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Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (shining_angel @ Aug 19 2008, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 19 2008, 06:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You have our thoughts and prayers!!! Hope things settle down over there, so the people can live their lives Happy and in a safe environment......


thank u for your prayers Danny and Ruchie. We can only hope and pray for their safety.



Your welcome Geene! Hope all is well over there for your family! Here is an 80's song that is very relaxing. Sit back and enjoy!


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-20 18:40:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (shining_angel @ Aug 18 2008, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please Pray for the people caught in the midst of war in mindanao. Words arent enough to explain the horror and terror they are going through. Tune in to www.abs-cbnnews.com for the news. My family lives in a few distance away from the war zone in cotabato. I called my mom today and she said there's a ceasefire there now but the bad news is that rebels attacked the places in lanao del norte and killed so many innocent ones.



You have our thoughts and prayers!!! Hope things settle down over there, so the people can live their lives Happy and in a safe environment......
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-19 05:45:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 18 2008, 04:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I noticed there is a survey thread started in the forum...... survey says......



Richard Dawson lost it with that one..... laughing.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-18 17:25:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 17 2008, 02:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Love those Blue Angels....



They are an Awesome team of Naval Pilots.... Thought I would share a video of a jumbo jet trying to land. I would have had to change my Fruit of the Looms after this landing attempt.... blink.gif


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-17 16:07:00
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QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 17 2008, 01:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 16 2008, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oldies, Huh?? Okay, here we go! This song is dedicated to Pinky the Hermit Crab that your daughter lost........ RIP Pinky rose.gif



I'm sure Pinky is resting peacefully in Crah Heaven. on the subject of crabs......




Now, those are the kind of crabs that go itch, scratch, itch itch..... LOL! Does Mary Jane Rotten Crotch ring a bell???

I couldn't resist....

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-17 15:47:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 16 2008, 02:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 15 2008, 08:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Remember this guy???





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QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 13 2008, 04:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Since I am feeling mellow tonight! Here is another song by David Gates and Bread...


nice song...... mellow.... here's an oldie...





Oldies, Huh?? Okay, here we go! This song is dedicated to Pinky the Hermit Crab that your daughter lost........ RIP Pinky rose.gif


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-16 16:39:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
Remember this guy???




DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-15 22:21:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
Here is a Great song by Simply Red at The Royal Albert Hall...............




DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-13 20:38:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 13 2008, 07:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
on the subject of invention, be careful what you invent.....



That was Great! tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-13 19:07:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 13 2008, 06:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yap, that was Simply Red. On the theme of brand new....... inventions...... damn, wish I had thought of this one. the money would be probably coming in hand over fist.....



rofl.gif Only you could find that one on Youtube Roy! LOL! I bet the inventor will make a million off of it.......
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-13 19:05:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
Since I am feeling mellow tonight! Here is another song by David Gates and Bread...
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-13 18:47:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 13 2008, 04:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kind of quiet in here. my mom's surgery went well with no complications. she's now in extended care for rehab.
since the last posts were songs, thought I'd add this one since Yazi makes me feel brand new....



Excellent!!! He did a Great job with that song!!!!!!! Wasn't that the guy from Simply Red? I am glad that your Mother is doing better! We pray for a quick recovery!


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-13 18:00:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Aug 9 2008, 02:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is one of my fave songs of him:



Makes me cry everytime I hear it...



The other day, this song was playing in the radio while we were driving:



David thinks it's really pretty...


Nice songs! Thanks for sharing!
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-09 15:03:00
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QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Aug 9 2008, 02:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 8 2008, 09:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Heck Mae, she already does....... wacko.gif I would like to share a song that would probably be in the Top 10 songs of all time.... The words of this song have a special meaning to me.


WTG, Ruchie! kicking.gif

I like that inspirational song too... I remember, we sung that on our graduation ceremony in high school. Nice song! good.gif



Hey now, that's enough!! headbonk.gif Don't give Ruchie anymore ideas! tongue_ss.gif rofl.gif
This a song that truely describes how I feel about my baby (Ruchie)..... I feel like I am the luckiest man on earth to have such a Beautiful, kind and loving woman as my wife. 8600 miles couldn't keep us apart!



Bryan Adams' an ex-boyfriend of mine! Just kidding! He has been one of my favorite male singers. Love that song too! good.gif



And I taught him how to sing!!! devil.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-09 15:00:00
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QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Aug 9 2008, 10:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 8 2008, 09:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Heck Mae, she already does....... wacko.gif I would like to share a song that would probably be in the Top 10 songs of all time.... The words of this song have a special meaning to me.


WTG, Ruchie! kicking.gif

I like that inspirational song too... I remember, we sung that on our graduation ceremony in high school. Nice song! good.gif



Hey now, that's enough!! headbonk.gif Don't give Ruchie anymore ideas! tongue_ss.gif rofl.gif
This a song that truely describes how I feel about my baby (Ruchie)..... I feel like I am the luckiest man on earth to have such a Beautiful, kind and loving woman as my wife. 8600 miles couldn't keep us apart!

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-09 11:44:00
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QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Aug 8 2008, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wow... blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif I've never seen pairs of "bass" that are huge.


biggrin.gif ...............................Couldn't resist!!!!!! tongue.gif


headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif Close your eyes or Ruchie might do what's on your Avatar. tongue.gif









Night everyone!


Heck Mae, she already does....... wacko.gif I would like to share a song that would probably be in the Top 10 songs of all time.... The words of this song have a special meaning to me.


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-08 21:57:00
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QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Oct 3 2008, 08:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (jom @ Oct 1 2008, 09:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We are actually in Oklahoma right now and passed by AR thru I-40 today. Heading home tomorrow smile.gif

Nice to see you again in this thread Mae smile.gif


Hello, sis Myla! Sorry, haven't been here for so long. Been real busy lately. So how's your driving? I bet Joe appreciates your help (with the driving)... Have you done any "Filipina driver" moves yet? whistling.gif Last time I drove, I tried to beat the red light for like 3 times... my passenger was just mellow about it... devil.gif


QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Oct 2 2008, 05:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Oct 1 2008, 09:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
[quote name='DARUMA07' I will... as soon as we're done with all the organizing and traveling... we will be going down to AR next week so maybe after that. Are you gonna be on call next weekend? I think we will be home before weekend. That might be a good time to have you guys in our home. Whatchathink?

Mae, Saturday the 11th, I am suppose to install a new furnace at a commercial property in Kansas City. It is very possible that Saturday the 18th might work for us. What do you think? I don't go oncall until the 27th of the month.. cray5ol.gif


The 18th sounds good to me. good.gif We'll see if everything works out. We're really missing you guys! I have been saving "Pangasinan daing na bangus" and "suman sa ibos" for you all. I hope it's still will be good by then... Otherwise, I'll have to eat it all and feed you with "pork sinigang" instead... or your ultimate favorite meatloaf... how's that sounds?


The meatloaf sounds great... Anything would be good! good.gif We will see what happens. we been wanting to come down there for quite sometime. Do you and David have a smoker? Anyway, get your butt back here on VJ or I will have to .......? I better be good or you and Ruchie will put a few lumps on my head! headbonk.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-10-03 20:25:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Oct 3 2008, 12:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Paul newman will be missed, not just because of the movies he made, also because of his tremendous heart...



I agree! He was one class act....The world would be a better place if there were more like him! rose.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-10-03 05:32:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Oct 1 2008, 11:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
we've had many music videos in this thread. thought I'd post some OPM



Thanks for sharing it! Here is a video from Phil Collins. I am feeling mellow this morning... smile.gif

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-10-02 05:53:00
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QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Oct 1 2008, 09:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Sep 30 2008, 05:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Sep 30 2008, 12:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 29 2008, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sand Fantasy....




WOW! I wish I had 1/4 of the talent that artist has! I really enjoyed the Sax Sex in the background music.... good.gif


Now, now... I already knew that, Danny. whistling.gif devil.gif JUST KIDDING! I miss you all!

--Mae



Mae, we miss you too..... You need to come back and help us here! It's not the same without some of the veterans here in the Forum. As far as the Sex, innocent.gif unsure.gif biggrin.gif ..... I take the 5th!


I will... as soon as we're done with all the organizing and traveling... we will be going down to AR next week so maybe after that. Are you gonna be on call next weekend? I think we will be home before weekend. That might be a good time to have you guys in our home. Whatchathink?



Mae, Saturday the 11th, I am suppose to install a new furnace at a commercial property in Kansas City. It is very possible that Saturday the 18th might work for us. What do you think? I don't go oncall until the 27th of the month.. cray5ol.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-10-02 05:35:00
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QUOTE (jom @ Oct 1 2008, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Oct 1 2008, 02:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
on the theme of men vs women...



My Joe was cracking up watching this video. . . HE IS GUILTY...hahahaha. Two things though, he cant do a mohawk while shampooing his hair cause no hair to do that, LOL and he throws his clothes in the basket but the other stuff. . oh how so trueeee!


Myla, I can understand the Mohawk thing... whistling.gif Thinning hair and baldness is a result of all the women running their fingers through our hair and the headboard doesn't do us any good also.... Remember, "Grass doesn't grow on a playground".. tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-10-01 18:01:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Oct 1 2008, 03:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this question was asked in the Off Topic Thread...

QUOTE
youtube junkies???
what is that???
i dnt even know that..


this is a truly a youtube junkie....




Yea, I think your right! Anybody wearing the same Tshirt for a year I would consider a youtube junkie.... laughing.gif See EnvyMe, we aren't as bad as you thought we were. There is still hope for us! whistling.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-10-01 17:18:00
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QUOTE (shining_angel @ Oct 1 2008, 02:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Oct 2 2008, 02:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
on the theme of men vs women...



Hahahaha. Some are true. Some are not so true. smile.gif smile.gif


It's all true Geene..... whistling.gif Ain't that right Roy? devil.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-10-01 17:08:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (I luv my chappara @ Sep 30 2008, 08:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
MEN USE THEIR HEAD TO RULE THE WORLD...
BUT WOMEN CONTROL MEN's HEAD devil.gif devil.gif kicking.gif

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men are always right

--------before they will see naked women tongue.gif

After we see naked woman, our brains turn to mush... wacko.gif It will make the strongest man fall to his knees! devil.gif

QUOTE (charles! @ Sep 30 2008, 08:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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QUOTE (shining_angel @ Sep 30 2008, 01:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Roy, I'll add one more rule to that -

1. WOMEN are always RIGHT. kicking.gif kicking.gif

Only when they are sleeping undressing...

fixxored good.gif


Your the Man! Lets see what kind of reaction you will get from that Charles. Just might be a Jeepney full of Wild Filipinas pull up to your house... laughing.gif

are they gonna be undressing? tongue.gif


rofl.gif .... If they are, I want to be there!
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-30 20:58:00
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QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 30 2008, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 30 2008, 10:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Sep 30 2008, 09:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now Geene, those are some really nice rules.... Read them, study them and whatever you do, don't forget them.... tongue.gif If I could only get Ruchie to follow these, but I think I would have a better chance winning the lottery! laughing.gif


Danny, these men's rules are just there for decoration purposes. The real rules to be followed are the women's rules smile.gif

you mean rules like these..... blink.gif ohmy.gif helpsmilie.gif protest6wz.gif laughing.gif


Women's rules for men

TOP 30 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT US!!!

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.




I'm going to miss this one.... sad.gif



laughing.gif .... You like doing that too Roy? tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-30 19:36:00
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QUOTE (charles! @ Sep 30 2008, 07:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Sep 30 2008, 07:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (shining_angel @ Sep 30 2008, 01:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Roy, I'll add one more rule to that -

1. WOMEN are always RIGHT. kicking.gif kicking.gif

Only when they are sleeping undressing...

fixxored good.gif


Your the Man! Lets see what kind of reaction you will get from that Charles. Just might be a Jeepney full of Wild Filipinas pull up to your house... laughing.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-30 19:33:00
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QUOTE (Pinay Wife @ Sep 30 2008, 10:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Sep 30 2008, 09:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now Geene, those are some really nice rules.... Read them, study them and whatever you do, don't forget them.... tongue.gif If I could only get Ruchie to follow these, but I think I would have a better chance winning the lottery! laughing.gif

Danny, these men's rules are just there for decoration purposes. The real rules to be followed are the women's rules smile.gif

We follow the Nike rule in our house and that is:

JUST DO IT!!! laughing.gif (Pinay Wife to hubby, son and dog)

That ain't fair!

QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 30 2008, 12:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (shining_angel @ Sep 30 2008, 05:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Sep 30 2008, 09:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now Geene, those are some really nice rules.... Read them, study them and whatever you do, don't forget them.... tongue.gif If I could only get Ruchie to follow these, but I think I would have a better chance winning the lottery! laughing.gif


Danny, these men's rules are just there for decoration purposes. The real rules to be followed are the women's rules smile.gif

you mean rules like these.....


Women's rules for men

TOP 30 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT US!!!

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are petty, get over it.

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big #######, we know you don't.

8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.

10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.

16. We are drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.

23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.

25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake.

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.)

28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.

29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else.

30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.






You know! We will never ever win with these Filipinas ganging up on us Roy! headbonk.gif See what Geene started!

QUOTE (shining_angel @ Sep 30 2008, 01:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Roy, I'll add one more rule to that -

1. WOMEN are always RIGHT. kicking.gif kicking.gif

Only when they are sleeping...

QUOTE (shining_angel @ Sep 30 2008, 02:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Pinay Wife @ Sep 30 2008, 11:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We follow the Nike rule in our house and that is:
JUST DO IT!!! laughing.gif (Pinay Wife to hubby, son and dog)


I call both my hubby and my dog - baby bop. And he (the hubby) kind of not like it smile.gif He knows how to follow the nike rule sometimes too.


That ain't what Shaun told me Geene.... He said he is the Master of the House and whatever you say shall be done... Try to figure that one out? I have to behave myself because it's getting cooler at night and I don't have any heat in my doghouse... cray5ol.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-30 19:08:00
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QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Sep 30 2008, 12:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Sep 29 2008, 05:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 29 2008, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sand Fantasy....




WOW! I wish I had 1/4 of the talent that artist has! I really enjoyed the Sax Sex in the background music.... good.gif


Now, now... I already knew that, Danny. whistling.gif devil.gif JUST KIDDING! I miss you all!

--Mae



Mae, we miss you too..... You need to come back and help us here! It's not the same without some of the veterans here in the Forum. As far as the Sex, innocent.gif unsure.gif biggrin.gif ..... I take the 5th!
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-30 05:43:00
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QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 29 2008, 09:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (SenoritaTeresita @ Sep 29 2008, 07:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Look, who's back ... Daruma, my friend ... you are alive and kicking ... welcome once more ... Roy ain't himself without his Siegfried ...! jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif


we've retired from that Vegas act. the tigers in this forum were just too hard to tame..... tongue.gif laughing.gif


Ain't that the truth.. laughing.gif .... Here is an example of comedy at its finest!


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-29 21:43:00
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QUOTE (SenoritaTeresita @ Sep 29 2008, 09:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Look, who's back ... Daruma, my friend ... you are alive and kicking ... welcome once more ... Roy ain't himself without his Siegfried ...! jest.gif jest.gif jest.gif



Well, thank you! Had to take a small break from all of this! I can't let Roy be by himself too long! Anyway, lets see what Roy has in store for us??? devil.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-29 21:28:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (shining_angel @ Sep 29 2008, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please allow me to disrupt your talks with this commercial smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif I am not sure if this one's posted here before or not. Someone sent it to me in email and I find it so funny - I want to share it here in VJ-pinas smile.gif
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something. Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf .
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!


OK, there you go..have a nice day everyone smile.gif


Now Geene, those are some really nice rules.... Read them, study them and whatever you do, don't forget them.... tongue.gif If I could only get Ruchie to follow these, but I think I would have a better chance winning the lottery! laughing.gif

QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 29 2008, 06:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
a different direction on the sand theme. some of the most beautiful beaches in the world are in the Philiipines.......




Thanks for sharing it! Phillippines is a very beautiful place! Can't wait to go back for a visit..... good.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-29 20:47:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 29 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
while we're on the subject of sand and fantasy.....




Oh my! whistling.gif Makes me think of the term "Spanking your Monkey"...

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-29 18:20:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 29 2008, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sand Fantasy....




WOW! I wish I had 1/4 of the talent that artist has! I really enjoyed the Sax in the background music.... good.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-29 17:31:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
R.I.P. rose.gif rose.gif rose.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-26 19:27:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Sheriff Uling @ Sep 25 2008, 08:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's official...

I am thoroughly frustrated and upset over some of the events that have transpired over the last 48 hours. I might be taking a leave of absence.

Cheers...


Sheriif Uling.... I think there just might be some confusion over all of this. I for one have appreciated everything you have done for the Philippine Forum. The Guide you created has helped many here on VJ. The moving of the threads have created some confusion, but I will tell you this.. You have done a good job within this forum... Don't let a few opinions here destroy what you have worked so hard for... Keep up the good work! good.gif good.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-25 17:14:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
If you wanted a good laugh back then, just turn on the Carol Burnett Show...


There was no forgetting Ernest T. Bass on the Andy Griffith Show......


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-24 21:32:00
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QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 24 2008, 05:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Besame Mucho @ Sep 24 2008, 03:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 24 2008, 04:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Besame Mucho @ Sep 24 2008, 02:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I thought only topics specific to the PI be posted here. Why is this trash video in this thread?


see post #633 in this thread.


OK, you win. But I wonder why the Sheriff offers exemption to this thread. It's unjust!


the issue of threads in the Regional Forums was resolved by the Capt.
It's all good . everyone entitiled to an opinion. guess you can please some of the people, some of the time, but will never please all the people all of the time.


Very True!....... By the way, I liked your trash video.... tongue.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-24 20:05:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 23 2008, 07:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


laughing.gif .....
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-23 19:50:00
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QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 23 2008, 05:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (charles! @ Sep 23 2008, 03:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 23 2008, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
An Old Cowboy's Advice :

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.

* Leave the rest to God.

* Don't piss on electric fences


the old cowboy forgot about that one. may he rest in peace....


Speaking of Cowboys... Here's a drunk and dancing Cowboy... rofl.gif


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-23 19:39:00
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QUOTE (charles! @ Sep 23 2008, 05:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Sep 23 2008, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
An Old Cowboy's Advice :

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.

* Leave the rest to God.

* Don't piss on electric fences



This guy here should have taken your advice...

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-09-23 19:25:00