes to dance and helps with the cooking & house-cleaning, is great in bed FAITHFUL. That's what I wish for... a good Jamaican man. The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Mek mi see di map again!!!!"	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-27 05:55:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********MONDAY CHUCKLE********** Good Morning All, I hope everyone had a WONDERFUL Thanksgiving and weekend! Hope my Black Friday buddies snatched up some good buys! (Sorry Jomo ) Here we go again ya'll...the good news is we only have 29 days til Christmas...for a next long weekend! Ok, so prayers are in effect for Mrs. Scott & Milan and Congratulations to Nannygirl!! Welcome to new members and welcome back to old ones!! Ok, I think that covers it... Many Blessings, Gill ************************************************************************* Jamaican Breakup Letter A Jamaican Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a “break up” letter from his Jamaican girlfriend back in Kingston. It read as follows: Dear Leroy, I caant continue dis relationship dred. De distance between us just too much man. I hav tu admit dat i cheat on yu twice since yu gon, and it jus not fair tu eeder ah us. i dead sorry. Yu think yu cuud return de picture of me dat i did send yu wen yu fus go ah iraq????? Love, Mildred The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Mildred, Leroy included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope… along with this note: Dear Mildred, I man real sorry, but i cant even remember who u is baby. But please pic out yu picha from dis ya pile and den sen de rest back tu mi…. jus in case dese other gals ask fi dem pichas back tu seen. Tanks sweet girl! Edited by Deyoungting, 26 November 2007 - 08:47 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-26 08:45:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (Sonshyne @ Nov 22 2007, 11:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 21 2007, 05:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> **********FRIDAY CHUCKLE********** Enjoy...HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING!!!! Gill ********************************************************* Happy Thanksgiving Fam!!! You ladies are very supportive and I am Thankful for the friendships and bonds I have been blessed with Did someone say Black Friday??? I am soooo ready!! Even though my DIE HARD shopping buddy (my mother) is on vacation in China I'll be out there at 3 am waiting on the stores to open I'll get my shop on, cuss about all the traffic and lines, get home around 9am or so, go back to bed sleep for a few hours, then go to work @ 2pm I even thought about dragging my husband out too and let him exprience it for the first time.. He'll probably never do it again I wonder how many times he'll shout BLOODC**T!! and tell me "Yuh Mad tuh bodda wit dis ere foolishness " P.S. Is anyone working today besides me?? That what I'm talking ABOUT, Sonny!! I can't wait til Ken is here to do it with me...cause he loves a bargain more than me!! It's SOOOOO much fun!! Blessings, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-23 05:05:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (rhondapayter @ Nov 21 2007, 09:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 21 2007, 08:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Enjoy...HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING!!!! Thanks for all the chuckles Gill How many of you crazy ladies are actually going shopping on Friday?? I am proud to say I AM ONE OF THOSE NUTSO'S!!!! I LOVE BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!! I get up at 2 and wait on line until the store opens !! I love the rush!!!!! Unfortunately, I'm getting a late start this year, cause I have to work at Flowers from 4am-6am...but I'll be out after that!! Bless, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-21 09:41:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (1luv @ Nov 21 2007, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Deyoungting @ Nov 21 2007, 08:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (1luv @ Nov 21 2007, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am so stupid to ask this question. This is totally off topic. My husband needs a pedicure really bad! Do men get pedis. He had a cracked heel when he came from Jamaica and it has since got better But his toes and foot bottom needs work.Should I bring him to the nail store or buy those foot spas and do it myself . I want to surprise him. Thanks Ladies ps I hope u guys dont mind..but I am Canadian and my hubby is Jamaican. I cannot relate or give advise on sponsoring ur spouses because in Canada it is way different(much easier) but I can relate to having a Jamaican husband in "Farrin". Hey 1luv, I would take a 'US' day...treat both you and him to pedicures. It may be a nice experience for both of you. I know I intend to do that with Ken...AS SOON AS HE REACHES...cause I LOVE my Boo, ...but his feet are JACKED-UP!!!! Blessed, Gill Hey Deyoungting I want to do that but $$ is a factor right now. U guys gotta teach me how to be romantic I am slackin in that dept. OK, then give him a home pedicure...he'll love it!! I did it for Ken and he lost his mind!! Soak his feet in tub basin or hell take a nice bath together. Then put water in a basin, have him soak his feet and use some of the dry skin softener you find in a nail/beauty store and the heel scrubber/scrapper (invest in a good one) and get to work...then put some African Shea Butter...REAL AFRICAN SHEA BUTTER (it's a thick yellow paste). A all natural herb shop should have if not, an African populated negihborhood grocer. After you smear the shea butter on wrap his feet in cling wrap and put socks over it. If he can sleep in the socks over night...you should see a difference the next day...if not keep repeating at least once a week. Good luck, Gill	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-21 09:37:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	QUOTE (1luv @ Nov 21 2007, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am so stupid to ask this question. This is totally off topic. My husband needs a pedicure really bad! Do men get pedis. He had a cracked heel when he came from Jamaica and it has since got better But his toes and foot bottom needs work.Should I bring him to the nail store or buy those foot spas and do it myself . I want to surprise him. Thanks Ladies ps I hope u guys dont mind..but I am Canadian and my hubby is Jamaican. I cannot relate or give advise on sponsoring ur spouses because in Canada it is way different(much easier) but I can relate to having a Jamaican husband in "Farrin". Hey 1luv, I would take a 'US' day...treat both you and him to pedicures. It may be a nice experience for both of you. I know I intend to do that with Ken...AS SOON AS HE REACHES...cause I LOVE my Boo, ...but his feet are JACKED-UP!!!! Blessed, Gill Edited by Deyoungting, 21 November 2007 - 08:59 AM.	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-21 08:58:00
Mexico, Latin & South America	Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)	**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE********** Enjoy...HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING!!!! Gill ********************************************************* Casket Chat Three buddies talking bout if they in they casket and friends and family are mourning over them, what they would like to hear them say 'bout them? The first fella say, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor, and a great family man." The second fella say, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who mek a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The third fella say, "I would like to hear them say......LOOK DEY, 'IM MOVING!!!!!"	Forever Young	Female	Jamaica	2007-11-21 08:55:00