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Mexico, Latin & South AmericaYardies a home and a farrin, Part 24!

What does TMI stand for?

Lawny cant they speak/write english?

tek man incessantly
hahaha
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 15:35:00
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Mikel always says that I am sick durning that time. I am like I am not sick...I have my PERIOD!


lmao
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 13:42:00
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I'm fine. I just gave myself a headache waiting 2 hours to hear from him. He ended up all dirty and smoky and was raspy this morning from inhaling smoke. He's fine now. None of them were hurt.


damn girl, i didn't even see this post earlier
thank God their lives have been spared
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 13:42:00
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the innocent look huh? :unsure: :innocent:


YEP, like nothing just happened

I thought me and shemmy were the only people with fart stories. :rofl:


NOPE! :lol:
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 13:37:00
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LOL this talk is cracking me up today. My Mom used to let it go when we were shopping and then go to the next isle and my brother and I would be left standing in the stinky isle with people looking at us like we were nasty.


:rofl: i busted out laughing at this
my mother just casually does and when everyone is staring on her she is giving them the blank look like she has no clue what they're bothered about
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 13:34:00
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Now I have no shame with that there...I roll right up in the bathroom and light candles and have my Lysol spray ready...I leave the fan on and tell Den to give it 30-45 minutes to air out... :rofl:


hubby loves to sit in the bathroom with me while i do the dooo
it makes me so uncomfortable but he actually races me to the bathroom so he can sit and stare and laugh
weird i know, VERY weird! lol
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 13:30:00
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SEEE!!! thats when he found out i farted.. bunz im not lying.. ask mrsbuggy.. she asked roger himself.. roger thought i didn't even fart until he came to live w/ me and we had the SLEEP incident like dillons LOL

dills, in the mall, i would have let it come slowly out and hope we walked by really fast as to leave the smell behind LOL!!!!!


omg that reminds of a guy on my old office building who farted in the elevator right before he came out
so i had to step into the stinkness and when it stopped on another floor and ppl stepped in they smelled it and thought it was me! Posted Image
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 13:28:00
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lol.. i go to another room so if you come to my house and i walk out all of a sudden, don't follow me!!
if i do it in the car, i let down the window pre-fart hoping its hidden well..
mi jus a southern belle.. LOL


so how yuh manage when is doo doo time?
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 13:23:00
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okay on a gassy day when you and R are out shopping and you have to toot do you just keep saying I'll be right back or what? I really try not to do it around Mikel either but this one did slip out in my sleep because I couldn't squeeze my cheaks together since I was sleeping.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 13:22:00
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i don't hold it in. i just don't do it around men..


gyal yuh mad!
my mother say dis woman used to love gwaan like she nuh fart and used to hold it in
and on her wedding day she drop down and let out one big stink fart and everybody had to evacuate
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 13:19:00
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Then what do you do Q when it is all bound up in you and your stomach is rumbling and it is about to blow? Just hold it in?


i was just about to ask that
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 13:15:00
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The bobsled team duh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


they had a dog sled team too and another team having something to do with ski jumping
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 11:37:00
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bad bargain philly!!!! :bonk:

morning yardies!
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-09 09:52:00
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Bunz don't laugh...I've seen that happen at JFK, DFW and MIA -- like the lady in Ft. Lauderdale that broke/knocked all the bottles of alcohol (accidentally) they told her should only have 3 bottles.


she did the right thing
my mother's freind caught the customs officer who seized his liquor selling the VERY same liquor to a store
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 15:47:00
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I normally get searched by Agriculture cause I bring back alot of food and whatnot, I just let them look through whatever just let me leave wid all mi food items :yes: I see so many people ready fi kill dem cause they throw their food in the trash. One time dis old ooman had a likkle bush in ar bag and they gave her this look like :blink: I have no idea what it was but she was so upset cause she wanted to make ar tea I felt to bad for her :unsure: .


that reminds me of something hilarious
back in the early 90's when ppl used to bring to try to smuggle in american apples, this woman coming home got stopped and customs was gonna take away her apples, a whooooole heap of them too
now of course di dutty customs officer not going to throw them away
dem going tek and dem and go sell dem or share dem up fi dem fren and family
so this woman goes o'rly? and proceeds to bite every single apple and rub dem up against her vaggy :rofl: :rofl: :blink:
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 15:39:00
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Bunz,
My personal opinon is it would be worth it to have your resume done Professional, then you can have them to coach you on how to do a outstanding verbal interview. Most jobs are won over by the verbal interview, not by what's on their resume.


yea i was looking into that too
hubby used one and she gave him some very practical tips that neither he nor i would have considered
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 15:11:00
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same ting mi cousin said Bunz


i had to "verify" my degree to sit the exams at a cost of 150 dollars (because i didn't earn it from a us university)
so they verify it i sit the exams and i have passed
i thought at this point i send in my fee for the license and that's it
only to find out i have to get the degree verified AGAIN! the same degree i had verified to sit the exam
so it was good enough to allow me to sit the exam but its not good enough to get me the license? :angry: :blink:

i was just catching up on the latest on that dudus dude.....so is he hiding now or walking around jamaica freely?


mi hear ppl seh him inna columbia
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 14:54:00
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oh and no i haven't started circulating my resume yet
i'm waiting till i get my social, etc then i can legitimately put a us address
i've tried using my jamaican address and they ignored me :(
so i figure if i use a us address i'll be good
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 14:50:00
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Bunz, are you a CPA? Will your license tranfer to the US practice?

Have you sent out your resume to contracting companys to see if you can get any hits?


i've passed the exams but i haven't actually applied for the license because those buggers are mini extortionists :angry:
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 14:44:00
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JQ are you one of the ppl who monitor troubled teens?
i know someone who had a job like that once and that poor girl lived in fear of her cell phone ringing in the middle of the night to go hunt down kids
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 13:44:00
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i think it has alot to do with how you deal with them and the amount of load you are carrying
if you coming down with ten million peices of luggage you are likely to be search
my fam in florida always goes into the nothing to declare line and they get through
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 13:39:00
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Oh ok thats what up lady, that will be great for when you come to the U.S. :thumbs:


dats what hubby says but i have to see it to believe it
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 13:32:00
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Bunz what do you do there?

likkle dis likkle dat lol
i'm an accountant by profession
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 13:28:00
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work work work was my weekend
i'm living on a prayer and coffee right now
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 13:11:00
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lmao @ philly JUST now catching up with the saga
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 13:07:00
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Will they check Mikel's bags when he comes into Jamaica? He is taking a big load down for family and I was just wondering if they check citizens bags like they do tourists.


tell him to go in the nothing to declare line
is your husband going with him
mek di both a dem join the nothing to declare line


If ya'll could see the look on my face right now (Bunz mi know seh u know di term SCREW FACE a me dat fram mawnin) -- We need to get her moved to a bigger hospital that has a cat scan machine.


is it possible for her to transfer to UWI?
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 12:35:00
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:angry: sitting here shaking my leg cause I'm hotter than fish grease...still nothing. They hung up on my aunt that called from NY. Mom bout to leave work...looking for fares to fly out tomorrow tomorrow. We have family there, but they won't let them on the ward or tell them anything...doctor too busy to talk to family... I hate this helpless feeling :angry:


this is why ppl cuss di nurse dem out dog rotten
this is so upsetting
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 12:15:00
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I gotta run but I have to post this

Ok I'm not having a big wedding, just a little something in a church for the sake of having some nice pictures then us and whoever I invite all go out to eat, in other words no reception. This is the dilema: my family isn't too thrilled to see that I'm getting married, my guess is that because my sister's husband just up and left when he got his greencard. I don't want to go somewhere too fancy or expensive to eat when #1 I have to foot the bill, #2 my family won't even eat because it's not Jamaican food or rather, food that they know and #3 why invite them and they're not so thrilled?
My other alternative is to invite my best friend, (we've been friends since preschool so we go deep) BUT she's paranoid schizophrenic, doesn't take it serious and thus doesn't take her meds. So I'm stuck as to what to do, who to invite and how to approach the situation with my family. A friend of mine said I should just grab a witness, go down to Atlantic City, get married and screw the family and friend but I have to think that I'm coming back home to this crazy family and friend. What to do, what to do????? :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:


that's what i did!!!!!!!!
i mean look at your situation for what it is, your family isn't gonna be happy anyway you take it so you might as well do you
save your money for that 1000 aos bill
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 10:00:00
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I'm so mad...the nurse told me tell your family stop call because we not going to provide any information over the phone --- friggin factey :angry:


WOW
and these are the same nurses who work in foreign and dammn well have to respect american ppl yet dem feel dem can disrespect jamaican ppl

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:wow: :wow: i need to get my a$$ in a gym ASAP!

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BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 09:57:00
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:wow: :wow: i need to get my a$$ in a gym ASAP!

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BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 09:55:00
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:wow: she looks STUNNING!!
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 09:52:00
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Awww welcome to the "A" Dada's lil cousin...I'm sure she will do fine here...its a great city to make a new start.


Yes, girl...I'm over here blinging...chile folks that I don't even know been stopping by my office this morning to look and be all nosy...the receptionist saw it when I came in this morning and she done put out the word...our people, our people... :angry:

:rofl:
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 09:41:00
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Ya'll please pray for my grandmother she passed out 12noon yesterday and they still can't wake her and di damn people dem at the hospital won't answer the phone so we can get an update. My cousin said before she blacked out she called my name. The last converstation I had with her was they day I was born she even remembered what I wore she then told me --- if I'm ready...then she's ready.


WOW reading this gave me goose bumps
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 09:38:00
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MAWNING YARDIES :star: GOD IS GOODS DAYS BABY DAYS!! :dance: :dance: :dance:


i bet NOTHING can ruin your mood today!!!

i'm gonna miss that air jamaica aircraft
there was a certain pride i took in it
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-08 08:23:00
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yeah right, nice try....prolly the 2 of you behind this :lol:

:bonk:
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-05 20:10:00
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shet up...

the only stupid questions are ones that are never asked..


LOL! :P
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-05 19:49:00
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what does SMH mean?

:blink:
welcome to 2005!
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-05 19:45:00
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on another note though i hope that MRSA is not for real
i know what its like to be living with chronic ish, not cute, and very inconvenient

LOL @ pale like a duppy dat was me before I came back mi still neva good my good bronze glow but it soon come!

Oh no @ Micheal well I guess he will learn the hard way, why Men never listen to us? Hubby told me in his renewed wedding vows he would start listening to me :lol: :wow: he better haaa


wooooooooooooo gyal that was the story of my life in the visa journey
i was steeeeeeeeeeeamed!!! :angry:

Thanks, D, still waiting for my friends to email me the ones they took.


daaaaaaaaaamn i have not seen you in forever
almost thought you were a new member
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-05 19:23:00
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What a horrendous day I had -I so badly wanted to call out sick to work, but I have a huge document review that has to be done so I threw on sweats and went - Only to find out that outside council was in, and I was running up and down executive row all day - So not a good look in my sweat pants. Add to that, my Doctor thinks I have an MRSA infection - I am so ready to just crawl into my bed.


But, before I did so - I want to bring something openly here cause I am really tired of the behind the scenes PMs, texts, calls, etc.... all of which have inaccurate info - feels like we went back to Junior High School where your insecurities are trying to make you rally everyone around you to hate on the other person and get them to be on your side. So, to put it all out there once and for all -

I saw something that concerned me and I went to someone that I considered a friend, in confidence, who is also friends with that person, about it - I will apologize for not going directly to the person when I saw it, I should have - But it's the type of thing I would hope someone would care enough to do for me - if you are good with it, then that's your life, your choice - no problem. In my mind, it's worse to see something and not point it out. Obviously, this has shown me that people I considered to be friends or ones that I can trust to come to in confidence are not that - because if they were, this would never have gone down the way it has.

But since that time, there has been all kinds of back and forth about how I am "hiding" from here cause of stuff that went down, that I am running around making comments and calling people to let them know, that my facebook posts are about her, that I am fake and not to be trusted, etc... - Sorry, I have things that are going on in my life that have NOTHING to do with VJ, which is what my FB posts are about - I also joke around with my friends about things that aren't related here, cause I know other things about what they are going through. Anyone that has been on the boards with me for a while or knows me should know me well enough that if I have a problem with you, I will bring it to you - I am not gonna run around crying to everyone else and bashing that person to try to make myself feel better. Or are you so insecure that you assume you would be the only thing I have to talk about? I don't wish bad on anyone, we are all supposed to be here as support for one another - But again, come to find out that is not the case, cause some people talk one thing to your face and then jump cause they think they know it all and bash you to behind your back - It's the old adage about don't ASSume - or is it with friends like this, who needs enemies?

I never in a million years would have thought that this person would resort to the juvenile BS and backstabbing that has gone on today - if you had a problem with me, then you should have acted like a grown woman and come to me instead of trying to make sure everyone on VJ is on your team. I now understand why people have disappeared from this thread - cause people that you think are truly friends are not -

For those of you that know me for who I am, you know where to find me - and finesse, I will PM you my email since you refuse to get pon FB. I wish you all the best in your journeys - despite what some might think. Right now, I need to focus on myself and my health and leave the junior high ish to those who seem to thrive on it.


ok i finally get a real minute to peruse and a dis mi really come see?!
SOOOOZE i know you not quitting vj :unsure:
and why the hell am i always blank on these things??! :unsure: i'm always oblivious to this ish
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-05 19:16:00
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You did that...I'm over here whining in my chair...


omg :rofl: i have GOT to hear your voice with that southern twang
you are a riot
BunzTheMagicSnailFemaleJamaica2010-03-04 15:00:00