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QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Oct 2 2008, 03:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Here is a video from Phil Collins. I am feeling mellow this morning... smile.gif


good.gif many excellent songs from Phil Collins....


sunandmoonMalePhilippines2008-10-03 00:11:00
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we've had many music videos in this thread. thought I'd post some OPM


sunandmoonMalePhilippines2008-10-01 23:10:00
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this question was asked in the Off Topic Thread...

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youtube junkies???
what is that???
i dnt even know that..


this is a truly a youtube junkie....


sunandmoonMalePhilippines2008-10-01 15:09:00
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at times I've read in the forum that it could be more spicy...


sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-10-10 13:13:00
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sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-10-01 15:54:00
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another money song...


sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-09-26 17:52:00
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with the pissing contest about money in the forum, thought I'd provide some musical accompaniment...





sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-09-21 12:10:00
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sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-09-14 17:59:00
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QUOTE (David-and-Mae @ Sep 2 2009, 02:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey guys! Just dropped by to say that my ROC is finally sent to CSC today. Keeping our fingers' crossed that it will get there safe and sound (are they far from the wild fire?)... and that the process will go smoothly. David almost had a heart attack when he paid $18 for the postage. blush.gif



hope you have smooth sailing thru ROC, speedy approvals for all of us good.gif
sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-09-02 16:38:00
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sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-09-01 13:54:00
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one of the latest changes due to California's recent budget cuts...


sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-08-31 15:14:00
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I hope members can remember the Philippine Forum is a Regional Discussion Forum, not an Off Topic Forum. have some fun ok, but hopefully members can refrain from attacking and making inappropriate comments about other members. we all have the same goal, being together with our SO's. wishing a happy and successful visa journey to everyone. good.gif
sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-08-31 14:53:00
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I've noticed some comments made when a non Philippine member started a thread in the forum. perhaps this needs to happen when someone not flying the flag starts a thread in the Philippine forum...




just kidding... jest.gif
sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-08-03 17:27:00
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a letter from a husband to his wife about their sex life and her reply....

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times


Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??

Love, Your Hubby





To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

Did not come home at all - 36 times

Did not come - 21 times

Came too soon - 38 times

Went soft before you got it in - 19 times

Cramps in your leg - 16 times

Working too late - 33 times

You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times

Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times

You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times

You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times

You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times

You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times

Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

Love, Your Wife
sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-07-20 19:09:00
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QUOTE (mariquita linda @ Jul 14 2009, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jul 14 2009, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.

Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!

Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter....."


Pumpkin Eater.... LOL! laughing.gif


rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif

How about a Pinocchio joke:

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were making love. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"


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speaking of taking matters into your own...



John woke up one morning with an enormous erection so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to bring it to his wife. The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband. The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to bring it to his wife. The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!

sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-07-14 19:00:00
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Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.

Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!

Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter....."
sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-07-14 16:23:00
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the #######,
but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-07-12 13:19:00
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Teriyaki Burger anyone?


sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-07-11 14:13:00
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these ladies are ready for those rebellious bovine...



sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-07-09 00:11:00
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This guy had a birthday to remember....



Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.

My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday!"

I felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, you know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday. Let's go out to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Thanks Jane. That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously .

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."

"Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my wife,

kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

On the couch...




Naked.



sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-07-07 22:58:00
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QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jun 23 2009, 07:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jun 23 2009, 08:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jun 22 2009, 03:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


laughing.gif ....... Speaking of sheep!

Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and
the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

SH2: What about the sheep ?!?

SH1: Fukc the sheep !!!!

SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?







laughing.gif


sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-06-24 17:40:00
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since things have remained peaceful in the thread, guess no need to break out the....


sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-06-24 16:48:00
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sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-06-22 15:32:00
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I don't think the subject of sheep has come up yet on this thread...


sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-06-22 13:37:00
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QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Jun 20 2009, 06:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No more mud wrestling? I beg to differ! Let's hijack this thread instead!




huh.gif well there's always...


sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-06-21 15:25:00
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sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-06-10 14:49:00
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sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-06-09 18:43:00
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here's a Jerk we can all love...


sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-06-09 15:04:00
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sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-06-07 18:34:00
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sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-06-07 18:04:00
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sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-06-01 13:27:00
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QUOTE (Rocky_nBullwinkle @ May 31 2009, 05:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif kicking.gif


nice video good.gif
but I don't understand the lyrics.



don't understand the lyrics in this one either, but then, no need to enjoy...

Edited by sunandmoon, 31 May 2009 - 08:23 PM.

sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-05-31 20:21:00
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sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-05-31 14:08:00
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QUOTE (jom @ May 28 2009, 05:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Meet our new grandson ( Joe's first blood grandson ) Ethan Chase . He is 3 weeks old in these pictures.





Congrats on your grandson good.gif
sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-05-29 15:55:00
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Edited by sunandmoon, 25 May 2009 - 05:26 PM.

sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-05-25 17:23:00
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sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-05-12 19:33:00
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sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-05-12 18:38:00
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Edited by sunandmoon, 11 May 2009 - 06:49 PM.

sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-05-11 18:46:00
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QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ May 9 2009, 07:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (sunandmoon @ May 9 2009, 04:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What the heck is going on with the Forum? I know some will point a finger, but it takes two to tango.... come on people, chill.... I want to thank the Mods for trying to clean things up good.gif

I don't know. It is the asawang Pinay forum, really, so let the girls have their fun. A couple months ago they were afraid to post anything here, and the Kano spouses were running the forum. People are free to avoid the Philippines Forum if they don't like the conversation, but let's let the ladies be themselves for a while, and see what happens. I like the way this forum has changed, and I post a lot less here, so as not to interfer with the direction it's going. But I do keep up on my reading!


if that means...



no problem with that. some other things, we can agree to disagree wink.gif
sunandmoonMalePhilippines2009-05-10 12:12:00