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CanadaMind if I post a funny for you all?
I don't Twitter, I don't FB and damn, I am proud of that. I am enough of a spaz that I would post something ridiculous or embarrassing and then have to spend way too much making reparations!

Just the thought of that gave me the goosebumps!

ACK!

lggNot TellingCanada2009-08-27 20:42:00
CanadaMind if I post a funny for you all?
Hate to tell you Huggles...
She read it!
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*runs and hides!*




QUOTE (Hugglebuggles @ Aug 27 2009, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh wow! To story A. and story B.! :lmao:

I did something almost as stupid once. My husband, who was just my boyfriend at the time, wanted me to write up my idea of a perfect romantic weekend and e-mail it to him. Well... it wasn't really PG-13... and when I went to hit send I somehow accidentally CC'd my cousin. I e-mailed her and told her not to read the last e-mail! She said she didn't but I bet she did...


lggNot TellingCanada2009-08-27 13:58:00
CanadaMind if I post a funny for you all?
Krikit?
That made my day! I laughed out loud at that. My worst, worst nightmare is sending the wrong person an email or a whole group of people an email not intended for them!

Loved that... thanks for sharing...
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QUOTE (Krikit @ Aug 27 2009, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OMG, that totally reminded me of the time my cousin, Kelly, made an email error!

So she and her husband, Jay, had not long had a baby and they were heading up north to his father's B&B for the weekend. So Kelly decides to head up early. I'd been over the night before for dinner and there were lots of leftovers, so Kelly emailed Jay the following message:

"The keys are on the counter. You can eat the leftovers for dinner. And DON'T FORGET THE CONDOMS!!!!!"

And then she hit "Send".

Only she'd just been set up with a new ISP and mailer and hadn't realized that she'd attached her entire address book to the distribution list! Including her boss and her father-in-law!!!!!!! ohmy.gif laughing.gif

OMG, so I received the email at work and I'm HOWLING because I'd just hit "Reply-All" saying:

"Thanks! Looks like it's going to be a great weekend!" because I thought she was sending it to me. laughing.gif

So then my phone rings and she's on there freaking out, and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. And there are people appearing at my office door literally killing themselves laughing because I can't stop laughing and I'm practically on the floor.

OMG. rofl.gif

Thanks for the memories. laughing.gif

BTW..... they conceived another child that weekend because she got drunk and forgot to use the condoms.


lggNot TellingCanada2009-08-27 13:48:00
CanadaMind if I post a funny for you all?

Oh meep!!!
I do neither so what do I know except it's damn hilarious, eh? What a moron that girl is...



QUOTE (Malrothien @ Aug 27 2009, 02:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's off facebook, but beyond funnnnnny.


lggNot TellingCanada2009-08-27 13:19:00
CanadaMind if I post a funny for you all?
for those of you that do...


lggNot TellingCanada2009-08-27 13:14:00
CanadaBridezilla Update...(I think I'm OK posting this here...)
God, I hope not! Except for maybe you krikit because, well... you ARE awesome!
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I usually wake up in the morning thinking, "#######!!! Where am I? Oh. coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee... "






QUOTE (Krikit @ Nov 1 2009, 12:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (lgg @ Nov 1 2009, 11:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do people like her wake up in the morning and think, "wow, I am just awesome!"

So.... is that not normal, then? lol

Edited by lgg, 01 November 2009 - 12:07 PM.

lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-01 12:06:00
CanadaBridezilla Update...(I think I'm OK posting this here...)
treble...

Geezus, I just read this whole 15 pages!!!!

#######? I'm sorry for your BILs hassles -- this woman sounds fvcked up. What a waste of time, money and effort.

Do people like her wake up in the morning and think, "wow, I am just awesome!"
I wonder that sometimes.

hope he gets through it okay. I have no words of advise nor anything wise to say so...

lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-01 11:40:00
CanadaTwo different stories, one ruined wedding. (Posting again and with updates)
If i were you amberhoney, I would go with the CR1 over the K3... seriously. It's a landed immigrant visa, upon completion and approval, you will be green card equiped -- you can work almost straight away and since you'll have been married less than to years you do a Removal of Conditions to get your 10 year green card.

It's a far better visa and...

Duhduhduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...

It's a lot less expensive!!

Do your research first, a little more time to ensure you're doing it right wont' hurt. If your guy is in Michigan, it's not that far to travel really so...

anyway....
just trying to help.
lggNot TellingCanada2009-10-26 22:10:00
CanadaTwo different stories, one ruined wedding. (Posting again and with updates)
No, no you're not in a fetal position at all. IT may take some time and it will, but you guys will be together. Think of it like this, so let's say you take your time and you file for the K3, i would go CR1 if I were you, but we can talk about that a different time. So say you're apart for like 8 months right? Then, when you are together, you'll be together forever. On top of that, you will have done it legally and right and you will be a welcome addition to the US. And you'll have the rest of your life with your husband.


I know it seems rough now but look around you, we are ALL or have been in the same boat you are. But we made. talk to all the lovely people here who live with their spouses and stuff, they're happy to have done it.

So... let us help you, get all your stuff together, go see your guy when you can for a week or two at a time, bring your ties to canada and soon? you'll get your visa and you'll laugh this off and you'll also laugh at all the things people said to you that you don't like now.

I promise.


That's all I can promise but it's probably more valid than a Border Patrol guard.
Best, honey... or Miele...
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Edited by lgg, 26 October 2009 - 09:58 PM.

lggNot TellingCanada2009-10-26 21:57:00
CanadaTwo different stories, one ruined wedding. (Posting again and with updates)
Honey... may I call you honey???

This IS a public forum don't forget you will, I repeat, you WILL get both constructive and critical advice and observations here. My advice? Suck it up. Take what you need and go from there. By announcing all this to the public, you will assuredly place yourself in a position where someone will have something you won't like to hear. You will have to deal with it...

Good luck! We have all been on both sides of the coin.





QUOTE (ambermiele @ Oct 26 2009, 10:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Again, Calling the USCIS, they had told us the process would have gone faster with a US marriage license. It's just what we were told, and so we had planned for that. I didn't even know this until yesterday.

I would prefer constructive comments rather than criticism or nit-picking. Please don't belittle what and how we have learned things up until now. We only have a little amount of time to make this go through properly and hopefully as planned. I want to spend my first Christmas married with my husband and his family. It is a very nice thought to have! blush.gif

Edited by lgg, 26 October 2009 - 09:45 PM.

lggNot TellingCanada2009-10-26 21:43:00
CanadaTwo different stories, one ruined wedding. (Posting again and with updates)
amber...
Do you have a job? A lease for a place to live? These are the BEST ways to prove your ties to Canada... a bank account and things like that. Items that show that you HAVE to return to Canada.

Keep in mind too, they could still deny you. But the more you bring the better. When I got the US to see my husband, I bring a letter from both my jobs stating when i'm to return, a copy of my rental agreement a letter from myland lord, bank statements, my NOA2. Umm, what else. Well, anything that I can get my hands on that show I live in Canada and must return. My cell phone bill, my cable and internet bill...

Stuff like that.


lggNot TellingCanada2009-10-26 21:33:00
CanadaTwo different stories, one ruined wedding. (Posting again and with updates)
Did you get married already? Where are you getting married? This will make a difference in how fast/where your marriage cert if processed...

lggNot TellingCanada2009-10-26 20:23:00
CanadaSad to get the Good News?
#######!
I had the wrong issue then too!
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Sometimes I don't' read so good....
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lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-03 14:33:00
CanadaSad to get the Good News?
Ha!
Um, the issue of his family getting their visa interview on December 18th which means that they probably won't be able to spend the holidays together.
Silly....

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QUOTE (Krikit @ Nov 3 2009, 09:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What is this mysterious issue with eklondon you all speak of? unsure.gif


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-03 09:54:00
CanadaSad to get the Good News?
Eklandon!!!

Congratulations, man! Well, that is a bit of an issue with the timeing and all but... if it were me.... I'd just get 'er done and move on.

I'm glad to hear that your wife and kids got an interview. That's awesome news!

Hope it all works out well for you!
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Best...
LGG

Oh and keep us posted as to all the nitty-gritty if you can, okay?

lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-03 09:38:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
Sorry to hear about your Uncle, Minnew...
Peace...


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-10 13:45:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
He doesn't look like anything you've all described but...
let's just say... without him, there'd be no special sauce....





















...and i'm talking thousand island dressing and relish you pervs....
Geez...
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QUOTE (Malrothien @ Nov 10 2009, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Wyatt's Torch @ Nov 10 2009, 10:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (lgg @ Nov 10 2009, 10:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm sorry... but that's a picture of me! I AM a burger monster. I put burgers with cheese and bacon to their death in a swift, efficient manner.

My hunger knows no bounds.


rawwwwwrrrrrrr....

Mini growl for you.


So does that make THIS your husband?






Nah, he looks more like this:


:|


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-10 13:17:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
I'm sorry... but that's a picture of me! I AM a burger monster. I put burgers with cheese and bacon to their death in a swift, efficient manner.

My hunger knows no bounds.


rawwwwwrrrrrrr....

Mini growl for you.
lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-10 13:03:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
You guys have brightened my dim little day!
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Merci...
hugs,
The Burger Monster.. .

lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-10 13:00:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
Nah, I beg to differ, trebs... she's no troll -- if only! She's a very ignorant girl who has JUST realized that she's in a crapload of trouble and has realized she needs help but seems to lack tact, dignity and grace...
IMHO


QUOTE (thetreble @ Nov 10 2009, 12:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't think Kittyfang really cares who knows what about her..obviously..but, she sure knows how to berate people when they give her an answer she doesn't like.

I think she's the Queen of trolls..really..


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-10 12:59:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
Varba:

I know, right? let's just inundate the internet with warts and bailbonds -- I'm surprised there isn't a picture of her over.

It sure gives new meaning to the Name KITTY FANG!!!

BLURG!


Oh and Peach... RSS feed from where? Please and thank you...


QUOTE (Peachey @ Nov 10 2009, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When I get home I'm totally subscribing to the RSS feed for her questions LOL

Edited by lgg, 10 November 2009 - 12:57 PM.

lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-10 12:57:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
What messed up yokel mentioned Clam Chowder???

I just about barfed up my Burg....

Gawd...
lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-10 12:56:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
But, but, but... I smell like hamburgers. BEcause I EAT them for breakfast!!

RRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

*stomp stomp stomp*

It's me, Burger Monster!!!




QUOTE (Sprailenes @ Nov 10 2009, 12:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He makes under 10,000 a year so he's probably smells like hamburgers.




Yea I just said that.

Edited by lgg, 10 November 2009 - 12:45 PM.

lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-10 12:43:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
HA!
Jail... I roll on the ground with hilarity...
I wonder, you gotta wonder, what's her husband like? I is nosey....


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-10 12:38:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
OH boy...
You don't even want to know...

I really, really mean that...
:|



QUOTE (thetreble @ Nov 10 2009, 10:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
kittyfang.....where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu..... bwahahahahahhahahah biggrin.gif


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-10 10:17:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
Once again Trailmix, you have hit the nail on the head... why am I going to kiss the butt of some employee who happens to only be the face if ineptitude? I'll sit there conduct my interview and move on. They have the right to deny me and that, I will not toy with. They are the face of a system that is poorly run and has let us down in terms of a lot of things. So... we're to sit back and take it? but, we can't take it out on the poor person, singular, that's manning the booth that day as... they are only the face of a poorly run system/company.

I agree...
I also NEVER hope to offend anyone here by my comments and such. NOt my intent. FYI...




QUOTE (trailmix @ Nov 9 2009, 12:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
While I do think that some of the the criticism of Montreal perhaps goes over the line a bit - I don't think that kissing butt, for lack of a better term, is going to make one iota of difference.

I do not doubt that these people work hard, I have never thought any differently, as I mentioned, I spent many hours at the Calgary consulate documenting my citizenship and I know they are busy.

All that aside, while it may not be their fault directly (as they are the employees) - other consulates do manage to crank out many thousands of visas per year and in a timely fashion. Why Canadians are not given this same respect, I do not know. What I do know is that if no one speaks up about it, it will not change. We complain and continue to complain about there only being 1 consulate in Canada that processes IR1 visas - what is the response? We end up with only 4 panel physicians for the ENTIRE country.

- 4 panel physicians for the whole country
- Having to travel to Montreal for the immediate relative visa
- Many months of wait time between completion at NVC and interview

Does this sound like an organization that has respect for Canadians? I don't think it does.

But again, these people work for an organization that has put this in place, I doubt seriously that anyone ever asked them their opinion about only having one consulate process these visas.

That said, we have all worked for poorly run companies and when you pick up that phone in the office to speak with a customer, they are not concerned with the fact that it is the chief that made these decisions - you are the representative for the company. While this is not really fair, I do think it is realistic to expect that you are going to get some backlash from a poorly run organization.


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-09 12:55:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
OH man, when we were going through all that stuff, I called NVC every single day, sometimes twice just so see if there was an update that required my immediate attention.
I sort of miss that, actually.

Get into work. Sit down with coffee, wait on hold with NVC while checking work email. Now? I got nothin'. I actually hate calling NVC these days as it's the same old b.s...

Rocking, Wyatt... you guys'll be done soon...
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QUOTE (Wyatt's Torch @ Nov 9 2009, 12:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I should also add that this is a great example of why one should call NVC's AVR every day. If I'd called on Thursday evening, we would have been able to have all of this sent off on Friday. The RFE was dated November 5th, but I only learned about it because I decided (on a lark) to call NVC's AVR.


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-09 12:08:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
Brilliant!

Thank goodness for an easily fixable RFE, eh? and lucky that you're there, eh?
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QUOTE (Wyatt's Torch @ Nov 9 2009, 11:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Okay. Thanks in part to a helpful NVC agent, and in HUGE part to a few frantic PMs back and forth with Redmen99, it looks like the mistake was a very simple one. My wife put in her adjusted gross income on line 25, thinking that's what they wanted. In actuality, they only want adjusted gross income for 1040EZ forms...and NOT for standard 1040s. So she changed the adjusted amounts to gross amounts and I just resent them to NVC.

The wording for that question could be a bit better...but so it goes. Here's hoping they can fix this RFE asap!

The one GOOD thing to come out of this is that the NVC agent was indeed very helpful, and assured me that this was the ONLY mistake with our documentation. So presumably, once this gets dealt with, we'll be case complete.

I'm glad this was caught TODAY, as my wife can bring me the hard copy of the amended I-864 home from work with her in an hour or so.


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-09 12:03:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
Wyatt...
I had to look at what question 25 even was... what was the issue with it? Need a hand or anything?
It looks like it'll probably be easy to fix, right? Fill it in again and such?

Good luck Looking forward to hearing about your case complete!

lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-09 11:53:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
AWwwww. Wyatt...
Well, at least you got some time with your wife, right? AND, soon enough, this whole process'll be over and I wouldn't feel bad about moving in with the 'rents a for a few months -- god knows if I had that chance, I would do it in a heartbeat and I am a lot older than you! Seriously... to be able to save that much money for a few months? I consider you lucky if anything else...

Good luck my friend...
Soon enough, we'll all laugh about this...
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LGG


QUOTE (Wyatt's Torch @ Nov 8 2009, 08:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hate that I have to come back "home" tomorrow. sad.gif

This has been a wonderful ten days with my wife here in D.C.

I know I should be glad that I was in a position to HAVE ten days with my wife...but having to leave her here until I can immigrate is very tough nonetheless.

It also sucks knowing that I'm going home to pack up my apartment over the next two weeks and move (albeit temporarily) back in with my parents. It's very tough when you're thirty and very accustomed to your independence...even if it IS very temporary! Grr.


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-09 11:01:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
I'm sorry...

Twi-Hard?

God. I would die of embarrassment.

lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-06 13:57:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
Man. Agreed and this is round two of this being a vent.

Oh and another thing? That Rob guy? Not. Good looking.

#######?




QUOTE (Rob and Mel @ Nov 5 2009, 11:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OK, here's my vent: TWILIGHT. God I really dont' see how people, get into this #######. The books were mindless drivel, and the movie was just awful. Could they pick any actors less talented? There are women in their 30's here at work obsessing about it, I had to kick them out of a conference room yesterday. Good god this infuriates me more than Dan Brown. How do hack writters get so far in this world nowadays? unsure.gif


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-05 11:35:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
People who just appear out of nowhere that you've never heard of before announcing that they either A) Got an interview or cool.gif are waiting and have been forever or whatever BUT They don't fill in timelines or give date specific details that help the rest of us get a bead on who/what/when sort of thing.

We can't celebrate or commiserate or help if we dont' know anything. And then then these people usually just leave after that one announcement.
headbonk.gif

It's a pet peeve of mine.

Sorry.


Uh... that sunglasses guy just appeared there i was trying to make a bracket and a b...
so uh.. yeah...

Edited by lgg, 05 November 2009 - 10:14 AM.

lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-05 10:12:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
Your boss sounds like a douchette!
So sorry...

In other news... I was wondering what the hell that smell was in my office -- it was my soup from lunch under a proof!
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QUOTE (Sprailenes @ Nov 4 2009, 03:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh I know. I once had a boss tell me everything was my fault one day because I didn't call her to wake her up.


I've worked with the incapable before.. it always makes work life "interesting"


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-04 16:02:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2

That's right I'm a dancer, biotches!

I am the embodiment of grace.

Yeah. That's right....
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QUOTE (IR5FORMUMSIE @ Nov 3 2009, 04:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Sprailenes @ Nov 3 2009, 04:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OMG lgg IS MY LONG LOST TWINSTER!!!!

No one understands showgirls.. .NO ONE! But you do YAY!

That's because she's a dancer not a stripper. laughing.gif


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-03 16:45:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
*ahem*


I don't care whether you live or die. I wanna see you dance, and I wanna see you smile.
I can't use you if you can't smile. I can't use you if you can't show. I can't use you if you can't sell.

lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-03 16:36:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
I loves me some Nomi!!!

So dramatic!
I watch it every single time it's on TV....
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QUOTE (Sprailenes @ Nov 3 2009, 04:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OMG lgg IS MY LONG LOST TWINSTER!!!!

No one understands showgirls.. .NO ONE! But you do YAY!

QUOTE (lgg @ Nov 3 2009, 04:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Showgirls, FTW!!!!!
Best bad movie EVER!!!!



QUOTE (Sprailenes @ Nov 3 2009, 04:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Varba @ Nov 3 2009, 03:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Twilight can't be as bad as Transformers 2.... can it?


My husband REFUSES to watch transformers 2. laughing.gif



See I wanted to watch twilight just to see, I mean what was with the hype? I had to check it out for myself and I did... and it was bad.

Best line: "You better hang on spider monkey"

I mean who wrote this #######? rofl.gif

Will I watch new moon? Probably.

It's like showgirls... I will watch that movie over and over again because it's SO FLIPPING AWFUL!




lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-03 16:29:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
HA!!!!

Mumsie, you slay me!
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lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-03 16:22:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
I am playing the theme music from Deliverance as we speak....
Dededededeeeeee dingadingadingalinga ding ding....


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-03 16:18:00
CanadaThe Vent - Part 2
Sh!t, y'all... even I can do a southn' accent, sure you betcha....





QUOTE (Wyatt's Torch @ Nov 3 2009, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I dunno...Con Air is pretty awful while also strangely entertaining...

That describes many Nicolas Cage movies, however. laughing.gif

I mean, how can someone screw up a Southern accent? Only Nick Cage, folks...


lggNot TellingCanada2009-11-03 16:15:00