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Mexico, Latin & South AmericaYardies at home and a farrin, Part 27!

Ahhhh... bes, yuh give me JOKES today (L)


have you ever heard the phrase when a bunch of people get pregnant "it must be in the water" :whistle:

I tend to have that effect on people... but no I've never heard that :unsure:
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 17:38:00
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JAP u want a whole list of things u can use??

http://immihelp.com/...umentation.html

bye Q

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EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW lol :o
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 17:37:00
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aww man okay well pm the dates... *kissteeth* lol

Wah do u now???

Thanks :thumbs:

Thanks what :blink:
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 17:33:00
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what a sweet story

lol....
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 17:32:00
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So should I just drop ya'll so I dont get prego lol
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 17:32:00
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Proof of relationship

Letters
Photos
Your trip tickets
The birth certificate will be fine but I can almost GUARANTEE you they will ask for a DNA test.
Don't worry about co-mingling because you CAN'T.

I beg to disagree

it's my understanding that we can't open a joint account here unless he is at the bank with me...
JA bank will have to do... maybe western union receipts??




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Fire bun lol
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 17:31:00
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it's my understanding that we can't open a joint account here unless he is at the bank with me...
JA bank will have to do... maybe western union receipts??




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Definately... Do the JA acount to be on the safe side because even though its not an American institution, it'll still show co-mingling of funds... P.S. get an account with good amount a money in deh- even if u haffi tek it back out in a few days and be sure to get the bank to show the funds in American dollars ;)
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 17:28:00
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wwwoooooieeeee :rofl: :rofl:



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A u mi a call smart-butt lol... Smarty-pants is so 1990 :bonk:

VJ wata?? SPeak english nuh people or at least patwa
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 17:24:00
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whew..besa..you a vj soldier.. mi bet ya yeye did wata?? :rofl:

No, no yet... Mi miss yestiday aw mi did have fi go do a drug test fi the Hospital and today just too hot fi mi
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 17:21:00
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Okay, now I have an immigration question :ot:



IF we do decide to get married in JA and re-file a CR1

what is considered:

Documentation showing co-mingling of financial resources?

would we have to open a joint bank account in JA?


also:

Birth certificate(s) of child(ren) born to you, thepetitioner, and your spouse together

California would not allow me to put his name on Lilla's birth certificate because he was not here to sign an acknowledgement of paternity and we were not yet married.

They did allow me to put his birth place (Jamaica) and his birth date :wacko:

is that enough???


Mi head a hat me man lol... BC is good but joint account has to be opened here, I believe woulld be better but I think the JA one is good
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 17:19:00
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:bonk: :bonk: :bonk: :bonk: :bonk: :bonk:

Lowe mi... me just read bout 50 page so nuh start wid mi lol

BOAL - Bust out a laugh
Troll - Someone who posts on internet forums with intention to cause trouble
Noob - someone that lacks intellegance or common sense

Thanks smart-butt lol

lol..okay.. oohh and mi tink ya wa innocent :innocent: :rofl: :rofl:

I am honey :innocent: ... Who said different
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 17:16:00
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Lawd dat sound good! We had PF Chang's for dinner last nite. Hubby is NOT a fan of egg drop soup (he cyaan ovastan why di soup noh mek him sweat! :lol:) or much of the other Asian food either. But he had plenty of drinks and dessert! This makes me want some curry shrimp, but we don't have enough for the both of us...hmmmm....What is parrot fish?

hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

BTW ppl, whats BOAL, Troll, Noob??
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 16:44:00
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OMG YOU GUYS!!! I GOT A TICKET!!!

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Ticket for what??? WHere/ oh congrats lol
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 16:37:00
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Girl I was up listening to Tracy Chapman songs and crying like a baby :bonk: :bonk:

LMAO lol

DW = Den's Wifey


Oh, and I discovered a usefull thing today...


if you click on someone's name there is a link to "User Name History" :whistle:

I don't have to wonder who Life's Journey is anymore :whistle: :lol:

Very smart :thumbs:

thanks :blush:


It is naturally curly, that pic was taken after an hour of straightening it :bonk:

Did it take an hour to straighten :whistle:
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 16:34:00
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I am leaving next Wednesday for only a week. I'll take that. We are planning for Christmas. Bert did his Citizenship test last week and passed. Oath ceremony at Fenway Park in September. So excited it is almost over. So proud of him. Things are good. How is D doing with the baby?

:D Hi, Im Kelly

:dance: :dance: :dance: That is great...we've been dragging our feet apply for citizenship :blush:

Poor baby...D won't stay out of his face. He has been wonderful.

:) Hi, Im Kelly

Edited by besaangel, 24 June 2010 - 04:32 PM.

besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 16:29:00
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I have an android phone and got a message that to restart my phone for an update so I did an now I have this new swype keyboard thingy that you just trace the letters of the word you want to spell. It is really cool do any of you have that on your phones?

Nope but its very popular now with touch screen phones :thumbs:
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 16:27:00
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I'm already building all these castles in my head....I have one wedding booked in Aug, if I can get a few more within two weeks of each other, I am planning on going back then!

Find me on FB people.. JaE... we need to link up... MRStee mi still a wait pon u but we booked the hotel near King of Prussia (SHOPPING)

1luv, same thing here, the same position no work every night. For the past 5 months I used to just fall asleep on his chest and that worked but now I shift around... Maybe the heat and frustration a cause we fi move roun' while the man dem just knock out :angry:
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 16:24:00
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I sense some very intense anger towards having another baby... u wanna talk about it hon??? lol
Happy belated... mi hail unu up pon FB... bese_angel
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 16:20:00
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okay, this is my blonde moment,
WHYYYY would two men need a #######????????
he makes the girl use it on him or wha??? :unsure:

lol... some men like that but the little bitty ones like a finger but dem ya dig big no bakfoot so me no quite sure weh fi seh lol
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 16:17:00
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Ding, ding, ding :yes: :yes:

A HOW unu mix up and blem blem so
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 16:16:00
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I been growing this since forever... he would never forgive me if I cut it!!

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:wow: This is why mi never wear heals!! :no: I would kill myself in dem :bonk:




I would not be surprised, im family breed same way :lol:

Di man have 17 brothers and sisters!! :help:

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Nie HAir... a wonda a weh u did a do last night mek u no get no sleep :whistle:

ok will mssg you.

Ohhh, msg me too- me nuff up
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 16:11:00
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hi there dedicated... hi dancehallquana
yeah that goal was sweeet. right on time too. i like that about usa, they have heart.

Ear what england isnt rusty, they just dont have that fighters heart, they are triers, not really warriors though. its been a thing in British sports for a while.

Can anyone tell me why customer service ppl who are black have to be so frigging rude to other black folk!!!???? i went down to the secretary of state and asked for a replacement permit. i asked a few questions and such, " i'm doing my road test next week, what documents do i need" and so on. She takes my documents, puts them in the system. prints out the permit. while she does it i see the date that allows me to do the test is like the 23rd of july, whereas i have already gone past the waiting time to take my test. So i ask her " Oh that says the 23rd of july, but my last permit had a different date" i wasnt rude, or sharp just polite and smiling...... this hybrid female canine of suspicious pedigree says "I havent finished yet,wait there."! in this rude tone, like she knows me. I just looked down and said "ok" ( thinking #######) All she had to say was i'm going to waive it. I know its been said over and over again, but black people treat other black people like shi t.

whats happening with "du du's " in Jamaica, its been kinda quiet.?? did he pay the police enough to hide him yet?

A cyaan tek some a dem... cho

Confirmed: The Reverend Al Miller turned himself over to the police a short
while ago at the Organised Crime Investigation Division. (Gleaner)

lawd a mercy

yuh deh behind time!! He was caught last night!! Wearing a wig, a dress and lipstick :rofl: :rofl:

Are u serious or just being sarcastic as usual???

OGNR has received reports that an American Airlines flight attempting to land at the Norman Manley International Airport from Miami, had difficulty while attempting to land and missed its approach at approximately 11am today OGNR can confirm that the AA aircraft had actually experienced difficulties during its attempt to land, but can now confirm that the aircraft landed safely.

Thank the Lord for that safe journey...
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 15:45:00
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He would be okay about it since they found dildos in his place .... they will nickname him Coka :lol: "Hey girrrrrrrrrrrll" two snaps and a circle!

:whistle: :whistle: "uh huh girlfriend" lol
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 15:37:00
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Hi everyone!
I swear I thought my eyes decieved me when I logged in and saw page 91 and I left it at page 73 this morning!! I won't even try to catch up until later.
I can officially say I'm addicted to facebook and vj! :yes:

Anyhow later, trying to leave work early and go to the salon to do some drastic changes to my hair! Plan on doing some highlights and cutting it, hubby not home and I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sees me!

A dat mi a seh too cuz mi left at 88 and dem deh a 113... aaahhh bwoy
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 15:35:00
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I know unu dont expect me fi go back and read all a dat... dont it??
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-24 15:27:00
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Alright peeps, Im out.... PEACE
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 13:25:00
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nope, not notarization needed for I-864 or even any written letters or explanations... :thumbs:
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 13:09:00
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Is not the police who caught Dudus, it's Dudus who gave himself up cause if he hadn't decided on throwing in the towel and give up the fight the lame duck police dem wouldn't have a clue where to find him. Someone who knew he was on his way to the embassy tipped them off. Maybe Al Miller himself, who knows.

I am happy he has decided to waive his rights to the extradition hearing in JA, cause that would be a long drawn out battle that would most certainly create a lot of tension and anxiety that JA. Besides, I want him to come to the U.S and sing like a canary and expose the dirty politicians for who they truly are.

Thanx for the update hon... he might be singing a different kind of song when him get to jail and have some-body a... unu get the pitch-ta

THe whole thing stink to high heaven... I hope he makes it out of JA alive...


But the thing is, Al say him was taking Dudus to the embassy... but when the story broke it was well after 5pm JA time... the embassy close at 4pm... something noh right at all...

A liad dem...
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 13:03:00
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hmm...di sunlight ting nuh soun too bad...wait til mi come back from Ja unu wi si!

Tan or no tan... u still high cola
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 12:59:00
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I wonda how mi nuh hear unn seh nothin bout the Dudus get ketch case????
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 12:43:00
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mi juss cawl mi madda in law and tell har...suh she deh pan why on earth would I do that and how mi lazy and rae rae...tell har seh mi a work stright since mi 17...she tell mi bout how mi did tek a year awf wid di baby...mi tell har seh dat was MATERNITY leave and was WID PAY....mi siddung a ponder why shi vex and mi realise a tru she tek care a di baby and shi mussi fraid mi nah guh need har nuh more....

MIL's for the most part piss me off... Some are VERY nice but I think they FORGET that we are grown people and not easy to control- especially if we have Jamaican blood lol
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 12:34:00
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Hey ladies wha gwaan?

Just taking lunch so i thought i drop in and say hello. It so humid here today my human hair ponytail frizzing up...####### :angry: ...im having a bad hair day and nature working against me...LOL


Mi pinckney no learn...he wan mi to break his damn neck...LOL.. yesterday i give him cooking lesson and teach him how to grill, so he cooked/grilled a whole plate of pork chops, when he finish i made him clean the grill and cover the meat, last thing i tell him is make sure you put it in the fridge, before you go to bed.

Why i wake up this morning and the damn plate of meat still sittin on the stove!!! :angry: ( fortunately i dont eat pork so no huge deal to me, but damn who got money to waste, him and his brother already eating me outta house and home!!!

yall think if i make him eat any of those chops he get sick and die???? i dont wanna kill him... :whistle:

Whoa mi belly lol... unu nuh easy in ya at all lol
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 12:29:00
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Awww such the good wifey!



lata, don't work too hard!

You know how we do :P ..

JaE... rememba me lol but thats a good opportunity to jump on... Get it girl
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 12:27:00
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Congrats DW and miss... mine u breed soon :whistle:
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 12:25:00
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mi doin good, u?

Sorry me did have to run off to bring hubby lunch ;)
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 12:21:00
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Sounds like a plan... :thumbs:



:whistle: ... :D

:innocent: How unu doin??
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 10:31:00
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Aftanoon ppl... cant say ladies anymore :whistle:
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 10:28:00
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Uh, oh - he's typing in patwah already! :rofl:



Okay, what company in CT sends you on business trips to JA, and are they hiring?

Matt to the worl' lol

Good idea JaE...She could work at hotels :thumbs:
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-23 10:25:00
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So I just checked our DHL tracking number and Kaci's visa is in MoBay for pick up...ya ya yaaaaaa... :dance: :rofl: :dance:

:dance: :dance:
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-22 20:21:00
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I was going to going to go to WSU but :no:




I WAS HOPING THAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!

My mom went to WSU .... Yay
besaangelFemaleJamaica2010-06-22 15:29:00