Forum	Title	Content	Member	Sex	Country	Date/Time
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Sep 14 2008, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think this song came out around 1970. Just listen to the words and you realize this world isn't much different than it was when this song came out. The Temptations was one of my favorites back in the day...... "Ball of Confusion". a timeless song alot has changed, yet alot remains the same....	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2008-09-14 14:43:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Sep 14 2008, 09:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I remember this song way back when I was a teenager. When ever I get a chance to listen to it, it helps confirm my true feelings and love for my sweetheart Ruchie. Here's to my baby for loving me and showing me what true love is all about.... great song this is one of my favorite slow jams...... every day, for the rest of my life, I'm so blessed to have Yazi love me in her own special way....	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2008-09-14 14:16:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (Besame Mucho @ Sep 14 2008, 11:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Damian P @ Sep 14 2008, 01:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 14 2008, 01:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> everyone is entitiled to their beliefs. so what's the point of posting this thread in the Philippine Forum? None really, it's just that I've been on the piss and I feel like being silly! If you got nothing to do, you sissy, go kiss a donkey ... and bring your friends, PlatyPius, Charles, Bonsai, A.J., etc. with you ..... hey, take it easy on Charles, I don't think he's a Republican.....	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2008-09-14 13:29:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (Damian P @ Sep 14 2008, 11:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 14 2008, 01:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> everyone is entitiled to their beliefs. so what's the point of posting this thread in the Philippine Forum? None really, it's just that I've been on the piss and I feel like being silly! OK, now that we know what this thread is really about... feeling silly, everyone just post whatever makes you feel silly....	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2008-09-14 13:19:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-26 00:32:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (charles! @ Feb 22 2009, 06:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 22 2009, 07:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> moving to a different subject... i think we need to explore that subject more.	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-25 15:12:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Feb 24 2009, 05:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> if one should have a horrible death, hopefully will be greeted by this Angel in Heaven...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-25 15:03:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	moving to a different subject...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-22 20:21:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 22 2009, 01:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Stickman and Barney... adult language and violence. Barney's having a bad day. wasted by Stickman and beaten up by a chicken...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-22 20:00:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Feb 21 2009, 07:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ..... Here's one for you Mr. Bill. any relationship to .....	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-22 18:46:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	Stickman and Barney... adult language and violence.	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-22 16:28:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Feb 21 2009, 07:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Feb 21 2009, 06:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have any of these been posted yet? Warning! Adult Language! ..... Here's one for you Mr. Bill. don't think we've had any stick people, beleive we had this one awhile back...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-22 15:09:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~		sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-18 18:34:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	The Secret to a Long Marriage... > > > A couple was celebrating their golden wedding > anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long > been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful and > loving couple." A local newspaper reporter was > inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy > marriage. > > Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the > man. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip > down to the bottom of the canyon on a pack mule. > > We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. > My wife quietly said, "That's once." > > We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled > again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's > twice." > > We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled > the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver > from her purse and shot the mule dead. > > I started an angry protest over her treatment of the > mule, when she looked at me, and quietly said, > "That's once." > > And we lived happily ever after. Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's as# and say, 'How about a bl#wjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep." Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women PREGNANCY Q&A & MORE! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will the baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-18 16:04:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f#cked?" The fellow feeling excited said, "No...never!". She said, "You will be when the tide comes in"	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-17 19:35:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Feb 17 2009, 04:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For a T.V. series, this was the best: CBS shouldn't have moved it to Sat night it's third season.	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-17 19:14:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Feb 17 2009, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> http://www.visajourn...howtopic=179445 Latest from Quentin Terantino. Over the top, you think? on blood and guts it might score high, but doubt it will be nearly as good as these two WWII movies ...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-17 18:52:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting, and Like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5." A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said... "Cleanup, Register 5"	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-17 15:20:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~		sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-16 19:11:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (Rocky_nBullwinkle @ Feb 16 2009, 04:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too cute! translation please Edited by sunandmoon, 16 February 2009 - 07:08 PM.	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-16 19:07:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Feb 15 2009, 03:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> BTW... No such thing as being overly juvenile in this thread... It's required!! there's no acting like an adult in this thread... there is one subject no longer allowed in this thread, handcuffs. it has previously been throughly covered...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-15 18:53:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	you just had to go and bring up farts...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-15 18:35:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	never trust a Penguin...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-15 14:34:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~		sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-14 19:48:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Feb 14 2009, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Feb 14 2009, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 14 2009, 03:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> this is why NFL Quarterbacks need to keep their names short... Oh, gosh! I was enjoying your post until I scrolled down! Still, it's funny! You too??? i was enjoying it too, until I scrolled down... Gotta go barf...(later) I think there's one with Grossman, but don't think you want to see it...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-14 19:35:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	this is why NFL Quarterbacks need to keep their names short...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-14 18:04:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	caution: adult language	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-10 16:31:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	When you have a "I hate My Job" day, try this... On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print, there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB.... THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE #### THAN YOURS.	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-04 15:30:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jan 29 2009, 04:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> All the old Rockers are dying. Billy Powell, the piano player for Lynyrd Skynyrd died yesterday at the age of 56. Here is the best Southern Rock song of all time. This one is for you Billy Powell.................... it's sad that he has passed, but he lives on thru the music. like a song says, todays music aint got the same soul, I like that old time rock n roll...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-02 17:10:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (spikeyflip @ Jan 31 2009, 06:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ####### blanket (snuggie parody) brilliant for those who sleep with a blanket hog.	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-02-01 16:06:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	A stranger was seated next to a little, girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh#t?	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-01-28 02:03:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	guess this is what you'd call truth in advertising...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-01-26 02:02:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~		sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-01-26 01:47:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~		sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-01-23 01:33:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	Ad of the year...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-01-19 19:12:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	while we're on the subject of bananas...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-01-19 00:46:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	Subject: Banana's This is interesting! After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again. Banana's contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two banana's provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. Anemia: High in iron, banana's can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia. Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke. Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating banana's at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert. Constipation: High in fiber, including banana's in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives. Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system. Heartburn: Banana's have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief. Morning Sickness: Snacking on banana's between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness. Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation. Nerves: Banana's are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system. Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady. Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach. Temperature control: Many other cultures see banana's as a 'cooling' fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature. Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Banana's can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan. Smoking &Tobacco Use: Banana's can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal. Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack. Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine", eating banana's as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%! Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape! So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So, maybe it's time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, 'A banana a day keeps the doctor away!' PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS! PS: Banana's must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time! AND ... I will add one more thought here! Want a quick shine on your shoes?? Take the INSIDE of the banana skin and rub directly on the shoe ... polish with dry cloth. Amazing fruit!	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-01-19 00:38:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	I think I could have survived this basic training....	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-01-18 22:06:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Jan 11 2009, 09:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> @ Roy, no I have not seen any signs like that. There's one though... "Filipina drivers... take the country road" and I have no idea what it means In fairness to women drivers... I saw a big Tyson truck one time and when I looked at the driver, it was an old lady (probably in her 60s) and she's very good in maneuvering. --Mae Country roads are a much more enjoyable drive.... QUOTE (jom @ Jan 13 2009, 12:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My Myla is a good woman driver Her greatest achievement so far was picking me up from Tampa International Airport. She missed her exit ( The GPS screwed up because of the construction) but she got there without incident and no scratch on her new car. Also, I would like to share the good news. She passed both her written and skills state board exam today for FL CNA (Certified Nursing Assistant ). Now she waits for her Philippine nursing papers to be evaluated so she can take the RN state board for her nursing license to be registered here. The CNA course did help her to be re-introduced to the nursing world after leaving that profession 10 years ago. I am just so proud of her. that's nice news to hear, Congrats	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-01-13 20:24:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jan 10 2009, 01:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (charles! @ Jan 10 2009, 03:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jan 10 2009, 03:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Knowing my kind of luck! This will probably be Ruchie 3 days after she gets her license..... ....... I wonder if she destroyed those 2 cars trying to get out of there?? this one took some skill...	sunandmoon	Male	Philippines	2009-01-10 16:59:00