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Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Mar 18 2009, 06:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I didn't have much choice of what to watch on TV last night with American Idol on one set and Dancing with the Stars on the other. laughing.gif did this rendition of Ring of Fire make anyone else go blink.gif huh.gif wacko.gif



I thought it sucked big time..... unsure.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-03-18 21:25:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Mar 17 2009, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Mar 16 2009, 07:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Mar 16 2009, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We never did stuff like this when I was a kid!



The best that I could do was ride a wheelie.... wacko.gif Those guys would put my bike riding skills to shame. All I see is Ballbreakers...... tongue.gif


I searched the archives and think I found a video of you doing wheelie back when... tongue.gif


..
not a good time to be doing wheelie...



That would be me...... innocent.gif

Your right! Not a good time..... I bet the cop couldn't believe his eyes.. wacko.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-03-17 16:56:00
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QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Mar 16 2009, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We never did stuff like this when I was a kid!



The best that I could do was ride a wheelie.... wacko.gif Those guys would put my bike riding skills to shame. All I see is Ballbreakers...... tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-03-16 21:40:00
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QUOTE (F23 @ Mar 16 2009, 07:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Jul 13 2008, 07:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lets not get too naughty, otherwise the Sheriff will have to come slap on some handcuffs tongue.gif

speaking of handcuffs.... opps, better not go there whistling.gif



smile.gif jest.gif


Roy is the KING of Handcuffs.... innocent.gif tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-03-16 20:18:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Mar 15 2009, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Mar 14 2009, 02:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We haven't had music videos on here in awhile.... Feeling kind of mellow today. Here is Boston singing Amanda..... biggrin.gif




Great song!!!!

QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Mar 15 2009, 12:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

She must of got her license out of a Cracker Jack Box.... tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-03-15 16:24:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
We haven't had music videos on here in awhile.... Feeling kind of mellow today. Here is Boston singing Amanda..... biggrin.gif

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-03-14 16:06:00
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I thought this video was interesting. America is made up of nothing but immigrants. I love this country and I am very proud to be an American.... "Shine on, my Lady Liberty"..


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-03-14 15:59:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Mar 7 2009, 06:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

rofl.gif .....
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-03-07 19:45:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Mar 2 2009, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That cracked me up! rofl.gif

QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Mar 3 2009, 06:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


I feel that way sometimes... unsure.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-03-04 07:33:00
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DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-28 22:07:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
George Carlin.. Need I say more?

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE






DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-28 21:46:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 26 2009, 12:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
would we all be here today if....



rofl.gif ............I sure wasn't expecting that! LMAO
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-26 06:56:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 25 2009, 02:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (charles! @ Feb 22 2009, 06:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 22 2009, 07:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
moving to a different subject... devil.gif


i think we need to explore that subject more. innocent.gif


yes.gif





Damn.....I loved the way those legs came up and made an Azz out of themselves. Would make an old man leave home!! tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-25 17:55:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 22 2009, 07:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
moving to a different subject... devil.gif



sweeeeeeeet..... tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-23 06:32:00
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QUOTE (charles! @ Feb 21 2009, 09:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Feb 21 2009, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
laughing.gif ..... Here's one for you Mr. Bill.


speaking of psa's tongue_ss.gif

nsfw!


rofl.gif .. I liked when she walked away at the end of the video...Rectum Hell, you killed em... ohmy.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-21 22:29:00
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QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Feb 21 2009, 06:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Have any of these been posted yet?



Warning! Adult Language!



laughing.gif ..... Here's one for you Mr. Bill.


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-21 22:13:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 17 2009, 06:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f#cked?"
The fellow feeling excited said, "No...never!".

She said, "You will be when the tide comes in"


laughing.gif ....
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-17 22:24:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 17 2009, 02:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and Like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...












"Cleanup, Register 5"


Good one Roy!.... rofl.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-17 17:58:00
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QUOTE (Rocky_nBullwinkle @ Feb 16 2009, 06:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I guess there are a million of these things:



rofl.gif rofl.gif .... Just like I said above to Roy. I think there is something awfully wrong with us guys.... biggrin.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-16 19:37:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 16 2009, 06:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>



unsure.gif ...... I think something is awfully wrong with us guys.... rofl.gif tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-16 19:34:00
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QUOTE (Rocky_nBullwinkle @ Feb 16 2009, 06:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Too cute!



#######..... laughing.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-16 19:31:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 15 2009, 05:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Feb 15 2009, 03:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
BTW... No such thing as being overly juvenile in this thread... It's required!! tongue.gif


there's no acting like an adult in this thread... whistling.gif laughing.gif

there is one subject no longer allowed in this thread, handcuffs. it has previously been throughly covered... laughing.gif


Not quite yet Roy! innocent.gif

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-15 19:32:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 15 2009, 01:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
never trust a Penguin...




QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Feb 15 2009, 01:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>



How about a race between a Penguin and an Ostrich... tongue.gif



QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Feb 15 2009, 02:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


I am sorry. This one is just juvenile!


Don't be sorry! You and Roy and I ought to come up with our own VJ cartoon character.. We have Penguins,Ostriches, Polar Bears and Monkeys to give us a start.. It's gotta be a Philippine character... whistling.gif
BTW... No such thing as being overly juvenile in this thread... It's required!! tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-15 18:22:00
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How about a race between a Penguin and an Ostrich... tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-15 14:57:00
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QUOTE (Mister_Bill @ Feb 14 2009, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 14 2009, 03:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this is why NFL Quarterbacks need to keep their names short...



Oh, gosh! I was enjoying your post wub.gif until I scrolled down! dead.gif

Still, it's funny!

You too??? i was enjoying it too, until I scrolled down... Gotta go barf...(later)
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-14 19:22:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 14 2009, 05:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this is why NFL Quarterbacks need to keep their names short...





Damn Roy! I just about hurled my dinner over that one......That would gag a maggot.. rofl.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-14 19:19:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 10 2009, 03:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
caution: adult language




laughing.gif .... Made my day!
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-10 17:51:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Feb 4 2009, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When you have a "I hate My Job" day, try this...

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print, there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

"I am so glad I do not work in Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB....

THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE #### THAN YOURS.


Thanks Roy! It makes me appreciate my job a whole lot more now... Wouldn't want to be the Quality Control tester for Johnson & Johnson,,,, huh.gif unsure.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-04 19:38:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
Another Bob Seger classic.....

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-02 20:27:00
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Speaking of Old Time Rock n Roll.....

Edited by DARUMA07, 02 February 2009 - 08:23 PM.

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-02-02 20:22:00
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QUOTE (jom @ Jan 30 2009, 06:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nice vidoes!

I am here in New Orleans and ready to fly back home since I arrived here last Monday. I miss Myla so much!!! She started working last Monday and she is having a great time. She is happy being out there again and excited to get her first pay check, lol. She has also started reviewing for her NCLEX-RN exam. I am just so happy that she is happy.

Good day everyone!


That is great Joe... I know that you are very proud of her. Good Luck Myla on your exam! good.gif

QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jan 28 2009, 01:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A stranger was seated next to a little, girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
sh#t?


That is what I call a smart little girl!..... laughing.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-01-31 06:31:00
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All the old Rockers are dying. Billy Powell, the piano player for Lynyrd Skynyrd died yesterday at the age of 56. Here is the best Southern Rock song of all time. This one is for you Billy Powell.................... good.gif


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-01-29 19:12:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jan 23 2009, 12:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Just when I thought this was going to get juicy. Got excited for nothing! cray5ol.gif

QUOTE (charles! @ Jan 23 2009, 07:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


I work with plenty of Azzholes. Where can I buy this? tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-01-24 10:41:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jan 19 2009, 06:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ad of the year...



That would definitely put a man in the doghouse.....No doubts about it! laughing.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-01-19 21:27:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jan 18 2009, 09:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think I could have survived this basic training....



A classic comedy Roy.... Will not ever forget "Stripes"...... good.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-01-18 22:28:00
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I wished I had this much fun when I was at Fort Sill, OK back in 77... These guys are hilarious... If strong language offends you, don't watch it!


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-01-17 14:23:00
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QUOTE (shining_angel @ Jan 14 2009, 01:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Congrats ate myla smile.gif smile.gif

i wanna share wowowee segment - brought tears to my eyes crying.gif




Geene, the video doesn't work. Is it the video of the special needs child that you are talking about? That was a good one! good.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-01-16 07:32:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jan 13 2009, 07:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Jan 11 2009, 09:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
@ Roy, no I have not seen any signs like that. There's one though... "Filipina drivers... take the country road" and I have no idea what it means whistling.gif whistling.gif whistling.gif

In fairness to women drivers... I saw a big Tyson truck one time and when I looked at the driver, it was an old lady (probably in her 60s) and she's very good in maneuvering. good.gif

--Mae


Country roads are a much more enjoyable drive....
QUOTE (jom @ Jan 13 2009, 12:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My Myla is a good woman driver smile.gif Her greatest achievement so far was picking me up from Tampa International Airport. She missed her exit ( The GPS screwed up because of the construction) but she got there without incident and no scratch on her new car.

Also, I would like to share the good news. She passed both her written and skills state board exam today for FL CNA (Certified Nursing Assistant ). Now she waits for her Philippine nursing papers to be evaluated so she can take the RN state board for her nursing license to be registered here. The CNA course did help her to be re-introduced to the nursing world after leaving that profession 10 years ago. I am just so proud of her.


that's nice news to hear, Congrats good.gif


Haven't heard that song in years. Since we are on John Denver. Here is a classic! I lived in Denver twice when I was a kid. It is God's Country, especially up and around Estes Park CO.



He was born in the summer of his 27th year
Comin' home to a place he'd never been before
He left yesterday behind him, you might say he was born again
You might say he found a key for every door

When he first came to the mountains his life was far away
On the road and hangin' by a song
But the string's already broken and he doesn't really care
It keeps changin' fast and it don't last for long

But the Colorado rocky mountain high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
The shadow from the starlight is softer than a lullabye
Rocky mountain high

He climbed cathedral mountains, he saw silver clouds below
He saw everything as far as you can see
And they say that he got crazy once and he tried to touch the sun
And he lost a friend but kept his memory

Now he walks in quiet solitude the forest and the streams
Seeking grace in every step he takes
His sight has turned inside himself to try and understand
The serenity of a clear blue mountain lake

And the Colorado rocky mountain high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
You can talk to God and listen to the casual reply
Rocky mountain high

Now his life is full of wonder but his heart still knows some fear
Of a simple thing he cannot comprehend
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

And the Colorado rocky mountain high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
I know he'd be a poorer man if he never saw an eagle fly
Rocky mountain high

It's Colorado rocky mountain high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
Friends around the campfire and everybody's high
Rocky mountain high

Edited by DARUMA07, 13 January 2009 - 10:23 PM.

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-01-13 22:20:00
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QUOTE (jom @ Jan 13 2009, 02:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My Myla is a good woman driver smile.gif Her greatest achievement so far was picking me up from Tampa International Airport. She missed her exit ( The GPS screwed up because of the construction) but she got there without incident and no scratch on her new car.

Also, I would like to share the good news. She passed both her written and skills state board exam today for FL CNA (Certified Nursing Assistant ). Now she waits for her Philippine nursing papers to be evaluated so she can take the RN state board for her nursing license to be registered here. The CNA course did help her to be re-introduced to the nursing world after leaving that profession 10 years ago. I am just so proud of her.


Congratulations Myla........ Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!!! good.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-01-13 17:56:00
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QUOTE (sunandmoon @ Jan 10 2009, 03:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jan 10 2009, 01:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (charles! @ Jan 10 2009, 03:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jan 10 2009, 03:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Knowing my kind of luck! This will probably be Ruchie 3 days after she gets her license..... cray5ol.gif





laughing.gif laughing.gif ....... I wonder if she destroyed those 2 cars trying to get out of there??


laughing.gif this one took some skill...



We rest our case........ rofl.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2009-01-10 22:16:00