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Mexico, Latin & South AmericaYardies a home and a farrin - Part 26!

lawns.. i know sumbody ago laugh at me..mi neva know if appleton mek other drink tuh :blush: :blush:
i drank some a few mnths ago, it NASTY but i swallowed it down, nuh do nothing fa me.. roger did tink mi get drunk.. i think i mus have a high tolerance :unsure:

rum punch!!! yes sus, it will be on and popping!!


I was going to say something about this post but I am going to remain quiet…..
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-06-15 14:44:00
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Naw can't picture you as a mommas boy -- just think you level dats all.


1luv mi we link you dis evening

Mrstee -- come help me figure out these budget reports -- I so don't like finance I could never do this for a living - and my ankle is killing me got hit by a shopping cart lady was in her late 80s she knock me off my feet.

Quanna/Dillon -- did ya'll learn how to COOK YET!


Why did this make me laugh?? :rofl:
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-06-15 14:40:00
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**quick rant**

I really can't believe my friend of 17 years has a problem with me hanging out with my vj familyPosted Image She said I even treated them better at my weddingPosted Image I told her she sounds like a kid who got their toy snatched away!

When I try to do things with this heffa she comes up with 50 billion excuses.. quite frankly I think she is very jealous that Im married and she has no life and dealing with a man who belongs to someone else! Posted Image
**rant ova*** Kissteeth


Mstee I so feel you. I have lived in the Burgh all my life and when I went to JA and met my what I call “Dallas girls” OMG my friends here were literally pissed. I couldn’t mention anything about the Dallas girls and let alone I went back to JA with them and they met Roc first and then I went to Dallas to hang out with them again OMG they were upset. I’m like who said I can only have one friend in life. I mentioned one time them going to JA with me to met the Dallas girls and my Dallas girls were like o.k. while my Burgh girls were like umm no thank you. I was so shocked I thought I was back in high school.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-06-15 14:18:00
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ooohhh.. that looks nice, one large quantity to keep down on refilling.. easy and quick too..
thanks..ya'll are really helping me!!! when it comes to kids parties i am on point FUN FUN FUN, i know how to get'em going, but adults :wacko: plus i don't drink so that doesn't help..


Q if you find these please let me know so I can send you some money to buy me one. They are so cute. Do they come with the glasses too?
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-06-15 14:12:00
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Q the trick to all this is to get the liquor in them, start of with line dancing so it will get people going then put on some old skool, take em back a little, then throw some reggae and KEEP THE LIQUOR FLOWING...make those blender drinks the kind that sneak up on ya and I guarentee your party will be poppin :)



Umm line dancing.... In a house..... OOOOKKKK
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-06-15 14:09:00
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why do you despise them?

i've never had a problem with people having a good time at my crib...i have the opposite problem in that i cant get them to leave.


my advice would be you have to be the hostess with the mostess. welcome the guests, make sure people know where the drinks are, where the bathroom is. not sure what your house is like but i always reconfigure my space a little bit to make the flow of people better. in my yard i set up different seating areas so people feel comfortable lounging wherever.


I knew you would have some suggestions you are the Houseparty Master...

My old house was too small so I rarely invited folks over. In my new home I have plenty of room but since I will be in a new state I now have no friends...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-06-15 14:03:00
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Agreed, I just want mi friend to be happy with the man she loves and for her children to have their dad!Posted Image

Yall know Im touched.. I wouldve written to about 50 people by now and killed them with kindness! Posted Image
Remember Subway? Remember the high school assist. principal? hmph Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image


Yes we ALL remember!!! LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-06-15 13:52:00
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Girl, it was so nice! We didn't do much but just had "adult" conversation and "flirted" like we used to. You know sometimes we get caught up in "life" that I kinda forgot how freakin fine my husband is and how sweet he is. I mean don't get me wrong we keep the fire alive no matter what (plenty of sexy parties :devil: ) but as far as talking we need to do more of that. So yea maybe I can get my Mom to take them both once a month

FYI pencil me into your social calendar sometime in 2011 we need to link up


This is so true and often forgot so many times. Conversation is key. You need t o have a time where you talk about other things bedsides kids, bills and family. I think its important for couples to just talk and nothing wrong with flirting it can be so fun at times. I’m glad you enjoyed some alone time.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-06-15 08:34:00
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I always come on here at the wrong times lol

If hubby was seeing this I'd be banned from VJ

Not if afta reading dis you go in de bedroom and put it on em. He'll begging yuh to go back... :rofl:
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 17:46:00
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I haven't worn them outside yet. I was going to last night; but was afraid I couldn't drive in them and then cop would pull me over..........

They aren't really meant to walk in Dillon!

Later..........


Well if you did I'm sure you could show dem shoes off and not get a ticket. LOL

What did I do? :help:


You told us your weight. No skinny people are allowed to mention der weight on here..
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 17:40:00
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Next week soon come!!!! :hehe:


Hey who said mi getting some next week??
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 17:35:00
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no jg..thats FUNNNNN lol
i like the texting too..that backfires on me sometimes tho :blush: sometimes cuz ive texted him up so much, then if i get home late and tired, he be like :devil: :devil: and im like :crying: :crying:


:rofl:

I had phone sex for the first time last weekend I must admit it was fun...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 17:30:00
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Hate to tell you, girlie, but he loves all of you....no matter what. Where we think we are imperfect, men just think............SKIN.....BOOBIES.....BUTT.....LEGS, etc. You do not have to be perfect. He wants to see YOU cause you are the one who is in the same room as him and thus the only one on his mind. Work it!

My favorite thing to do is sexting. Whenever BF is stuck at firehouse, has his kids and they are asleep, or goes on a trip, I text him pictures..........look on my FB page. This week's was me in his shirt and 6 inch hooker heels. (which I fell on my #### in trying to stomp a spider---another story). He went out of town for 3 days last year...I sent progressively more suggestive pictures each day. He goes out of town Monday for 3 days. Can't wait to do it again. Love when he cusses me for doing it. Posted Image He runs back to me.

Work what you got and do not worry about anything else. It's all good.




What you count as cheap sex? Like in the car in semi-public?




OK, some of them need to go!


Tell it JG!!!Dis was some real talk...

I'm going on FB to see the pics and when I get back mi wanna hear de story.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 17:28:00
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well I am gone home. Please someone answer my question.

Ladies mi tink we gwaan ave ta ave classes fi Luv.. She needs us

Ooh did anyone warn Nat to be careful reading you know dis all might be a likkle too much fi har..
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 17:22:00
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My stair case is scary. (Although, ever see "Unfaithful".....the staircase sex....OMFG!!!!!).

The rest of the house.....well, it's all nice. But, I had that pick me up and slam me into the wall, make up sex last year. And...........D--A--M--N!!!!

Whoo dat sound hot!!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 17:20:00
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OH I love them.. I was clueless for a minute lol


Me too..
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 16:20:00
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I am veryyyyyyyy shy around him. I still hide and get dressed. He HATES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wow I used to do this too. In my clothes imma a bad B but out of them I’m like turn the lights off. I told you I used to jook in mi nightgown. Whoo I’m laughing. My last guy I would get dressed in the bathroom. Until one day em came in der like no more getting dressed in here and he stood der while I bathed and dressed. At first I was shy and zeen I was like Bonk It!! It was hard for mi I must admit.

But luv come on dis is your hubby… Let em see yuh now before yuh old and wrinkled…
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 16:19:00
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Yes it was great!! I really would like to give yall the nitty gritty but I wont. :whistle:


U sure?? Wait neva mind i couldn't take it if you did.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 16:15:00
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Girl chile u gotta teach me :devil: cuz I am lacking in that dept. Hubby always singing "mi nuh want no boring F***"
Hubby always initiating the positions :whistle:


Yes Luv sometimes you have to take control of the situation. Surprise em and tell em tonight mi lead. One day sit and think of what you would like to do different and then go for it. Der no betta person den to try it on but him. Shoot rather it works or not I think he would like the fact that you stepped out of your comfort zone which sometimes you have to do..

Oh and.. ( As I whisper in your ear) Q can teach yuh a ting or two she has surely taught me and when we first met I thought I was more experienced than har. Cha she showed me… well told me….
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 16:14:00
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finesse you have no idea :devil: pull my hair, push me, grab me, throw me to the wasll, call me out my name, let me be quiet b4 i start telling too much (too late) BUT only when ur being nice to me.. :devil:
cyann give me the silent treatment all day then try to f&*% me.. HELLLL NOOOOOO

As I fan myself pleassssseee tap it!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 16:08:00
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Angry sex
Stripper sex
Make up sex
Im give it to you Raw sex
Toy Party sex
Mulitple position sex
####### sex

Do I need to say more hahahahahahaPosted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image


As I close my mouth. Nope mi ovastand :yes: ....

i like feeling like a cheap ho every once in a while..


Finesse :bonk: I'm more into a rape scene..
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 15:34:00
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I love Maxi dresses :thumbs:


I have to look up a maxi dress. Neva heard of it...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 15:31:00
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me either jg.. sex is so much more than physical to me.. when my ex would try to have sex w/ me after just being mean and arguing w/me, i would feel so cheap, like the connection meant nothing to him, he just wanted to release..now make up sex is different.. I LOOVVVEEE that!! :rofl:


Alright lets change the subject please ya know mi ave cobwebs so dis type of talk mi cyan manage it :wacko: !!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 15:29:00
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He knows how to drive he was a taxi driver in JA. He has his permit now and has to wait for the hard copy to come in the mail before he can go and take the driving test again. Because no matter what these JA men say about being the best driver in da world...he failed the driving portion of the test. SMH! That was not a pretty day. LOL :no:


Whoo I can hear all the clouts now....
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 15:27:00
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Wish there was a game Friday, Dillon. We could go get drunk and yell our fool heads off! Doing the wave has got to cheer anyone up!!!Posted Image


:blink: You really love baseball.

Are you a season ticket holder?
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 13:46:00
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See you looking at it wrong.. (I happen to be an expert at being the "bigger" person) but look.. Just compromise and work it out mama... Remember the things that brought you together and those will be the things to keep you together, shake it mama... Maybe you should go hang out with JG just to get a little break. Let her get you a little tilted come home and have angry sex. You should feel better Posted Image


Tee.. Sweetie.. How many different sexes are there? I swear you always have a new one... LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 13:43:00
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You are very right about this...that is why I posted this today. I have been holding it in for some time now.

:bonk: Shame on you for holding it in you know you can talk to us on here that is what we're here for. Like dey say about gas Better out den in.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 13:42:00
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Well, without going into any great detail on here, this woman is not really concerned with her own personal hygiene so what is anyone to really expect of her as far as the kids go?

I just hate the fact that this really sweet child is probably known as the smelly kid in special ed, you know?


Yeah a once in a lifetime thing understandable but an ongoing thing oh hell to the no!!!

Who am I kidding talking about a once in a lifetime thing if any of you would have done what I did I would be talking bout yall rasses.

Hey Dutty Wine is on!!!!
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 13:41:00
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MMMM Hmmmmmm but you have forgot to inform her that you will be meeting up with a certain someone. Don't just tell half a story Dada!!! :D


Shhhh!!! She doesn’t need to hear the whole story anyway because she isn’t going to read it all… LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 13:37:00
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Niq, you should go ahead and celebrate. Life is too short to stay mad for too long.. remember the wonderful advice you gave JQ.. Now its time for you to take it too sis!Posted Image




Triplets dis time Posted Image


Ha lookie der me and Tee changed positions. Now I’m like Bunk em and she sey talk to em. LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 13:34:00
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New update: Got checks... few more days til AOS is off

Hubby hasnt smoked Blacks for like a week now- going to Gym instead though he's begging me to go but damn I dont even weight 110 lol

Buried in schoolwork- group members not there part (they suck)Only 2 weeks left

Wanna change birth control- Depo makes me bitchy :blush:

Eating skittles :dance: :dance:


Jenkins yuh wanna warn har fi mi???
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 13:32:00
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About not providing and blah blah blah...asking if he can eat MY food. Makes little digs at me since I am the one working.


I can guess how he feels but at the same time I know your like shoot it’s not my fault. If I’m not tripping about it why should you? We in this together.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 13:30:00
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why yuh go back so soon? yuh find man pon di lass trip?


No star had yuh read mi novel you would see me left wid no man. Plus yuh missed a good ending.

Mi friend gwan back fi her bwaan day and she asked me if she got mi ticket would I go with har. Hell to the yeah!!! So I’m going back. It’s a rough job but I guess I’ll do it.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 13:27:00
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Wow MrsTee that is so sweet of you. To be honest with you all we are going through a pretty rough time right now. Don't really want to go into a lot of details but not having a job is causing MAJOR stress in our house. So I don't know how he is feeling today as I am not talking to him. Hope he is spending the day reflecting on what a great year it has been and not focus on the negative point of not working. I was going to have a little celebration with chocolate covered strawberries and some champagne but I don't really feel like it now.


Aww Dills (((hugs))). Dat is o.k. you don’t have to be the upbeat wife all the time. It might be best to take a chill pill and maybe something will fall pon his head and make him think back.

Just tink one year down and a zillion ta go!

I think you should sit in the bed with your strawberries and glass of champagne and sip and eat dem. When he ask what‘s that for say they were for you until you pissed me off so now me nyam dem myself… :rofl:

:bonk: :bonk: :bonk: It was such nice sleeping weather this morning I would have LOVED to sleep in today.


Yes it was...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 13:25:00
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OK......Thank you very much! Most of you agreed with me. Every day for my kids. Always has been. Always will be. DaDa.......Posted Image


I'm basically fuming. My BF had his kids last night and the kid's mom, always playing games, texted him she wouldn't be home till 10:30 so she would just pick up the kids at his house. It's a SCHOOL NIGHT, mind you and he's supposed to have the kids home by 9 pm. So BF tries to talk his son into taking a shower at his house. Son said Posted Image cause he has no clothes there to change into. BF says, when was the last time you took a shower? After some thought......SATURDAY. 5 days ago. This is a 13 year old active but autistic boy. ####### is that??????? How does a mother not notice her kids haven't bathed. (Sorry, DaDa....no direct knock on you. Just can't fathom it at all.)


I understand JQ no offense taken.

I have never let this happen before so I don’t feel no kind of way about it. I bathed dem Thus so they were good on Friday and then with the weekend and such I just lost track. It’s so sad and I felt so horrible. Hey we human it happens to the best of us. Now if I figet again den off wid mi head.. LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 13:14:00
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and a pretty bra to sit those bad boys up and at attention! Posted Image Posted Image


:rofl: I'm trying to look cute not hooch!!

Wait that might be a good idea :blush: ...
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 11:36:00
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LMAO... Of course not DaDa. I love having you around here. Are you going to do another report when you return? lol Find a cute sundress and work it.


No because oonu chat bout me so bad (as I cross my arms and pout like a kid)

Who knows how dis trip will turn out mi gwaan back wid oonu favorite person and dey don’t want me to go to Negril dey want me to stay in Mobay wid dem and der friends. Ehhhnnn? O.k. what eva yuh say but when you go look fi mi inna mi bed come Sat mawning don’t be upset when mi naa der. Plus who wants to spend all the time with Flava Flav? Not me.

Also em cousin passed last week so you knoa de wake will be next week so I'm looking for something respectful to wear. I don’t want the family looking at me like :blink: . Mi tink dis trip will be a chill trip. I might finally visit Ricks and go to the beach party on Sunday again but besides that I really don’t have it planned out like I usually do. I'm hoping we hit up the new club Club Cali on Friday but who knows and maybe swing past the Jungle on Sat. Wait it does sound like I have it planned out huh?
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 11:35:00
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Dada,

I just wanted to put my "big girl drawz" on an apologize to you if I came off "Rashida-ish" towards you yesterday. I was just expressing an opinion but I didn't have to be so gangsta with it. So please except my apologies. I appreciate my VJ family because without you guys I wouldn't have made it this far, so thanks to everyone! :)


Tee,

I appreciate the apology it means a lot to me :star: chica but no worries we just strong opinionated woman is all. I like how we agree to disagree and I also like how on the board we don’t tip toe around each other we say how we feel and mean it. Actually I thought yesterday’s discussion was good I was just worried you thought I was trying to step on your toes and I wasn’t. Mi still lubs (L) yuh long time!!!

Speaking of VJ family did anyone see Spangles wedding pics? She looks so darn happy I love it and she made a beautiful bride. I tell you, you ladies clean up really nice yall be looking so purrty :crying: …. LOL
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 11:26:00
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????? What ever happened to Bunz?? I haven't seen her around here in awhile.


She pon FB. She got her Visa and just left us.... LOL

She doesn't even dip her head in no more. I feel like Akon "I'm so Lonely"... LOL

Alot of the vets have left. Not sure why. I know we all need a break from time to time but dang vacation ova!!!

Most of the time Marley takes a shower every day but in the winter I let her go every other day because she has really bad eczema and it is worse in the winter. Jazz takes a shower every night and if his Dad had his way he would take one every morning as well. We just don't have time in the morning with getting ready for school. This time of year they are outside playing a lot and when they come in the smell like a wet dog so in the shower they go.

Oh and good morning yardies!!!

Today Mikel has been here 1 year. Boy time has flown by.


Why is that. I never understand how they smell like dog so quick.
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 11:17:00
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LMAO :rofl:

Dada u kill me!

I didnt know u going to Jamaica again? How long u going 4?


Yeah girl mi gwaan back ta yaad but its just a mini trip Fri-Tue..
DaDaFemaleJamaica2010-04-08 11:13:00