Forum	Title	Content	Member	Sex	Country	Date/Time
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK_rug80I-s ...... That is funny Roy!!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2011-02-18 21:55:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb_4f5nXZdA Ike Ditzenberger is like a lot of other 17-year-old American football players. He dreams of playing college football. He attends daily practices. Most of the time he toils away in offensive drills. Then, on rare occasions, Ditzenberger runs into the limelight with aplomb. The description could fit thousands of American teenagers, except for one crucial detail: Ike Ditzenberger has Down Syndrome. http://rivals.yahoo....ool-272803&cp=4 Every kid deserves a chance to be a hero!! The other 21 players on the field are also heroes in my book..... It's great to see compassion and sportsmanship work hand in hand. Thanks for sharing Roy!!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2010-09-27 23:22:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	Happy 4th of July everyone... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwo4eZ-MF10 Happy 4th to you too Roy and everyone else....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2010-07-04 16:20:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	I don't know which makes me more confused, a thread in saw in the forum today or this... [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfmvkO5x6Ng&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.c...feature=related[/url] I love that old Abbott and Costello clip... Classic!! The thread you're talking about just about did me in.... Just glad that majority of people on the forum are willing to take advice....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2010-04-23 06:07:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	and as has been mentioned in the forum, the are more than one way to make whoopee. oral and from behind... [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNPz269FSUk"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=PNPz269FSUk[/url] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEC2OtHq7Pw"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=yEC2OtHq7Pw[/url] .....I needed that laugh!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2010-04-19 21:24:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	we filed a couple of weeks after you and received our green cards a couple of weeks after you. the process was the same for both of us, as slow as cold molasses... I understand about the molasses.... Roy, I think the K-2 side of our petition slowed things down to a crawl.... I can't figure out why it was that way? It is what it is....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2010-04-17 13:26:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	don't know how many oldtimers browse the forum. hopefully their ROC didn't take as long as us. finally, 10 year green cards arrived in the the mailbox. the journey is at long last done.. Congrats to you and Yazi and the daughter. It was a long ROC for us too Roy! We filed in July and got the 10 year green cards earlier this month. We will take a couple year break from it and then apply for Citizenship for Ruchie and Mathew. We are probably going to go for Dual Citizenship. Best of luck to you and the family!!! [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pfFkdC6oE"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=n0pfFkdC6oE[/url] The song says it all!!!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2010-04-16 09:17:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	hi danny...it has been a loooooooooooooooong time since i last check my VJ. just wanna say hi Hi Geene. We miss you here on VJ. Next time you and Shaun are in town, drop by our house. Are you still planning on moving back in the area?	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2010-01-20 06:58:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	Happy New Year!!! This is one of Ruchies favorite songs. I'd still say yes to her in a heartbeat! wngxj15FXOg	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2010-01-03 00:26:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Dec 24 2009, 11:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Merry Christmas everyone.. Merry Christmas to you Roy and Yazi and daughter....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-12-25 00:07:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (o0pink0o @ Oct 7 2009, 05:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Luckiest people on Earth Some really lucky people! I liked the bank robbers at the end. Got away scott free!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-10-07 20:38:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	Thanks Roy. One of the best guitar riffs out there. (Money for Nothing)... Speaking of money?	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-09-21 17:33:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (* Bituin * @ Aug 31 2009, 03:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Aug 31 2009, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> one of the latest changes due to California's recent budget cuts... LOL.If I'm a cop, I'll be scared to drive on the freeways with a very small car like that. Anyways, Here's another video and want to share it with you all. I hope you will enjoy it like I did and somehow it will help relieve your stress with the visa process/GC. .LOL Very Peaceful! Thanks for sharing!!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-09-01 18:40:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Sep 1 2009, 01:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OH MY!!!! GULP!!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-09-01 18:37:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Aug 3 2009, 05:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've noticed some comments made when a non Philippine member started a thread in the forum. perhaps this needs to happen when someone not flying the flag starts a thread in the Philippine forum... just kidding... That looks like the kind of day I had... ....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-08-03 20:56:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	..... That would be my luck!!!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-07-16 16:54:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jul 14 2009, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house. Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella! Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter....." Pumpkin Eater.... LOL!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-07-14 16:57:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jul 11 2009, 02:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Teriyaki Burger anyone? Gulp.... I could sauce her Buns any day of the week...	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-07-11 20:28:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (DobermanGuy @ Jul 8 2009, 07:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just my contribution to the evening entertainment...	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-07-08 21:27:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Jul 8 2009, 09:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, did he get to bang the secretary? Probably not Bill! His wife probably banged him up side the head a few dozen times... A guy can never win.....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-07-08 17:34:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jun 23 2009, 08:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jun 22 2009, 03:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ....... Speaking of sheep! Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump! SH2: What about the sheep ?!? SH1: Fukc the sheep !!!! SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time? Edited by DARUMA07, 23 June 2009 - 09:22 PM.	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-06-23 21:20:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (maritoni @ Jun 23 2009, 08:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jun 24 2009, 10:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> SH1: Fukc the sheep !!!! SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time? That's a good one Daruma,thank you:) Your Welcome.....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-06-23 20:53:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jun 22 2009, 03:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ....... Speaking of sheep! Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump! SH2: What about the sheep ?!? SH1: Fukc the sheep !!!! SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-06-23 20:35:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Jun 21 2009, 03:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jun 21 2009, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Jun 20 2009, 06:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No more mud wrestling? I beg to differ! Let's hijack this thread instead! well there's always... GULP!!!!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-06-21 17:46:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jun 9 2009, 03:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> here's a Jerk we can all love... LOL! Who can forget the movie? Laughed my AZZ off to most of the movie....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-06-09 16:54:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ May 31 2009, 02:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It seems like yesterday Roy! Where has all the years gone to? Great memorable commercials!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-05-31 19:41:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (jom @ May 28 2009, 07:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Meet our new grandson ( Joe's first blood grandson ) Ethan Chase . He is 3 weeks old in these pictures. Congrats on the grandson! Cute Kid!!!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-05-28 17:02:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Apr 8 2009, 01:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> .........I needed that laugh!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-04-08 16:48:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (RonMay @ Apr 5 2009, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> gosh all these topics popping out that a mature person could think or ask, what are they thinking ? i know, i guess im too old already for this lol... could be men or women, no exception. wish they could make some sense out of it... or i guess it makes this forum alive. i really dont know I wish I could make sense out of it... LOL! I just hate to see a few bad apples spoil the whole bunch. Never a dull moment here in the Forum.	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-04-05 20:12:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Apr 5 2009, 04:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Apr 5 2009, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Apr 4 2009, 06:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (HappyDancer @ Apr 3 2009, 10:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is venting included in this thread? I just wanna say I hate malicious and gossipy people that live so long and go out of their way to destroy people's lives and careers. There... it's ok to vent, I'll do a little venting myself, When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is a damn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the ** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. What burns my azz! Is that I see the philippine forum going in the same direction as it did last year. I am proud to be married to a Filipina and I would do anything to pretect her and her country, but some of the trash lately getting posted on this forum is the reason why others here on VJ have a negative attitude toward the filipinas and this forum... Now, I feel better.... I suppose it is all part of the maturing process. It could be worse. It could be MENA. That is true, but have you seen the lack of maturity coming from some of these gals lately? MENA was pretty bad at one time. It's almost like heaven now!!!! QUOTE (charles! @ Apr 5 2009, 05:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Apr 5 2009, 04:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I suppose it is all part of the maturing process. It could be worse. It could be MENA. mena used to have locked threads every day. since a few select members are not around, it's been quite a while since a locked thread. I remember some of the bickering on there. I must say it has come along ways since then....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-04-05 18:31:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Apr 4 2009, 06:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (HappyDancer @ Apr 3 2009, 10:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is venting included in this thread? I just wanna say I hate malicious and gossipy people that live so long and go out of their way to destroy people's lives and careers. There... it's ok to vent, I'll do a little venting myself, When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is a damn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the ** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. What burns my azz! Is that I see the philippine forum going in the same direction as it did last year. I am proud to be married to a Filipina and I would do anything to pretect her and her country, but some of the trash lately getting posted on this forum is the reason why others here on VJ have a negative attitude toward the filipinas and this forum... Now, I feel better....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-04-05 15:52:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (HappyDancer @ Apr 3 2009, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is venting included in this thread? I just wanna say I hate malicious and gossipy people that live so long and go out of their way to destroy people's lives and careers. There... You must of met my wicked sister-in-law? QUOTE (charles! @ Apr 3 2009, 12:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Bob n Lee @ Apr 3 2009, 12:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Here's a driving application used in my neck of the woods! Redneck Driver's Application Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Last name: ________________ First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ Lover's Name: __________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) If you obtained a higher education what was your major? [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? Vehicles you own and where you keep them: ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No) Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse ____ shed ____ pawnshop Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_ Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___ Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal How far is your home from a paved road? [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] don't know That road sure looks familar Charles. Looks like Arkansas to me.......	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-04-03 19:57:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	Good ones Roy!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-03-30 19:17:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Mar 30 2009, 02:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12" tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him; "What the hell is that?" The guy next to him replies "He's a pianist!", to which the drunk replied "Horse sh#t, your pulling my leg" So the guy next to him picks up the 12" man , grabs some books, and props the little man up to the piano. Sure enough, this little man started hammerin out all the favorite tunes of the bars' patrons. Stunned, the drunk asks "That little guy is cool, where the hell did you get him"? The fella told the drunk how he had found a genie bottle out in the alley, rubbed it til a genie appeared, and was granted one wish. All of a sudden the drunk hauls #ss out the back door, finds the bottle, and starts rubbing it: when all of a sudden a genie pops out and grants him one wish. In a slur, the drunk asks "I wish for a million bucks". All of a sudden, the sky turns black and overhead a million ducks come flying overhead sh#ttin all over him. Angrily, the drunk runs back inside, slams the door and begins cursing "You SOB, I found that genie bottle and wished for a million bucks and all of a sudden there are a million ducks sh#tting all over my new suit." The fella started laughing and wildly exclaimed "You don't really think I wished for a 12" pianist do you?" ....... A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address. > > > > > > A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out > during a > particularly icy winter. > > They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent > their honeymoon > 20 years earlier. > > > > Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate > their travel > itineraries. > > So, the husband flew down to Florida on Thursday, with his > wife flying > down the following day. > > > > The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in > his room, so > he decided to send an email to his wife. > > However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email > address, and > without realizing his error, sent the email. > > > > Meanwhile in Houston, a widow had just returned home from > her husbands > funeral. > > He was a minister who was called home to glory following a > heart attack. > > > > > The widow decided to check her email expecting messages > from relatives > and friends. > > After reading the first message she screamed and fainted. > > > > The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother > on the floor and > saw the computer screen which read: > > > > To: My loving wife > > Subject: I've arrived > > Date: October 16, 2007 > > > > I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have > computers here now > and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. > > I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that > everything has > been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. > > > > Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as > uneventful > as mine was. > > > > > > P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here! > >	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-03-30 17:31:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Mar 29 2009, 01:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quite a victory dance....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-03-29 16:59:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Mar 28 2009, 05:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn you Roy... I failed the eye test....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-03-28 17:58:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Mar 24 2009, 11:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You just sent me down memory lane.... 90% of them I knew...	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-03-25 17:15:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Mar 22 2009, 10:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Mar 20 2009, 10:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Mar 20 2009, 09:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Mar 20 2009, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> QUOTE (Sexy_Beast @ Mar 19 2009, 09:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I want to write something else... I am SHERIFF ULING, but I'm just stoping through just to check in... Sheriff, you got to come back! This forum isn't the same without you here... WE WANT SHERIFF! WE WANT SHERIFF! WE WANT SHERIFF! WE WANT SHERIFF! Hello, everyone! Hi, Mae!!!! Long time no see.... You need to get back on this Forum too... I know... It's been a long time, really. Well, it seems like I will be visiting VJ again frequently. I already started looking at the removing of conditions paperwork. I know it's early but I already got questions posted... LOL. I'm almost half-way through, which is a good thing. By summertime, all we got to do is mail it. Yeah! How's everyone behavin'? The word "BEHAVE" is not in our vocabulary.....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-03-22 12:02:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Mar 20 2009, 11:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was Great!	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-03-21 18:47:00
Philippines	~Say Anything Thread~	We been Bad Sheriff Uling.....	DARUMA07	Male	Philippines	2009-03-20 22:30:00