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Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 5 2008, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
on the subject of mail order brides, perhaps this is the reason the Fiance Visa has the requirement of having met in the two years prior to filing the petition.




LOL! laughing.gif Can you imagine bringing that home to Momma?? Makes me want to become a Monk! blink.gif Looks like He/She was juiced up on Steroids.................
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-05 17:16:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 4 2008, 03:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
seems to be alot of interest recently on the topic of mail order brides....




Yea there has Roy... Too bad I can't find anything to come back with whistling.gif I am losing my Touch!! blink.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-04 19:15:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 3 2008, 04:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 3 2008, 02:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Two Rednecks
[/size]Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".

"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"!



laughing.gif good.gif

' TWO SPIES'

Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they
had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second
spy hushes him quickly and whispers:

Don't blow our cover. You're in America now, speak
Spanish.


how does a guy know he has a high sperm count?

The lady has to chew before she shallows.



LOL! rofl.gif


Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the mouth!

Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M.

The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu".

The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination-Timbuktu.

The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:

Tim and me, a-huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They was three, we was two,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu.



Redneck's Ode To A Valentine
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DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-03 17:03:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 3 2008, 03:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...... the Boogie Man comes out at night. this little girl is ready for him....



She sure was a cutie..... rofl.gif
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 3 2008, 04:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 3 2008, 01:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 3 2008, 12:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Okay, back to Disco.... biggrin.gif







Boogie Nights, where will this led to.... whistling.gif


....be care who you boogie with....




After that one, my boogie days are over with.... unsure.gif rofl.gif headbonk.gif


Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".

"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"!
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-03 16:35:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 3 2008, 01:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 2 2008, 06:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 2 2008, 08:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 2 2008, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Since we left off from "Foot Stomping" or Tapping..... Lets give this a shot! unsure.gif




hmmm. listening to this, for some reason polka popped into my head. then I started seeing polka dots, of coarse that led to.... itsy bitsty teenie......




That would make a Old Man Leave Home! whistling.gif blink.gif Now, here is a real sweetheart..
Warning: Don't watch if objectional material offends anyone.......



while we're on the subject of earthquakes, maybe this thread could use a Public Service Announment....





LMAO...... rofl.gif Only you could come up with that one Roy! good.gif Okay, back to Disco.... biggrin.gif





DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-03 14:04:00
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QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 2 2008, 08:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 2 2008, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Since we left off from "Foot Stomping" or Tapping..... Lets give this a shot! unsure.gif




hmmm. listening to this, for some reason polka popped into my head. then I started seeing polka dots, of coarse that led to.... itsy bitsty teenie......




That would make a Old Man Leave Home! whistling.gif blink.gif Now, here is a real sweetheart..
Warning: Don't watch if objectional material offends anyone.......

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-02 20:33:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
Since we left off from "Foot Stomping" or Tapping..... Lets give this a shot! unsure.gif


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-02 19:45:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 2 2008, 06:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 2 2008, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Here you go Roy! rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif



well that's just great. started watching that video and couldn't keep my foot from.......





laughing.gif


rofl.gif helpsmilie.gif rofl.gif ................ What's next Roy??? Anything in mind? rofl.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-02 19:22:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
Here you go Roy! rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-02 18:36:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 2 2008, 05:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OK. if that's the way it's going to be... here's one you probably will not have a come back for.... you probably will not even want to try.... tongue.gif laughing.gif



Oh God! I remember seeing Captain and Tenille at the Oklahoma City airport when I was flying down to Fort Sill, OK 1n 1977. I am not sure if I can beat that, but you know I am going to give it a shot..... whistling.gif devil.gif


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-02 18:32:00
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QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 2 2008, 04:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 2 2008, 01:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 2 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
some good songs being posted everyone. hey, how bout some disco?........................ nah..



Deep Purple..... good.gif You shouldn't have said that Roy... devil.gif
Here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




ok, fine... hopefully this will not drag on for too many videos, otherwise someone might end up posting YMCA whistling.gif laughing.gif




Speaking of........................... rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-02 16:05:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Aug 2 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
some good songs being posted everyone. hey, how bout some disco?........................ nah..



Deep Purple..... good.gif You shouldn't have said that Roy... devil.gif
Here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-02 15:27:00
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QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Aug 1 2008, 08:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Aug 1 2008, 04:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Aug 1 2008, 03:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 31 2008, 04:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hilight the video ID on the address bar up to the = sign and then I right click to copy it and then I will click on the insert YouTube on the left bar and then paste what you copied in there... I will always hit preview to see if it worked or not...


Ok, let me try it again...




Edited just to add: YAY! It worked! Thanks, Danny! Above is another Scorpions' song that I like. I got most of their song in my iPod.


Mae,
It says video is no longer available! That happens to me too.... I am glad you figured it out! Good Job! good.gif


Let me try again...




Got it! Great Song!!!! good.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-01 21:37:00
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QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Aug 1 2008, 03:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 31 2008, 04:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hilight the video ID on the address bar up to the = sign and then I right click to copy it and then I will click on the insert YouTube on the left bar and then paste what you copied in there... I will always hit preview to see if it worked or not...


Ok, let me try it again...




Edited just to add: YAY! It worked! Thanks, Danny! Above is another Scorpions' song that I like. I got most of their song in my iPod.


Mae,
It says video is no longer available! That happens to me too.... I am glad you figured it out! Good Job! good.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-01 16:43:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (ED*Riza @ Aug 1 2008, 04:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just wanna share about what I've been doing lately esp those who like to watch free movies. I am enjoying these since yesterday. try this:

www.free-tv-video-online.info


Riza


Thank You! We will try that out!!!! good.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-08-01 16:41:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Jul 31 2008, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Since we're on 80's... how about this one that I really like?

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-31 16:17:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
And some more....................


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-31 13:25:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
Okay, back to a little 80's Rock.....


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-31 13:20:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Jul 30 2008, 09:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 30 2008, 04:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And then there is Country! Yeehaw...............





I love my Rock, but I love my country too...... good.gif

Never foget your Roots or where you come from... This song says it all!



hmmm... a little bit country, a little bit rock n roll.....




ROTFLMAO........... rofl.gif

I knew you would come up with something like that! Way to go Roy! good.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-30 21:42:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
4 banned commercials....................


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-30 19:49:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (dbears @ Jul 30 2008, 06:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
KWEL first dance.. i wish I have the guts innocent.gif




Thank you Dbears for sharing the 3 videos... I seen the Cebu one before and really thought it was awesome.....
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-30 19:00:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
And then there is Country! Yeehaw...............





I love my Rock, but I love my country too...... good.gif

Never foget your Roots or where you come from... This song says it all!
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-30 18:56:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Jul 29 2008, 07:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 29 2008, 04:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Since were on Seger..... How about "Roll me Away" This song here, I use to just get in my car and just DRIVE... Good song for just doing that! good.gif



good.gif how bout this for a driving song....




Queen! Wasn't the Freddie Mercury? Didn't he die of aids back in the 80's.... Since we are on Queen now. Do you remember this one... This is my favorite from Queen...

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-29 20:28:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
Since were on Seger..... How about "Roll me Away" This song here, I use to just get in my car and just DRIVE... Good song for just doing that! good.gif


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-29 18:59:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Jul 29 2008, 04:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you never know when someone might decide to pop in....




I always like those kind of videos! I love to see people getting the Sh*t scared out of them...... rofl.gif

As I was driving home from work, Bob Seger was on the Radio..... One of my favorites from Seger.... This reminds me so much of the party days back in the 70's.... innocent.gif innocent.gif innocent.gif


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-29 17:50:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Jul 28 2008, 06:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
there's been a nurse causing a little bit of a controversy in the forum. maybe that's what this thread needs, some controversial nurses....



LOL! Do you think we can handle more than one nurse here in the Forum? OH BOY!!!! innocent.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-28 19:05:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Jul 27 2008, 02:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
one smart crab...




LOL! rofl.gif Those crabs remind me of me....... innocent.gif

QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Jul 27 2008, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
be careful when you shine your shoes...



rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif That was Great! He had me fooled too..... Good one Roy!
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-27 16:19:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Jul 27 2008, 12:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this is kind of gute video someone posted on youtube,




Thanks for sharing it.... They did a nice job putting that together! good.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-27 12:54:00
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QUOTE (Sheriff Uling @ Jul 27 2008, 08:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 26 2008, 09:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This song is for all of us who have gone through this Visa Process or is going through it now..... If there is anything we all had to learn, it was this...............


Hehehehehe!!! Patience and meditation... Oh, don't forget the whistling... tongue.gif



Yes Sir! You got that right! I think what helps with this process is a Sense of Humor. Laughing will not only get us through one day, it will help us live longer...... good.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-27 11:11:00
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QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Jul 27 2008, 10:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 27 2008, 10:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Jul 27 2008, 10:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 27 2008, 10:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Jul 27 2008, 09:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 26 2008, 11:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This song is for all of us who have gone through this Visa Process or is going through it now..... If there is anything we all had to learn, it was this...............




OMG!!! This song transported me back to the time when I was still wild, always drank, and liked to party every weekend with my friends. Love GNR! Yeah!!!



What is really weird for me is that I didn't like GNR back then, but as I got older I learned how to appreciate their music.... GNR Rocks!!! I will have my love for Music until the day that I die........ Rock On.......................


Oh man, I am a big fan of rock music especially the slow rocks in the 80's and 90's. I enjoy GNR, Bon Jovi, Radiohead, Soul Asylum, Scorpion, etc, etc. I even got them downloaded in my iPod. David doesn't know this though, so zip your lips, you hear? I only play rock music on my iPod, not on our CD players where he can hear them. whistling.gif



Oh Oh..... I will charge you $20 to keep my lips zipped.... whistling.gif


headbonk.gif

Ok, David's up... better close this now. See yah all laterz! Ciao!

P.S. Danny, did you show Ruchie my montage?


Yes I did Mae.... She loved it! Where is the $20 Mae?
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-27 11:07:00
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QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Jul 27 2008, 10:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 27 2008, 10:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Jul 27 2008, 09:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 26 2008, 11:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This song is for all of us who have gone through this Visa Process or is going through it now..... If there is anything we all had to learn, it was this...............




OMG!!! This song transported me back to the time when I was still wild, always drank, and liked to party every weekend with my friends. Love GNR! Yeah!!!



What is really weird for me is that I didn't like GNR back then, but as I got older I learned how to appreciate their music.... GNR Rocks!!! I will have my love for Music until the day that I die........ Rock On.......................


Oh man, I am a big fan of rock music especially the slow rocks in the 80's and 90's. I enjoy GNR, Bon Jovi, Radiohead, Soul Asylum, Scorpion, etc, etc. I even got them downloaded in my iPod. David doesn't know this though, so zip your lips, you hear? I only play rock music on my iPod, not on our CD players where he can hear them. whistling.gif



Oh Oh..... I will charge you $20 to keep my lips zipped.... whistling.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-27 10:38:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (David-Mae Forever @ Jul 27 2008, 09:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 26 2008, 11:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This song is for all of us who have gone through this Visa Process or is going through it now..... If there is anything we all had to learn, it was this...............




OMG!!! This song transported me back to the time when I was still wild, always drank, and liked to party every weekend with my friends. Love GNR! Yeah!!!



What is really weird for me is that I didn't like GNR back then, but as I got older I learned how to appreciate their music.... GNR Rocks!!! I will have my love for Music until the day that I die........ Rock On.......................
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-27 10:25:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
This song is for all of us who have gone through this Visa Process or is going through it now..... If there is anything we all had to learn, it was this...............



DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-26 23:26:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Jul 26 2008, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 26 2008, 12:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Jul 26 2008, 01:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 26 2008, 11:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gotta liven this thread up!!


sorry, I got to bring things down a bit.

Pinky, my daughters Hermit Crab passed away yesterday. we gave it a decent burial. RIP Pinky rose.gif

with that said..... Rock on....



Here is a tribute video for Pinky..... RIP Pinky! rose.gif rose.gif rose.gif




a fine tribute good.gif everyone feel free to grab a cold one from the cooler.
here's to you Pinky, you were a mighty, fine Hermit Crab.





RIP...... cray5ol.gif Pardon me, while I cry in my Beer.......
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-26 15:55:00
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QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Jul 26 2008, 01:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 26 2008, 11:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gotta liven this thread up!!


sorry, I got to bring things down a bit.

Pinky, my daughters Hermit Crab passed away yesterday. we gave it a decent burial. RIP Pinky rose.gif

with that said..... Rock on....



Here is a tribute video for Pinky..... RIP Pinky! rose.gif rose.gif rose.gif


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-26 14:00:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 26 2008, 01:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gotta liven this thread up!! Here is a great song by U2 from the 80's..... Hope you enjoy it........




Sorry, the other video didn't work.....


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-26 13:28:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
Gotta liven this thread up!! Here is a great song by U2 from the 80's..... Hope you enjoy it........


Edited by DARUMA07, 26 July 2008 - 01:23 PM.

DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-26 13:21:00
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QUOTE (Roy and Yazi @ Jul 25 2008, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (DARUMA07 @ Jul 24 2008, 04:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sorry! Couldn't get the video to work. Lets try another one!



good song good.gif here's a rock classic...






yea! It don't get any better than that! Sad to say! Rock will never be the same after these bands die. No one nowadays can do rock or have the talent... unsure.gif
DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-25 18:10:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
QUOTE (Sheriff Uling @ Jul 25 2008, 11:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I feel like yodeling... How about you?


Did you say yodel??.... Here you go Sheriff.



DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-25 18:07:00
Philippines~Say Anything Thread~
Sorry! Couldn't get the video to work. Lets try another one!


DARUMA07MalePhilippines2008-07-24 06:31:00